DRUGS IS THE BEST BLAIKE

[2:49 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Drugs is now cosplaying as Blaike. This is normal.
[2:50 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: The actual Drugs is unconscious or something idk.
[2:50 PM] 💗 Akemi: Oh no, there's drugs on the floor.
[2:50 PM] WTFdrugs: Drugs slumps over and Blaike carries him.
[2:50 PM] WTFdrugs: they are now paired and this is my otp
[2:50 PM] 💗 Akemi: When smut
[2:51 PM] 💫Badz: Drugs why
[2:51 PM] WTFdrugs: Drugs also provides a Dual Bonus of +5 mag and +3 res wtf that's awful.
[2:51 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: This door is locked.
[2:52 PM] WTFdrugs: (what the fuck is blaike's personality)
[2:52 PM] 💗 Akemi: (Make him seem manly but soft)
[2:52 PM] 💗 Akemi: (That's what he seems like to me)
[2:52 PM] 💫Badz: (Insert devastating sentence about generic personality)
[2:53 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike is also holding Drugs in a fireman hold.
[2:53 PM] WTFdrugs: Cute.
[2:54 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: And here is Tricky! He seems to be bleeding from various cuts on his face and arms and nose and oh boy they're everywhere.
[2:54 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: FOR THE LIGHT or something paladin-generic statement.
[2:54 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: He's also tied to a chair.
[2:54 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: The Clinic Crew is evidently weak to chairs.
[2:54 PM] WTFdrugs: (motherfucker why can't drugs be awake)
[2:54 PM] 💗 Akemi: Oh my, what have they done to him...
[2:54 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: There's a charm stuck to Tricky's neck. I wonder what that is.
[2:54 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Tricky, we'll save you!
[2:54 PM] 💗 Akemi: Akemi approaches Tricky to free him.
[2:55 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike drops Drugs onto the floor.
[2:55 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: Oh, will you?
[2:55 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: The voice came from behind you!
[2:55 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: You turn around to see...nothing?
[2:55 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Who's there?
[2:55 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: But Reimu seems to be frozen in place...
[2:55 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: I will make you pay.
[2:55 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Reimu: W-what? I can't...move...
[2:55 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Reimu, are you okay?
[2:55 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Tricky looks up at this and tries to speak.
[2:56 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Tricky: S-she's a ro-
[2:56 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: And you can shut up!
[2:56 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: A woman clad in leather armor appears behind Tricky and hits him on the head. Hard.
[2:56 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: He slumps over.
[2:56 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Tricky!
[2:56 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: You bastard, you'll pay for that!
[2:56 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: I'm not sure if bastard is the correct word, but I'll take it :heart:
[2:57 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Bitch or whatever, I'll make you suffer!
[2:57 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: I can't believe my allies managed to lose to you. How disappointing~
[2:57 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: Ah, will you? I was getting tired of messing with this guy...
[2:57 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: Fresh victims are always the best.
[2:58 PM] 💗 Akemi: We're not your victims.
[2:58 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: She vanishes...and reappears in front of Akemi. She grabs her hand.
[2:58 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: You must be the intruders I’ve heard so much about! Pleased to make your acquaintance. The name’s Lucie.
[2:58 PM] 💗 Akemi: You work for that ominous Spellbreaker too, then?
[2:58 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: I think you'll find that we're the ones going to beat you up!
[2:58 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ???: Do I? ...
[2:58 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: Yeah, I do.
[2:59 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: Who cares about that crap, though? I just love torturing helpless healers named Tricky!
[2:59 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike looks absolutely livid.
[2:59 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: But I can always add you to that list~
[2:59 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: I'm going to break you.
[3:00 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: As much as I love playing with my food, maybe it's best if I get on with things.
[3:00 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Shut up! We're going to destroy you.
[3:00 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie kicks Tricky's chair. It topples over.
[3:01 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Tricky groans.
[3:01 PM] 💗 Akemi: That's it!
[3:01 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Raughhhhhhhhh!
[3:01 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike is absolutely ready to fight.
[3:01 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: And fight you do.
[3:01 PM] WTFdrugs: He takes a fighting stance.
[3:05 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike does a warcry and slashes at Lucie.
[3:05 PM] BOT🎲 Rengetsu 🎲: @WTFdrugs rolled 14. Total: 14
[3:06 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie uses Quick Vanish and dodges that.
[3:06 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Yay mechanics
[3:07 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫:
Lucie's lurking around...
[3:07 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Damn you, quit hiding!
[3:07 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Akemi hears a voice behind her.
[3:07 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: As you wish :heart:
[3:08 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie uses Ambush on Akemi.
[3:08 PM] BOT🎲 Rengetsu 🎲: @🔫 Alex 🔫 rolled 1, 1, 4, 2, 3, 4. Total: 15
[3:10 PM] 💗 Akemi: ...ugh...I'll be fine.(edited)
[3:10 PM] 💗 Akemi: Akemi charges again.
[3:10 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Hmph, you'll pay for that!(edited)
[3:11 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Akemi is valuable.
[3:11 PM] WTFdrugs: (god I am just flailing around with this character right now)
[3:11 PM] Loup: // pls
[3:13 PM] WTFdrugs: Does another battle cry and slashes at Lucie.
[3:13 PM] BOT🎲 Rengetsu 🎲: @WTFdrugs rolled 11. Total: 11
[3:13 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!
[3:13 PM] WTFdrugs: (fucking what is this character)
[3:13 PM] Guilmon the Warrior Dragon: (lol)
[3:13 PM] 💫Badz: (RIP drugs)
[3:13 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Your existence is vile!
[3:13 PM] Guilmon the Warrior Dragon: (It's a generically-generic character)
[3:14 PM] Guilmon the Warrior Dragon: (Do all kinds of mainstream paladin lines while Blaike is being controlled by you lol)
[3:14 PM] WTFdrugs: (that's what I'm doing)
[3:15 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie attempts to cast Well of Rejuvenation.
[3:15 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: ...Lucie doesn't have any MP.
[3:15 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: What the hell?
[3:15 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: :anger:
[3:15 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Vile fiend, you've failed!
[3:16 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: REPENT FOR YOUR SINS!
[3:17 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: By the light, you shall pay for messing with Tricky and Akemi!
[3:17 PM] WTFdrugs: (oh my god this is so bad)
[3:17 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: The light?
[3:17 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: Is that what this white mage uses?
[3:17 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: The light didn't help him after the Spellbreaker's charms, ahuhuhu~
[3:18 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: It's what you'll be feeling!
[3:18 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Once I'm done destroying you!
[3:18 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: You should've heard him scream. Music to my ears.
3:19 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie absentmindedly kicks Tricky while he's down.
[3:19 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Tricky groans further.
[3:19 PM] 💫Badz: Dyna: Why are you doing this!?
[3:19 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: It's fun!
[3:19 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: And I'm getting paid for it!
[3:19 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: RAAAAAAUGH YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!
[3:20 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: Yeah, I kicked him. What're you gonna do, kick me?
[3:20 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Yes.
[3:22 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: I'm going to rain fists on you!
[3:23 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: TASTE MY FISTS, FIEND!
[3:23 PM] WTFdrugs: (aaaaaaaaa)
[3:24 PM] Guilmon the Warrior Dragon: (lol drugs is dying)
[3:24 PM] 💫Badz: (Gaber is going to be so offended when he sees this oh no)
[3:31 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Gods give me power!
[3:31 PM] WTFdrugs: (oh my god I can't do this for too much longer)
[3:31 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: (oh my god WHY)
[3:31 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: (DRUGS WHY)
[3:31 PM] Sphe 「Infinite Being」: (Why droogs)
[3:32 PM] WTFdrugs: (I'm cringing at my performance)
[3:32 PM] 💗 Akemi: (Maybe someone else should puppet for a while so Drugs can recover sanity)
[3:32 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: (I'm laughing)
[3:32 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: (no this is hilarious keep going)
[3:32 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: (I'll get good photo museum material)
[3:32 PM] WTFdrugs: (Blaike: the generic paladin)
[3:32 PM] 💫Badz: Dyna: Okay, I think I know what to do!
She points her wand at Blaike and performs Conversion "Negative Transfer". Except that's the positive version of it.
Either way she converts the charge she gathered into energy usable by Blaike. He feels invigorated.
[3:32 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Yes! This is the power I need!
[3:33 PM] WTFdrugs: (can I just like)
[3:33 PM] WTFdrugs: (die)
[3:37 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie stole Healing Touch "Healing Waters of Raphael" because the DM HATES YOU
[3:38 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: The light will never listen to someone with a heart as black as yours!
[3:38 PM] WTFdrugs: (fawehf;aweuhf)
[3:38 PM] WTFdrugs: (gabe please forgive my sins)
[3:43 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: Let the gods help me hit this wrongdoer!
Fire Strike "Flame Axe"
[3:44 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: It flew off into the room.
[3:44 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: And hit Tricky!
[3:44 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Good job.
[3:44 PM] WTFdrugs: (what the fuck)
[3:44 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: Wow, doing my work for me?
[3:44 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Lucie: You're too kind. Some protector you are.
[3:44 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: Tricky took like 0.1 damage but it's the thought that counts.
[3:44 PM] WTFdrugs: Blaike: You'll pay for this!
[3:44 PM] WTFdrugs: (can I stop now)
[3:45 PM] 🔫 Alex 🔫: (not until you win)
[3:50 PM] WTFdrugs: (blaike will now be silent protag until further notice)