How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page