"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food no atmosphere,
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts,
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison,
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta,
What do you get if you stand between two llamas? Llamanated,
Want to hear a joke about construction? Im still working on it,
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester,
Can February March? No but April May,
Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired,
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad,
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Its a little fishy.,
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.,
What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho Cheese.,
My computer sings. its a Dell.,
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in.,
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.,
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."