Magical Burst: Session 14.5 OVA: Testgun

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Friday, February 14, 2014
9:34 PM - The Dicelord entered chat.
9:34 PM - Smas entered chat.
9:34 PM - Smas: Oh, what is this?
9:35 PM - The Dicelord: Dan's back from school
9:35 PM - Smas: Doing MB right?
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: what
9:35 PM - The Dicelord: Mekton you sod
9:35 PM - The Dicelord: :V
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: friday is always mekton
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: except for the time ryan was sick and unable to gm
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: in which place we played m
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: b
9:35 PM - The Dicelord: Yeah
9:35 PM - Smas: I thought that's what you said ok I totally thought you mentioned that there was a change in plans with yeah ok
9:35 PM - Contract Renewal: that was a one time thing how do you even
9:35 PM - Smas: bluh
9:37 PM - ? ??????: Hint hint for whats happening tonight btw :V
9:37 PM - Smas: brb translating russian to english
9:38 PM - Smas: How cryptic
9:38 PM - Smas: and slightly forboding
9:38 PM - Contract Renewal: say the translation here
9:38 PM - ? ??????: >:3
9:38 PM - Contract Renewal: save me the google translate
9:38 PM - Smas: "I Machine"
9:39 PM - Contract Renewal: fun
9:39 PM - Smas: inb4 I get subjuggulated into O-Type/Aoi Ken crossover
9:39 PM - Contract Renewal: are you forgetting we're combined
9:40 PM - ? ??????: He said Aoi Ken
9:40 PM - ? ??????: (BLUE FIST)
9:40 PM - Contract Renewal: right
9:40 PM - Smas: (and who says you need to be subjugulated :v)
9:41 PM - Contract Renewal: Data's friend, as he told me earlier today, is now up to log 4 on magical burst
9:41 PM - Contract Renewal: that's when shit really starts to not be so happy funtimes
9:41 PM - ? ??????: Christ she is hooked :V
9:41 PM - ? ??????: Also, Saratoya
9:41 PM - Contract Renewal: I want to see her depiction of the mall scene with Ally and the rabbits
9:41 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: I do too
9:44 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: Waiting on Data-meister and his chump-ass?
9:44 PM - ? ??????: Yup
9:44 PM - ? ??????: Considering he's bolted to the O-Type, start without him? :V
9:45 PM - Contract Renewal: iirc he was just about free
9:45 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: He was, indeed
9:45 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: perhaps give him until 10:05?
9:45 PM - ? ??????: Fuck it, he's not here :V
9:45 PM - ? ??????: Fine
9:45 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: that should be 9:05 to you Ryan
9:45 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: I think
9:45 PM - ? ??????: I know time genius
9:46 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: just making sure :c
9:46 PM - ? ??????: :V
9:46 PM - ? ??????: I think data's friend is making me legitimately like Saratoya
9:47 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: I don't think Data wants it though :u
9:47 PM - ? ??????: 50% consent achieved
9:47 PM - ? ??????: Rounded up
9:47 PM - ? ??????: That makes a ship
9:47 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: I suppose :P
9:48 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: Also Ryan, did you give any thought to that idea I kept pesturing you about but you never replied to? I'm sure you know the one.
9:49 PM - ? ??????: ?
9:49 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: The possibility of constructing an AI, which I found out how to do by scouring the player book a few days back :u
9:50 PM - ? ??????: Ah
9:50 PM - ? ??????: Maybe
9:50 PM - ? ??????: :V
9:50 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: Well, I'll tell you about it later if you are interested
9:50 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: I do have a plan on how to do it, it's not like I'll just pull an AI out of my ass
9:52 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
9:52 PM - MeltingData: yo
9:53 PM - ? ??????: Name change and let's get started bitch
9:53 PM - MeltingData: poppin in to say nah don't feel like it
9:53 PM - MeltingData: toodles niggas~
9:53 PM - MeltingData left chat.
9:53 PM - ? ??????: Nigga say what
9:53 PM - Contract Renewal: wtf
9:53 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem: What a conk-suck
9:53 PM - ? ??????: RIGHT
9:54 PM - ? ??????: I HAVE TWO IDEAS
9:54 PM - Contract Renewal: can we really play with two people
9:54 PM - ? ??????: Here's the thing
9:55 PM - ? ??????: Both are tests
9:55 PM - ? ??????: Either some Mekton stuff
9:55 PM - ? ??????: OR
9:55 PM - ? ??????: Test the new MB concepts (Magic guns) I'm working on
9:55 PM - Contract Renewal: would that involve me GMing MB?
9:55 PM - ? ??????: Nope
9:55 PM - Contract Renewal: yay no effort
9:56 PM - ? ??????: You have the honor of borrowing Satoya if you want :V
9:56 PM - Contract Renewal: oh boy
9:56 PM - Contract Renewal: I get to make terrible cat puns
9:56 PM - Contract Renewal: and kiss sarah without her consent
9:57 PM - ? ??????: OH I FORGOT
9:57 PM - ? ??????: I STATTED THE PUNT GUN
9:57 PM - Contract Renewal: oh god
9:57 PM - ? ??????: ALSO
9:57 PM - ? ??????: WHATS A PUNT GUN?
9:57 PM - ? ??????: THIS IS
9:57 PM - ? ??????: http://i.imgur.com/KxRcrpO.jpg
9:57 PM - Contract Renewal: the name made me think boomstick
9:57 PM - ? ??????: A GUN MEANT FOR HUNTING DUCKS
9:58 PM - ? ??????: FLOCKS
9:58 PM - ? ??????: OF DUCKS
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: but oh
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: that's
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: kinda better
9:58 PM - Contract Renewal: now let's dual weild them
10:00 PM - Hemway, We may have a problem has changed their name to Extremely Responsible Individual.
10:06 PM - ? ??????: So
10:06 PM - ? ??????: Smas, Dan
10:06 PM - ? ??????: MB guns time?
10:06 PM - Contract Renewal: sure
10:07 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Sure why not, not sure what you are exactly testing for though :u
10:07 PM - Contract Renewal has changed their name to Shitty Cat Pun.
10:07 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I hope you know I'd going to probably murder Satoya's character
10:07 PM - ? ??????: :V
10:08 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: because I'm not diagnosed psycho enough to handle her
10:08 PM - ? ??????: Roight, noncanon time (probably)
10:09 PM - ? ??????: Satoya had decided to accompany her furriend home from school, walking with Eri, murming about the day, the passed an alley in the city, hearing a gunshot and a scream, they stop dead in their tracks
10:10 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Eri checks to make sure no one is watching, and goes invisible.
10:10 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: "This sounds like it could be a purroblem."
10:10 PM - ? ??????: http://rolz.org/group
10:10 PM - ? ??????: Group is meguca
10:11 PM - ? ??????: ((Dan, you normally make Smas roll to do that?))
10:11 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: well since it isn't really a combat situation at the moment I'd let it slide
10:11 PM - ? ??????: Roight
10:12 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (I have to start rolling to stay in cloak though, once we get into battle)
10:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: since he'd just keep trying until she nails it anyway, save a thousand rolls
10:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ay
10:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: e
10:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: roll every turn of combat to stay
10:12 PM - ? ??????: Slipping away from the sight of all around, Eri stands completely invisible at the mouth of the alley
10:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I pussyfoot my way over
10:13 PM - ? ??????: The worlds least stealthy cat, and the invisible woman wander down the alley, the sight at the end of it is quite grim.
10:14 PM - ? ??????: A girl sits, slumped over, shotgun pointing up at her chin, blood and bits of gore splattered against the wall, a reasonable person would assume she's dead
10:14 PM - ? ??????: Except for the fact that she's bawling her eyes out
10:14 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I don't trust corpses
10:14 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I poke it with a stick
10:15 PM - ? ??????: You grab a stick from the ground and poke the crying girl.
10:15 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I deal with undead on a regular basis so I'm a professional
10:15 PM - ? ??????: She looks up just intime for you to see her eyes begin to change color from a normal brown to an outstanding silver.
10:15 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Eri remains quietly concerned over these shenanigans.
10:15 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: "Ooo, that's nyaat normal."
10:16 PM - ? ??????: Confused, she blinked a few times before standing. Her normal clothes beginning to peel away and turn into ash as you can see another outfit beneath. "I-Is this the end? Or is this after all that?"
10:17 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I toss the stick dramatically behind me, totally not hoping it thunks against Eri and ruins her cloak
10:17 PM - ? ??????: It bounces off her head, being too little of an impact, it does nothing but plink off
10:18 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: "As a purrfessional nekomancer, I can confirm that you are nyaat dead!"
10:18 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: oo triplepun extra credit pls
10:19 PM - ? ??????: "N-Not dead? NOT DEAD!" Her jaw dropped as the gun began to change, the barrel growing with considerable speed, poking Satoya in the gut and pushing her back across the alley.
10:19 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: "Is that gun in your pocket? Or are you just very happy to not be dead?"
10:20 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Eri just remains quiet, slightly aggravated by Sato's stick throwing, but vigilant to see what the new girl is going to do next.
10:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: Completely ignoring gun safety protocols, I close one eye and peer down the barrel for anything suspurricious
10:21 PM - ? ??????: Standing a few feet away now, a match appeared in the air, confused, she took it, and put it to the slow match of the gun.
10:22 PM - ? ??????: Initative time~
10:23 PM - ? ??????: Choose youre attack defense support roll physical you know the drill
10:23 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 13 on initative
10:23 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
10:23 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: welcome back faggot
10:24 PM - MeltingData: hayyy~
10:24 PM - ? ??????: We're testing MB guns
10:24 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (do I roll additional dies on a crit for initiative?)
10:24 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: no
10:24 PM - ? ??????: Its not a magical challenge, so no
10:24 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: it's a physical roll
10:24 PM - MeltingData: i'm drinking coffee
10:24 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: kk
10:24 PM - MeltingData: and magical burst guns what
10:24 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 17 then
10:24 PM - MeltingData: the fuck are you guys talking about
10:24 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (it's a test dawg of course you havent heard of it)
10:24 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: Magic - Support: 6
Heart - Defense: 7
Fury - Attack: 5
10:24 PM - ? ??????: Guns with magical properties
10:25 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Magic - Support 8
10:25 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Heart - Defense 6
10:25 PM - MeltingData: are these going to be a thing
10:25 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Fury - Defense 6
10:25 PM - MeltingData: because if so thats dumb as fuck lol
10:25 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: woops, Attack on that last one
10:25 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: wow a pleb and shit taste
10:25 PM - ? ??????: And who didnt want to play Mekton :V
10:25 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: only redeeming factor is love of homura
10:26 PM - MeltingData: yeah this is dumb as hell dude
10:26 PM - ? ??????: Anyways new girl rollin
10:26 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I don't even
10:26 PM - MeltingData: this doesnt even fit with anything at all
10:27 PM - ? ??????: 16 Iniative
10:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you don't know WHY the guns are magic
10:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: shitlord
10:27 PM - ? ??????: Exactly :V
10:27 PM - MeltingData: goddamn i leave for 5 hours and you do stupid shit like this
10:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and nobody said it was just guns
10:27 PM - MeltingData: never ever falling asleep again i swear to fucking god
10:27 PM - MeltingData: m8
10:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: good
10:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: serves you right
10:27 PM - MeltingData: the very idea of magical weapons which are probably just made out of bullshitium
10:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: cheeky cunt m8 sware
10:27 PM - MeltingData: is dumb as hell
10:28 PM - MeltingData: like a sword or some shit
10:28 PM - MeltingData: yeah thats cool
10:28 PM - MeltingData: a bullet? radical, keep it comin
10:28 PM - MeltingData: gun?
10:28 PM - MeltingData: alright now you're just being silly nigga
10:29 PM - ? ??????: No, they're weapons that have claimed lives, magical abilities come from the souls claimed by it, inorder to keep the weapon from falling apart/losing its power, it needs to kill something at least 1 in a period of time
10:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: guns in FO3 and NV are literally reskinned spells from Oblivion
10:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: checkm8 athetits
10:29 PM - MeltingData: ok
10:29 PM - MeltingData: who came up with this
10:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ryan obviously :v
10:29 PM - MeltingData: tell me the blithering goddamn idiot who thought up this fanfiction tier of bullshit
10:30 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: and I gave supportive criticism
10:30 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: guys, I think Data's cranky
10:30 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: someone give him his baba and burp the babe
10:30 PM - MeltingData: this is like
10:30 PM - ? ??????: Okay, fine, if it's dumb I'll delete the .txt rules for it, since apparently this is bullshit?
10:30 PM - MeltingData: what
10:30 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: poor thing must have gas
10:30 PM - MeltingData: like what even
10:30 PM - ? ??????: You know, I wonder why we're testing instead of playing mekton
10:30 PM - ? ??????: Oh wait
10:30 PM - ? ??????: Data
10:31 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: #rekt
10:31 PM - MeltingData: yeah i fell asleep
10:31 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: just show up 20 minutes after you piss off and suddenly start getting butthurt
10:31 PM - MeltingData: couldnt sleep again
10:32 PM - MeltingData: i made coffee instead
10:32 PM - MeltingData: anyway so the idea is actually pretty fuckin cool, but not for magical burst
10:32 PM - MeltingData: it doesnt really fit, imo
10:32 PM - MeltingData: seems more like something for a game like d&d
10:32 PM - ? ??????: DND does not need magical guns
10:32 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I dunno, I think it does
10:32 PM - MeltingData: not guns, nerd
10:33 PM - ? ??????: That and magical/enchanted weapons are already a thing
10:33 PM - MeltingData: i mean soulbound weapons that have to kill to continue functioning
10:33 PM - MeltingData: like thats really dnd to me
10:33 PM - MeltingData: hrm
10:33 PM - ? ??????: Well, you aren't a GM, so, to quote the GM's most sacred rule
10:33 PM - MeltingData: lemme think more on this
10:33 PM - ? ??????: #0
10:33 PM - ? ??????: Players disagree? WHO GIVES A SHIT
10:33 PM - ? ??????: 0u0
10:34 PM - MeltingData: yeah
10:34 PM - MeltingData: m8 i even tell you to enforce that rule lol
10:34 PM - MeltingData: remember the time you took half an hour up arguing with appy about a combat turn in MB?
10:34 PM - MeltingData: anyway, continue with your test
10:35 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: because you didn't want like 6 damage
10:35 PM - MeltingData: whats special about these things
10:35 PM - ? ??????: Well, right now they're going up against a suicidal bitch with a punt gun
10:35 PM - MeltingData: so are these things that magical girls end up getting commonly
10:35 PM - MeltingData: because i feel like they'd be rare as fuq
10:35 PM - ? ??????: They are
10:35 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: wait she has a punt gun
10:35 PM - ? ??????: Also, are you up to actually play?
10:35 PM - MeltingData: aight that makes more sense then
10:35 PM - MeltingData: mekton?
10:36 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: how the fuck did she point that thing at herself
10:36 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (it transformed from a shotgun to that)
10:36 PM - MeltingData: also lol @ punt gun holy shit
10:36 PM - MeltingData: thats badass
10:36 PM - ? ??????: ((Nigga the gun transformed, normally they're small normal weapons, when they're used on the owner, they change drastically))
10:42 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual disconnected.
10:42 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual entered chat.
10:43 PM - ? ??????: Okay
10:43 PM - ? ??????: We doing the test still?
10:43 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I am
10:43 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: hi
10:44 PM - ? ??????: Roight
10:44 PM - ? ??????: 16 was this girls Initative, you two?
10:44 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: dunno maybe
10:44 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 17
10:45 PM - ? ??????: I MEANT WHAT DID YOU ROLL DIPSHITICUS
10:45 PM - MeltingData: (( appy you are such a pos lol))
10:46 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 13
10:46 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I'm getting into Ryan's character
10:46 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ie not paying attention at all
10:46 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: c:
10:47 PM - ? ??????: :I
10:47 PM - ? ??????: Right, Smas, you go first
10:47 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: ok, rolling to see if still cloaked
10:48 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: hyper cloak activate, I think I have to roll invon oc on that
10:48 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: dunno, I think you only OC on the roll to turn it on
10:48 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: maybe not checks
10:48 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: so invisible I cease to exist
10:48 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: but I want to take that back because of the double oc
10:49 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: well, it's a magical check, so make of it what you will I suppose
10:49 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: but it's just a check
10:50 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: it says I have to reroll each round to stay invisible so idk
10:50 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: yeah, I agree with data though, that feels awkward
10:51 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: since i already have to make checks against their finesse if they want to spot me
10:51 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ffs as gm and creator of that move, you only overcharge on the original roll, the following rolls to continue staying invisible are not actual rolls that can gain oc but checks to see if you're still invisible
10:51 PM - MeltingData: lol
10:51 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: kk
10:52 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Welp, I do my buff this turn, and move to the side of new girl.
10:52 PM - ? ??????: Roight
10:52 PM - ? ??????: That it?
10:52 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: yeah
10:53 PM - ? ??????: Dan
10:53 PM - ? ??????: You stand infront of a loaded gun
10:55 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: creating purrtecting shield from the ground below the barrel so it pushes it out of my magnificent when controlled by me catgirl face
10:55 PM - ? ??????: Roll support :V
10:55 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual disconnected.
10:56 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 15, and oopsies, an OC
10:56 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 20
10:56 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: :3
10:56 PM - MeltingData: (( love this system ))
10:56 PM - MeltingData: (( accidentally vaporizing legbones ))
10:56 PM - ? ??????: The shield rises out of the ground, the bones push the barrel into the sky and out of your face
10:56 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual entered chat.
10:56 PM - MeltingData: (( swear 2 god these dice just dont do what i want them to do ))
10:57 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and now there's a wall between me and her :3
10:57 PM - ? ??????: One more action right?
10:58 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: not that I know of, since that was my attack move for the turn
10:58 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: unless I feel like moving, which I don't
10:58 PM - ? ??????: Right
10:58 PM - ? ??????: He turn
10:58 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: there's just movement if applied and the attack, it isn't like Mekton
10:58 PM - ? ??????: Her*
10:58 PM - ? ??????: Also I know, Im so used to it now :V
10:59 PM - ? ??????: Raising the massive barrel up, she brought it down in an attempt to crush the shield
10:59 PM - ? ??????: OCd one
10:59 PM - ? ??????: 18
10:59 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:00 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you're supposed to make Burst attack rolls public
11:00 PM - ? ??????: What room are you guys in, the normal one?
11:00 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you literally told us to join a room
11:00 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: meguca
11:00 PM - ? ??????: Hmm
11:01 PM - ? ??????: I just rolled in there
11:01 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:01 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you must have spelled it wrong
11:01 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: are you seeing our rolls?
11:01 PM - ? ??????: WAIT
11:01 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: cause me and smas are in here
11:01 PM - ? ??????: I JOINED A ROOM NAMED DWARFY77 WITH THE NAME MEGUCA
11:01 PM - ? ??????: I AM A FUCKING MORON
11:01 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 11/10
11:01 PM - MeltingData: ahaha you dumb piece of shit lol
11:02 PM - ? ??????: Shh
11:02 PM - ? ??????: Okay, rerolled attack
11:02 PM - ? ??????: OCd one die
11:02 PM - ? ??????: 20
11:03 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so the same thing applies :v
11:03 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:03 PM - ? ??????: Bypasses the shield
11:03 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: rip shield
11:03 PM - MeltingData: (( rip and tear ))
11:03 PM - ? ??????: 6 damage
11:03 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and that's her attack, shield's borked
11:03 PM - ? ??????: The shield crumbled, Satoya standing behind the remains of it, is smacked by the barrel
11:04 PM - ? ??????: Well, they're in the same space, Satoya and the shield, arent they"
11:04 PM - ? ??????: ?
11:04 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I assumed the shield would just absorb the blow and that'd be that
11:04 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you never really used it in our game
11:04 PM - ? ??????: Yeah
11:04 PM - ? ??????: Alright
11:05 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: not like I care if this Sato dies so bullshiting self-preservation isn't in my interest :v
11:05 PM - MeltingData: what a thug
11:06 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so that makes it Eri's turn again
11:06 PM - ? ??????: The shield blows to pieces, and the barrel is lowered again
11:06 PM - ? ??????: Yes
11:06 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: also I don't think we ever mentioned this, but the invisiblity gives you +8 to finesse for hiding purposes
11:06 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: ok rolling invis
11:06 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: oh sweet didn't know
11:07 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 19 for staying invis yis
11:07 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: +1 for each raise above the TN14 during the original roll
11:07 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Ok, can I attempt to disarm new girl?
11:07 PM - ? ??????: Yup, but you need to roll insanely high to wrestle a punt gun from her :V
11:08 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: if only stronk murrican was here to wrestle bookshelves
11:08 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: No need to wrestle when I can just smash her arm in a sneak attack :u
11:09 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and he gets +2 for staying hidden from the start
11:09 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: to the attack
11:09 PM - MeltingData: i could probably rek her shit if i got in close :v
11:09 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and +1 for his swordbuff
11:09 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: well, rolling to attack her shit in
11:10 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: oc oc oc
11:10 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: "I'd like to have a word with you." Eri states, swinging at new girl's arm.
11:10 PM - ? ??????: (If they drop the weapon, they lose the transformation)
11:10 PM - ? ??????: (Whoops)
11:10 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so, disarming is an entirely viable method
11:11 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: also, activating full drive
11:11 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: for extra shits and giggles
11:11 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 17 base
11:11 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: going to oc 3 times
11:12 PM - ? ??????: Chrost
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: wooooooo
11:12 PM - MeltingData: (( >only 3 ))
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: oc again
11:12 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: one more involuntary
11:12 PM - MeltingData: ((this fuckin guy))
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: my god
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: he REKT HER SHIT
11:12 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 36 all together
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 40
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: oh yeah 36
11:12 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: that 4 was a reroll
11:13 PM - MeltingData: at a certain point it stops being a number and start being "enough"
11:13 PM - ? ??????: Thats to disarm?
11:13 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: that was just an attack :v (at her arm that is)
11:14 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: so yeah, if that disarms her than woo
11:14 PM - ? ??????: Her arm withdrawls at the blow, she lets out a cry in pain, barely holding the gun in one hand.
11:14 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: magic gun disabled session over game over go home
11:14 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: aw
11:15 PM - ? ??????: Satoya time
11:15 PM - MeltingData: fire the puntgun one handed
11:15 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (also 8 resolve damage woo-ie)
11:15 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:15 PM - MeltingData: sacrifice common sense for mad gains
11:15 PM - ? ??????: Oh also
11:15 PM - ? ??????: I dont know if I said this
11:15 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: speaking of resolve, he needs to roll damage
11:15 PM - ? ??????: With weapons
11:15 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: o
11:15 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: wow nvm I'm distracted
11:15 PM - ? ??????: You dont untransform at 0 resolve, you untransform when you drop the weapon
11:16 PM - ? ??????: The lower it goes, the more damage to non-magical you
11:16 PM - ? ??????: Leading to death when you get to -whatever your max resolve is
11:16 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I think I'll just cut a bitch with bonesword
11:17 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: lolfuckthat ocing
11:17 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so, 20
11:17 PM - ? ??????: Hit
11:17 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: yiss
11:18 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 8 damage
11:18 PM - ? ??????: Christ you are fucking her up :V
11:18 PM - ? ??????: Taking another hit, she stepped back a bit, barely holding on to the gun
11:19 PM - ? ??????: Taking aim, she raised the massive barrel to Satoya's head
11:19 PM - ? ??????: (I used the punt gun because the stats are fuuuun~)
11:19 PM - ? ??????: (Including its fury)
11:19 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: "Uh-nyoo"
11:19 PM - MeltingData: (( #blownthefuckout
11:19 PM - MeltingData: ))
11:19 PM - ? ??????: 19
11:19 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: rollin defense
11:20 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ouch
11:20 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: fuckit taking the hit
11:20 PM - ? ??????: 16 damage
11:20 PM - ? ??????: PUNT GUN BITCH
11:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: christ op nerf
11:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: can I stick my finder in the barrel and have it backfire on her when she shoots it like a cartoon
11:21 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: finger
11:21 PM - ? ??????: No
11:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: aw
11:21 PM - ? ??????: Your hand will just explode
11:21 PM - ? ??????: A lot
11:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: no fun
11:21 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: :c
11:22 PM - ? ??????: Smas's turn
11:23 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: "I WARNED YOU!" Eri moves in to finish the job, going for Finishing Attack her shit in.
11:24 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: no no you should totally hold
11:24 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so we can finisher her together
11:24 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: fine, I'll hold so that I can have Catgirl assist in fucking her shit up.
11:24 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: awye
11:25 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: now let's finisher her together
11:25 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: "Nyow you've made me angry!"
11:25 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: >Grand barrage
11:25 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: INCOMING CATWAVE
11:25 PM - ? ??????: APOCALYPSE MEOW
11:25 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (And I'll ride those cats to freedom and justice)
11:26 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 3 voluntary, 2 involuntary
11:26 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: actually I think I can roll one more oc
11:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: rolled 1, first oc, rolled 6, second oc, rolled 6, invol, rolled 4, invol, rolled 3, third oc
11:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: nevermind then
11:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so yeah, 29 then
11:27 PM - ? ??????: Chorist
11:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: c:
11:27 PM - ? ??????: Defense challenge
11:27 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I'll go even higher if you wish ryan ;u
11:27 PM - ? ??????: Shh
11:27 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: also whoops got 7 fury oc
11:27 PM - ? ??????: OC Three times
11:28 PM - ? ??????: OCd last OC
11:28 PM - ? ??????: 22
11:28 PM - ? ??????: Damn
11:28 PM - MeltingData: that 1 tho
11:28 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ha, 22
11:28 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: talk shit get hit
11:28 PM - MeltingData: thats some sarah-levels of luck
11:28 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: by a kit if cats
11:28 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: a lot
11:28 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: close enough
11:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: :3
11:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: rollin damage
11:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: 13
11:29 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and Eri didn't even do anything :v
11:30 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: Eri, do something, we're supposed to be attacking at the same time
11:30 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I'll assist you by tossing cats
11:30 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:30 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: it'll give you +2 to your roll ;v
11:30 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: so that's like 15 damage then
11:30 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and 31 on the roll
11:31 PM - ? ??????: She is still standing, but you can see the blood drip from the many scratches and cuts, she doesn't have much fight in her
11:31 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: Standing triumphantly, Satoya says, "Talk shit, get kit."
11:32 PM - ? ??????: "Two can play at that game" Breeching the gun to reload, she grins as she takes aim at Satoya
11:32 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I use my held action
11:32 PM - MeltingData: didnt you just use it assisting tho
11:32 PM - ? ??????: Hah
11:33 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: it's a special action
11:33 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: aka free
11:33 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (for assists that is)
11:33 PM - MeltingData: ah
11:34 PM - ? ??????: As long as its not during another person's turn
11:34 PM - ? ??????: Puntgun chick is a person
11:34 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:34 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: nah she's a zombie
11:34 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: well, I was going to go after Dan, but you didn't exactly give me time to do that :u
11:34 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: and besides, you haven't rolled anything yet
11:34 PM - ? ??????: There
11:34 PM - ? ??????: 1dFuckSmas
11:34 PM - ? ??????: Which was a 0
11:34 PM - ? ??????: Not an error
11:34 PM - ? ??????: A 0
11:35 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: fine, have your fun ;u
11:35 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:35 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: that just means I get two turns in a row
11:35 PM - MeltingData: 10 bucks on ryan rolling a 0
11:35 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: is this technically assisted suicide for him then
11:35 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: if he kills satoya that is
11:36 PM - ? ??????: As she turned the gun to face Eri, she pulled the triggers with a grin, the ground shaking heavily as the shots exploded out in a blinding flash
11:36 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: you'll just unresolve, so no worries there
11:36 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: until she shoots me again
11:36 PM - ? ??????: 16
11:36 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: totally blocking that shit
11:36 PM - ? ??????: To hit
11:36 PM - ? ??????: 3 voluntary OC
11:36 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: chtist
11:36 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: christ
11:36 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: no need
11:36 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you passed without it
11:37 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: gotta roll to see OC though
11:37 PM - ? ??????: No, I need it :V
11:37 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I will take resolve damage from this
11:37 PM - ? ??????: 26 total
11:37 PM - ? ??????: 3 voluntary 1 extra
11:37 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: ooh, I read that as Smas rolling to defend
11:37 PM - ? ??????: From rolling a 6
11:37 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 17 atm, got one oc involn
11:38 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: ok, so, all together that was 31 for defense
11:38 PM - ? ??????: Welp
11:38 PM - ? ??????: You somehow block the bullets
11:38 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Eri yawns and deflects each bullet.
11:38 PM - ? ??????: Your turn
11:38 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: TWICE EVEN
11:39 PM - ? ??????: And since she has no more actions, she cant drop the gun
11:39 PM - ? ??????: 2 more resolve of damage and she's dead
11:40 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: "Are you even trying?" Eri retorts, swinging at the one arm holding up the gun.
11:40 PM - ? ??????: "Im doing my best!"
11:40 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 14, with involn
11:41 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 15, rolling an oc
11:41 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: 17
11:41 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: what the fuck is with all these rolls
11:41 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I forgot modifiers though, so 20 altogether
11:42 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (2 from sword, +1 striker, and wait, have +2 more from Full drive so 22)
11:43 PM - ? ??????: Christ
11:43 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I think she got cut to ribbons
11:44 PM - MeltingData: what the fuck is with everyone rolling so high today
11:44 PM - MeltingData: sweet jesus
11:44 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (i've got to keep a check sheet for my bonuses, I have too many)
11:44 PM - ? ??????: Yup
11:44 PM - ? ??????: She dead
11:44 PM - ? ??????: End game
11:44 PM - ? ??????: :V
11:44 PM - ? ??????: You fucking blocked bullets
11:44 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: No, I deflected them with my sword :v
11:44 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: theres a difference
11:45 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: in how cool one is over the other
11:45 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: raiden clone
11:46 PM - MeltingData: its time fer jack
11:46 PM - MeltingData: to letter ip
11:46 PM - MeltingData: rip
11:46 PM - MeltingData: fuk
11:46 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: (YOUR MEMES END HERE)
11:46 PM - MeltingData: ARRRMSTROOOOOOOOONG
11:46 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Have time for Mekton test too?
11:47 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: test?
11:47 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: Also Ryan, it might look like I didn't take a scratch, but I was only 4 resolve away from dying at the end
11:47 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: same here!
11:48 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: but I got shot by a punt gun point blank so
11:48 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: yeah though, you were saying something about either testing something in mekton or testing something for MB
11:48 PM - MeltingData: oh yay
11:48 PM - MeltingData: everyone made up for sarah not being here by almost dying
11:48 PM - MeltingData: thanks guys~
11:48 PM - ? ??????: Hmm, nah, I need to finish a few things for testing
11:48 PM - ? ??????: (Hint, its racing)
11:49 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: I figured as such
11:49 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: shame the main racer is thinking of dropping the game
11:50 PM - MeltingData: ye
11:50 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: little old but
11:50 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: https://24.media.tumblr.com/87e2993b96aa5d2fdc41cb06c6849c2b/tumblr_n0ypu8Drox1r1f1axo1_1280.jpg
11:51 PM - MeltingData: i dont get it
11:51 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: innuendo
11:51 PM - MeltingData: oh
11:51 PM - MeltingData: i still dont get it
11:51 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: size difference
11:51 PM - MeltingData: oh
11:51 PM - MeltingData: that hamsters too cute to be innuendo
11:52 PM - MeltingData: goddamn he is ripped
11:52 PM - MeltingData: what was his name again
11:53 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: gamagori
11:53 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: you sod
11:53 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: from klk
11:53 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: do you not recognize him
11:53 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and mako
11:53 PM - MeltingData: i do
11:53 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: he recognized him, just forgot his name
11:53 PM - MeltingData: but i couldnt remember his name
11:54 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and do you still not understand the joke and innuendo?
11:54 PM - MeltingData: no i get it
11:54 PM - MeltingData: the hamster is just too cute
11:54 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: k
11:55 PM - MeltingData: i have a 5000x1000 image of max paynes face
11:55 PM - MeltingData: i dont know why but i do know that its definitely a good thing
11:55 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: xp for beating shit out of non-important npc test girl? ;v
11:55 PM - MeltingData: wow smas
11:55 PM - MeltingData: scum as fuck
11:56 PM - Extremely Responsible Individual: twas merely a jest
11:56 PM - MeltingData: i know, lol
11:57 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: lolno
11:57 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: a battle that easy wouldn't even earn any xp in real burst
11:57 PM - MeltingData: i cant find my [brain problems] reaction image
11:57 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: it lasted like 3 rounds max
11:57 PM - MeltingData: oh there it is
11:58 PM - MeltingData: so what now
11:58 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: we're done
11:58 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: I guess I log this into Burst folder
11:58 PM - Shitty Cat Pun: and I go to bed
11:58 PM - MeltingData: mmk