K'achi Diary #1

>K'achi like humie boyfriend.
>He warms.
>He strong (for humie).
>He play with K'achi and sister Gorna for hooouurrss, make feel yes-yes feeling many time.
>Take to Haw-Key games, where humies battle other humies with sticks.
>Like war, but more fun. And with beer!
>Go innawoods with bangsticks and hunt deer and sometimes dangerous sweet-drink.
>Rot teeth. Bleghh.
>Only one problem.
>When Humie watch picture-box, sometimes show picture of other humies.
>Most are brown, some have slant-eye, and a few have big nose. Humie have special words for each kind. He shouts them at picture box when they come on. They are not nice words, try to keep Gorna from hear. She hear and repeat anyway. Gorna never listen to big sister.
>One picture-box humie worst of all. My Humie say he clan-chief of whole Great-Clan, but do not believe. He is weak and puny, even for a humie. He dress up in different clothes each time I see, and always talk-talk using words K'achi no understand. Humie use more mean words for man.
>One day, I will surprise Humie. Talk-talk with Uncle, chief of Great-Horns. Punie picture-box man going to visit Great-Horns. Make speech, many times on Picture-boxes, and also for paper humie read with breakfast. I tell Uncle to squash punie humie. Uncle agree, was told to take in 500 slant-eye and dot-head and brown-skin by Great Clan, or else. So no Orc listen to Great Clan, only local Humies daughter Orc life-bond with.
>Then K'achi smash picture box in Humie house, then go play with Gorna and Humie until yes-yes feeling 12 times. Maybe 13 times.

>no like long nose
>Humie say they steal funny paper humie use to buy treats.
>Humie no have paper, get sad and angry
>No want play fun games with K'achi
>K'achi like play with Humie, not same when just K'achi and Gorna
>Not play, not feel yes-yes feeling
>Not feel yes-yes feeling, K'achi not feel good
>Feel bad
>Feel angry
>Gorna feel angry, like to play too
>Feel angry at long-nose who steal. Stealing bad! Unless in wartime. But not good war against own tribe!
>K'achi start read small moving-picture box when Humie asleep
>Learn heap big things about long nose
>K'achi need to go do...thing...be back later

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