Just the Crapshot Script Concepts.

Concept #1: "Are you looking for a specific grave?" "Oh, I'm just browsing." Turning Graveyards into stores or introducing a world to a man who thinks graveyards are stores.

Concept #2: "I've just sold this house!" Turning Real Estate ads into a serial killer message, as a rogue Realtor sells houses shortly after sending advertisements to them. Police efforts to stop them have not been successful.