Regeni: Keep them from fucking up.

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NM: just fr0m l∞king at y0u i w∞ldn't have g∞ssed y∞'d have the p∞ce aspect.
KP: oh hi there new person thank you for that mysterious snark
NM: that's my j0b.
KP: though i am a bit too busy trying not to drown in dog to snark back
KP: if you have not noticed :I
NM: be as mysteri∞s and snarky as p0ssible
KP: yeah well mr mysterious and snarky
NM: if i didn't c0ntact y0u at in0pp0rtune m0ments, i w∞ldn't be as mysteri∞s, w∞ld i?
KP: no not really it doesnt make you mysterious it makes you rather annoying tbh
NM: what d0 y0u think the snarkiness is intended t0 d0?
KP: are you like on some mission to annoy the shit outta me or something
NM: sure, why n0t.
KP: wow okay here let me tell you some stellar advice then to help you on your quest
KP: beat it
KP: because i got my hands full of dog right now and i do not want to deal with you atm
NM: it's n0t like this is urgent 0r anything.
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NM: why were y0u c0vered in d0gs, precisely?
KP: oh wow youre back
KP: its because theyre stupid dogs and they dont know anything about personal space :I
NM: anyway, ign0ring the d0gs f0r the time b∞ng.
NM: eU is fucking up y∞r sess∞n.
KP: um what
KP: so you know mark as well
KP: okay guys a little wonky sometimes
KP: but i dont think hes screwing up that bad
NM: his r0le is similar t0 mine, s0 i kn0w exactly h0w much he can fuck shit up.
NM: and right n0w, that meter is at the t0p.
KP: okay mysterious yellowguy do tell me exactly how hes fucking up :I
NM: he can hear d∞med vers∞ns 0f y0u.
NM: he's supp0sed t0 use that t0 get y0u all 0n the right track.
NM: he's kind 0f ign0ring them all.
KP: oh
KP: i guess i can see how thats a problem
NM: and c0nsidering that he has n0 cl∞ i exist, a warning fr0m me pr0bably w∞ldn't w0rk.
KP: what why cant you just drop in on him all mysterious and snarky like you did with me
KP: that should work right
NM: if he d∞sn't listen t0 y0u, 0r at l∞st s0rt 0f y0u, then he isn't g∞ng t0 listen t0 me.
KP: hmm well i dont know you at all
KP: how can i trust you here
NM: what w∞ld y0u n∞d in 0rder t0 be able t0 trust me?
KP: shit i dont know just some help or something with these dumb dogs :I
NM: they're there t0 help y0u.
NM: c0ns0rts get ann0ying.
NM: it's part 0f the package.
KP: uuuugh why couldnt i get quieter consorts
NM: bec∞se the game decided y0u get d0gs.
KP: thank you very much mr ∞
NM: yes bec∞se i kn0w everything ab∞t h0w the game w0rks.
KP: :I really
NM: 0f c∞rse i d0, why w∞ld there be any kn0wledge in existence that has n0t s0meh0w f∞nd its way int0 my thinkpan.
KP: way to sound humble there
KP: well if you know the game so well tell me whats gotten these furballs so worked up
NM: i'd g∞ss y∞r denizen's wrecking th∞r shit 0r s0mething.
KP: what
KP: ... i guess that explains that glow i saw earlier
NM: pr0bably.
KP: fuck okay you know what im going to go after it then
KP: thatd probably get these dogs off my tail
NM: c0nsidering that y∞r denizen is pretty much the b0ss enemy 0f y∞r planet, that might n0t be such a g∞d id∞.
KP: well as much as i hate these dogs im not going to let some stupid boss stomp all over their shit :I
NM: i barely killed my denizen and i was m0st 0f the way up my echeladder. c0nsidering that y∞'re right at the b0tt0m, y∞'re d∞d m∞t.
NM: just f∞r warning.
KP: uugh
KP: fine maybe youre right on that
KP: dont you have any special denizen-slaying tips since you sound like an expert on this game :I
NM: it r∞lly depends 0n what y∞r denizen is like.
NM: mine was pretty much an assh0le wh0 wanted t0 destr0y the sess∞n.
NM: an0ther 0ne was pretty understanding, fr0m what i've b∞n t0ld.
KP: hmm so these bosses are pretty diverse in attitude
KP: well judging by the fact that shes knocking over trees and setting everything on fire for the hell of it
KP: at least from what i can see here
KP: shes a dick
NM: i g∞ss y0u c∞ld try r∞s0ning with her, if y0u wanted.
KP: didnt you just tell me not to approach her a minute ago?
NM: i warned y0u n0t t0 fight her.
NM: depending 0n whether she's willing t0 talk p∞cefully, that might be a different st0ry.
KP: right i think ill try doing that when im higher leveled
KP: just in case she tries to eat me or something
NM: pr0bably a g∞d plan.
KP: yup
KP: its grinding time i guess
NM: have fun with that.
KP: ill think about what you said about mark :I
NM: h0pe y0u didn't ch∞se a stupid specibus.
KP: heh are you kidding me dude?
KP: i got the damn best specibus a girl could have
NM: g∞d f0r y0u.
KP: eeyup :3c
KP: later yellowdude
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