Pregame:
-set options to 6 Subs
-sub any non medal blue or purple if they have a replacement higher, keep CBs as CBs and DMF as DMF for now
-Sub in Wee-Man as GK, fuck Eric. He should be shot. Based 121CM Non-A Position GK will lead us to victory (or a 20 goal loss which is  the same thing) The game is relatively meaningless so it should be fine
-(((Game 2+: Sub out anyone who has scored in previous games MEDALS INCLUDED EXCEPT TONY OR BAM. If this means fuck positionsing then fuck positioning)))
-Start on +2, Preset 3
-Seriously, never sub Tony or Bam. They are integral to the timeline.

In game:
-Start on +2, preset 3
-Sub any player who scores (EXCEPT BAM OR TONY) for the next player on the list who hasn't scored in this or a previous game. If no subs are left, change positions with a CB/DMF who hasn't scored. Fuck being in position.
-If you have any fun-dumb ideas, do it. If you wonder "would it be okay if i...", the answer is yes.

AFTER THE GAME:
Play these two videos on mute under the other team's victory anthem. If this isn't possible, then just play the second video before playing the other team's victory anthem. Thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76zX3-xY0Cw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSFJEs1Gcpk


Sub Order:
1. Doomguy
2. Geoff Rowley
3. Officer Dick
4. Eric Koston
5. Alien
6. Elissa Steamer
7. Bigfoot
8. Steve-O
9. Wee-Man
10. Rodney Mullen
11. Bucky Lasek
12. Steve Caballero
13. Shrek
14. Rune Glifberg
15. Chad Muska
16. Andrew Reynolds
17. Kareem Campbell