I used the holosword You know why?

I used the holosword You know why?
Cause the holosword doesn't miss, and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang, bang, and they're fucking done. I use four hits just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking f------, I'm there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) steal the spare. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use the holosword to meme noobs. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots, which take half a clip just to bring someone down, or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls, impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The holosword is the superior greytide enforcement weapon. Because it memes noobs. And it rekts noobs by reducing the number of noobs roaming the fucking halls.