Heorot and Laviil: Confession Time

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<terminusCharger> TC: ----> MY DEAR LADY LAVIIL, I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YE, IF YOU ARE NOT BUSY!
<unyieldingIris> UI: no, ii'm not
<unyieldingIris> UI: what do youu need, Heorot?
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> YOU KNOW THE MACHINES YOU PLACED WHEN I ENTERED?
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WELL, I HAD THE IDEA TO MAKE MORE ITEMS WITH IT!
<unyieldingIris> UI: yess
<unyieldingIris> UI: oh!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> SINCE IT WORKED SO WELL BEFORE, WHY NOT!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> BUT I AM MISSING A CRUCIAL COMPONENT.
<unyieldingIris> UI: yess, ii know what youu need for that
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> OH! EXCELLENT!
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii had Flynn giive iit to me allready
<unyieldingIris> UI: juusst giive me a miinuute
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> MOST EXCELLENT MY LADY!
* unyieldingIris places the new machine in Heorot's house, near the Alchemiter
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> YOU HAVE MY THANKS!
<unyieldingIris> UI: of couursse!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> SO I CAN MAKE PUNCHCARDS WITH THAT?
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii beliieve sso
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> HA! EXCELLENT!
<unyieldingIris> UI: youu'llll need more captchalloguue cardss iif youu want to make more than a few thiingss, thouugh
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> AH, YES! WELL, MY BOOK MODUS SHOULD PROVIDE PLENTY OF THOSE WITH ANY LUCK!
<unyieldingIris> UI: great!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> ANY TIPS ON THAT, MY LADY?
<unyieldingIris> UI: not yet
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii haven't triied iit ouut myssellf
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WELL, WE CAN FIGURE IT OUT TOGETHER THEN! HELP EACH OTHER OUT!
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii'm ssuure we can
<unyieldingIris> UI: oh, Heorot
<unyieldingIris> UI: there'ss ssomethiing youu sshouulld know
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii'm worriied abouut Anna
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> ANNA... I DON'T THINK I'VE TALKED TO THEM YET. A HUMAN ON OUR SIDE I ASSUME?
<unyieldingIris> UI: yess
<unyieldingIris> UI: sshe'ss a friiend of Flynn and the other huumans
<unyieldingIris> UI: sshe'ss been tallkiing to Kate, iif you know her, and ii'm worriied sshe hass losst her miind
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> KATE? MY GOODNESS, HOW MANY HUMANS ARE THERE?
<unyieldingIris> UI: Kate iissn't a huuman iin ouur ssessssiion
<unyieldingIris> UI: sshe'ss a crazy god
<unyieldingIris> UI: buut ii diidn't thiink sshe wouulld do ssomethiing lliike thiiss
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> I DARESAY I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF CRAZY GODS.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WHAT DID SHE DO?
<terminusCharger> TC: ---->IS THE ANNA HUMAN ALRIGHT?
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii thiink Anna'ss okay, buut ii don't thiink her land iiss
<unyieldingIris> UI: sshe wass tallkiing about bllowiing everythiing up iif iit got iin her way, and that'ss not lliike her at allll
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> THEN THAT IS DEEPLY CONCERNING...
<unyieldingIris> UI: exactlly
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> I FEAR FOR WHAT THESE GODS WILL MAKE US DO...
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> HAVE THEY NO RESPECT!
<unyieldingIris> UI: onlly Ome hass been harmfuull to uuss before thiiss
<unyieldingIris> UI: buut juusst be carefuull lliissteniing to Anna iif sshe tallks to youu
<unyieldingIris> UI: iit won't be good if anyone ellsse went crazy, too
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> ALRIGHT, I WILL BE SURE TO AVOID LISTENING TO CRAZYTALK.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> I SHALL NOT LET THESE GODS OR THEIR SERVANTS GO TO MY HEAD!
<unyieldingIris> UI: thank youu
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> TIS NO WORRY MY LADY! WE SHALL TRIUMPH TOGETHER!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WELL, OTHER THAN THAT, HOW ARE THINGS?
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> YOUR PLANET HOLDING UP OKAY?
<unyieldingIris> UI: thiingss are iinteresstiing
<unyieldingIris> UI: my pllanet iiss sstiillll on fiire, buut that sseemss to be normall for iit
<unyieldingIris> UI: what abouut yourss?
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> HORRIFYING, LOT'S OF MIRRORS AND STRANGE HAPPENINGS.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> BUT! WE SHALL MAKE DO!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> NOW, BEFORE I GO TO STUDY CRAFTING, IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO SPEAK ON?
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii
<unyieldingIris> UI: ...yess
<unyieldingIris> UI: there iiss
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii juusst hope youu won't look down on me for iit
<unyieldingIris> UI: allthouugh ii wouulldn't be ssuurpriissed iif youu were
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> MY LADY, ME THINKING ANY LESS OF YOU IS NIGH IMPOSSIBLE!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> I AM HERE TO HELP.
<unyieldingIris> UI: ...
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii'm a lliiar
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii've lliied to youu, and ii never even thouught abouut iit uuntiillll recentlly
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii'm not actuualllly an iindiigo, ii'm a bronze
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii hate that, sso ii lliied
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii lliied and ii lliied and ii lliied
<unyieldingIris> UI: and youu, my friiend, desserve better than a friiend lliike me
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> MY LADY, WHAT A SILLY THING TO LIE ABOUT! IT'S MORE THAN FINE THAT YOU ARE OF BRONZE BLOOD!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> NEARLY MY ENTIRE VILLAGE IS OF BRONZE BLOOD!
<unyieldingIris> UI: buut ii lliied to youu abouut iit
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii sshouulldn't have done that
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> IT IS NOT A LACK OF ANYTHING, MERELY A DIFFERENCE. AND AS FOR THE LYING...
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WELL, MINE WAS MORE FOR A DIRECT SAFETY REASON.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> BUT YOU KNOW MY VILLAGE, MY PEOPLE?
<unyieldingIris> UI: yess, ii do
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WE ARE A ROGUE SECT FROM THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU COULD INFER IT FROM THE DEAD DRONES BUT...
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT THINKING YOU WERE HIGHBLOODED, I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE ENDANGERED YOU.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> EVERYONE LIES, MY FRIEND.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> IF IT MADE YOU MORE COMFORTABLE TO, IT IS NO CHITIN OFF MY HORNS.
<unyieldingIris> UI: are youu ssuure?
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> MY LADY. WE MET ON THE INTERNET.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> REMEMBER ALL THOSE ANCIENT SAFETY LESSONS FROM YOUR LUSUS NOT TO TRUST ANYONE ON THE INTERNET AND SUCH?
<unyieldingIris> UI: wellll, yess
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> IF THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE TO ME IS TELL A LITTLE FIB, I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED OR UPSET OR SURPRISED.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> YOU ARE STILL A DEAR FRIEND TO ME, AND I WOULD NOT FORGET THAT LIGHTLY.
<unyieldingIris> UI: ...thank youu, Heorot
<unyieldingIris> UI: that meanss more to me than youu know
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> HA! TIS NO PROBLEM MY LADY.
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> IF THAT IS ALL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET BACK TO FIDDLING WITH THE MACHINERY?
<unyieldingIris> UI: yeah, that wouulld be a good iidea
<unyieldingIris> UI: ii'llll tallk to youu llater
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> BUT YOU ARE A GREAT COMPANION FOR THIS ADVENTURE, AND YOU WILL NEED TO COME BY AND MEET MY VILLAGE SOMETIME, NOW THAT I KNOW IT IS SAFE!
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> WE SHALL HAVE A GREAT FEAST TO CELEBRATE!
<unyieldingIris> UI: that ssouundss niice
<terminusCharger> TC: ----> I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, MY COMRADE!
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