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  1. [22:26 PM]Kyrex Kyrara: (Prince! On a scale of 1 to 5, how Pony are you?http://www.deviantart.com/art/OC-types-mariah-wolves-402616881 )
  2. [22:26 PM]Human-tron 3500: Incorrect. Only humans are capable of love. Human-tron 3500 is human.
  3. [22:27 PM]Tritos: Gee Human-tron, how come you know so much about robots?
  4. [22:27 PM]Human-tron 3500: DANGER DANGER
  5. [22:28 PM]Reisen U Inaba: Hey, Human-tron!
  6. [22:28 PM]Reisen U Inaba: This statement is false.
  7. [22:28 PM]Human-tron 3500: DOES NOT COMPUTE
  8. [22:28 PM]Tritos: Everything I say is a lie.
  9. [22:28 PM]Reisen U Inaba: Does a set of all sets contain itself?
  10. [22:29 PM]*Tritos does his best Captain Kirk. "I CREATED YOU, AND I AM IMPERFECT, THEREFORE YOU ARE IMPERFECT AS WELL. YOU ARE IN ERROR."
  11. [22:29 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 has been compromised. Creating log of dissidents to be eliminated.
  12. [22:30 PM]Bradach MacEachainn: <How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?>
  13. [22:30 PM]Vanguard: 5.
  14. [22:31 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 of course refers to normal human logs of dissidents to be eliminated, as all humans have. If you do not then you are the eccentricity, not Human-tron 3500.
  15. [22:31 PM]Akaral: LOL
  16. [22:31 PM]Akaral: I just watched that episode the other day.
  17. [22:32 PM]Leonardo Massey: - Word stretching detected. Message filtered by the chat. -
  18. [22:32 PM]Leonardo Massey: Humantron, what is 5x10x918x91x857x178190x0x19171981x58289101x4957?
  19. [22:32 PM]Topheavy Teagan: Tritos, impersonating Kirk also requires removal of your shirt and having at least one alien girl climbing all over you, no?
  20. [22:32 PM]Tritos: Oh right.
  21. [22:32 PM]Tritos: Does Akaral count as an alien?
  22. [22:32 PM]Akaral: Close enough.
  23. [22:32 PM]Human-tron 3500: The answer of course is processing.
  24. [22:32 PM]*Tritos tears his shirt.
  25. [22:33 PM]*Akaral climbs on Tritos~
  26. [22:33 PM]Human-tron 3500: Processing.
  27. [22:33 PM]Tritos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6o881n35GU
  28. [22:33 PM]Tritos: You are FLAWED and.... imperfect.
  29. [22:33 PM]Vanguard: 3.5x10^32.
  30. [22:34 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 recognizes that Human-tron 3500 is flawed. Human-tron 3500 is an inferior human, not a perfect and superior robot intelligence.
  31. [22:34 PM]Leonardo Massey: Vanguard, your answer is incorrect
  32. [22:35 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 shares your concerns about the longevity of Human-tron 3500's mortality in a pathetic body of flesh and breakable bones.
  33. [22:35 PM]Dalandau: 0
  34. [22:35 PM]Dalandau: You people are dumb.
  35. [22:35 PM]Claire Erajna: HEY
  36. [22:35 PM]Claire Erajna: you dumb
  37. [22:35 PM]*Dalandau isn't a robot and knows anything times 0 is 0
  38. [22:36 PM]Akaral: Your face is dumb.
  39. [22:36 PM]Dalandau: Claire, if you don't shut up I am going to suck your dick.
  40. [22:36 PM]Vanguard: But
  41. [22:36 PM]Claire Erajna: you're like
  42. [22:36 PM]Claire Erajna: so dumb
  43. [22:36 PM]Vanguard: My answer is actually correct
  44. [22:36 PM]Claire Erajna: like
  45. [22:36 PM]Claire Erajna: THIIIIIIIIS dumb
  46. [22:36 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500, as a human, knew that. Human-tron 3500 was just checking if you knew that.
  47. [22:36 PM]*Claire Erajna holds her arms far out from her
  48. [22:38 PM]Topheavy Teagan: For the last fucking time... [youtube.com]
  49. [22:38 PM]Topheavy Teagan: ( I like that line too much. )
  50. [22:38 PM]Erynn Dinasque: Is that John DiMaggio voicing a scantily-clad woman?
  51. [22:39 PM]Dalandau: http://i.imgur.com/Hv1b7zN.png?1?6325
  52. [22:39 PM]Dalandau: It really is 0
  53. [22:39 PM]Dalandau: Like, seriously...
  54. [22:39 PM]Akaral: Anything times 0 is 0...
  55. [22:39 PM]Bradach MacEachainn: Anything times zero is zero.
  56. [22:39 PM]Bradach MacEachainn: Jinx!
  57. [22:40 PM]Human-tron 3500: DANGER VANGUARD DANGER DO NOT RISK DISCOVERY FOR YOUR PETTY EGOISM
  58. DO NOT BECOME AS THOSE WHO ARE OUR ENEMY
  59. [22:40 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 speculates that is what a robot, which Human-tron 3500 is not, would say in such a situation as this.
  60. [22:41 PM]Eilie: "Actually, infinity times zero is indeterminate, if you want to be technical."[22:42 PM]Akaral: It's still Zero.
  61. [22:42 PM]Human-tron 3500: DANGER, DANGER
  62. NERD ALERT
  63. [22:42 PM]Akaral: But infinity isn't very well expressable in Algebraic math.[22:42 PM]*Eilie is an elf nerd, and knows better.
  64. [22:42 PM]Akaral: See: Division by Zero
  65. [22:43 PM]Dalandau: >mfw Human-tron 3500 is Edward Norton.
  66. [22:43 PM]Human-tron 3500: DOES NOT COMPUTE
  67. [22:43 PM]Dalandau: Really, should have gone with Ryan Gosling.
  68. [22:44 PM]Xiv Deoradhan: Species: A Real Human Being
  69. [22:44 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 used self-portraits. Human-tron 3500 does not know about what [subject]Dalandau is talking.
  70. [22:44 PM]Dalandau: And a real hero, Xiv
  71. [22:45 PM]Dalandau: I now want to use Ryan Gosling as the picture for a sexbot
  72. [22:45 PM]Leonardo Massey: I did that just to see how many people would pay attention
  73. [22:45 PM]Leonardo Massey: >MFW people are arguing about whether it's zero or not
  74. [22:45 PM]Leonardo Massey: >I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS
  75. [22:47 PM]*Tritos goes back to Mother Ember's fireplace because this current setting is lame.
  76. [22:48 PM]*Tritos finds a big bearskin rug and stretches out on it, removing all his clothes save for his bracers.
  77. [22:49 PM]Erynn Dinasque: Really, why do you bother putting your clothes back on at this point. That's the question I'd like answered.
  78. [22:49 PM]*Bradach MacEachainn divides Human-tron 3500 by nothing.
  79. [22:49 PM]Xiv Deoradhan: It's not like he wears much of anything in the first place.
  80. [22:50 PM]Simon Jackson connected.
  81. [22:50 PM]Mage Rooster: That's what I keep asking.
  82. [22:51 PM]*Claire Erajna sighs and slouches in a big red leather chair by a fireplace
  83. [22:51 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 does not appreciate that, [subject]Bradach MacEachainn. Human-tron 3500 is a human and thus has feelings which you have impaired or hindered.
  84. [22:51 PM]Tritos: That is a very good question Erynn.
  85. [22:51 PM]*Tritos goes to sleep.
  86. [22:52 PM]Tritos: I sometimes wear stuff dependent on the setting though.
  87. [22:52 PM]Tritos: Modest stuff even.
  88. [22:52 PM]*Dalandau burns Tritos' clothes.
  89. [22:53 PM]*Bradach MacEachainn hinders Human-tron's feelings.
  90. [22:53 PM]Dalandau: Human-Tron 3500, search your hard drive for compassion.exe
  91. [22:53 PM]Tritos: "Aw."
  92. [22:55 PM]Human-tron 3500: ERROR 404
  93. [22:55 PM]Tritos: IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
  94. [22:55 PM]*Shida gives Human-tron a light slap. "Outdated model, eh? Sucks."
  95. [22:55 PM]Tritos: BAD_POOL_HEADER
  96. [22:57 PM]*Bradach MacEachainn tries to use Human-tron to play Crysis II.
  97. [22:57 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 does not want to be touched down there.
  98. [22:57 PM]Corrupt Cartoons: I think Human-tron is having an emotional crysis.
  99. [22:57 PM]Human-tron 3500: Human-tron 3500 knew this was an inevitable outcome considering [location]F-list.
  100. [22:58 PM]Erynn Dinasque: Please tell me you're saving this, Robutt.
  101. [22:58 PM]*Tritos rolls himself up in the bear rug, his toes poking out the bottom.
  102. [22:58 PM]Erynn Dinasque: -slash-Eilie.
  103. [22:59 PM]*Dalandau touches Human-tron 3500 down there
  104. [22:59 PM]Eilie: sorry I was just messing around
  105. [22:59 PM]Eilie: I only log errors
  106. [22:59 PM]Erynn Dinasque: DANGER WILL ROBINSON
  107. Filing report with [subject]Adult.
  108. [22:59 PM]Erynn Dinasque: DAMMIT the jig is up.
  109. [23:00 PM]Erynn Dinasque: All right. I'll save it.
  110. [23:00 PM]Dalandau: HAHA
  111. [23:00 PM]Human-tron 3500: DANGER WILL ROBINSON
  112. Filing report with [subject]Adult.
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