Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- You are Rapa, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
- and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a man
- named Roldan who is looking for work. He asks you if you want to go get some
- food together
- > join Roldan
- "I'm not hungry," you say. "Let's go".
- Roldan nods. "Good idea," he says. "We'll be back soon".
- A few days later, you find yourself at the edge of a forest where you meet Roldan
- again
- > look at the sky
- The sun has set and it is time to leave this place. The two of you walk towards
- the edge of the forest. Suddenly, Roldan stops you. "What do you think?" he
- asks.
- > pick up a rock
- You take out your pickaxe and start bashing away at some rocks. Roldan looks
- on with interest. "It's not working!" he exclaims.
- > bash harder
- You continue to smash the rocks until they break into small pieces. Then, you
- throw them all at Roldan. He catches most of them, but one lands on his head.
- It hurts like ****, but he doesn't seem to mind
- > examine the rocks for precious metals
- You keep smashing the rocks until you finally come across something that resembles
- gold. You pick it up and put it in your pocket. You then turn around and run
- off as fast as you can.
- As you're running, you hear a voice calling after you.
- > stop and turn around
- You stop and turn around. A young man stands before you. His face is dirty and
- covered in dirt. He wears rags and looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. He
- holds a stick in his hand and looks very lost.
- > kick his stick
- You kick the young man's stick. He falls down and screams.
- > help him back up and offer his stick back
- You help him back up and give him your stick. He takes it gratefully and thanks
- you. He runs over to you and hugs you. You smile and return the hug. You tell
- him to stay here and wait for you while you go get food from the nearest village
- > kick his stick and get him food
- You kick his stick and get him food. He thanks you and runs off. You go back
- to the village and eat a lot of food. After eating, you feel better and decide
- to rest. When you wake up, you notice that you've gained weight
- > do a training montage about losing weight
- You do a training montage about losing weight. You also make sure to keep up
- your strength training routine. Soon, you lose weight and become more muscular
- than ever.
- After gaining enough confidence, you decide to move on to the next step..
- > grow a giant beard
- You grow a giant beard. You don't know why, but you just want to show everyone
- how much you've changed. You spend hours every day shaving your beard and growing
- it longer. Eventually, you grow it so long that you can barely see your own
- hands in front of your face
- > hide rocks inside the beard
- You hide rocks inside the beard. You keep doing this for months until eventually
- you reach the size of a mountain. People begin to wonder what the **** you're
- hiding. One day, you suddenly remember that you forgot to shave your beard.
- You quickly rush to the bathroom and shave your beard
- > this time, hide a cannon inside the beard as well
- You hide a cannon inside the beard. You hide it in such a way that no one will
- be able to find it. You hide it in the same spot where you hid the cannon. You
- hide it in such a way that nobody will be able to find it
- > go to the market and stealthily start shooting rocks out of the beard cannon
- You sneak to the market and stealthily start shooting rocks out of the beard
- cannon. You manage to shoot several rocks before someone notices. They call
- out to you and you run off. You hide behind a tree and wait for someone to pass
- by. Someone does and you fire the cannon
- > The rock hits my dear brother
- You fire the cannon and hit your brother. He screams and falls to the ground.
- You laugh maniacally and run off. You hide behind a tree and wait for someone
- to pass by. Someone passes by and you fire the cannon again. This time, you
- hit the king. He dies instantly
- > Apologize to the ghost of the king
- You apologize to the ghost of the king. You thank him for saving your life and
- promise to always remember him. You run off and hide for awhile. Finally, you
- decide to go to the nearest village. You go there and ask for food
- > Tell the villages about the time you shot rocks out of your beard
- You tell the villages about the time you shot rocks out of your beard. You explain
- that you were trying to save your brother from being killed by a cannon when
- you ran into the woods. You tell them that the king was actually a ghost and
- that he had saved your life
- > Graciously accept their praise
- You graciously accept their praise. You thank them for saving your life and run
- off. You hide for awhile and eventually, you find a woman who looks exactly
- like your sister. She tells you she wants to marry you. You agree and kiss her.
- You live happily ever after that way
- CONGRATS YOU WIN
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement