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- 000.2 This was a triumph
- 004.2 I'm making a note here
- 005.9 Huge success
- 007.4
- 009.1 It's hard to overstate
- 011.4 my satisfaction
- 013.6
- 016.2 Aperture Science
- 018.6 We do what we must
- 021.7 because we can
- 025.3 For the good of all of us
- 028.4 except the ones who are dead
- 029.8
- 031.2 But there's no sense crying
- 032.5 over every mistake
- 034.4 You just keep on trying
- 036.5 'til you run out of cake
- 038.5 And the science gets done
- 040.5 And you make a neat gun
- 042.5 For the people who are
- 044.3 still alive
- 045.4
- 052.5 I'm not even angry
- 056.3 I'm being so sincere right now
- 060.0 Even though you broke my heart
- 064.6 and killed me
- 066.1
- 068.3 And tore me to pieces
- 072.1 And threw every piece into a fire
- 077.3 As they burned it hurt because
- 080.4 I was so happy for you
- 082.1
- 082.8 Now, these points of data
- 084.5 make a beautiful line
- 086.5 And we're out of beta
- 088.6 We're releasing on time
- 091.0 So I'm glad I got burned
- 092.5 Think of all the things we learned
- 094.6 for the people who are
- 096.3 still alive.
- 098.0
- 104.5 Go ahead and leave me
- 107.7 I think I'd prefer to stay inside
- 113.4 Maybe you'll find someone else
- 116.5 to help you
- 120.4 Maybe Black Mesa?
- 124.3 That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance
- 127.2
- 129.3 Anyway this cake is great
- 132.3 It's so delicious and moist
- 134.8
- 135.1 Look at me still talking
- 136.5 when there's science to do
- 138.7 When I look out there
- 140.9 it makes me glad I'm not you
- 142.5
- 143.0 I've experiments to run
- 144.5 There is research to be done
- 146.5 On the people who are
- 148.3 still alive
- 151.0 And believe me I am
- 152.2 still alive
- 154.6 I'm doing science and I'm
- 156.2 still alive
- 158.6 I feel fantastic and I'm
- 160.2 still alive.
- 162.8 While you're dying I'll be
- 164.3 still alive
- 166.6 And when you're dead I will be
- 168.3 still alive
- 169.4
- 170.5 Still alive
- 171.2
- 172.0 Still alive
- 173.5
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