The Lamentations of Hulk

This is just a silly little greentext I did for the first run of The Lamentations of Suri Polomare by Schwartz.

 >as you sit there on the street, you feel a tear roll down your cheek.
>you start to think, where did you go wrong?
>as your mind works through its problems, you start to feel your sadness replaced with anger.
>this shouldn't have happened to you.
>you were only trying to help them.
>soon, you feel your anger turn to rage.
>This is all there fault!
>Those damn princesses!
>If it wasn't for them, everything would be good with you and Suri.
>as your rage builds, a sharp pain shoots thru your body.
>you fall forward onto your hands and knees.
>the pain is only getting stronger.
>as it builds, you feel your body start to change, to grow.
>you can feel your muscles getting bigger, stronger.
>you look at your hands and notice a strange shade of green is starting to replace you normal skin tone.
>your body just continues to grow, ripping thru your clothes, except your pants. Pants never rip.
>all the while this is going on, there is a lone drunkard pony walking by.
>he sees you on the ground, writhing in pain.
>he approaches you
"Are you *hic* Are y-you ok, son?"
>as soon as you hear his voice, everything stops.
>no pain, no growing, nothing.
>nothing but rage.
>you turn towards the drunkard, and his face starts to shift from concern to fear.
>as you look at him, nothing goes thru your head. No thoughts. No emotions. Only one thing comes into your mind.
>you let out the loudest, deepest roar your body can muster.
>it's a satisfying feeling to watch as all the alcohol is simultaneously expelled from every pore on his body.
>...
>along with the contents of his bowels and bladder.
>he turns and runs away, crying as he leaves a trail of excrement behind.
>you smile internally at the sight before you.
>as you start to stand up, you here someone yell at you.
"Hey you there!"
>you turn to the new sound.
>its two of Lunas night guards.
"We saw what you did to that pony!"
"In the name of Princess Luna, stand down now, or face the consequences!"
>the mere mention of her name sets your rage levels at maximum.
>you let out a growl as you lunge at the two guards.
>neither of them have time to react before you have both their heads in your hands.
>they don't even have time to scream before the sheer strength of your grip crushes their skulls, killing them instantly.
>you stand up straight, the two limp bodies of the guards still dangling in you hands.
>the sounds of hoofsteps catch your attention.
>you turn to see two more guards running up to you.
>they stop about five yards from you, faces filled with a mix fear and anger.
"Sweet Luna. What have you done."
>the other one gets into a fighting stance.
"You'll pay for their deaths, MONSTER!"
>they both charge at you.
>you only grunt and like some twisted conkledurr, you use the two dead ponies in your hands to knock them away.
>as the two live guards lay on the ground, you drop the dead ones and look towards the mountain.
>and there, in all its glory, sits the Canterlot Castle.
>and it's there that you'll find them.
> you let out one last roar before you jump with incredible strength towards the castle.
>its inhabitants unaware of what comes for them.
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>the sun starts to rise in the morning sky.
>its warming rays leaking into the broken throne room.
>at the back lies the bloodied lifeless body of Princess Celestia, slumped over her throne.
>Princess Luna, battered and beaten as she is, is still clinging to life, as she is slowly crushed by the relenting force of your foot.
>with pleading eyes she looks up at you.
"Please anonymous, we beg you. Let us live."
>you push down just a tad harder.
"Please. We... I am sorry. I didn't mean for this to happen."
>you just stare down at her, as tears well up in her eyes.
"Anon, please. I love you. Don't do this."
>the pressure of your foot lightens a little at those words.
"I will help you. We can get through this together."
>you start to feel a certain calmness course thru your body as she talks.
"We'll get you help, then we can work together to help find Sunset."
>the moment you hear Shimmers name, you remember her tricking you and running away, the talk with Suri in the diner. The breakup right after.
>the breakup.
>Suri.
>...
>the calmness that started to show itself within you disappears and is replaced with an all to familiar rage.
>you bare your teeth and start growling at Luna, while putting more pressure onto her small frame.
"ANON! NO!"
>you continue to push down on her.
"Pl-please, no. Anon. I lo-love yo-"
>the next thing you hear is the sickining crunch of her bones as you finally succeed in crushing her.
>you let out a triumphant roar that can be heard thru all of Canterlot
>your about to turn when a purple beam of magic strikes your shoulder from behind.
>you look for this new source of resistance.
>there, at the broken doorway, stands Twilight and the rest of the girls.
>they all have a look of fear and disgust at the carnage in the room.
>Twilight is the first to speak up.
"Anon. What have you done?"
>the others just keep staring.
"Oh no. Princess Celestia. And Princess Luna."
>you look down at the dead princess at your feet.
>Twilight looks as if she is about to cry, but takes in a deep breath and releases it.
>she then dons a look of determination.
"Anon. For your acts tonight. I, Princess Twilight, herby deem you to dangerous to live any longer. You will now be destroyed for the proctection and well-being of Equestria."
>she spreads out her wings and starts charging her horn.
>you just stand there and stare.
>the other five girls stare back in shock.
>all you do then is smirk.
>you let out another roar as you lunge towards them, beginning the final struggle for Equestria.

Directed by m. night shyamalan