>Friends Anon and Mous were dropped into RGRE. Or RGREqG. Whatever.
>Both share a taste in smart girls. One fell for Moondancer, and the other for Twilight.
>Realizing their unique positions as OGR males and the general attitude of RGR males, they endeavor to treat their mares/girls well.
>Maybe too well.
>A rivalry forms for "who is best bf" that sometimes goes over board.
>Both Twi and Moonie can only half-heartedly urge them to calm down, but they have none of it.

>Both suck at rgr guy things at first. Then the rivalry forces them to improve.
>Eventually both can cook like high class chefs, make a pigsty house spotless in minutes, calm fussy foals in hardly a minute, can name unicorn erogenous zones in different orders and categorizations, can give perfect backrub, belly rubs, and horn polishings every time, and countless other things.
>Moondancer knew she could never make kitchen jokes again after her human made her a mathematiclly perfect sandwich.
>Attempts from watching mares to get their own stallions to find their own rivals all fail spectacularly.