Tonberry Terror!

[15:14]*Tonnibi hoists the sword over his head and starts running around with it.[15:16]Premium Heart Tifa: That is a really irresponsible question. Itself, for starters.[15:17]*Gen Rhapsodos walks in to a Tonberry running around with a sword.[15:17]Gen Rhapsodos: ............[15:17]Ramza Ruglia: Even small creatures can be deadly in the right hands.[15:17]*Gen Rhapsodos about faces and walks right back out.[15:18]Ramza Ruglia: And I may have buffed the small creature...[15:19]Gen Rhapsodos: ...[15:20]*Gen Rhapsodos suddenly decides to visit the next continent over.[15:20]Ramza Ruglia: Forgive me, I yawned loudly..[15:20]*Tonnibi begins glowing.[15:20]*Jessie of Avalanche quietly sidles over to Genesis and holds up a battered copy of Loveless and a pen.[15:20]Gen Rhapsodos: ...[15:21]*Gen Rhapsodos blinks.[15:21]Thief Rikku: Just cause he likes it, doesn't mean he wrote it.[15:21]Jessie of Avalanche: I know, everyone in his fanclub knows.[15:22]*Tonnibi gains the Dark Knight job. Now has a doinking buster sword of his own. [15:22]*Angela of Altena watches the Tonberry run around curiously. "Aww, look how cute he is! I want a Tonberry."[15:22]Thief Rikku: So, why not just like... get an autographed photo?[15:22]*Gen Rhapsodos sighs and takes both to scribble his name on the inside cover, then snaps it shut and hands it back to her with a small smile. "And here I thought you were a dying race. Nice to see someone still has some class around here."[15:23]Jessie of Avalanche: Because I'm in the Study Group, not Red Leather.[15:24]Thief Rikku: I mean. I guess.[15:25]Cloudy Wolf: Ugh... Grinding as a Paladin is rough.[15:25]Thief Rikku: Is it, though?[15:25]Thief Rikku: IS IT?[15:26]Ramza Ruglia: Rought it up Cloud, You'll survive.[15:26]*Tonnibi is more evil than ever now. [15:26]Cloudy Wolf: It is when your DPS don't kill the mobs in a dungeon that's full of Status effects.[15:26]*Zachary Fair takes his sword back now that the little guy is a DRK.[15:26]Thief Rikku: That's not grinding. That's dungeon soloing.[15:26]Thief Rikku: That's a different thing.[15:27]Cloudy Wolf: It's level grinding because I was trying to get to lv 50[15:27]Thief Rikku: What game are you playing?[15:27]*Gen Rhapsodos shudders. Still isn't coming back inside.[15:27]Thief Rikku: Paladin is pretty common.[15:27]Cloudy Wolf: FFXIV[15:27]Thief Rikku: Well, it might be worse there, but still.[15:27]Cloudy Wolf: No. The worse was in WoW[15:27]Thief Rikku: Paladins in WoW were fine.[15:27]Thief Rikku: Busted, even.[15:28]Thief Rikku: Plate armor and healing.[15:28]Cloudy Wolf: Or in RO. When people always wanted a Paladin or Lord Knight for boss raids.[15:28]Cloudy Wolf: And then you relaize all the healers are trying to DPS too.[15:28]*Tonnibi has his own now.[15:29]Ramza Ruglia: RO.[15:29]Ramza Ruglia: Sacrifice Pally.[15:30]Cloudy Wolf: Yes. Sacrafice us so we can watch you all die horibly.[15:30]Ramza Ruglia: The only Pally is full def pally.[15:30]Ramza Ruglia: To tank pesky asura strikes.[15:30]*Tonnibi goes to chase Gen with his new evil sword.[15:30]Cloudy Wolf: I was a spear Paladin. Nothing but defense and such.[15:31]*Tonberry doinks Tonnibi.[15:31]*Gen Rhapsodos SHRIEKS.[15:31]Cloudy Wolf: Asura Strikes? If your a monk doing Asura in PvP, you better be good. Otherwise you're to cannon fodder.[15:31]*Tonberry blink blinks.[15:31]*Tonberry turns to face Genesis. Steeeeep.[15:31]*Cloudy Wolf lifts Genesis. Keeps him safe.[15:31]Gen Rhapsodos: ......[15:31]You either mistyped your command, or it doesn't work here.[15:32]Ramza Ruglia: Pretty sure most champs are whales.[15:32]*Tonberry steee-trips.[15:32]Ramza Ruglia: Never seen a champ wih poor items.[15:32]*Gen Rhapsodos clings to Strife's face and glares at both Tons. "Don't you even DARE, you bug eyed little green monster."[15:32]Cloudy Wolf: My brother wasn't. He could 1 shot anyone in RO though. He had two Meganjards.[15:32]*Tonberry blinks.[15:32]*Cloudy Wolf just carries Genesis to a couch so he can rest.[15:33]*Tonberry waddles towards kitchen.[15:33]Ramza Ruglia: My point exactly.[15:33]Ramza Ruglia: Every champ had megs and a mjolnir.[15:33]*Tonnibi waddles closer and tries to reach with his new big sword.[15:34]*Tonberry chop chop chop chop.[15:34]Because connected.[15:35]*Tonberry mostly slices, but that doesn't make a cool sound. :c[15:35]*Gen Rhapsodos scrambles onto Strife's shoulders. "SEPHIROTH!"[15:36]*Tonberry waddles out with a tray of sushi.[15:36]S e p h i r o t h: ...[15:36]S e p h i r o t h is now Online.[15:36]*Tonberry offers Sephiroth sushi.[15:36]*S e p h i r o t h stares at Genesis.[15:36]*S e p h i r o t h ah. Thank you.[15:36]Ramza Ruglia: Does he have a fear of tonberry's?[15:37]*Diana Storm throws stone.[15:37]*Premium Heart Tifa smooches Rikku~[15:37]*Tonberry notes it's a rainbow tuna in rice, with salmon roe.[15:37]*Tonnibi prods Gen's leg.[15:37]*Thief Rikku smoochi smoochi! <3333[15:37]*Gen Rhapsodos is only slightly hyperventilating.[15:37]*S e p h i r o t h is the scariest fuckmothering SOLDIER on the Planet. No he does not.[15:37]Thief Rikku: I think Ramza was asking about Gen, Seph.[15:37]*S e p h i r o t h ooo, roe.[15:37]S e p h i r o t h: Oh, him.[15:37]*Gen Rhapsodos screams.[15:37]S e p h i r o t h: Don't bully my husband-to-be. I need him for the wedding.[15:38]Diana Storm: ramza is blessed[15:38]Ramza Ruglia: Congratulations.[15:38]*Tonnibi suspects Everyones Grudge would do quite a bit of damage to Seph.[15:38]S e p h i r o t h: We still need to set a wedding date.[15:38]*Thief Rikku suspects it wouldn't, interestingly.[15:38]*S e p h i r o t h would it? Who knows.[15:39]*Tonnibi does damage based on kills made, must be quite a few.[15:39]*Tonberry waddles away, offers sushi to Genesis.[15:39]Thief Rikku: Yeah, but at the same time, I feel like Sephiroth would just ignore it.[15:39]*S e p h i r o t h munches on his sushi thoughtfully.[15:39]*Thief Rikku slips into something more comfortable: Tifa's lap.[15:39]Gen Rhapsodos: IF YOU DON'T MAKE THESE THINGS TO GO AWAY THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING![15:40]S e p h i r o t h: What am I supposed to do? Punt them?[15:40]*Tonberry looks sad. Waddles away to find someone else that wants sushi.[15:40]Ramza Ruglia: He hasn't tried to force Alma host an evil angel yet.[15:40]*Jessie of Avalanche waves the Tonberry over![15:40]Ramza Ruglia: So I guess Sephiroth is good.. for now.[15:40]You either mistyped your command, or it doesn't work here.[15:40]*Tonberry looks up! Waddle waddle![15:40]S e p h i r o t h: ...[15:40]*Gen Rhapsodos strangles Strife with his thighs.[15:40]*Tonberry offers Jessie sushi![15:40]S e p h i r o t h: I notice how you said yet.[15:41]S e p h i r o t h: And, for that matter, women are very seldom my preference. [15:41]S e p h i r o t h: ... if ever.[15:41]*Tonnibi waddles over and holds onto Rikku's leg. [15:41]*Thief Rikku blinks. "Hello, small creature."[15:41]*Jessie of Avalanche takes the sushi board, and picks him up to sit him on her workbench, giving him a pat.[15:41]Ramza Ruglia: I heard stories from Cloud about murdering women.[15:41]*Tonnibi remains attached to learn her powers. [15:41]Diana Storm: I desire sushi.[15:41]Ramza Ruglia: I think. Something about a flower girl.[15:42]*Tonberry chirps happily! Looks at her tools. Finds any chisels. Sharpen sharpen. Sharpen sharpen. Sharpen sharpen. Sharp chisels. Has sushi, still. Diana should come get sushi.[15:42]*Jessie of Avalanche will share her sushi with the Time Mage![15:43]*Diana Storm is very happy and will reciprocate with buffs later.[15:44]*Premium Heart Tifa now has a Rikku on her lap! Gives the blonde a squeeze~[15:44]*Gen Rhapsodos glares at Seph from his perch atop Cloud.[15:44]*Tonnibi is glowing again.[15:45]*S e p h i r o t h gazes right back at Genesis. He supposes he can try to shoo the tonberries out.[15:46]*Gen Rhapsodos ...you're too kind.[15:46]*Thief Rikku leans in, and kisses Tifa's neck. Smiles happily.[15:47]*Tonnibi gains the thief job, steals from Sephiroth and waddles off. [15:47]*Tonberry yaaaawns. Sharpens tools, nice and sharp.[15:47]*S e p h i r o t h has nothing worth stealing.[15:47]Thief Rikku: Sephiroth, that's an absolute lie.[15:47]*S e p h i r o t h congratulations, you get pocket lint.[15:47]Diana Storm: No Potion (x1)?[15:48]Thief Rikku: However, you probably have nothing anyone's willing to buy, cause of the fear.[15:48]S e p h i r o t h: What do I have worth stealing? Genesis and Angeal already stole my heart.[15:48]Thief Rikku: HE HAS A GIANT SWORD, PEOPLE.[15:48]Thief Rikku: C'mon. Obvious choice.[15:48]*S e p h i r o t h wry amusement.[15:48]Thief Rikku: Also, probably an ID card.[15:48]Thief Rikku: And Materia, I suspect.[15:48]S e p h i r o t h: Why do you think I would carry around the Masamune when I can just summon and desummon it at will?[15:48]S e p h i r o t h: No. I've no materia anymore. I don't need it.[15:49]Thief Rikku: For the huuuuuge intimidation factor, Seph.[15:49]Ramza Ruglia: Clothes?[15:49]Ramza Ruglia: Belts.[15:49]S e p h i r o t h: Do you want me naked?[15:49]Thief Rikku: Big, thick intimidation.[15:49]Ramza Ruglia: You guys do have a lot of belts.[15:49]Thief Rikku: Technically, each member of SOLDIER only has the one.[15:50]Thief Rikku: It's just a WWE style belt. It's like... a significant portion of the body.[15:50]*S e p h i r o t h has three.[15:50]Thief Rikku: STRAPS ON YOUR SHOULDERS ARE NOT BELTS. >:C[15:50]*S e p h i r o t h one with the SOLDIER emblem and two smaller ones.[15:51]S e p h i r o t h: No, those are suspenders that are for my pants.[15:51]*Tonnibi could try stealing the sword and seeing if he can learn a new job from that.[15:51]Thief Rikku: Not those, the ones that brace the guards.[15:51]Thief Rikku: Though, it's possible I'm misremembering them.[15:52]S e p h i r o t h: ...?[15:52]S e p h i r o t h: I have straps that hold my pauldons in place.[15:52]Thief Rikku: Yes, that's what I'm talking about.[15:52]*S e p h i r o t h has no sword to steal. As he said, he summons and desummons the Masamune at will.[15:52]Diana Storm: what about the sleeve belts?[15:53]Thief Rikku: I just said, those aren't belts. They're straps.[15:53]*Tonnibi attaches to the mage instead, learn magic.[15:54]Ramza Ruglia: Tonberry's learning job skills are very worrying.[15:54]S e p h i r o t h: ... what sleeve belts?[15:55]*Tonnibi will soon have power over time.[15:55]Thief Rikku: The ones that attach to the pauldrons.[15:56]*S e p h i r o t h ... also, doesn't Everyone's Grudge only apply to the amount of monsters that have been killed?[15:56]S e p h i r o t h: No, those are straps. They're not belts. But if you wanted to be technical...[15:56]Thief Rikku: Correct. But, Sephiroth has killed a LOT of monsters.[15:56]Thief Rikku: I said they were straps, I think that's just what they're talking about.[15:56]S e p h i r o t h: Ahhh.[15:56]*The High Summoner settles next to Rikku.[15:57]*S e p h i r o t h shrugs. He was a SOLDIER. That was what the program was used for, after the Wutai campaign.[15:57]*Thief Rikku is with a Tifa AND a Yuna. This is nice.[15:57]*Cloudy Wolf offers Sephiroth a mug of coffee.[15:58]*S e p h i r o t h ah. Thank you. ... did you spite in it.[15:58]The High Summoner: Ooh.[15:58]S e p h i r o t h: spit*[15:58]*Diana Storm casts slow on a pebble and throws it at a friendly.[15:58]*Cloudy Wolf ...doesn't spit in anything.[15:59]Ramza Ruglia: Throw stone is dangerous.[15:59]Ramza Ruglia: It can kill you know.[15:59]*Gen Rhapsodos returns with fresh, hand picked strawberries from Angeal's garden and shares them with Strife because he actually saved him.[15:59]*S e p h i r o t h ... did you pee in it then?[16:00]*Cocova Cova hums as she wanders in.[16:00]*Tonnibi is now a Time Mage, casts haste on himself and resumes chasing Gen. [16:01]Gen Rhapsodos: He just wants you to test it out first before he has any.[16:01]*Galpo waves to Cova.[16:02]*Diana Storm should've given a spiritmaster spell. Oh well.[16:02]*Gen Rhapsodos [b]SCREECHES[b].[16:02]Gen Rhapsodos: Awww....][16:02]*Cloudy Wolf ...didn't do anything to your coffee Sephiroth.[16:03]*Gen Rhapsodos SCREECHES.[16:03]*Gen Rhapsodos runs away whilst trowing strawberries at the creature. [16:04]Ramza Ruglia: He definitely has a fear of tonberries.[16:04]*S e p h i r o t h ... stares after Genesis.[16:04]*Tonnibi turbo waddles. [16:04]*Cloudy Wolf sighs and casts Float on Genesis. There, now it can't get you if you fly high enough.[16:04]S e p h i r o t h: ... he fights one of the most brutal campaigns at my side for five years and he can't handle a Tonberry.[16:04]*Tonnibi casts gravity to get him down again. [16:05]Ramza Ruglia: Cloud, should I use throw stone?[16:06]*Zachary Fair coughs. "Considering I actually did a ton of the work....you're just waaay more marketable."[16:06]*Tonberry doinks Tonnibi.[16:07]Thief Rikku: Zack, I think we both know Sephiroth did a shitload more work. A shiiiitload more work. You came in towards the end, as a rookie.[16:07]*S e p h i r o t h gives Zack a flat stare.[16:07]*Tonnibi counterdoink. Turbo speed.[16:08]S e p h i r o t h: You were in there cleaning up the rebellious parties and remaining insurgents, Zack. When you came in, the campaign was officially over.[16:08]Ramza Ruglia: You were left babysitting Yuffie..[16:10]*Cloudy Wolf casts Slow on both Tonberries.[16:11]*Tonnibi has to go off to sleep now. Turbodoink away! [static.f-list.net][16:12]*Tonberry wasn't doing anything. But is now very... very slow.[16:15]*Gen Rhapsodos hisses.[16:15]The High Summoner: Yuffie needs babysitting.[16:15]The High Summoner: Rikku does too. It's a trend.[16:15]Ramza Ruglia: Doesn't she have one?[16:16]Gen Rhapsodos: Don't you give me that look, you know how I feel about those wretched creatures.[16:16]Ramza Ruglia: The tall broody guys?[16:18]*Besithia sulked, just a tad.[16:18]*Gen Rhapsodos goes off to collect all the strawberries that hadn't been trampled and wash them off.[16:18]*Promptish immediate perk. Strawberries?[16:20]*Gen Rhapsodos not just any strawberries, but the best strawberries. [16:21]*Promptish might just steal a few, if he was allowed![16:22]*Gen Rhapsodos after they're clean. He had to use them as his only line of defense against a Tonberry.[16:22]T i f a_Lockhart is now Away. [Work Must it be so muggy out..][16:24]*Promptish heard about Tonberries! He just... didn't think they were real? He scooooooted on over to Gen to peer around him to peek at these supposedly best strawberries.[16:27]*Gen Rhapsodos shields them with his body until they're clean, then offers him one.[16:28]*Promptish wasn't going to pick at them! Maybe. He might have. He visibly perked and grasped onto it for inspection. The best strawberries, huh? You suuuure?[16:30]*Gen Rhapsodos grins. "Home grown from Angeal's garden. You won't find one better tasting than his."[16:30]*Promptish mildly stiffened at his name and offered it back.