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- Like most black mothers,
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- mine was consumed
- by the presentation of her child.
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- I was a reflection of her as a mother.
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- It was an ever-present source of anxiety
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- to prove that I was just as well-groomed
- as any white child.
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- They would play, hair uncombed, no shoes,
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- traces of everything they'd eaten
- smeared on their faces,
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- completely happy and oblivious
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- to any possible defects
- to their appearance.
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- 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,534
- I, on the other hand, had to be fixed.
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- wash, conditioner, and hot comb,
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- until my hair was straight enough
- to run her fingers through it
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- without one snap, crackle, or pop.
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- 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,379
- Ow!
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- 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,381
- That's your outside voice, Violet.
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- 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,592
- - But you're burning my head off.
- - No one likes a complainer.
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- 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:59,262
- - Only then was I perfect.
- - Hey, baby girl.
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- 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,433
- You deserve the world,
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- 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,061
- and one day, you're gonna find a man
- who'll give it to you.
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- 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,521
- Like my daddy.
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- 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:12,359
- No, Vi. There's not a man in the world
- who can give your mommy what she wants.
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- 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:17,155
- But for an 11-year-old,
- perfection was no fun.
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- 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,450
- Violet, get away from that pool.
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- 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,201
- You scared of the water?
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- 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,664
- I bet I could hold my breath longer.
- 26
- 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,126
- Vi, I'm warning you.
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- 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,254
- Violet! Violet Jones!
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- Violet Jones!
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- 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,850
- What the hell happened to your hair?
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- 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:48,228
- You look like a Chia Pet.
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- 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,608
- To my mom,
- appearance was everything.
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- 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,820
- - We always had to be perfectly groomed.
- - Violet! Violet Jones!
- 33
- 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,823
- Because no fairy tale ever ended
- with the words...
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- "Nappily Ever After."
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- 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,874
- What are you doing here?
- It's 5:00 a.m.
- 36
- 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:55,128
- How could I sleep on such a special day?
- It's just... Where is it, where is it?
- 37
- 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,644
- - Shh, Mom! Shh!
- - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- 38
- 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,315
- It seems like we've been
- preparing for this moment forever.
- 39
- 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,192
- I told you one day your prince would come.
- 40
- 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,402
- You just missed
- a couple of carriages, that's all.
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- 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,116
- Dad is coming tonight.
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- - Why?
- - It's my birthday party, Mom.
- 43
- 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,667
- He's supposed to be there.
- 44
- 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,127
- He lost that privilege
- when he lost his mind.
- 45
- 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,380
- He didn't lose his mind.
- 46
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- He quit selling insurance
- to become a male model.
- 47
- 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,761
- Is that not insane?
- 48
- 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,723
- And I mean,
- what is he gonna model anyway? Depends?
- 49
- 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,185
- If he had not left,
- I would have kicked him out.
- 50
- 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:55,564
- Will you please,
- please be civil? For me?
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- 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,150
- - I'll try.
- - Thank you.
- 52
- 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:03,613
- So, does Clint still think
- the party's a surprise?
- 53
- 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,283
- He's been calling my office,
- asking April for help...
- 54
- 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,660
- ...so I've been able to plan everything.
- 55
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- All right.
- 56
- 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,834
- What do you think?
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- Oh...
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- Mm...
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- Morning, baby.
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- Happy birthday, beautiful.
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- Mm.
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- 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:58,709
- Hmm.
- 63
- 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,096
- I've got a little gift for you.
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- Oh, not that little.
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- 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,726
- Oh!
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- 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,079
- - I wanna get on top.
- - Yeah?
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- 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,580
- I wanna get on top.
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- I wanna get on top. Yeah.
- 69
- 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,608
- Oh, one of the big orthopedic guys,
- he's gonna take me to lunch.
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- 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,819
- - He's opening up a new sports clinic.
- - Oh?
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- 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,489
- And I think he might ask me to join him
- after my residency.
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- 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,408
- That's excellent, Clint.
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- Right? And then, of course,
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- I am going to be taking
- my beautiful birthday girl
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- out for a very special evening.
- 76
- 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,666
- Sounds perfect.
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- 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:24,379
- In two weeks, you are going to be looking
- at the hottest doctor in town.
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- 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,298
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Mm, it is time to make moves.
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- 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,217
- Yes, it is.
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- Mm.
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- Mm.
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- Violet Jones' office.
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- - Morning, April.
- - Good morning, Violet.
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- 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,927
- - Happy birthday.
- - Thank you.
- 85
- 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,322
- Doctor Conroy called to ask
- what your favorite flowers are.
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- 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,986
- I told him violets, and gave him
- the number to A Blooming Business.
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- 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,393
- - Good girl. What's the forecast?
- - Mainly sunny.
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- 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,813
- Highs in the mid-70s,
- seven percent relative humidity,
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- and a five percent chance
- of precipitation.
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- Perfect. Tell the girls,
- lunch on the patio is on.
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- 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:29,985
- Okay.
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- 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,200
- We start with our woman.
- She's a pretty girl.
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- 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,285
- She doesn't love what she sees.
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- 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,955
- We cut to her date,
- waiting in the next room.
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- 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:46,461
- He has front row tickets to a show,
- and according to his Rolex, they're late.
- 96
- 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,715
- But our woman has found the answer:
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- Long Live Red by Essential.
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- 00:09:55,261 --> 00:10:00,225
- She stands in the doorway,
- looking beautiful. She is perfect.
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- Great lips, great night.
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- Great pitch.
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- Well done, well done.
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- 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,949
- So, wait. If I'm not 90 pounds
- with injected lips,
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- 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,952
- - I don't get a hot guy to ask me out?
- - Not going on a lot of dates, huh?
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- 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,995
- Well, I loved it, Violet. I loved it.
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- 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,999
- But tomorrow, add some more details
- about your projected use of ad space.
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- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:25,917
- - Okay?
- - Got it.
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- 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,460
- All right. Good job.
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- 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,921
- Oh, are we calling it? I love it.
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- 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,340
- No, but seriously, Vi,
- they got you in a little box.
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- 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,884
- You got it dressed up so pretty,
- you think it's a condo.
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- 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,955
- Does that look like a rain cloud?
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- 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:42,016
- Look, you should be doing
- some of them pimp spots, like Budweiser.
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- 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,434
- You know, Home Depot.
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- - Viagra.
- - You would say that.
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- 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,415
- When a black couple walks into your office
- to buy a house,
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- 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,483
- who does your boss trot out to greet them?
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- 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,360
- Oh!
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- 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,279
- See, I... I don't... I don't trot.
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- 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,322
- It's a brisk strut.
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- 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,909
- Listen, I am very good at selling
- to the female market,
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- 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,162
- and if it ain't broke...
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- 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,250
- - Are you sure that's not a rain cloud?
- - The weather report said no rain.
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- 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,793
- I checked twice.
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- 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,546
- Anyway, after tonight...
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- 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,508
- my career is gonna take a back seat...
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- 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,512
- because the doctor is about to be in.
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- 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,851
- - Gotta get ready.
- - I know. I gotta find something to wear.
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- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,813
- Oh, look at them! So cute!
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- 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,482
- - I can't wait.
- - I can.
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- 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,193
- Hey, don't spray me!
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- 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,368
- Mom? Call me back.
- I... I can't get into my normal salon.
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- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,621
- I need help.
- Call me as soon as you get this.
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- He is not proposing to you
- because of your hair.
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- 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,334
- Violet, he loves you for who you are.
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- 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,127
- Does your husband know
- about your Jewfro?
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- 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,339
- Because I have plenty of pictures
- of the two of us in college.
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- 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,674
- Mom, I just called you at home.
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- 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,179
- - Call me back. Where are you?
- - All right, all right, look.
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- 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,742
- I'm going to call my hairstylist
- and see if she can fit you in.
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- 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,933
- - Yeah. Yeah.
- - Okay?
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- 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,184
- Uh, offer money.
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- 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,312
- - All right, how much?
- - Fifty. One hundred.
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- 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,689
- Two hundred dollars
- to whoever has the next appointment.
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- 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,358
- - Okay. Just breathe.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,443
- Okay.
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- 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,279
- Hey, Lalisa, girl!
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- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,914
- What was I thinking?
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- 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,875
- You talked me into this.
- This is your fault.
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- 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,167
- My fault?
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- 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,754
- You want to blame me
- for making you look damn good,
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- 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,506
- I'll take it. But this...
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- 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,591
- This is all God's work.
- 153
- 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,471
- But brothers love long hair.
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- 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,937
- What brothers want...
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- 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,107
- is a woman who's real.
- 156
- 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,078
- You know, it's rude to stare.
- 157
- 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,871
- Pay me five dollars, and I'll stop.
- 158
- 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,581
- Excuse me?
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- 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,334
- You just paid Jackie $200
- not to get her hair done.
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- 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,045
- Sorry, no deal.
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- 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,674
- You know, you can sponsor, like,
- six kids from Uganda
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- 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,551
- with that money you're spending for hair.
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- 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,262
- I'm sorry, where is your mother?
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- 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,807
- Zoe, are you bothering my clients again?
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- 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,394
- Make yourself useful.
- Go get Crystal some conditioner, okay?
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- 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,314
- Girl, she does whatever flies
- into her head.
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- 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,066
- My mama would have popped me good
- for running my mouth
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- 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,110
- - and having hair looking that crazy.
- - Mm-hmm.
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- 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,112
- Come on, let's get you washed up.
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- 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,373
- You okay?
- 171
- 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,832
- I'm fine.
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- 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,681
- Uh, excuse me, I need to be rinsed.
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- 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,476
- You have seven more minutes to condition.
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- 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,023
- Now, please!
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- 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,194
- Oh, God, thank you.
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- 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,160
- Lalisa?
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- 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,829
- - What?
- - Uh-uh!
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- 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,374
- Oh, my goodness.
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- 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,833
- Oh, shit.
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- 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,584
- What?
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- 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,254
- Oh, my God!
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- 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,551
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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- 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,303
- Okay, all right. Vi, calm down.
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- 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,264
- All right, it's really not that bad,
- you know. We could comb it over.
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- 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,683
- - What happened?
- - I... I just washed and conditioned her.
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- 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,021
- - You used relaxer.
- - What?
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- 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,856
- I used what Zoe handed me.
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- 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,400
- You!
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- 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,026
- You did this!
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- 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,487
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mistakes happen.
- - This was no mistake!
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- 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,864
- - Where the hell is her mother?
- - Her mother's not around.
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- 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,425
- She's my daughter,
- I take responsibility.
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- 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,535
- That's your daughter?
- With that mop on her head?
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- 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,328
- I am sorry this happened,
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- 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,092
- but don't talk
- about my daughter like that.
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- 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,290
- But? No, no, no, no, no.
- There is no "but."
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- 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,543
- You can think whatever you want
- about me right now,
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- 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,963
- but in a few hours,
- my man will be proposing to me,
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- 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,966
- so I suggest you go
- to one of those thousand hair supplies
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- 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,552
- on this block
- and buy me the best hair money can buy,
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- 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,680
- and figure out a way
- to attach it to my head!
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- 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,855
- Surprise!
- 203
- 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:52,368
- I am surprised
- you're still doing her hair.
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- 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,454
- - Oh!
- - She looks gorgeous.
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- 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,040
- Oh, that's just one
- of our little things we do.
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- 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,210
- You're lucky, Vi.
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- 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,337
- Your grandmother hated doing
- your mom's hair.
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- 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,216
- She used to just send her outside
- with this... afro.
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- 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:11,012
- The boys on the block
- used to call her Willie Mays.
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- 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,347
- Really?
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- 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,431
- Mom!
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- 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,352
- Well, now they'll be calling me
- the mother-in-law of a doctor.
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- 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,314
- Well, happy birthday, Vi.
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- 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,359
- Thanks, Dad. Wait, you're not leaving.
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- 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,028
- Clint's going to, um...
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- 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,155
- uh, make a toast,
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- 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,990
- and I really want you here.
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- 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,992
- Well, I have an early call tomorrow.
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- 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,369
- a big photo shoot.
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- 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,954
- Oh, excellent!
- 221
- 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,416
- This is all still a little weird for me.
- 222
- 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,127
- Hey, enjoy your party.
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- 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,211
- - Thanks, Dad.
- - Love you.
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- 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,253
- I love you.
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- 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,424
- Good night, Richard.
- 226
- 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,140
- You okay?
- 227
- 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,143
- Never better.
- 228
- 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,604
- Good.
- 229
- 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,568
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 230
- 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,613
- if I could just have your attention
- for one minute, please.
- 231
- 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:18,621
- So, I've been asking myself,
- what do you get the perfect woman?
- 232
- 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,292
- You are as beautiful
- waking up in the morning
- 233
- 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,170
- - as you are at night.
- - No, I'm not.
- 234
- 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,047
- It's unnatural how perfect.
- 235
- 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:34,554
- So, I kept coming back
- to that sense of... family.
- 236
- 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,307
- Oh!
- 237
- 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,810
- Oh, Clint.
- 238
- 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,938
- Oh, this is the happiest moment
- of my life.
- 239
- 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,190
- Oh!
- 240
- 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,733
- Oh, my.
- 241
- 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,153
- Oh!
- 242
- 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,322
- What's this?
- 243
- 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,559
- This might help.
- 244
- 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,244
- - Oh!
- - Oh!
- 245
- 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,668
- Mm-hmm.
- 246
- 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,878
- Meet Lola.
- 247
- 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,339
- That's cool.
- 248
- 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,968
- - Our first pet together.
- - Oh.
- 249
- 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:19,181
- And one that won't make a mess.
- 250
- 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,812
- A dog?
- 251
- 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,148
- He got me a dog.
- 252
- 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,733
- What's wrong with me?
- 253
- 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,067
- Oh, Vi.
- 254
- 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,862
- There's nothing wrong with you.
- 255
- 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,282
- Clint didn't propose tonight, but he will.
- 256
- 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,908
- Soon.
- 257
- 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,287
- Now freshen up, pick up that mutt,
- 258
- 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,789
- and go back out there
- with a smile on your face.
- 259
- 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,064
- You don't like the dog.
- 260
- 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,650
- What's not to like?
- 261
- 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,863
- Did something happen at the party?
- 262
- 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,033
- No, absolutely nothing happened
- at the party.
- 263
- 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,662
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 264
- 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,707
- I was expecting a ring, Clint.
- 265
- 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,291
- A ring?
- 266
- 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,795
- Like an engagement ring?
- 267
- 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,878
- Yes!
- 268
- 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,440
- Why would you... would you think that?
- 269
- 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,592
- Why? We've been together two years.
- 270
- 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,096
- You said tonight I'm perfect.
- 271
- 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,849
- Yeah, I did.
- 272
- 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,062
- But that doesn't mean
- we're ready to get married.
- 273
- 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,438
- Yes, it does.
- 274
- 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,441
- I... I want a husband,
- 275
- 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,235
- not a boyfriend.
- 276
- 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,698
- And a child, not a Chihuahua.
- 277
- 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,534
- I'm not even a dog person.
- 278
- 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,910
- Exactly.
- 279
- 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,413
- What is that supposed to mean?
- 280
- 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:10,042
- You know, I had to ask your assistant
- what your favorite flowers were.
- 281
- 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,753
- Your favorite wine. Your favorite music.
- 282
- 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:13,837
- So?
- 283
- 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,549
- So? You're talking about getting married.
- 284
- 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,260
- I don't even know you.
- 285
- 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,178
- Of course you do!
- 286
- 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,639
- No. I know you're beautiful.
- 287
- 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,518
- I know you're smart,
- and you dress right, you act right,
- 288
- 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,896
- you always say the perfect thing,
- but you never let your hair down.
- 289
- 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,275
- We go to a party, you don't dance.
- You don't drink.
- 290
- 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,610
- We've never just got buck wild
- in the shower,
- 291
- 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,446
- or just acted silly together.
- 292
- 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,701
- You never take a chance, Vi,
- because you've always gotta be perfect.
- 293
- 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,786
- But 24/7 perfection is...
- 294
- 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,039
- It's like being on a two-year first date.
- 295
- 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,129
- Oh, my God.
- 296
- 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,968
- You're never gonna marry me,
- are you, Clint?
- 297
- 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,972
- Babe, come on, that's...
- That's not what I said.
- 298
- 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,646
- I think you need to leave.
- 299
- 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,107
- Are you being serious right now?
- 300
- 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,068
- I think we need to stop wasting
- each other's time.
- 301
- 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,946
- So, because I won't marry you
- at this moment,
- 302
- 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,241
- you're saying it's over?
- 303
- 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,162
- The first date has to end sometime.
- 304
- 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,038
- Come on, go.
- 305
- 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,624
- Go to the bathroom!
- 306
- 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,585
- Don't you have to go?
- 307
- 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,802
- Lola, I have to go to work.
- 308
- 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:14,852
- Lola, go... to the bathroom!
- 309
- 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,940
- Yay!
- 310
- 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,861
- Hey.
- 311
- 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,909
- Ugh.
- 312
- 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,627
- Good morning, Violet.
- 313
- 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,048
- Okay, so, um...
- 314
- 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,510
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah, I'm fine.
- 315
- 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,512
- Is, uh, everything ready
- in the conference room?
- 316
- 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:53,015
- Uh, Violet?
- 317
- 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,519
- Oh, God.
- 318
- 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:02,107
- And we... Then we go to our woman,
- and she has on lipstick.
- 319
- 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:06,362
- Uh, she has to put the lipstick on first,
- of course.
- 320
- 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,781
- She puts on Long Live Red.
- 321
- 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,574
- Um...
- 322
- 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,536
- Yeah, Long Live Red,
- and, um, then she comes out...
- 323
- 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,371
- Shit!
- 324
- 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,085
- She comes out.
- 325
- 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,174
- You know already.
- 326
- 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,134
- She's beautiful, and, um...
- 327
- 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,096
- ...he's happy about it.
- 328
- 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:37,267
- So... so what we're saying is
- all women are pretty,
- 329
- 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:42,439
- but you won't be perfect
- until you wear Long Live Red?
- 330
- 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:43,940
- Yes.
- 331
- 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,067
- No.
- 332
- 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:47,736
- Did I say perfect?
- 333
- 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:52,241
- 'Cause that wouldn't be nice,
- or even fair, to call her perfect.
- 334
- 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,828
- I mean, she's beautiful,
- but she's much more than that.
- 335
- 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,288
- Much, much more than that.
- 336
- 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,834
- Fine. Then she's in Phi Beta Kappa
- as well.
- 337
- 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,520
- - Right?
- - No, no, no, no, Bill.
- 338
- 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,963
- I don't...
- I don't think you're really seeing her.
- 339
- 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:10,134
- She is, um, way, way, way, way more
- than that.
- 340
- 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,679
- Still, we all want to fuck her,
- and that's really the point of the ad.
- 341
- 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,388
- Right, Violet?
- 342
- 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:18,725
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- 343
- 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,982
- Tyson loves your campaign.
- 344
- 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:29,069
- He... just doesn't want you
- on the account.
- 345
- 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:31,739
- Alicia's gonna take over.
- 346
- 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:34,366
- I want you to take a few days, okay?
- Get your head straight.
- 347
- 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,506
- I don't think that'll go very well
- with the turquoise dress.
- 348
- 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,802
- Oh, it's you. I guess you're right.
- 349
- 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,223
- - Ow!
- - Trust me, handcuffs would hurt worse.
- 350
- 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:42,059
- Now, take the dress out of your backpack
- and put it on the counter.
- 351
- 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:46,271
- All the clothes have security tags.
- You would have been caught at the door.
- 352
- 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,317
- No, you wait for somebody else
- to set off the alarm first,
- 353
- 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,401
- then you walk through.
- 354
- 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:53,403
- Oh, so clearly you've done this before.
- 355
- 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:56,532
- I heard. Anyway, it was
- a birthday present from my mom.
- 356
- 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,200
- For. For your mom.
- 357
- 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,619
- And that doesn't make it right. Come on.
- 358
- 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,379
- Now, say thank you
- to the nice security guard.
- 359
- 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,291
- - Uh, wait a minute.
- - Say it!
- 360
- 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,418
- No!
- 361
- 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,587
- Ma'am, could you stop, please?
- 362
- 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:14,258
- So lucky I don't believe
- in putting my hands on you,
- 363
- 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:15,926
- or you'd be laid out on this sidewalk.
- 364
- 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,053
- - I'm sorry!
- - Sorry doesn't cut it, Zoe!
- 365
- 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,513
- How did you even get here?
- 366
- 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,722
- - The bus.
- - The bus?
- 367
- 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,185
- What gets you more excited, huh?
- Being arrested or being kidnapped?
- 368
- 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,623
- - Answer me when I'm talking to you!
- - Look, I know what she did was wrong,
- 369
- 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,357
- but maybe it was a cry for help.
- 370
- 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,418
- - What the hell is she crying about?
- - I don't know.
- 371
- 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,777
- All right, then, stay out of it.
- 372
- 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,529
- Excuse me, I was put in it
- 373
- 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,865
- the moment I was strip-searched
- by that security guard.
- 374
- 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,908
- I've earned the right to tell you,
- you don't know what's going on with her.
- 375
- 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,830
- And in what world would I take advice
- about my daughter from you?
- 376
- 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,623
- Let's go. Move it.
- 377
- 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,003
- Please! We are in public.
- 378
- 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,129
- Stop it!
- 379
- 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:01,805
- Quit tickling me!
- 380
- 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,560
- Wow.
- 381
- 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:08,353
- Wow.
- 382
- 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,104
- Wow?
- 383
- 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,648
- Or "wow!"?
- 384
- 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:13,984
- - Just...
- - Wow.
- 385
- 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,067
- Yeah.
- 386
- 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,864
- I think it's hot.
- 387
- 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,912
- I mean, I don't really know if it's you.
- 388
- 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,955
- You know, maybe you just
- want to keep it simple?
- 389
- 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,249
- - Yeah, just be yourself.
- - Yeah.
- 390
- 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,542
- And what would that be?
- 391
- 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,045
- The Anal-Compulsive Miss Perfect cut,
- 392
- 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,839
- or the...
- The Not Fun, Never Spontaneous Weave?
- 393
- 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,716
- I mean, I liked the weave.
- It was cute.
- 394
- 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:40,093
- Violet, I think you're being
- too hard on yourself.
- 395
- 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,262
- This is me.
- 396
- 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:46,350
- This is called "fuck you" hair.
- Says so right on the box.
- 397
- 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:51,647
- I just wasted two years of my life
- on that asshole...
- 398
- 00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:59,071
- ...so we are gonna go out,
- and I am gonna get myself right.
- 399
- 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,991
- - It's not really a "fuck you" outfit.
- - No.
- 400
- 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,660
- I mean, if you're really gonna do this,
- 401
- 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,255
- the carpet's gonna
- have to match the drapes.
- 402
- 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:08,163
- Mm.
- 403
- 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,880
- I want to do this, I just don't know how.
- 404
- 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,882
- - Just go with how you feel.
- - Yeah.
- 405
- 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:21,846
- I feel like I should be on a pole,
- and Floyd Mayweather's making it rain.
- 406
- 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,404
- Okay, well, go with...
- 407
- 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:26,181
- - Oh, shit.
- - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 408
- 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,016
- - Oh, my God.
- - I think even God's laughing.
- 409
- 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,103
- - Up. Come on. There you go.
- - There you go.
- 410
- 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,521
- All right.
- 411
- 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,065
- If you leave now,
- 412
- 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,567
- I know you're just gonna feel stupid
- the rest of the night,
- 413
- 00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:41,738
- but if you stay here, I promise you,
- I'll make you laugh a little bit.
- 414
- 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,699
- Take as much time with her as you need.
- 415
- 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:46,639
- - Vi, we gonna hit the dance floor, girl.
- - You're leaving me?
- 416
- 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,204
- Yeah, girl, you better have some fun! Oh!
- 417
- 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,894
- - You're good?
- - Yes.
- 418
- 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,290
- - You're funny!
- - You had a lot to drink.
- 419
- 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:16,940
- - I did!
- - I'm so funny?
- 420
- 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:20,527
- Oh!
- 421
- 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,196
- Wow!
- 422
- 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,742
- Ooh, impressive!
- 423
- 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,951
- You're impressive.
- 424
- 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,911
- Ooh!
- 425
- 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,706
- Ooh!
- 426
- 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:34,415
- Mm!
- 427
- 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,713
- Just slap me if that was too fast.
- 428
- 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:43,800
- See, I was right about you.
- 429
- 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:46,470
- Your hair told me everything
- that I needed to know.
- 430
- 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,306
- You're not afraid of anything.
- 431
- 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,807
- No, I'm not.
- 432
- 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:52,601
- You love to take a chance.
- 433
- 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,478
- - Yes, I do.
- - Yeah.
- 434
- 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:56,813
- Oh, shit.
- 435
- 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,815
- - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- - No.
- 436
- 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,107
- No, I liked it.
- 437
- 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,069
- - You liked it?
- - Yeah.
- 438
- 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,737
- You are a wild one, aren't you?
- 439
- 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:05,030
- - Yeah.
- - Oh, shit.
- 440
- 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:08,617
- - Shock me, baby. Shock me.
- - Shock you? Okay.
- 441
- 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,700
- - Shock me.
- - Yeah.
- 442
- 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,831
- Mm!
- 443
- 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,000
- No, no. Hold up. Safety cap there.
- 444
- 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,978
- - Yeah, you gotta open it. Mm-hmm.
- - There you go.
- 445
- 00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:20,420
- Okay. Yeah, okay.
- 446
- 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:23,382
- Oh, yeah, that's... that's hot.
- 447
- 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,301
- - Oh!
- - Ooh!
- 448
- 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,055
- Ow!
- 449
- 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,141
- - Ow!
- - Oh, no, it's... it's... erotic. It's fine.
- 450
- 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,769
- - You're bleeding. You're bleeding!
- - Oh, no, just...
- 451
- 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:37,396
- Let me just sit up here for a second.
- 452
- 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,481
- Ah, no, it's fine. It's fine.
- 453
- 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:43,568
- This is terrible.
- 454
- 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:47,406
- Uh, no, no, it's, uh... No, it's, uh...
- 455
- 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:48,824
- What was I saying?
- 456
- 00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:53,995
- I gotta... I gotta go.
- 457
- 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:56,706
- You don't have to run off!
- 458
- 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,042
- I'm barely even bleeding now.
- 459
- 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,068
- So, maybe he was just using me
- to get through his residency. I mean,
- 460
- 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,988
- it's obvious he was gonna
- have me waiting on him forever.
- 461
- 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,241
- I had to move on with my life.
- 462
- 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,324
- That's it?
- 463
- 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:36,246
- I mean, he didn't cheat on you?
- He didn't hit you nor nothin' like that?
- 464
- 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,329
- No.
- 465
- 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,666
- But he hurt my feelings.
- 466
- 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,295
- I mean, he... he broke my heart.
- 467
- 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:45,505
- He hurt your feelings.
- 468
- 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,508
- - Now you want to put a gun to his head?
- - Yeah.
- 469
- 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:51,303
- "Marry me or else."
- 470
- 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,309
- Now, you know, men and women,
- they're kind of like, uh, puzzle pieces.
- 471
- 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,645
- No two pieces alike,
- come in all different sizes,
- 472
- 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,814
- different shapes, in this puzzle, and...
- 473
- 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:06,943
- But, when a piece does fit, well,
- when one piece goes into the other,
- 474
- 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:08,570
- the search is over.
- 475
- 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,032
- And you can even take 'em apart,
- but they still gonna fit.
- 476
- 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,242
- Mm-hmm. You can believe that.
- 477
- 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,245
- A fit is a fit is a fit.
- 478
- 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:28,131
- Can you take me
- to Emory University Hospital?
- 479
- 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:29,924
- For what?
- 480
- 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,969
- I have to put the puzzle back together.
- 481
- 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,817
- Ow, shit!
- 482
- 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:05,126
- Violet, what... What are you doing here?
- 483
- 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:08,338
- Nothing. Forget you ever saw me.
- 484
- 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:11,716
- Hey, no, wait. Hey, come on.
- What's... What's going on?
- 485
- 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,887
- What did you do to your hair?
- 486
- 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,224
- It's called "fuck you" hair. You like it?
- 487
- 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,310
- - Wow.
- - Your nurse needs you.
- 488
- 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,794
- Kandi's a doctor. I don't know
- what you're thinking, but she's...
- 489
- 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,695
- You slept with her, Clint!
- 490
- 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:39,077
- Glad to see
- I meant so much to you.
- 491
- 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,246
- You're the one who asked me to leave, Vi.
- 492
- 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:44,749
- And you did, without even hesitating.
- 493
- 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,498
- Doctor, my ass.
- 494
- 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:55,987
- Hmm.
- 495
- 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,042
- Ooh...
- 496
- 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,506
- Ow!
- 497
- 00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,731
- Coming!
- 498
- 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:06,863
- Oh, hey, baby.
- 499
- 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,781
- You know, I found something
- 500
- 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:09,949
- - that I think is...
- - Mom.
- 501
- 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,409
- - Mom.
- - What?
- 502
- 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:12,492
- What?
- 503
- 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,210
- Mommy.
- 504
- 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:25,048
- Mom?
- 505
- 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,382
- Mom!
- 506
- 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,052
- - Ah!
- - Mom!
- 507
- 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,721
- - Oh!
- - Oh, my God.
- 508
- 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,101
- How is she?
- 509
- 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,562
- She's fine, same as always.
- 510
- 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:44,025
- Course, she's convinced you're a lesbian,
- by the way, so be prepared.
- 511
- 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,235
- Thanks for coming.
- 512
- 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:50,365
- Vi, you really shouldn't be calling me
- for things like this anymore.
- 513
- 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,409
- Come on, Dad, do you even remember
- what you were angry at her about?
- 514
- 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:55,536
- Yes.
- 515
- 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,247
- Well, what if I need you?
- 516
- 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,584
- Look at me.
- 517
- 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,635
- It just shows off more
- of your pretty face.
- 518
- 00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:14,347
- I've worked so hard
- to be everything he wanted.
- 519
- 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,183
- And it still wasn't enough.
- 520
- 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,020
- I'm so tired.
- 521
- 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,899
- Of course you're tired, baby girl.
- 522
- 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:30,071
- Look, you think...
- 523
- 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,449
- that this is just something
- you did on a whim?
- 524
- 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,035
- I think you've been building up to it.
- 525
- 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:39,580
- Now, I understand what you're going
- through probably better than anyone.
- 526
- 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,664
- And you know what?
- 527
- 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,458
- You gonna be okay.
- 528
- 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,252
- We'll get this cleaned up.
- 529
- 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,212
- You've just gotta soldier on.
- 530
- 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:50,675
- And, look, you've got the head for it.
- 531
- 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,503
- Sorry, but I...
- I really need to get in there.
- 532
- 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:30,089
- Can you just use...
- 533
- 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,842
- Can you just use the men's room, please?
- 534
- 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:34,677
- I'd really prefer not to.
- 535
- 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:40,975
- Look, there are six women to every man
- waiting to use a public restroom,
- 536
- 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,120
- so there's an excellent chance
- that it will be empty.
- 537
- 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,896
- Just leave me the hell alone.
- 538
- 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,537
- Sorry! Sorry, no, this isn't your fault.
- 539
- 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:05,249
- No. I apologize. I...
- 540
- 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,376
- I was incredibly rude.
- 541
- 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,420
- I'm sorry.
- 542
- 00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,632
- That's a pretty scarf.
- 543
- 00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:14,217
- Thanks.
- 544
- 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,095
- I am just so emotional lately.
- 545
- 00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:19,055
- Well, if it means anything, I...
- 546
- 00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:23,726
- I thought I was gonna be engaged...
- last week.
- 547
- 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,562
- And I'm supposed to be at work today,
- 548
- 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:29,107
- and all I want to do is curl up
- under the covers.
- 549
- 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,900
- So do it.
- 550
- 00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,193
- I can't.
- 551
- 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:36,030
- Hey,
- you should really come to my group.
- 552
- 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:41,410
- Oh, no, I'm not one to tell
- my personal business to strangers.
- 553
- 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,413
- Well, I'm a stranger,
- and you're talking to me.
- 554
- 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,624
- No, what can it hurt, right?
- 555
- 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,213
- There you go.
- 556
- 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,632
- - Thanks.
- - Yeah.
- 557
- 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:59,220
- He said that
- he couldn't handle us anymore.
- 558
- 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,930
- Handle it.
- 559
- 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:04,851
- He's in the middle of dumping me,
- and at the same time,
- 560
- 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:08,229
- he's scared about how I'm gonna react.
- 561
- 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:12,692
- Am I gonna lose it,
- find a bridge, jump off?
- 562
- 00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:17,155
- I say, "Baby, please, I've lost my job,
- 563
- 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:19,782
- I've lost my hair,
- 564
- 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:25,288
- I've lost my $1,200 implants
- in my left breast.
- 565
- 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:31,169
- If I can get over cancer,
- then I can get over your simple ass."
- 566
- 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,051
- You don't have to do that.
- 567
- 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:40,678
- Sneak out.
- 568
- 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,223
- I'm Erika.
- 569
- 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:48,436
- You're new,
- but you have a right to speak up.
- 570
- 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,397
- No, I... I really don't.
- 571
- 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,734
- - Violet, it's okay.
- - No, it's... it's... it's not.
- 572
- 00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,779
- I... um...
- 573
- 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:10,708
- My boyfriend didn't give me a ring,
- and so, uh... I shaved my hair off.
- 574
- 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:19,175
- You guys are incredible, to be dealing
- with everything you're dealing with
- 575
- 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:24,096
- and still to have the courage
- to... to not feel sorry for yourselves.
- 576
- 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,602
- I am so sorry for the misunderstanding.
- 577
- 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:37,401
- The first thing I asked my doctor when
- he told me I was gonna have to have chemo
- 578
- 00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:40,112
- was, "Am I gonna lose my hair?"
- 579
- 00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:41,948
- - Right?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 580
- 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,575
- So, let's see.
- 581
- 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,591
- Shit!
- 582
- 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:04,762
- You walk around like that,
- of course you're gonna get ignored.
- 583
- 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,058
- You gotta own it, girl.
- 584
- 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,518
- Own it.
- 585
- 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:17,233
- All right.
- 586
- 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:27,743
- - Wow!
- - You go, girl.
- 587
- 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,922
- In my six years here,
- I've got every account I've gone after.
- 588
- 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,592
- And, despite what happened,
- that includes Essential.
- 589
- 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:44,802
- I deserve a shot.
- 590
- 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:48,806
- Yeah, Violet, you're my go-to girl
- for beauty accounts.
- 591
- 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,266
- I mean, that's your thing.
- 592
- 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:54,228
- And you were g... You are great at it.
- 593
- 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,690
- Well, let me prove I can be great
- at something else.
- 594
- 00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,817
- I want Amber Lite.
- 595
- 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:07,908
- Well, no offense, dear, but this is...
- That's the granddaddy.
- 596
- 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:13,039
- You know,
- when I said to get your head right,
- 597
- 00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,082
- this isn't really what I had in mind.
- 598
- 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,835
- Are you sure that
- you don't need more time?
- 599
- 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,378
- Bill, I am fine.
- 600
- 00:47:20,629 --> 00:47:24,633
- I just don't want anything that
- has to do with beauty right now.
- 601
- 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:26,593
- Please.
- 602
- 00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:34,477
- Fine.
- 603
- 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,438
- Okay. I will give you this shot.
- 604
- 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:42,735
- But if I am not blown away
- by what you come up with,
- 605
- 00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:46,155
- then we go back to the old Violet.
- All the way back.
- 606
- 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,074
- - Deal?
- - Deal.
- 607
- 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,282
- All right.
- 608
- 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,161
- So soft!
- 609
- 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,121
- Oh, my gosh.
- 610
- 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,416
- Vi, I thought Common made bald sexy,
- but he ain't got nothin' on you.
- 611
- 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,251
- - You like it?
- - Yes, you look so good!
- 612
- 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:00,419
- - You look bomb.
- - Really?
- 613
- 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:02,004
- - Beautiful.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 614
- 00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,757
- So, what's it like?
- 615
- 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,885
- Waking up in the morning
- and not having to worry about your hair.
- 616
- 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:08,803
- Yes.
- 617
- 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,472
- I am so used to looking
- at myself in the mirror all the time,
- 618
- 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:12,390
- and now I never do.
- 619
- 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:17,853
- It's only when I catch somebody's reaction
- that it all comes back.
- 620
- 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,690
- But we are not here to talk about hair.
- 621
- 00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:24,318
- Y'all are here to help me
- come up with a beer commercial.
- 622
- 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,486
- Okay.
- 623
- 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:26,612
- Now, look around.
- 624
- 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:28,363
- What do you see?
- 625
- 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,117
- Uh... Guys drinking.
- 626
- 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,077
- Go! Go!
- 627
- 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,121
- - Yay!
- - Yeah.
- 628
- 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,081
- Yeah, guys screaming at the TV.
- 629
- 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:40,668
- Latent homosexuality.
- 630
- 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:44,213
- You know, I hate beer commercials,
- to be honest.
- 631
- 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:46,006
- I mean, they're so sexist.
- 632
- 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,050
- Do something different, Vi.
- 633
- 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:49,927
- Yes. Hear, hear.
- 634
- 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,010
- Right?
- 635
- 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:52,430
- Hmm...
- 636
- 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,103
- Hello, Zoe.
- 637
- 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:47,485
- Is that my fault too?
- 'Cause it doesn't look bad. I mean...
- 638
- 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,737
- you don't have any dents or nothin'.
- 639
- 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,071
- No.
- 640
- 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,949
- I brought you a birthday present.
- 641
- 00:49:54,783 --> 00:49:56,494
- My birthday isn't for two weeks.
- 642
- 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:58,871
- Okay. Never mind. I'll just return it.
- 643
- 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,831
- I actually have the receipt.
- 644
- 00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:02,415
- Wait.
- 645
- 00:50:10,299 --> 00:50:11,800
- Why would you get this for me?
- 646
- 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,093
- 'Cause I felt like it.
- 647
- 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,181
- Try it on.
- 648
- 00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:25,314
- Zoe, you look beautiful.
- 649
- 00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:28,692
- Yeah, right,
- except for my body and my hair.
- 650
- 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,070
- Why would you say that?
- 651
- 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:32,613
- You did.
- 652
- 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:38,369
- Zoe, don't ever let someone's negative
- opinion of you become your reality.
- 653
- 00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:41,080
- You are a beautiful girl.
- 654
- 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:42,581
- You just need a few tips.
- 655
- 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:44,667
- My dad won't let me perm my hair.
- 656
- 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,835
- He says the chemicals
- go right to your brain.
- 657
- 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:48,504
- You don't need to do that.
- 658
- 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,298
- Now, just walk across the porch.
- 659
- 00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,097
- Okay, stop.
- 660
- 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,307
- See how your right foot is angled out?
- 661
- 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,102
- Try to walk with your feet straighter.
- 662
- 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,105
- Stand up straighter.
- 663
- 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:07,690
- Hold your head up.
- 664
- 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:09,984
- Look at that, you just grew two inches!
- 665
- 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:14,988
- Wow.
- 666
- 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,951
- Could I ask you for something?
- 667
- 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:21,453
- Mm-hmm.
- 668
- 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:25,374
- Could this be from my mom,
- for my birthday?
- 669
- 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:27,501
- "From"?
- 670
- 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:32,381
- Sometimes she forgets,
- and my dad just gets all sad for me.
- 671
- 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:36,968
- Sure.
- 672
- 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:42,766
- I always wanted braids
- when I was younger.
- 673
- 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,310
- But my mom never let me.
- 674
- 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,646
- Maybe I could draw some on your head.
- 675
- 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:51,817
- Ha.
- 676
- 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,362
- What's going on?
- 677
- 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:58,365
- And, again, I am...
- 678
- 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,868
- - ...sorry for just stopping by.
- - No, no, no.
- 679
- 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,287
- It's... quite all right. I'm glad you did.
- 680
- 00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,290
- I haven't heard Zoe laugh
- like that in a long time.
- 681
- 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,542
- She's a funny kid.
- 682
- 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:09,960
- - Yeah.
- - Sweet, too.
- 683
- 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,044
- Thanks.
- 684
- 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:14,882
- I owe you an apology.
- 685
- 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:18,445
- I kind of went at you the last time,
- and you were just trying to help,
- 686
- 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,069
- I don't want you to think
- I'm an asshole.
- 687
- 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,557
- I wasn't exactly in top form
- the first time we met, either.
- 688
- 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,684
- So you do think I'm an asshole.
- 689
- 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,313
- So stay, for dinner.
- 690
- 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,774
- I'm making my famous pineapple chili.
- 691
- 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,151
- Maybe that will change your opinion.
- 692
- 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:39,573
- Thanks, but, um,
- I have a lot of work to do.
- 693
- 00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:42,076
- Oh, come on,
- you can't work on an empty stomach.
- 694
- 00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:44,161
- And I'm sure Zoe would love it.
- 695
- 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:51,460
- You know, but, honestly, real talk...
- 696
- 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,421
- Didn't the hum of the clippers...
- 697
- 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,299
- sound like Harriet Tubman calling you
- to freedom?
- 698
- 00:52:57,383 --> 00:53:00,052
- Yeah, but she lost her voice
- when I woke up.
- 699
- 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:06,934
- So, what are...
- What are all these plants for?
- 700
- 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,102
- They're my dad's.
- 701
- 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,144
- Really?
- 702
- 00:53:09,228 --> 00:53:11,605
- Yeah. I use 'em
- to make shampoos and stuff.
- 703
- 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:12,856
- Oh?
- 704
- 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:16,902
- You see, most women, they tell you that
- they get their hair relaxed
- 705
- 00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:18,612
- because it's more manageable.
- 706
- 00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,907
- But anybody's hair is manageable
- if you got the right products.
- 707
- 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:25,744
- Now, my products,
- they take away those excuses.
- 708
- 00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:27,162
- Excuses?
- 709
- 00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:28,539
- Yeah. I mean, look.
- 710
- 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,874
- What, we make up 12%
- of the population, right?
- 711
- 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:34,712
- But yet,
- we buy 70% of all wigs and weaves.
- 712
- 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,046
- What does that say?
- 713
- 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:38,382
- Mm... We hate our hair?
- 714
- 00:53:38,465 --> 00:53:39,758
- You hate your hair.
- 715
- 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,802
- Ever since your mamas
- drug you into the shop,
- 716
- 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,638
- kicking and screaming, to get a perm.
- 717
- 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:47,808
- You know, I swear,
- I feel like a vet putting down an animal.
- 718
- 00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:50,477
- You know, you hate to do it,
- but it's part of the job.
- 719
- 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:54,148
- I'm just trying to change the world
- one head at a time.
- 720
- 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,772
- Starting with that one.
- 721
- 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,611
- You know,
- I tell her every day she's beautiful.
- 722
- 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:02,823
- You know, but I'm battling TV,
- commercials, magazines,
- 723
- 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:06,034
- telling her that long, straight hair
- is what makes you beautiful.
- 724
- 00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:10,080
- Well, I make some of those commercials,
- and you can't just put the blame on us.
- 725
- 00:54:10,164 --> 00:54:11,874
- I mean, we're just reflecting society.
- 726
- 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,709
- Hell, anybody can reflect society.
- 727
- 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:16,003
- How about reflecting
- what society should be?
- 728
- 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,589
- I have to please my clients,
- just like you.
- 729
- 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,672
- I didn't make the social rules,
- I just live by 'em.
- 730
- 00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:21,716
- Till now.
- 731
- 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,427
- Are you guys arguing again?
- 732
- 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:24,553
- Again?
- 733
- 00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:25,637
- Again.
- 734
- 00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:27,222
- Yes, actually.
- 735
- 00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:28,432
- Oh...
- 736
- 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,313
- Do we really have to listen to this?
- 737
- 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,940
- I mean, I got my own problems.
- Why do I need to hear...?
- 738
- 00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:38,692
- Hey, quiet down, young 'un.
- 739
- 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:43,030
- Okay? When you're feeling low,
- songs like this send you to church.
- 740
- 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,656
- - Amen.
- - Amen.
- 741
- 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:49,203
- So, what do you got on your playlist?
- 742
- 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:51,913
- My playlist?
- 743
- 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:53,290
- Yeah.
- 744
- 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,627
- Beyoncé.
- 745
- 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,128
- Uh, "1+1."
- 746
- 00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,380
- - Mm. Facts.
- - Uh...
- 747
- 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,216
- - Fugees.
- - Yeah, which one?
- 748
- 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:04,134
- - "Killing Me Softly."
- - Must.
- 749
- 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:08,347
- Uh, "Black Mermaid," Esthero.
- 750
- 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:11,934
- I don't know that one.
- Let me hear it.
- 751
- 00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:13,185
- Let me find it.
- 752
- 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:14,561
- No, just sing it.
- 753
- 00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,687
- What? No.
- 754
- 00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,356
- Yeah, come on, sing it.
- 755
- 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:20,901
- I don't even know the lyrics.
- 756
- 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,362
- - Uh, yes, you do.
- - Yes, you do.
- 757
- 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,156
- You wanna talk about sad? That's my voice.
- 758
- 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,950
- Really sad.
- 759
- 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,993
- Okay, you don't have to...
- You don't have to sing.
- 760
- 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:31,829
- Just... just say the words.
- 761
- 00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:34,248
- You know what? We won't even watch you.
- 762
- 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,125
- We won't even watch.
- 763
- 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:38,669
- Uh, what?
- 764
- 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:43,382
- - Hello?
- - Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 765
- 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,636
- I'm a black mermaid,
- 766
- 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,807
- nothing rarer you will find.
- 767
- 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:54,560
- I am here for you to love me.
- 768
- 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,062
- I've been here for all of time.
- 769
- 00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:58,271
- Mm.
- 770
- 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,965
- Damn, that's a sad-ass song.
- 771
- 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,634
- And you really can't sing.
- 772
- 00:56:40,105 --> 00:56:41,398
- What?
- 773
- 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:44,318
- I see you doin' the math.
- 774
- 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:45,818
- What math?
- 775
- 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:47,905
- Okay, let's see.
- 776
- 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:53,744
- He's got a bunch of plants,
- plus he makes his own shampoos.
- 777
- 00:56:54,328 --> 00:56:56,330
- Plus he's a hairdresser, but...
- 778
- 00:56:58,123 --> 00:56:59,541
- he's got a daughter.
- 779
- 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:03,503
- And I see him flirting
- with all the women in the shop.
- 780
- 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,881
- So, what does it add up to?
- 781
- 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,549
- So, what's the answer?
- 782
- 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,595
- Let me take you out this weekend.
- 783
- 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:12,930
- Someplace special.
- 784
- 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:37,579
- Oh, my God. Violet.
- Oh!
- 785
- 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,333
- Have you seen this?
- 786
- 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:43,752
- - What?
- - Oh, my God...
- 787
- 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,173
- This.
- 788
- 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:52,678
- Oh... my... God.
- 789
- 00:57:52,761 --> 00:57:56,848
- I mean, it's not enough that he leaves me,
- he's got to embarrass me too?
- 790
- 00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,267
- How?
- 791
- 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,186
- He... looks nice.
- 792
- 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,356
- He looks like a geriatric porn star.
- 793
- 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:08,360
- I mean, people are gonna think that I've
- been subjected to that all these years?
- 794
- 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:10,070
- I mean, what are they gonna say?
- 795
- 00:58:10,153 --> 00:58:11,822
- That you're a very lucky woman.
- 796
- 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:13,365
- Watch your mouth, Violet.
- 797
- 00:58:15,450 --> 00:58:17,786
- This craziness has just got to stop.
- 798
- 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,205
- Maybe it's just a... a midlife thing.
- 799
- 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,667
- It's been going on for three months.
- 800
- 00:58:28,296 --> 00:58:29,548
- Where are you going?
- 801
- 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:30,631
- To dinner.
- 802
- 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,511
- Are you and Clint back?
- 803
- 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:35,594
- No.
- 804
- 00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:38,015
- Oh. I guess you made sure of that.
- 805
- 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:42,644
- Look, I have to meet at 6:00,
- and it's 5:30, so...
- 806
- 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:44,563
- You're meeting this man?
- 807
- 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:48,525
- Violet, it is a man, right?
- 808
- 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,694
- - Mom.
- - Well, doesn't he have a car?
- 809
- 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:51,903
- I'm sure he has a car.
- 810
- 00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,822
- I just want to keep it casual.
- 811
- 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:57,367
- And anyway, it's more about his daughter
- needing a female role model.
- 812
- 00:58:57,451 --> 00:58:58,452
- He has a daughter?
- 813
- 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,495
- I have to finish getting ready.
- 814
- 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:01,579
- No.
- 815
- 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,712
- Oh, my God.
- 816
- 00:59:14,301 --> 00:59:16,219
- I am so overdressed.
- 817
- 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,472
- No, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
- You look great.
- 818
- 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:19,806
- Thanks for coming.
- 819
- 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:23,351
- I'll be right back.
- 820
- 00:59:24,269 --> 00:59:25,520
- What? Where you goin'?
- 821
- 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,565
- Violet, you... you look great.
- 822
- 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:44,873
- I thought it was a plain T-shirt.
- 823
- 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,958
- There's no such thing
- as a plain T-shirt anymore.
- 824
- 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:51,630
- Well, don't get any ideas.
- 825
- 00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:58,970
- Oh, when you take a girl out,
- you really take her out.
- 826
- 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:02,390
- Thought it'd be nice to do something easy,
- take the pressure off.
- 827
- 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,852
- What can I get you guys?
- 828
- 01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:07,562
- Um...
- 829
- 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:11,483
- I'll have the garden salad, please.
- 830
- 01:00:12,651 --> 01:00:16,738
- I'll have a Mo' Better Burger with cheese,
- 831
- 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:20,492
- uh, some French fries,
- and a chocolate banana shake.
- 832
- 01:00:20,575 --> 01:00:21,493
- - Okay.
- - Thanks.
- 833
- 01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:24,663
- Wait. I'm sorry.
- Can I get what he's getting?
- 834
- 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,790
- Yeah, sure. $27.50.
- 835
- 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:28,583
- - Keep the change.
- - Thanks.
- 836
- 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,961
- You know, good call.
- I don't like to share my food.
- 837
- 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:32,044
- Mm-hmm.
- 838
- 01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:37,008
- So, weren't you about to get hitched?
- 839
- 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:41,429
- Wow, what a way to keep the pressure off.
- 840
- 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,391
- You can't get to know a person
- unless you ask questions.
- 841
- 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:48,937
- He didn't want to marry me.
- 842
- 01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:50,772
- Why? What's wrong with you?
- 843
- 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:54,276
- Apparently nothing.
- He said I was too perfect.
- 844
- 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:57,654
- Ah. Clearly, he hasn't seen you lose it
- in the beauty parlor.
- 845
- 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,867
- You know the thing he said
- that hurt the most?
- 846
- 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:02,950
- What's that?
- 847
- 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:06,830
- That being with me was like
- being on a two-year first date.
- 848
- 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:13,879
- Maybe you just weren't,
- you know, comfortable with the dude.
- 849
- 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,008
- So, where's Zoe's mom?
- 850
- 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,051
- Good redirect.
- 851
- 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:25,515
- Zoe's mom, how can I put this? Um...
- 852
- 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:29,519
- She thought being a mom
- was gonna be like a Huggies commercial.
- 853
- 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:33,565
- And when it didn't turn out that way,
- she broke out.
- 854
- 01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,442
- Does Zoe ever see her?
- 855
- 01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:41,781
- She gets birthday cards, a present,
- when her mom remembers.
- 856
- 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,869
- You're doing a great job with her.
- 857
- 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,163
- Except for the hair terrorist act.
- 858
- 01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:49,915
- And the shoplifting.
- 859
- 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,877
- We laugh, but that was a real eye-opener.
- 860
- 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:58,757
- I like to think that I'm enough,
- you know, as a dad...
- 861
- 01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:04,930
- But Zoe, she...
- She really misses having a mom.
- 862
- 01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:07,682
- Well, she has a good heart.
- 863
- 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:12,229
- She just spends a lot of energy
- trying to hide it.
- 864
- 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,565
- Sounds kind of familiar.
- 865
- 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,694
- Just saying.
- 866
- 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,169
- This is where I like to come.
- 867
- 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:38,588
- This is so beautiful.
- 868
- 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:39,672
- Isn't it?
- 869
- 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:41,090
- Look at that.
- 870
- 01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:46,846
- Wow.
- 871
- 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:59,818
- Hey, I got something for you.
- 872
- 01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:03,822
- For the woman who wears it short and sexy.
- 873
- 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,242
- It's my passion flower scalp rub.
- 874
- 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:09,786
- - Aw.
- - Here.
- 875
- 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,914
- Try it and tell me your honest opinion.
- 876
- 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:17,418
- Come here.
- 877
- 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:19,378
- Come.
- 878
- 01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:23,508
- Ah.
- 879
- 01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,232
- Oh, that smells so good.
- 880
- 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,484
- It's au naturel.
- 881
- 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:44,195
- In fact, you could eat the stuff.
- 882
- 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,367
- Show me.
- 883
- 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,595
- Mm.
- 884
- 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,351
- Mmm...
- 885
- 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,716
- - Girl, you better hold on.
- - I do?
- 886
- 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:50,595
- - No, no, no.
- - What?
- 887
- 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,597
- - There.
- - Oh, look! Look!
- 888
- 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,937
- I won again!
- 889
- 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,731
- Okay, a little bit.
- If you overwater them, they die.
- 890
- 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:02,649
- Really?
- 891
- 01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:07,320
- Don't kill our plants.
- 892
- 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:19,707
- I'm proud of you, girl.
- But you should have got some by now.
- 893
- 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,085
- I mean, I can't believe y'all
- are still just hanging out.
- 894
- 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,795
- It's not like that.
- 895
- 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:27,132
- - We're taking it slow.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 896
- 01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:28,341
- I'm actually bringing him
- 897
- 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,218
- to my mother's Fourth of July party
- tomorrow.
- 898
- 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:31,468
- Ooh!
- 899
- 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:32,846
- Not at all the same.
- 900
- 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,028
- And your mama needs to stop calling that
- a Fourth of July barbecue,
- 901
- 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:39,394
- because I have not once
- seen a wing or a rib.
- 902
- 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,897
- Okay, are we really talking about
- a straight male hairdresser?
- 903
- 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:45,400
- I know. Crazy, right?
- 904
- 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:49,571
- - But he makes me... He makes me feel good.
- - Oh!
- 905
- 01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:55,034
- It'll actually be a welcome distraction
- because this will be the first time
- 906
- 01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:57,787
- in 35 years that my dad won't be there.
- 907
- 01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:00,331
- Mm! I saw the ad.
- 908
- 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:03,376
- A girl at my job had it
- hanging up at her desk.
- 909
- 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,627
- Both pages.
- 910
- 01:06:04,711 --> 01:06:07,964
- - So, is it really this big?
- - Please stop!
- 911
- 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,216
- Yes, like Daddy.
- 912
- 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:14,804
- - Stop! Please stop! Please stop!
- - Ooh, yes, Daddy. Give it to me, Daddy.
- 913
- 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:19,034
- This is how y'all do it
- on the other side of the train track?
- 914
- 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,480
- And you're worried
- I ain't gon' pass the mama test.
- 915
- 01:06:23,855 --> 01:06:25,565
- Well, you do keep saying "ain't."
- 916
- 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:27,150
- Oh, it's like that now, is it?
- 917
- 01:06:27,775 --> 01:06:28,776
- I'm good.
- 918
- 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,529
- I'm good. Hit that bell.
- 919
- 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:40,705
- Ooh, it is about time.
- 920
- 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:45,084
- The guests are eating the decorative nuts
- on my Independence Day collage.
- 921
- 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,462
- Sorry. Mom, this is Will.
- 922
- 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,339
- How do you do, Mrs. Jones?
- 923
- 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:52,634
- You didn't tell me
- you were bringing a guest.
- 924
- 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,594
- Will brought these for you.
- 925
- 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:56,095
- It's from my garden.
- 926
- 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:59,057
- - Your garden.
- - Yes, ma'am.
- 927
- 01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:02,352
- How unusual.
- 928
- 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,274
- - Hi, Violet!
- - Hey.
- 929
- 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:10,693
- Oh, Gerard!
- 930
- 01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,947
- I want you to meet my... my daughter,
- Violet.
- 931
- 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:16,241
- Oh. Hi.
- 932
- 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:21,788
- I'm sorry. I was just... I was looking
- at, you know, your old photos.
- 933
- 01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,373
- Gerard is a lawyer.
- 934
- 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:25,722
- I'm actually working
- in Senate these days,
- 935
- 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:27,877
- but law will always be my true love.
- 936
- 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:29,712
- Hey, how you doin', man? Will Wright.
- 937
- 01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:32,298
- How you doing? Oh!
- That's quite a handshake you got there.
- 938
- 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,633
- You must work with your hands.
- 939
- 01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:38,429
- Violet, would... would you go
- and fix Gerard a drink, please?
- 940
- 01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:39,764
- What, his hand's broke?
- 941
- 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,810
- - That's very funny.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 942
- 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:45,645
- Are you a comedian?
- 943
- 01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:49,440
- Well, what is it that you do do?
- 944
- 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,859
- - I own...
- - Will owns his own business.
- 945
- 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:53,443
- My own business.
- 946
- 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:55,238
- Oh, really?
- 947
- 01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:57,365
- And how did the two of you meet?
- 948
- 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:59,200
- - We met...
- - We met professionally.
- 949
- 01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:03,371
- Well, owning your own business,
- that does beat working for the Man.
- 950
- 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,123
- Ain't that the truth?
- 951
- 01:08:05,623 --> 01:08:06,666
- Isn't it, though?
- 952
- 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:09,627
- And isn't it wonderful to be successful?
- 953
- 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:11,629
- Yeah, that's right.
- 954
- 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:14,173
- So, anytime any of you need a cut,
- come on into my shop.
- 955
- 01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:16,175
- I just might take you up on that.
- 956
- 01:08:16,259 --> 01:08:18,678
- Think I could do one of those frohawks?
- 957
- 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,348
- - Mm-mm.
- - You own a hair shop?
- 958
- 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,725
- Mom, it's a great salon.
- 959
- 01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:25,435
- No, no, no. Shop is fine.
- 960
- 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:28,730
- And, yes, I do, Miss Jones,
- just like my mama before me.
- 961
- 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,275
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
- I gotta go pick up my daughter.
- 962
- 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,653
- So this is the date with no car.
- 963
- 01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:37,822
- Wow.
- 964
- 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:39,740
- Will.
- 965
- 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,078
- I was serious about the frohawk.
- 966
- 01:08:44,537 --> 01:08:45,537
- Will!
- 967
- 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:49,626
- Will, please wait a minute!
- 968
- 01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:52,420
- I embarrass you now?
- 969
- 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,796
- - No!
- - So what was that?
- 970
- 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,010
- You know, you're a cool sister,
- you really are, but...
- 971
- 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:02,305
- I don't know. I thought we had something.
- 972
- 01:09:02,388 --> 01:09:03,222
- So do I!
- 973
- 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:05,933
- But you seem to be mixed up
- about who I am and who you are,
- 974
- 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,894
- and a bunch of other important things.
- 975
- 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:11,689
- And seeing as how I have a daughter,
- I'm trying real hard not to fuck up.
- 976
- 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,948
- I'm not in a position to be taking chances
- while you figure it all out.
- 977
- 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,031
- Just get yourself sorted.
- 978
- 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:23,201
- Have a happy Fourth.
- 979
- 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:39,759
- Think, Violet, think.
- 980
- 01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:46,641
- Something different.
- 981
- 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:54,649
- Hey, Violet,
- they're moving to the conference room.
- 982
- 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:55,732
- Okay.
- 983
- 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,402
- It's really great.
- 984
- 01:09:57,944 --> 01:09:58,944
- Thanks.
- 985
- 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:09,366
- "Girls' Night Out."
- 986
- 01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,666
- We're at Philips Arena.
- 987
- 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:17,171
- Hawks are playing the Cavs,
- and we push into four crazy loud,
- 988
- 01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:19,465
- annoying guys in Cavs jerseys.
- 989
- 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:22,593
- They're surrounded by rows of women
- in Hawks gear.
- 990
- 01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:26,764
- Cavs are winning,
- and our four guys are standing up,
- 991
- 01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:31,310
- cheering and annoying the hell out of
- a female fan sitting in front of 'em.
- 992
- 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:36,691
- Then, an Amber Lite vendor approaches,
- and the annoyed girl calls him over,
- 993
- 01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:39,861
- orders four Amber Lites,
- and hands 'em to the guys behind her.
- 994
- 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:41,696
- They're shocked.
- 995
- 01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:47,368
- They sit down, clink their bottles,
- and enjoy the rest of the game silently.
- 996
- 01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:51,164
- The girl in front smiles,
- turns to her friend,
- 997
- 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,916
- gives her a pound,
- and turns back to the game.
- 998
- 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,044
- A cut to a little later,
- our boys are depressed.
- 999
- 01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:58,463
- Their bottles are empty.
- 1000
- 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:01,966
- They look at each other
- and smile mischievously.
- 1001
- 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:06,721
- They stand up all at once
- and start screaming.
- 1002
- 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:12,018
- This time, every girl around them
- starts waving over the Amber Lite vendor.
- 1003
- 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:16,439
- It Does You Right."
- 1004
- 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:20,526
- Good pitch.
- 1005
- 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,987
- And, um, these friends,
- how do you see them?
- 1006
- 01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:26,407
- Uh... Real women, no models.
- 1007
- 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:29,011
- I want each and every one of them
- to have their own unique vibe.
- 1008
- 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:30,035
- Okay.
- 1009
- 01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:32,338
- It's not the typical way
- to sell the product,
- 1010
- 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,081
- but it is funny, and effective,
- 1011
- 01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,167
- and I think it could appeal
- to the male audience.
- 1012
- 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:38,377
- - Thank you, Violet, thank you.
- - Good job.
- 1013
- 01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:40,797
- All right, Rich, you're up.
- What do you got?
- 1014
- 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:47,887
- We're on a cruise ship,
- and it's going down.
- 1015
- 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:49,472
- All the life rafts are full,
- 1016
- 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,682
- but there's still two guys left
- on the boat.
- 1017
- 01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:52,809
- One is a stud.
- 1018
- 01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:54,644
- The other is some corny-looking dude.
- 1019
- 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:57,855
- But then these two gorgeous women,
- long blonde hair,
- 1020
- 01:11:57,939 --> 01:12:00,817
- big breasts, they float up in a life raft,
- 1021
- 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,528
- and they call out
- that they can hold one more.
- 1022
- 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,323
- And of course, the stud grins,
- and he pulls his shirt off,
- 1023
- 01:12:07,406 --> 01:12:10,201
- and he's got the pecs and the six-pack.
- 1024
- 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:13,120
- But, to his shock,
- they point to the cornball.
- 1025
- 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:18,209
- The cornball
- is holding a six-pack of Amber Lite.
- 1026
- 01:12:19,961 --> 01:12:22,630
- We cut to later, and he's laying
- in the raft with the girls,
- 1027
- 01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:28,010
- all three drinking an Amber Lite,
- watching the stud go down with the ship.
- 1028
- 01:12:31,222 --> 01:12:32,598
- Thanks, Rich, nice.
- 1029
- 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:34,307
- Well.
- 1030
- 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:36,769
- Okay.
- 1031
- 01:12:37,311 --> 01:12:38,396
- Um...
- 1032
- 01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:41,566
- I'm gonna go with Rich.
- 1033
- 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,528
- - What?
- - But what's fresh about that?
- 1034
- 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,530
- We've heard that pitch a thousand times.
- 1035
- 01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:49,532
- If it ain't broke, right?
- 1036
- 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:53,536
- I guess it depends
- on your perspective.
- 1037
- 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,000
- I quit.
- 1038
- 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:01,251
- Violet.
- 1039
- 01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:03,838
- Come on,
- you can't be serious.
- 1040
- 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:07,049
- Violet, one pitch. It's one pitch.
- 1041
- 01:13:07,133 --> 01:13:09,510
- Actually, I've been thinking about it
- for a while now.
- 1042
- 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:12,763
- I think it's time for me
- to step outside the box.
- 1043
- 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,937
- Violet.
- 1044
- 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,487
- Hi, Lola.
- 1045
- 01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:33,074
- Hi.
- 1046
- 01:13:33,409 --> 01:13:34,952
- Hey.
- 1047
- 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:01,872
- What are you doing here?
- 1048
- 01:15:02,206 --> 01:15:06,335
- I'm sorry, I... But, wow, that was... Wow.
- 1049
- 01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:07,419
- Shut up.
- 1050
- 01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:08,713
- You didn't see that.
- 1051
- 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:12,216
- I saw nothing. I... Wait, wait. No, wait.
- 1052
- 01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:13,926
- Yep, there it is.
- 1053
- 01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:16,387
- Even better in slow motion.
- 1054
- 01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:19,974
- Why have I never seen that?
- 1055
- 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:21,767
- Why are you here?
- 1056
- 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,104
- And what is that smell?
- 1057
- 01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:26,438
- Uh...
- 1058
- 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:31,235
- So, I came round
- to get the rest of my stuff,
- 1059
- 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:34,196
- and Lola is really excited to see me.
- 1060
- 01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:37,658
- That, or very protective.
- 1061
- 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:42,455
- So, yeah, I need to take a shower,
- 'cause I have just been here packing,
- 1062
- 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:44,123
- and smelling of dog pee.
- 1063
- 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:46,625
- Be my guest.
- 1064
- 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,377
- Take a shower.
- 1065
- 01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:49,586
- Thank you.
- 1066
- 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:56,802
- I'm sorry if I ever made you feel
- like something was wrong with you.
- 1067
- 01:15:59,805 --> 01:16:00,805
- Maybe...
- 1068
- 01:16:02,516 --> 01:16:06,854
- I just tried to find the fault in you
- because I was afraid that
- 1069
- 01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:08,773
- I was never gonna be enough for you.
- 1070
- 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,526
- There's nothing wrong with you, Vi.
- 1071
- 01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:15,571
- And I should have fought for you.
- 1072
- 01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:26,790
- Right.
- 1073
- 01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:30,544
- Gonna take that shower.
- 1074
- 01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:23,948
- Hey.
- 1075
- 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,450
- Hey.
- 1076
- 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:30,706
- Okay, so one of the things that I realized
- these past few months
- 1077
- 01:18:30,789 --> 01:18:34,251
- is how much you took care of me.
- 1078
- 01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:36,127
- Sit.
- 1079
- 01:18:38,339 --> 01:18:41,675
- Now, enjoy your time.
- 1080
- 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:43,052
- Oh...
- 1081
- 01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:44,970
- Well, thank you.
- 1082
- 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:49,516
- You know what the funny thing is?
- 1083
- 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,646
- I've gained so much time
- not having to think about my hair.
- 1084
- 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,439
- I mean, it was like a second job.
- 1085
- 01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:58,400
- It's been really nice.
- 1086
- 01:18:59,777 --> 01:19:01,987
- Does that mean you're
- not gonna grow it back?
- 1087
- 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,948
- I don't know.
- 1088
- 01:19:04,031 --> 01:19:08,035
- I mean, I certainly don't
- like being dismissed or ignored, but...
- 1089
- 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,913
- it's kind of forced me
- to give up my vanity...
- 1090
- 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:14,583
- and focus on other parts of myself.
- 1091
- 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:19,213
- So, what happens when
- I walk through that door?
- 1092
- 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:25,511
- I... I don't... I don't know.
- 1093
- 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:34,269
- Hey.
- 1094
- 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,856
- We'll figure this out.
- 1095
- 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,066
- Don't cry.
- 1096
- 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,903
- Oh, no. No, Violet.
- 1097
- 01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,822
- This is... This is the onion.
- 1098
- 01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:48,534
- So crazy.
- 1099
- 01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:01,630
- Violet Jones.
- 1100
- 01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:10,222
- Will you marry me?
- 1101
- 01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:17,979
- Will you?
- 1102
- 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,196
- - Oh, my gosh!
- - Amazing!
- 1103
- 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,365
- Okay, so how long
- do we have to lose weight?
- 1104
- 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:30,242
- - Three months.
- - Girl, what?
- 1105
- 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,166
- Wait, hold on, guys, hold on.
- 1106
- 01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:33,620
- Hello?
- 1107
- 01:20:33,704 --> 01:20:36,623
- Finally! I'm so happy!
- 1108
- 01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:37,707
- Hi, Mom.
- 1109
- 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,671
- - Vi!
- - Aw.
- 1110
- 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:45,507
- Does your dad help you with that?
- 1111
- 01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:47,426
- How'd you know?
- 1112
- 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:00,731
- Sir!
- 1113
- 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:02,941
- Nice work!
- 1114
- 01:21:04,151 --> 01:21:05,819
- Oh. Thank you.
- 1115
- 01:21:05,903 --> 01:21:07,154
- May I top you off?
- 1116
- 01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:09,490
- Yes, please.
- 1117
- 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,750
- So. Let's talk about this wedding.
- 1118
- 01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:21,752
- What's it gonna cost me?
- 1119
- 01:21:27,424 --> 01:21:30,803
- You know, um, my engagement party
- is tomorrow night.
- 1120
- 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:32,971
- Oh.
- 1121
- 01:21:33,055 --> 01:21:35,557
- And, for some reason,
- I'm feeling a little nervous,
- 1122
- 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,727
- maybe because I'm meeting Clint's parents.
- 1123
- 01:21:39,645 --> 01:21:40,979
- You think you could come?
- 1124
- 01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:45,859
- You'd have to get dressed up,
- do hair, makeup, the whole works.
- 1125
- 01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:50,656
- - I'll take that as a yes.
- - Yes, yes, yes! Yes!
- 1126
- 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,794
- Shit!
- 1127
- 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:08,882
- Let me.
- 1128
- 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:13,679
- It's going to be fine.
- 1129
- 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:21,520
- Just need everything
- to be perfect tonight, you know?
- 1130
- 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:25,732
- Well, as long as you don't get
- any more surprise dogs, it'll be great.
- 1131
- 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:30,696
- - We good?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1132
- 01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:35,367
- That's it.
- 1133
- 01:22:39,496 --> 01:22:41,039
- - Vi?
- - Mm-hmm?
- 1134
- 01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:43,643
- Just wondering if you could do
- something with your hair tonight.
- 1135
- 01:22:45,752 --> 01:22:46,879
- Like what?
- 1136
- 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,506
- I don't know. Like, make it straight.
- 1137
- 01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:51,717
- Why?
- 1138
- 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:55,053
- Well, I think it looks great.
- I mean, you know that.
- 1139
- 01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:57,282
- Women do different things
- with their hair all the time,
- 1140
- 01:22:57,306 --> 01:22:59,349
- so it's not, like, a big ask, right?
- 1141
- 01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:03,312
- I'm sorry, I just... I just need everything
- to be perfect tonight.
- 1142
- 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,314
- Okay.
- 1143
- 01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:28,479
- - Hello, darling.
- - Mom.
- 1144
- 01:23:30,088 --> 01:23:31,088
- Dad.
- 1145
- 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:32,924
- This is Violet.
- 1146
- 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:34,927
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- 1147
- 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:38,764
- Would you like a drink?
- 1148
- 01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:45,896
- Hello.
- 1149
- 01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:02,246
- Ooh. Hmm.
- 1150
- 01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,252
- Hmm...
- 1151
- 01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:11,380
- What? So, who do you belong to?
- 1152
- 01:24:11,797 --> 01:24:12,923
- Who are you?
- 1153
- 01:24:13,006 --> 01:24:15,926
- I'm the one paying for the bread
- you have in your hands.
- 1154
- 01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:18,220
- And you can keep this one, you touched it.
- 1155
- 01:24:19,012 --> 01:24:20,889
- I'm Zoe. I'm Violet's friend.
- 1156
- 01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:23,725
- Really? Well, nice to meet you, Zoe.
- 1157
- 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,602
- What a pretty dress.
- 1158
- 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,479
- And your hair.
- 1159
- 01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:30,440
- It's so unusual.
- 1160
- 01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:34,486
- Does "unusual" mean "good"?
- 'Cause I know I look dope.
- 1161
- 01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:36,947
- Yes, you do.
- 1162
- 01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:40,158
- Violet had the idea for the flower,
- but my dad did the rest.
- 1163
- 01:24:40,242 --> 01:24:41,285
- He's a hairdresser.
- 1164
- 01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,622
- - Well, aren't you lucky?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1165
- 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:49,251
- These? So good. Try one.
- 1166
- 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:50,585
- No, thanks.
- 1167
- 01:24:50,836 --> 01:24:52,629
- Oh, come on, I know you want some!
- 1168
- 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:55,173
- Excuse me,
- you're using your outside voice.
- 1169
- 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:57,551
- Excuse me, but we are outside.
- 1170
- 01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:04,266
- So, why don't you just get a soda
- to... wash all that down?
- 1171
- 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:07,561
- - Mm-hmm.
- - And please don't... Oh, my Lord.
- 1172
- 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:09,605
- I don't believe you.
- 1173
- 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:12,274
- You invited the hairdresser's daughter?
- 1174
- 01:25:12,649 --> 01:25:15,193
- I mean, does Clint know
- about you and her father?
- 1175
- 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,029
- - There's nothing to know.
- - Shh.
- 1176
- 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,447
- Beautiful ladies.
- 1177
- 01:25:18,530 --> 01:25:19,530
- Ready to sit?
- 1178
- 01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:22,117
- Sure, um, can you give me a minute?
- 1179
- 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,200
- Yeah, sure.
- 1180
- 01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:24,452
- Shall we?
- 1181
- 01:25:36,923 --> 01:25:38,050
- Ooh.
- 1182
- 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:03,367
- ...marvelous together.
- 1183
- 01:26:07,079 --> 01:26:08,205
- Have you seen Violet?
- 1184
- 01:26:09,247 --> 01:26:10,247
- No.
- 1185
- 01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:11,916
- Okay.
- 1186
- 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:13,960
- I'll be back.
- 1187
- 01:26:14,419 --> 01:26:15,545
- Excuse me a moment.
- 1188
- 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:19,341
- Violet.
- 1189
- 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:22,051
- Hey.
- 1190
- 01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,262
- You okay?
- 1191
- 01:26:25,806 --> 01:26:29,351
- I can't put these heels back on.
- I can't be in them another moment.
- 1192
- 01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:33,563
- But if I don't put them on,
- I won't be perfect, so I'm stuck here.
- 1193
- 01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:38,735
- Isn't that sad?
- 1194
- 01:26:40,612 --> 01:26:42,656
- Zoe would just go out there barefoot.
- 1195
- 01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:46,868
- Ten years old, and she already
- has the guts to just be who she is.
- 1196
- 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,120
- But I don't.
- 1197
- 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,203
- Violet.
- 1198
- 01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:51,206
- Stop being dramatic.
- 1199
- 01:26:51,289 --> 01:26:53,169
- Now, there are people out there
- waiting for you.
- 1200
- 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:59,923
- So you're okay with that,
- for me to just go out there any which way?
- 1201
- 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,675
- What is your point?
- 1202
- 01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:06,596
- When I was ten,
- we went to some company picnic
- 1203
- 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,724
- for Dad at some... park...
- 1204
- 01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:12,519
- and I jumped into the pool.
- Do you remember that?
- 1205
- 01:27:12,602 --> 01:27:13,602
- Oh, Lord, I...
- 1206
- 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:19,526
- My hair turned into a little fist,
- and all the kids were laughing at me.
- 1207
- 01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:25,657
- You yanked me out of the pool,
- shoved me into the car, and we left.
- 1208
- 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:27,742
- And?
- 1209
- 01:27:29,453 --> 01:27:33,248
- I wonder who I would be
- if you had just hugged me
- 1210
- 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:35,584
- and told me I was still beautiful.
- 1211
- 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:44,634
- You wouldn't be marrying Clint.
- 1212
- 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:50,432
- That's right. That's right.
- 1213
- 01:27:52,225 --> 01:27:54,811
- You taught me how to be
- the girl the guy wants,
- 1214
- 01:27:55,562 --> 01:27:56,897
- but not the girl I want.
- 1215
- 01:27:58,064 --> 01:28:00,817
- Uh... What does that mean?
- 1216
- 01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:16,416
- It means...
- 1217
- 01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,795
- I want to go for a swim.
- 1218
- 01:28:24,007 --> 01:28:25,967
- - Violet.
- - A what?
- 1219
- 01:28:26,051 --> 01:28:28,178
- A swim? Violet! Violet!
- 1220
- 01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:35,894
- Violet.
- 1221
- 01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:38,647
- Violet, don't you dare.
- 1222
- 01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:57,624
- Ah!
- 1223
- 01:28:57,707 --> 01:29:00,669
- Come in, everybody, the water is fine!
- 1224
- 01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:02,963
- Mm.
- 1225
- 01:29:05,382 --> 01:29:06,383
- Zoe!
- 1226
- 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:11,805
- What the hell.
- I'm flashing like a stop light.
- 1227
- 01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:16,643
- You know, Margaret, I don't believe
- I've been in a pool in 50 years!
- 1228
- 01:29:20,689 --> 01:29:23,441
- - Hey!
- - Richard, what the hell are you doing? No.
- 1229
- 01:29:25,694 --> 01:29:28,572
- Get off of me. No. Oh, my God. No!
- 1230
- 01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:39,708
- What is the matter with you?
- What the hell are you thinking?
- 1231
- 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:45,005
- I think you have never
- looked so beautiful.
- 1232
- 01:29:48,633 --> 01:29:50,760
- After everything you put me through?
- 1233
- 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:54,389
- No.
- 1234
- 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:50,987
- In the past couple years,
- there's been a huge cultural shift
- 1235
- 01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:52,697
- towards what's natural and real.
- 1236
- 01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:55,241
- We've seen it in the growth
- of natural foods,
- 1237
- 01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:59,955
- the demand for eco-friendly cars,
- to just about any product you can imagine.
- 1238
- 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:05,794
- Will wants women to change the way
- we are thinking about our hair.
- 1239
- 01:31:06,169 --> 01:31:09,547
- He wants us to know that there
- is beauty in our natural hair,
- 1240
- 01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:11,967
- regardless of what type of hair we have.
- 1241
- 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:16,721
- And his product line, YOU,
- helps us bring out that natural beauty.
- 1242
- 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:20,266
- But why would I push a product
- 1243
- 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:23,353
- that totally undercuts
- what I'm already selling?
- 1244
- 01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:26,564
- Listen, women can wear weaves
- if they want to.
- 1245
- 01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,776
- They can straighten their hair
- if they want to.
- 1246
- 01:31:29,859 --> 01:31:30,944
- It's a choice.
- 1247
- 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:32,737
- There's nothing wrong with that.
- 1248
- 01:31:33,405 --> 01:31:37,200
- But we also need them to know that
- there is beauty in their natural hair.
- 1249
- 01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:41,371
- Large grocery store chains
- didn't ignore the health food craze,
- 1250
- 01:31:41,454 --> 01:31:44,082
- they integrated it
- and kept their customers.
- 1251
- 01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:46,876
- The shift has already begun
- with hair and beauty,
- 1252
- 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:50,588
- and women of color are one
- of the biggest markets there is for hair.
- 1253
- 01:31:51,381 --> 01:31:55,593
- Let us be the first to offer them
- something that protects,
- 1254
- 01:31:55,677 --> 01:31:57,303
- rather than destroys, their hair.
- 1255
- 01:32:00,890 --> 01:32:02,100
- You were great in there.
- 1256
- 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:06,396
- - Thank you. Your passion is an easy sell.
- - Not gonna lie, though.
- 1257
- 01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:10,775
- I didn't know what to expect, you know,
- with all your personal shit.
- 1258
- 01:32:11,776 --> 01:32:13,820
- Wow.
- 1259
- 01:32:13,903 --> 01:32:15,196
- I guess that's fair.
- 1260
- 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:18,992
- But I keep my personal out of my business.
- 1261
- 01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:21,703
- I try to,
- but it doesn't always work like that.
- 1262
- 01:32:23,288 --> 01:32:28,585
- I'm still salty at you,
- so I kind of feel like I'm using you.
- 1263
- 01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:31,629
- I'm using you, too.
- 1264
- 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,800
- But you can't be salty at me forever.
- 1265
- 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:39,262
- Change the world?
- 1266
- 01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:41,931
- One head at a time.
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