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- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> ohai
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Hi, I liked a VPS
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> What one should I get?
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> HEY SACHIN
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Sachin: Guess what!
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Sachin: I create open source code for my PI to automatically pump from my hookah into my mouth
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I know right Sachin
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Hey
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Sachin
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> You should come over to Freenode to #lowendbox
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Everyone their will love you
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I know right
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Johnston does great things for me
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> We should create a cult Sachin
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> My idol
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> DIETY
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> SACRAFICE ME YOU PUSSY
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> ah man, I can't figure out how to get high
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> http://i.imgur.com/CTjr97N.jpg
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I went to the store, they gave me this device and a large glass thing with a house
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> I went down the street and paid $200 for a little bag of weed
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> but I am not seeing starships
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Hey Chat0320
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> Buddy ol pal
- Oct 18 11:31:42 <Derek> ohai
- Oct 18 11:31:43 <Derek> So lonely
- Oct 18 11:31:43 <Derek> Afraid to get real friends
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ohai
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hi, I liked a VPS
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What one should I get?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hi, I liked a VPS
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What one should I get?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, it will be getting close to 70 to 80k conn/s
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I runs in 256MB of ram
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I just want to make sure your hardware is of quality
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> err, 70-80k per minute
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What location would get less DCMA's?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I on average get 160/day
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> meh, torrentting is illegal
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I am providing a service
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What if its a automated response?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys should email back requesting it to be sent via Mail
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: I'm looking for about 500-1GB of ram, 4Cores and 8-10tb in bandwidth monthly
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> :/
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well then
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Do you allow Tor Websites to be hosted?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So Jordan
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hows your day going?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ah man
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys are no fun
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What can I host then?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> But hosting a tor website is legal
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Why? Are you required by the NSA to monitor users or something?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Why's it so cheap?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I want quality
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Not NSA-wannabes monitoring my ever command
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What do you consider malicious Jordan?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys have a AUP?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Where?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Thats sad.
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> You guys shouldn't be putting exploitable code in a production environment
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Whats WHMCS jordan?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: How long have you been in business?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Are you the owner?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> How long have you worked here?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> wow, thats a long time
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So your a experienced bluevmer, right Jordan?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Whats one thing you hate about your job?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Um, no?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I'm a honest buyer
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I want to know how the employees are treated
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: is bluevm franchised?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Conner: Are you a employee?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Now, before I spend my money, are you guys osha compliancant?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> :(
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So you work from home?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hows that like?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Do you make a livable income?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> What do you do for BlueVM?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Are you overworked at all?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Why don't you work more Jordan?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Are you saying your employer doesn't give you enough work?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Are you happy with your manager/boss?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> If there was one thing you would want to change about him
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> what would it be?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Connor: Freenode > TrollCity
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> #hardware is best to troll
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Who said I am trolling?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I need a new IRC bouncer
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> na, I need to use my domains
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Do you offer IPv6?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Connor: Custom vhosts
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ya bro
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, how much are IP's with BlueVM
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Is it possible you can match?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I need like 10IP's
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Could you guys do 10IP's, 128MB of ram and 3GB of transfer for $6-7/mo?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> PTR Records
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> like i.like.to.hackzor.to
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, I can't afford much
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I am poor and depressed
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Where do you live?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Ah, so your a brit
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ah man
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I had to move my dog to the floor and now he's all pissed
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> He's like a built-in radiator that likes to put all his weight on you
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> I guess I'll give him some left overs from work
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Ah man
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Now his head is on my knee
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: Do you have any animals?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> dog/puppy?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Then you know how they can be your best friend right?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Well, my best friend eats a lot and I have to get expensive food for him
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Because he gets bloated if I buy the cheap stuff from walmart
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> So that caps my budget
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Jordan: So I am asking you because of my best friend
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> To get my a VPS with 128MB of ram, 3GB, and 10IPv4's
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Prefer East Coast
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Do I have to make a ticket?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Ofcourse
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> ok
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Thanks Jordan
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> what OSU! ?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Hey Johnston
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> How are ya buddy?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> Johnston: Wanna talk?
- Oct 19 13:34:49 <Derek> :(
- Oct 19 22:19:09 <Derek> Hi, I am looking at your website
- Oct 19 22:19:15 <Derek> and can't decide what VPS to get?
- Oct 19 22:20:04 <Derek> mun: I want to start a tor website
- Oct 19 22:20:48 <Derek> mun: buy/sell tor website
- Oct 19 22:20:56 <Derek> with marchants and clients
- Oct 19 22:22:01 <Derek> Nope
- Oct 19 22:22:07 <Derek> Could you enlighten me mun?
- Oct 19 22:23:13 <Derek> WHAT, bullcrap
- Oct 19 22:23:16 <Derek> this is legal
- Oct 19 22:25:10 <Derek> Because I came on chat
- Oct 19 22:25:20 <Derek> Tickets take to long to respond
- Oct 20 12:44:09 <Derek> Hey Johnston
- Oct 20 22:19:52 <Derek> ugh man
- Oct 21 12:21:55 <Derek> ohai
- Oct 21 12:21:57 <Derek> Hey Johnston
- Oct 21 12:21:57 <Derek> How are ya?
- Oct 21 18:20:00 <Derek> Hi
- Oct 21 18:20:06 <Derek> Can you guys match a deal from CVPS
- Oct 21 18:20:07 <Derek> ?
- Oct 21 18:22:23 <Derek> 3GB, https://billing.chicagovps.net/cart.php?a=add&pid=202
- Oct 21 18:22:32 <Derek> it was for me and #lowendbox
- Oct 21 18:23:27 <Derek> $15 total
- Oct 21 18:23:32 <Derek> 3month minimum
- Oct 22 15:28:16 <Derek> PING
- Oct 24 12:37:42 <Derek> Johnston been around?
- Oct 24 23:54:43 <Derek> @_@
- Oct 24 26:43:30 <Derek> ohai
- Oct 25 3:04:09 <Derek> I am in love guys
- Oct 25 3:05:55 <Derek> nonono, hot sexy Charlie Sheen
- Oct 25 3:06:07 <Derek> I'm writing his name in for the 2016 elections
- Oct 25 3:07:42 <Derek> Bring it Strategetical
- Oct 25 3:07:49 <Derek> I'll drink you up anyday
- Oct 25 3:07:53 <Derek> BRING IT
- Oct 25 3:09:03 <Derek> I'LL CUT YA BRO
- Oct 25 04:54:25 <Derek> Why, that's best
- Oct 25 04:54:50 <Derek> Just save all root passwords in /var/passwords.txt
- Oct 25 04:56:56 <Derek> I wonder if Frozen Cool Whip tastes any good
- Oct 25 04:57:45 <Derek> Tastes like Mashmellows and vanilla ice cream
- Oct 25 04:58:31 <Derek> I wish I had a can
- Oct 25 04:58:45 <Derek> just spray it on my finger or right into mu mouth
- Oct 25 05:00:09 <Derek> Johnston: Can I run QEMU on my VPS?
- Oct 25 05:01:38 <Derek> This Cool Whip is getting me a intense feeling
- Oct 25 05:01:41 <Derek> OH POWER
- Oct 25 05:04:10 <Derek> Great
- Oct 25 05:04:23 <Derek> The lid had melted water and cool whip
- Oct 25 05:04:37 <Derek> looked quite weird on my laptop
- Oct 25 05:21:57 <Derek> I want 1000 KVM VPS's
- Oct 25 05:22:08 <Derek> How much Johnston?
- Oct 25 05:22:57 <Derek> Can I resell them?
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> ok
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> Is financing available?
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> Who would imagine a bag of popcorn would be hiding out on top of the fridge
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> FOOD
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> god, I need a new George Foreman Grill
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> this one isn't turning on anymore :(
- Oct 25 13:25:41 <Derek> Can't cook mah chicken or burgers
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Is eating raw chicken or beef good?
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Could you coke it in the oven?
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> idk
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Maybe a microwave would work better
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Just wrap it in foil before cooking
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Thats way it cooks evenly and all
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> just lots of popping
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> nothing bad
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Thank god for Section 8 and Obamacare gots my back
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> ohai
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Strategetical: why 5-hour energy wheen you can buy caffeine powder?
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> http://www.amazon.com/NuSci-Caffeine-Anhydrous-Standard-Alertness/dp/B0045RYE0Q
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Magiobiwan!
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> We can mix it with baby lax or baking soda and sell it on the street
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> !!!
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Call it ENERGY POWDER or something
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Magiobiwan: We can put it in a pill with some binding agent, mdma, and thc
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> Call it Wonder pill
- Oct 25 13:25:42 <Derek> I wonder if we could smoke caffeine?
- Oct 25 13:27:20 <Derek> HEY JOHNSTON
- Oct 25 13:27:22 <Derek> That was rude
- Oct 25 13:27:41 <Derek> Magiobiwan: http://boingboing.net/2009/01/19/how-to-make-smokable.html
- Oct 25 13:27:44 <Derek> Hell yeah
- Oct 25 13:34:27 <Derek> Johnston: I think I broke my VPS
- Oct 25 13:35:00 <Derek> I ran "chmod a-x /bin/chmod" on it and it won't let me do "chmod a+x /bin/chmod"
- Oct 25 13:36:09 <Derek> Johnston?
- Oct 25 13:36:57 <Derek> How much for you to fix it?
- Oct 25 13:37:21 <Derek> <Derek> I ran "chmod a-x /bin/chmod" on it and it won't let me do "chmod a+x /bin/chmod"
- Oct 25 13:37:35 <Derek> I get /bin/chmod: Permission denied
- Oct 25 13:38:32 <Derek> But Johnston, you must fix it
- Oct 25 13:38:35 <Derek> There is a way
- Oct 25 13:39:01 <Derek> Hi sunny
- Oct 25 13:39:32 <Derek> lmfao
- Oct 25 13:41:51 <Derek> I wish sunny was in NJ
- Oct 25 13:42:01 <Derek> sunny: you need VPS in Euro?
- Oct 25 13:43:30 <Derek> sunny: How much is he paying you?
- Oct 25 13:44:17 <Derek> Southern Europe is pretty expensive
- Oct 25 13:44:25 <Derek> Your look at $15-20 for a VPS
- Oct 25 13:45:16 <Derek> Like a dedicated server?
- Oct 25 13:46:00 <Derek> sunny?
- Oct 25 13:47:12 <Derek> sunny: I can hook you up with a Xeon E3-1220/1230 Quadcore with raid 1 1TB drives and 8GB ram
- Oct 25 13:47:17 <Derek> For 100Euros
- Oct 25 13:52:16 <Derek> I can sunny
- Oct 25 13:53:52 <Derek> JUDAS
- Oct 25 13:54:30 <Derek> Judas: Are you a narc?
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