When Tony Met Sasha

Tsaaq: ((Ignore the snow!))
Musik: (Bitch it's winter. It can be snowing.)
Tsaaq: ((IT'S NOT SNOWING HERE THOUGH LOL.))
Tsaaq: Hayley drove down the street like a bat out of hell but she sat in the driver's seat like she was driving normally. A cigarette between her lips, she made a sharp turn into the driveway. "This is our house!" She cheered as she turned off the radio of the rental car then turned to Tony. "Are you ready?" She asked with a raise of her eyebrows.
Musik: -Tony had his hand gripped tightly on the OH SHIT handle, his eyes wide and his other hand pressed to the dash. he turned his head to look at her, blinking a few times before dropping his hands.- "Who the fuck gave you a liscense?" -He sighed and stared up at the house.- "No, I'm not ready. Parents. Don't. Like. Me. Ever." -He said running his hands down his face.-
Tsaaq: "What are you talking about I'm great driver! My mom taught me and I passed the driver's ed class and everything." She tossed her cigarette out the window and fixed her hair in the rearview mirror. "And shut up, daddy is gonna like you." Hayley leaned over and gave him a kiss on the lips before getting out the car and going towards the house.
Musik: -He pecked her lips back and slipped out of the car, slowly walking behind her with his hands shoved into his pant pocket. He looked around and then up at the house, blowing out a breath. He inched up the stairs, standing on the top one behind Hayley.-
Tsaaq: Hayley patted her pockets for her keys before shoving them into the hole and turning before pushing the door open. "Daddy! I'm home! I brought a surprise!" She called out as she stepped into the house then waved Tony to come in behind her. // Sasha left the kitchen when he heard the door open, the fucking dog jumped up and ran to the front of the house along with the fat ass cat. "Princess!" He gave a genuine smile and wrapped his arms around her. "Is it my Jew son?" Sasha asked as he tried to see who was behind her.
Musik: -He stepped up onto the porch, shaking his head.- "Uh..No.. I'm..I'm not Jew...or your son.. But.. Hi.." -He shifted uncomfortably, chewing on his cheek as he waved awkwardly.-
Tsaaq: "No, Remy isn't here." She said with a shrug and pulled away from the hug. She took Tony's hand and gave it a squeeze. "Daddy, this is my boyfriend: Tony." She greeted as she wave her hand in his direction as Sylvester went to sniff at Tony's leg. Petey went upstairs looking said for dog reasons cause Remy wasn't there. // His expression turned a little disappointed before he furrowed his eyebrows and crossed his arms over his chest. "Boyfriend..." Sasha trailed off as he looked up him up and down. "Good to meet you." He put his hand on his shoulder skeptically.
Musik: -He sent him a slight smile, stepping into the house to push the door closed. He looked down at the cat, shifting uncomfortably again. He lifted ihs head back up to look at Sasha, nodding.- "Oh, uh.. You too, sir."
Tsaaq: Hayley smiled as she looked between the two of them. "See, I told you he'd like you." She said as she bent over and picked up the cat, practically falling over cause he was a fat ass. She struggled to walk down the hall away from them. "Where are the rest of the kitties! Kitties!" She called out. // He gave him a nod. "Well come on in. I was just finished making dinner if you guys want any?" Sasha kept sizing up Tony. "The cats should be in the basement." He said to Hayley before heading to the kitchen, looking back at Tony again. "How old are you, twenty?" He asked with a raise of his brow.
Musik: "Uh.. twenty-two.." -He said, following behind Sasha as his eyes followed Hayley, like a plea to not leave him alone with her fucking dad. He chewed on his cheek, walking into the kitchen.- "Smells great, what'd you cook?" -He asked curiously.-
Tsaaq: "Kitties come upstairs!" She shouted, practically falling over with Sylvester in her arms. She put him down and went into the kitchen and sniffed the air. "Uhhh mashed potatoes andddd-" Hayley sniffed again. "Chicken alfredo!" She answered then went to stand beside Tony. // "Right." He said, pointing at Hayley and going to the pot to check food stuff. "Twenty-two huh? How'd you meet my daughter, you're pretty much my son's age." He muttered cause this old man was stealing his little girl away.
Musik: -He looked at Hayley blinking a few times before looking back to Sasha.- "Uh.. your..son.. I'm friends with Remy.." -He said sliding onto one of the stools, resting his hands in his lap.-
Tsaaq: She nodded as she sat beside Tony, patting his knee. "Yeah I met him through Remy." Hayley chimed in. "And now we're together and it's awesome and I like him a lot, don't you like him?" She spoke quickly and looked at her dad. // Sasha went away from the pot and went to get plates to put the food on. "Hmm." He muttered and gave Tony a plate first with his eyes squinted. "Yeah he seems alright, but he's friends with Remy so it's hard to tell." Sasha tried to say jokingly before making a serious face again.
Musik: -He adjusted his sweater beccause let's face it, he's fucking uncomfortable. He took the plate, smiling slightly at his lame ass joke, dropping his eyes down to his plate, picking up a fork to push the food around on his plate.-
Tsaaq: Hayley pouted at Sasha and turned to face Tony. "He's not like Remy." She said begrudgingly and took the plate he sat in front of her, she started eating like a maniac. "Right?" She nudged Tony with her mouth full. // He made a plate for himself now and set it down across from them, eating while standing. "Sure." He muttered. "What's your major anyways?" Sasha asked Tony.
Musik: "I'm nothing like your son, sir.." -He said before putting some food into his mouth, chewing it slowly. He swallowed it and pushed the food around on his plate again.- "Uh, Journalism." -He pressed his lips together keeping his eyes on his food.-
Tsaaq: Her eyes widened as she turned to look at Tony cause he was being all serious business. "Yeah, he's really smart and stuff." She tried to chime in. // "You don't have to call me sir, Sasha is fine, or Mr. Berkoff, but that's my dad." Sasha told him before laughing loudly. "Journalism, that's pretty interesting. I like that. You're okay Tony. Calm down, please." He smirked and reached into his pocket for his pack of cigs. "As long as your not boning my daughter like the last one, or the one before him, or the other one... We're fine." Sasha chuckled a lit a cigarette.
Musik: -He choked on the food that was in his mouth, bringing his hand up to cough into it, sahking hishead.- "Oh no, si...Sasha. I'm not. I'm actually.....saving..myself till...marriage..." -He said shifting slightly.-
Tsaaq: ((TONY YOU IDIOT.))
Tsaaq: Hayley furrowed her eyebrows at and slowly turned her head to look at Tony incredulously. "Really?" She whispered to him. // His eyebrows rose up his face. "Wow, that's interesting..." Sasha said with a bit of surprise. "Well, kudos to you. What made you make that decision? It's admirable."
Musik: "Uh..My parents. They're very against intercourse before marriage..." -He  nodded looking over to Hayley, shrugging slightly.-
Tsaaq: She had the most unamused expression in the world at the moment while she glared at Tony. "Yeah, Tony won't gvie the dick at all, daddy." She muttered angrily. // He nodded his head slowly before taking another bite of food and almost choking. Sasha stared at Hayley with wide eyes. "Princess, my fuckin' ears." He said in a scolding tone. "Well it's nice that you're respecting your parent's wishes. Everyone in this family is bad at keeping it in their pants, apparently." He glared at Hayley.
Musik: "Oh...okay..." -He dropped his eyes back down to his food, pursing his lips as he pushed the food around his lips, scooping some of it into his mouth.-
Tsaaq: Hayley scarfed down what was left of the food on her plate and reached for her father's pack of cigarettes and taking one for herself angrily, trying to light it. // "You know, at first glance I thought 'this guy is plowing my little girl' but you seem like a nice kid Tony." Sasha said with a nod and a smile, inhaling his cigarette for a moment. "I met my wife in college, you remind me of myself back then... Sort of... " He trailed off. "You're a lot more, athletic? And not balding."
Musik: "I play baseball.. And work out often." -He finished what he wanted off his plate. laying his fork down against the side of it. He turned to look at Hayley as she lit up a cigarette, watching her face as he ran his hands against his jeans.-
Tsaaq: She took an angry pull of her cigarette as she turned to glance at Tony for a moment. "Yeah he's really active and shit." She grumbled and slid off the stool. "Did you want one?" Hayley asked as she lifted the cig a bit. // He nodded his head as he took the plates from them to put in the sink. "Yeah? I never played sports or worked out... I've more of a thinker, and a eater." Sasha chuckled and put his cig out in the ashtray. "Honey can you give Tony and I a minute?" He asked Hayley, trying to wave her away.
Musik: -He let out a soft laugh, nodding his head slightly.- "I've never been one to just..think. I think better when I'm working out." -He shrugged, pursing his lips. He looked at Sasha then to Hayley, his eyes growing sightly in panic basically begging her to say no.-
Tsaaq: Hayley glanced at him then back at Sasha. She took a while to answer, she decided to take a few more pulls of her cigarette before deciding. "No problem, dad." She said as she patted Tony's knee, drinking in his panicked expression. "I'll be in my room." She said softly. // "Thank you princess. Just a short talk, just for a minute." He waved his hand at Hayley then looked to Tony with a grin.
Musik: -He furrowed his brows as he turned his head to watch Hayley leave, clearing his throat quite loudly before turning back to look at Sasha, smiling slightly.- "So.. talk.. About what?"
Tsaaq: Hayley grumbled and kept her cigarette in her mouth as she jogged up to her bedroom // He watched Hayley walk down the hall and disappear up the stairs before looking at Tony. "During Thanksgiving, Hay seemed a little, not okay." He waved his hand a bit. "Is she okay? You would know, you're dating her and not just sleeping with her, right?" Sasha said in a serious tone.
Musik: "I'm not just sleeping with your daughter, sir.." -He sighed running his hands down his face.- "Okay I lied, I do sleep with your daughter. But she's my girlfriend, and I have feelings for her. So it's really not just sex. But that's completely off topic, wow. I'm sorry." -He grumbled and pursed his lips.- "She's..Not okay, honestly. She's.. been a bit depressed, i guess you could say. I've been trying to help but I don't know if I'm really doing a good job with it."
Tsaaq: "It's just Sasha." He corrected him quickly before his eyes widened. "Wait so you guys are having sex?" Sasha said, trying to take in all the information. "Depressed?" He sighed as he furrowed his eyebrows, grabbing another cigarette. "I was worried she might be, but I thought she couldn't be... What's wrong? Is she homesick? She can come home if it'll make her feel better." Sasha said quickly.
Musik: "Yes...... we are..." -He sighed, keeping his eyes down at his hands.- "Well I know her and Remy aren't getting along very well and shit. So I guess that doesn't help. I got her a cat though, trying to help.. I mean I think it did a little but a cat can only make someone so happy.." -He lifted his eyes up to look at him, shaking his head.- "She can't come home. I'm sure she might be homesick but she can't..I.. I can't let her leave."
Tsaaq: He furrowed his eyebrows with a concerned expression his face, sighing when hearing about her and Remy. "She does take it hard when her brother is a fuck, which he has been lately." Sasha muttered, his expression softening cause it just sounded all too farmiliar. "Right." He whispered. "But thank you for trying to help..." Sasha shook his head. "Tony, if she's depressed we have to do something. We can't sit around hoping she'll be okay. I did that with my wife for too long and I regret it so much now."
Musik: "I know.. I don't know how else to help her though. I want to, Sasha..I really do. I really care about your daughter. I just don't know what to do.." -He folded his hands together, rubbing them together roughly.-
Tsaaq: Sasha inhaled deeply and walked around the kitchen island and gave him a pat on the shoulder. "And I know exactly how that feels." He said, trying to give him a reassuring smile. "You may be boning my teenage daughter, Tony. But you're a good kid. And I mean that." Sasha said to Tony with another nod. "Hayley! You can come back downstairs honey." He said loudly.
Musik: "Wait..She's legal. So it's okay." -He said holding his hands up.- "I wouldn't be....-boning- your daughter if she wasn't legal." -He folded his hands in his lap again, looking over towards where Hayley would reappear at.-
Tsaaq: He shrugged. "Well that's good but she's still my little princess. And I'm not okay with it, like at all. But I was young once too..." He shrugged again. "But still. Stop it, then again I can't control you." Sasha said, obviously giving mixed signals. He glanced at Hayley. "Honey, are you okay?" He asked hesistantly.  // Hayley walked down the stairs, furrowing her eyebrows when she heard the tail end of their conversation. Hayley crossed her arms over her chest and pouted behind the two of them. "Thanks." She said in a monotone. She scrunched up her nose and scoffed. "Uh, yeah? I'm fine. What is he asking that?" She turned to Tony.
Musik: -He held his hand out to her, grabbing her arm to pull her closer to him.- "Because he's your dad and he cannnn?"  -He said looking at her face as he dropped his arms down to his lap.-
Tsaaq: "It's just that, if you're not okay I want you to be able to tell me. That's all." Sasha said with a sigh as he crossed his arms over his chest. // She still looked skeptica and allowed Tony to pull her in. "You guys are being weird." Hayley muttered. "Did you talk about me while I was gone?
Musik: "Maybe. But it's cool. Your dad likes me." -He said with a grin as he stared up at her face.-
Tsaaq: Sasha nodded his head and shrugged. "And I know you guys have sex." He said as he pointed his finger at Hayley. "It's okay but not really. I just hope you guys are smart about it, unlike your brother." Sasha rolled his eyes. "You do know what unprotected sex leads to, right?" He asked. // "Well that's great but you guys are being weird." She said as she leaned against Tony, gasping when Sasha said he knew things. "Oh god." Hayley grumbled. "Yeah I know daddy but that's why we pull out, Pumpkin says that works all the time." She said uneasily. // Sasha stared blankly at Hayley then at Tony. "I don't know who I should be mad at, him, you, or Katie."
Musik: "Yes i know what unprotected sex leads to, my younger sister was dumb enough to have it now she has a baby. I'm not having a kid. Not yet." -He shook his head.- "Woah! I use condoms! Okay new conversation. So about them Yankee's huh?"
Tsaaq: "No no no no! We have to talk about this!" Sasha said over him. "You, keep using condoms." He said to Tony then pointed at Hayley. "You, it's okay, get on birth control. I don't want to be a granddad, Tony doesn't want to be a dad-dad. And I have enough to be worried about." He scolded. "Also the Yankee's are trash." // Hayley pursed her lips and crosed her arms over her chest. "I know about sex stuff dad, I'm practically a grown woman. You don't have to have this talk with me." She scoffed.
Musik: -He slipped his arm around Hayley's waist, shaking his head.- "They are not trash. Damnit Sasha, who raised you!?" -He ran his free hand down his face, shaking his head again.-
Tsaaq: He shook his head at Hayley. "You are not a grown woman." Sasha muttered. "And I was raised by an old Jewish man from Brooklyn, and his team was the Dodgers before the moved to LA." He sassed. // She fidgeted in Tony grasp then groaned loudly. "Oh my gooooosssh I don't care about baseball. Daddy, go to bed so I can give Tony a tour of the house or something before we leave."
Musik: "Well the Dodgers defiently suck. So you were raised wrong, in the baseball field." -He said nodding, turning to look at her.- "Hey i care about Baseball."
Tsaaq: "They suck NOW but they didn't suck then. They were important then." Sasha said with a roll of his eyes. "I've always been more of a... Not sports fan. But I try to act like I know about sports." He pretty much ignored Hayley. // She furrowed her eyebrows and stared blankly in the distance. "But I'm borrreeeed." Hayley complained.
[12:40:22 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': ((Need a repost?))
[12:40:47 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "Oh calm down. It's fine. We're bonding." -he gave Hayley a pat on her side and looked back to Sasha.- "They sucked then and now. I can't even agree with you on that one. Okay they were OKAY then, but they're so fucking bad now. They're just as bad as the fucking cubs."
[12:40:50 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: (Nope :D)
[12:44:44 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Sasha shook his head. "The Brooklyn Dodgers, really? They sucked then? No!" He said with a bit of outrage in his voice before chuckling. "Exactly! But they're not the same now that they're in LA. The cubs are awful. But the Mets are bad too aren't they?" He rambled. "Hayley, stop being a brat. I don't get to talk to anyone anymore, let me have this." // She continued to pout. "Ugh, but I don't even know what you guys are talking about." Hayley said with frustration and made whining noises.
[12:55:43 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "No the mets aren't too bad. Cardinals are where it's at though, dude." -He said with a nod, giving Hayley a slight squeeze.- "You should be happy about this. Most girls would kill for their dads to like their boyfriends."
[1:01:17 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Ugh, do I really have to start paying attention to baseball now so I can keep up with who sucks and who doesn't can have conversations?" He asked with a laugh. "Yeah Hayley, isn't this what you wanted? For me to like him?" Sasha teased. // Hayley scoffed. "Um, sure but, you're nice daddy. I didn't think you guys would have problems." She said before glancing at Tony. "It's my mom you'll have to worry about." She said then grumbled. "Plus I wanted to show you my room."// Sasha had an unamoosed face. "No."
[1:12:38 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "Yes you do." He smirked at Sasha, turning to look at Hayley then back to Sasha.- "Uh, maybe I should just sleep on the couch or something." He said looking at Hayley with a shrug.-
[1:16:46 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Sasha gave Tony a nod. "I'll be sure to, don't you worry." He said before pointing down to the basement. "There's a guest bedroom down there if you don't mind the cats." He told him. "Hayley, you can have your own room for the night." He said sternly. // Hayley groaned loudly. "NOOOOO!" She shook Tony for a moment. "Daddy! I can't sleep without cuddles!" She complained loudly. "Please, please, please , please, please, please, PLEASE?" She continued to say, pretending to be on the verge of tears. // Sasha said no each time this bitch said please but ultimately he groaned and rolled his eyes. "Fine! He can stay in your room! Just stop!" He shouted.
[1:19:58 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: -He watched between the two, raising his brows. His eyes growing slightly when Hayley won.- "Oh... Okay.."
[1:22:01 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Sasha sighed, giving Tony a pat on the shoulder and tussling Hayley's hair before going upstairs. "Night kids." He called out. // "Thank you daddy!" Hayley sang before turning to Tony. "And you were all worried and shit." She giggled.
[1:22:55 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "Night Sasha." -He sent him a wave and looked back to Hayley.- "Okay I'm still worried. He could kill me if he wanted to.."
[1:23:51 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Hayley furrowed her eyebrows at him then went to sit in Tony's lap. "But you have muscles and my dad doesn't." She muttered with a pout. "You could kill him."
[1:39:47 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "I mean maybe but I'm not going to because you'd hate me." He said wrapping his arms around her waist.-
[1:41:40 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "I would, I would be sooo pissed off. Like, I'd never forgive you." She rambled before tilting her head at him and kissing him softly on the lips. "Seriously what did you guys talk about while I was gone?" She tried to get the info quick and shit.
[1:45:39 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "He was just asking me if you were okay. He's worried about you." -He said softly, pushing her hair away from her face.-
[1:46:37 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Hayley lowered her head with a bit of a frown forming on her lips. "Oh." She whispered before staying silent. "We better head to bed or something." She said quietly, changing the subject.
[1:51:29 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: -He nodded slightly and slipped his hand into hers, looking up at her face. He sighed and stood up, looking down into her face.- "Hayley.." -He dragged his hands through his hair an down his face roughly.- "I.... Care about you.. Like.. My feelings for you, they're... Strong, or whatever...."
[1:55:03 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': She bit into the skin of her lower lip as she stared up at him. Her heart skipping at his words. "They are?" She asked softly before squeezing his hand and getting on her tippy toes to kiss him, trying not to tear up and she cause she's a G.
[1:56:27 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: -He nodded slightly and pushed his lips into hers, placing his free hand on her cheek.- "Okay now let's go to bed." -He said grabbing her hand again , walking to lead her to the room but stopped.- "I don't know where I'm going.."
[1:58:19 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': A smile fought it's way onto Hayley's lips. "Stop fuckin' up." She giggled as she went towards the staircase, pulling him up the steps with her and not caring about her short ass skirt. "Are you still taking me out to dinner tomorrow? Can I get desert? Can it be cheesecake?" She said as she led him into her bedroom.
[2:11:54 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "Yes yes and yes." -His head nodded as he walked into the bedroom, shutting the door behind them. He stripped to his boxers and climbed onto her bed, looking around the room.- "Cute."
[2:14:12 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "Yayyyy!" Hayley cheered softly. "It's not cute it's hardcore." She corrected him even though it was pretty cute, she pulled off her jacket and top before taking off her skirt and heels then hopping into her bed, playfully motioning for Tony to lay beside her.
[2:21:12 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: -He laid down in the bed, sliding his legs under the blanket, letting out a breath.- "I'm not excited to say goodbye to Gavin tomorrow."
[2:22:04 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': Hayley cuddled up beside him with a pout. "We can always just take him with us while Julia isn't paying attention?" She suggested with a raise of her eyebrow.
[2:24:13 AM] ~*†.αяιєℓ.†*~ ~: "I can't kidnap my nephew.." -He let out a laugh and cuddled her close, yawning big.- "Night Hay."
[2:26:36 AM] DADADADAAAAAAAAA~! BITCH PUDDIN': "I'm just trying to help." She said in a small voice and closed her eyes as curled up with in his grasp. "Night night Tony." Hayley muttered, instantly falling asleep cause it was a long ass day.