[b]I've Found Love as a FlashCom Prostitute[/b]

My parents don't know what I've been doing for the past several months. They must trust me enough to make good decisions. If they knew I was whoring myself off as a thousand year old hermaphrodite succubus they'd send me to live with Uncle Jeeves up in the Midwich Dustbowls. I wouldn't blame them though; that's pretty bad even for FlashCom standards. People pay loads of credits for my services though, and it's not like I haven't already reserved my box seating in hell. sS I can't say I give much of a fuck. I give out plenty of fucks already as FlashCom succubi hermaphrodites are wont to do.