Dio Human Drill

"Then allow 'me', Master. I'll end this unmannered feathery fop in a 'single hit'."

Obi-Wan's pupil was too fast for his own good. Before Obi-Wan had a chance to stop him, Dio arched his back with aggressive curvature, wrapped one thick thigh around the other, and did something inexplicable with his arms as he twirled airborne. This was certainly not a move Obi-Wan ever taught him, if one could even consider it a "move" at all. In fact, Obi-Wan had no idea what Dio was even attempting to do, until a voice came from around the corner of the nearest building:

"By the heavens, the young man is turning himself into a human drill! Look at that form! He has laced his arms and legs in a corkscrew fashion and seems to be propelling himself with some kind of extrasensory force! At that velocity, why I'd say he might just have enough power to drill through the heart of that blackguard bird!"

It was... the man with the facial scar again. Apparently he felt a need to narrate the fight, now from a safe distance, although Obi-Wan could not fathom why. Regardless, he was accurate; it was clear now that Dio planned to launch himself like a human projectile using the Force, a creative application but fraught with unneeded risk.

Indeed, as Dio launched forward, the giant bird swung its shears. With no ability to dodge or block, Dio had to rely on his momentum to keep from harm. Obi-Wan held his breath, certain for a moment that his apprentice would be cleaved in two, but somehow the shears missed. No—not missed—

As the shears sliced, a long rip appeared in the air. The chicken stepped into the rip and vanished entirely while Dio shot through where it had been moments before and kept going, going, going into a house at the end of the avenue. He smashed into the brick and bounced off in a groaning heap.

"Oh, what a terrible sight!" said the man with the scar. "That chicken somehow split the fabric of space and time to avoid the young boy's valiant attack! A dirty trick, the scoundrel ought to be ashamed!"

- Voeltz Round 0