To the people of #Zanarkand, long ago, Fenix, Free and Midna created a language superior to all and thus, kept it a secret from all. Now, the day has come for us to preserve it in its glory! Speak the language of Englih! In the highlighted lines, the first word/phrase is in Englih and the second is the English equivalent. Logs of its first use has been kept and dated below (dd/mm/yy). Enjoy!

	If you wish to add some more vocabulary, seek the approval of an Englih scholar (currently Fenix and Midna).



k = Hi
(7:57:15 am) * SPPGuest1966 (SPPGuest19@6790EFCD.71DB8442.A7C1C0C2.IP) has joined #spp
(7:57:19 am) <SPPGuest1966> k
(7:57:34 am) <+Epona> Normally we say 'hi'
(7:57:39 am) <+Epona> upon entry
(7:57:41 am) <%Fenix> rofl
(7:57:50 am) <%Fenix> that's a new fad
(7:57:59 am) <%Fenix> *joins
(7:58:02 am) <%Fenix> k
(04/05/08)


shuddup = I'm back
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(2:06:18 pm) <SPPGuest1951> shuddup
(04/05/08)


u <censored> = goodbye
(2:06:23 pm) <SPPGuest1951> u <censored>
(2:06:33 pm)  *** SPPGuest1951 was kicked by Fenix (I love you too)
(2:07:09 pm) <%Fenix> and "u <censored> is the new "-k"
(04/05/08)


Lee = Gotta go (owtte)
(2:30:45 pm) <SPPGuest6200> Lee
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(04/05/08)


oh ok = Thanks
(4:33:40 pm) <SPPGuest7074> how do I find out a pokemon's IVs at lvl100?
(4:33:47 pm) <+Midna> 7074, use a calculator
(4:34:12 pm) <SPPGuest7074> the pokemon isn't at 100 yet
(4:34:20 pm) <+Midna> Oh,then you have an IV battle
(4:34:30 pm) <+Midna> A wifi battle at Lv100
(4:34:51 pm) <%Fenix> you can calculate iv's accurately at +25
(4:34:52 pm) <SPPGuest7074> oh ok
(06/05/08)

pal park in dp of music linkin park? = really?
[12:03:44] <+Midna> I love Linkin Park they are awesome :D
[12:03:47] <+Midna> something like that
[12:03:52] <SPPGuest0450> pal park in dp of music linkin park?
(11/05/08)


find deoxys = Fine
(7:10:23 pm) <%Free> how are you SPPGuest3592?
(7:10:34 pm) <SPPGuest3592> find deoxys
(22/05/08)


<censored> you = How are you?
(7:11:12 pm) <SPPGuest3592> hey free <censored> you
(22/05/08)


hoja = crap
(9:08:19 am) <+Midna> <censored> you?
(9:08:34 am) <binlarden> hoja hoja hoja hoja hoja
(24/05/08)


pokemon sucks = No
(9:18:49 am) <SBM[Chaining]> is this the same bryan who catches shiny  pokemon on youtube?
(9:19:18 am) <%Free> pokemon sucks
(25/05/08)


shut up <censored> = Wonderful
(9:10:39 am) <superman> hi you noobs
(9:10:46 am) <Suicute> k superman
(9:10:50 am) <Suicute> <censored> you?
(9:11:04 am) <superman> shut up <censored>
(29/05/08)


@@WAddup = Yes
(11:46:26 am) <PokemonXDTrader> hey
(11:46:33 am) <PokemonXDTrader> is the serebii site down?
(11:48:08 am) <bakonfreak> WAddup
(02/06/08)


crash = love crush
(9:03:48 am) <+Sukura> Fenix <3s Midna
(9:03:52 am) <+Midna> No he doesn't
(9:03:59 am) <%Fenix> Sukura is mean
(9:04:06 am) <%Fenix> a very mean person
(9:04:47 am) <%Fenix> Sukura has a crash on SPPGuest5138
(06/07/08)

i dont care = my bad
(6:58:09 pm) <AlexandruRO> ty dude
(6:58:18 pm) <Suicune> I'm not a dude
(6:58:25 pm) <AlexandruRO> i dont care
(06/07/08)

your free her my son = Welcome back
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(8:51:59 am) <%Free> hello
(8:53:23 am) <+Midna> k Bryan <3
(8:53:49 am) <Sapphy> Bryan is back :D
(8:54:17 am) <%Akemi> Bryan <3333333
(8:55:00 am) <+Slowking> Bryan ^_^
(8:56:03 am) <whalefin> your free her my son
(16/07/08)


lif = iPad
(8:00:24 pm) <Uggles> its funny because im the only one telling the truth
(8:00:26 pm) <Uggles> and the only one
(8:00:28 pm) <Uggles> with
(8:00:28 pm) <Uggles> a
(8:00:29 pm) <Uggles> lif
(08/11/08)


lol = ok
(9:58:13 pm) <SPPGuest9307> k=lol
(08/11/08)


woll ucced = to fail
(10:21:24 am) «xd» mission: to get midna angry with me!!!!!!!
(10:21:29 am) «+Midna» Mission: failed
(10:21:31 am) «+Midna» I'm laughing at you
(10:21:36 am) «xd» i woll ucced
(15/11/08)


plenty since = pretty nice
(8:47:03 am) «%Cynthia» I think I'm being plenty since
(16/11/08)


im 12 = wtf
(8:03:39 pm) «Shelbyy» which games do you have ?
(8:04:30 pm) «Suicune» If you're after someone with Platinum, I don't have it
(8:04:54 pm) «Shelbyy» im not im 12
(8:05:03 pm) «Shelbyy» so why would i ?
(16/11/08)


im still confused = I'll be right back (owtte)
(8:09:23 pm) «Shelbyy» im sorry but im still confused
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(16/11/08)


look = luck
(5:53:14 pm) «Guest37828» ugh wish me look im on pmd2 about to fight the time lord guy
(29/11/08)


paypal = kickban
[16:13:28] <{UA}ThreadDeath> sorry about the post in the roon of a conversation i was having with that girl,i don't know how it got there at all..it's true what i said though
[16:14:55] <{UA}ThreadDeath> i was going to report her and then i changed my mind.seems i accidently outted her in the chatroom for using paypal anyway
(22/02/09)


englih = this language you are studying
(8:43:33 am) «ellen» hey ,she my show funny?
(8:43:45 am) «%Fenix» ellen
(8:43:52 am) «%Fenix» use englih please :<
(02/04/09)


muw = fuck
 *** Fenix banned: *!*@*.1E199C7F.7BFD46A1.IP
 *** pika was kicked by Fenix (GET OUT PLZ || Noise Erased: 7772)
[11:38:47] <pika> so r u there
[11:39:54] <Fenix> yes
[11:40:01] <pika> so muw u
[11:40:21] <Fenix> what?
[11:40:30] <pika> nothing bye
[11:40:47] <Fenix> bye
[11:40:57] <pika> u banned me
[11:41:28] <Fenix> of course
(12/04/09)


! Lions! = You're welcome
(8:53:17 am) «+Midna» Thanks, everyone!
(8:53:27 am) «+Saber» !
(8:53:29 am) «+Saber» Lions!
(11/08/09)


wofg = for
(10:35:14 am) (10:35:14 am) «~Awayebii» I'll buy you a milkshake :p
(10:35:26 am) (10:35:26 am) «%Midna» Joe's milkshake brings all the boys to Bournemouth
(10:35:29 am) (10:35:29 am) «@Kirby» I'll come from your milkshake Joe ;)
(10:35:33 am) (10:35:33 am) «@Kirby» ...
(10:35:34 am) (10:35:34 am) «@Kirby» I... typoed
(10:35:39 am) (10:35:39 am) «@Dragonite» LOL
(10:35:41 am) (10:35:41 am) «%Midna» COME FROM
(10:35:44 am) (10:35:44 am) «%Midna» I JUST NOTICED
(10:35:44 am) (10:35:44 am) «%Midna» ROFL
(10:35:47 am) (10:35:47 am) «@Kirby» that was an aciccdent
(10:35:50 am) (10:35:50 am) «%Fenix» LOL
(10:35:56 am) (10:35:56 am) «%Fenix» COME FROM YOUR MILKSHAKE
(10:35:58 am) (10:35:58 am) «@Kirby» shut up I mean wofg
(13/09/09)


oh i guess you are master has spoken = I'm sorry
(6:29:47 am) «%Midna» Stop arguing and just change the subject.
(6:30:01 am) «Lightning_Storm» sorry master queen
(6:30:05 am) «Lightning_Storm» we are not worthy
(6:30:13 am) «VEEK» i am
(6:30:18 am) «%Midna» Yeah, VEEK is
(6:30:19 am) «Lightning_Storm» no you are not
(6:30:29 am) «Lightning_Storm» oh i guess you are master has spoken
(25/11/09)


nobody... = fine!
(6:32:56 pm) «BlazingCobaltX» Hello
(6:34:56 pm) «BlazingCobaltX» nobody...
(14/01/10)


Ping timeout = Meh
(9:45:14 am) «%Suicune» Hey, guys, <censored> you?
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(31/01/10)

gabaga...! = I found ...!
(11:33:58 pm) «Hagrid» hey where my milk?
(11:34:36 pm) «Fenix» ...
(11:34:53 pm) «Hagrid» gabaga!
(11:34:54 pm) «Hagrid» gabaga!
(04/08/07) Revived: (27/03/10)

lvl 1 = no problem
(19:18:11) <%Suicune> Guys, i don't care that you suck.
(19:18:12) <baby_stewie> lvl 1
(01/04/10)