Pre-Sonic Boom - Hearth's Warming Eve

>Be Hearth’s Warming Eve
>It’s snowing
>Fucking freezing your ass off under your bed sheets
>Only sources of heat are fireplace and stove, neither of which are in your room
>Tapping on your window
>Look over
>Fucking Flutterslut
>Reach over and close curtains, then crawl under sheets
>Knock at door
>“Um, A-Anon, it’s been a few days now since you’ve come out… you must be freezing in there all alone…”
>You got no sleep last night, don’t want to deal with her bullshit
>Continued knocking, it rings through your eardrums
>Fuck it
>Get up and walk over to door, peering out the small window
>Fucking snow’s piled up at least 2-3 feet
>Fluttershy’s having to flap her wings just to stay above the snow
>Slam your fist against the wall in frustration
>Hear a squeak come from outside, and a slushing noise almost immediately after
>Look outside
>Pile of snow covering Flutterslut, her eyes poking out
>If she wasn’t trying to rape you, you’d think it was adorable
>Fucking laughing your ass off
>Walk over to fireplace to warm up
>Another knock at door
“Not now Fluttershy, I’m not in the mood for it”
>”That’s no way to treat your bro, leaving me out in the cold like that!”
>Fucking Rainbro Dashto the rescue, hear Fluttershy quickly flapping her wings to get away
>Quickly walk over to the door and open it
>Rainbro flies inside almost immediately to the fire as you close the door
“You bring the stuff?”
>”Fuck yeah I brought the stuff!” she says, patting a bag hanging off her
>whatabro.jpg
>”Which movie first?”
>You go through the stash of movies she brought in the bag
>Pick out high-speed action movie first
>Rainbro starts pulling out bottles of Applejack Daniels
>You question just how much she should be able to fit in one bag
>fuckit.jpg
>You pop the movie in and both of you crash on the couch, you reach over and cover yourself in a blanket
“Want in?”
>Pomf. Wingboner.
>”Um, no thanks, I’m fine,” she says, handing you a bottle and blushing lightly
>Why do her wings keep doing that?
>Proceed to watch movies and drink one bottle after another
>Eventually you’re on what you believe is your third bottle, you lost count at twelve
>Rainbro’s fast asleep, sprawled out on your couch, her head leaning up on the cushion of the couch
>You smile and throw part of the blanket over her to keep her warm, she’s your bro after all
>She squirms a bit, before curling up to you
>The movie ends, both of you knocked out

The next day…

>Wake up
>Thank Celestia the snow blocked some of the sunlight from coming into the house
>Rub your eyes, notice Rainbro curled up next to you
>Smile, sliding out of the blanket trying to not make a racket
>Fuck up, trip, fall flat on your face on the cold floor
>Rainbro slowly opens her eyes, looking around, sees you on the floor
>pokerface.jpg
>”Heh, awesome night, huh, Anon?”
>Don’t even look up, hold up a thumbs-up to her before changing to a brofist
>She chuckles a bit before completing the glorious ritual of bro-ism
>Slowly get to your feet, rubbing your head
>”So what do you have planned for today, Anon?”
>Think for a moment
“I’m snowed in, but I’ve got enough food to last for a few days.”
>”So a chill day?”
>fuckyea.jpg

>”Sounds good to me! I’ll head on into the kitchen to see what’cha have.”
“Alright, I’m gonna get a shower.”
>She nods, a slight blush on her cheeks, but you assume it’s from the booze from the night before
>You head to the bathroom, and can hear her moving stuff around in the kitchen
>You turn on the water finally and toss your clothes to the floor, walking in
>Goddamn water’s cold as fuck
>You let out a loud yelp from it
>Can be heard through the house
>Rainbro stops whatever it is she was doing in the kitchen and you can hear hooves quickly clopping over to you
>She runs in worried that you were injured or something
>Sees you with nothing on, your entire body in full view
>Awkward silence
>Pomf. There go her wings.
>Her face is redder than anything you’ve seen before
>You make the first move to break the silence
“Um… sorry about that. Heh.”
>Still no readable response from Rainbro except shock as her eyes are locked on you
>You move your hands to cover your lower regions
>Thank Celestia for having hands
>Rainbro shakes her head quickly to snap her out of her stunned state
>”Oh, sorry about… walking in on you like that, Anon”
>Her wings are still rigid like statues, her face still red as she tries to look away from you
>You walk over to your clothes, finally having something to decently cover your lower half
>”I’ll… I’ll just be going back to the food, alright?” she forces a nervous smile as she quickly scurries off
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>Back to your shower
>You walk out of the bathroom, slipping into your pants from the past night
>They’re not dirty, why waste the water?
>You walk down the stairs to the kitchen
>Rainbro’s already seeming to be cooking something
“Smells like something good’s being cooked in here!”
>She turns to look at you with a smile on her face
>Notices you still don’t have a shirt
>Blush returns
>”It’s… just toast, y’know. Nothin’ really special about it.”
>You shrug, still smells good
>You reach for dishes for both of you
>Toast springs out and lands on the plates just as you swing them around
>Feel like a boss
>You both sit down at the table, Rainbro grabs a jar of berries and pours them onto both of your plates
>You wonder why no jelly, but put the berries on the toast anyway and take a bite
>sweetjesus.jpg
>Smile at Rainbro, hold up a brofist for this food of the gods
>She completes the brofist, digging into her breakfast as well
>”So yeah… sorry for walking in on you like that. Was worried AJ was hiding in there or something.”
>This mare, man. This mare
“Nah, it’s alright. You were just looking out for your bro, that’s all.”
>She nods, you don’t notice her stealing glances of your exposed torso
>”So you’re not mad or anything?” she asks, surprised
“No way, we’re bros, not like you’re Fluttershy or Applejack or something,” you laugh
>She blushes a bit
>”Yeah, I wouldn’t try something like that…”
>You pat her on the head, scratching it
“You and me. Bros to the end.”
>She nods, a bit absently
>”Yeah… bros to the end…”
>Both of you finish the fucking amazing breakfast Rainbro made
>You sit back, feeling content that after around 5 slices of berry-covered toast that you’re good on food for now
“Hey RD, you seem to be used to being snowed in a lot; you got any ideas on what we can do for fun?”
>”Well, last I checked the snow wasn’t supposed to stop until later tonight, so we’ve got a lot of-“
>Cut off by a banging on the door, followed by the door being slammed off its hinges, the cold air rushing into the house
>Fucking Applejack knocked down the only barrier keeping the cold out
>”Alright Anon, y’all better just come on quietly or the cold’s gonna keep on comin’!” she hollers, looking around
>You immediately peer out from the kitchen wall as RD leaps up and confronts Applejack
>”AJ! What do you think you’re doing?!”
>Applejack grins
>”Ah, howdy Rainbow, yer just in time,” she says, twisting around and slamming her hind legs into your Rainbro, sending her to the wall you’re peering out from
>”And now it’s time ta get what ah came here for,” she grins, walking over to you
>Fucking cold, should’ve put something on to cover your torso
>The wind coming from the doorway isn’t helping
“Seriously, you bust down my door for something like this? Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to fix that thing every fucking time you or Fluttershy knock it down?”
>You come out from the wall, AJ’s licking her lips staring at your torso and ignoring whatever it is you’re saying
>”Now Anon, we can do this the easy way,” she says, leaping up and pinning you down against the cold kitchen floor, “Or the hard way.”
>You struggle under her, but she has you pinned, the cold floor not helping your escape in any way
>”Though ah prefer the hard way,” she grins, beginning trailing her tongue down your bare chest
>Fuck the wind, it makes it even colder
>She continues trailing down to your abs
>You notice your legs aren’t pinned
>You quickly lift up your lower body, curling your legs around to her head
>”Now what in tarnation-“
>You begin squeezing your legs together as hard as you can
>After around 10-15 seconds, Applejack finally collapses, just barely making it to the waist of your pants
>Breathe a sigh of relief
“That… was too close.”
>Push her unconscious self off you, walk over to Rainbro
>She seems fine for the most part, just winded
“You alright, RD?”
>”Y-yeah, I’m fine…” she mutters, still breathing a bit staggered, but otherwise mostly uninjured
>You walk over to the door
>Do what you can to lift it back over the doorway, pushing it in as best you can
>Take a few steps back, smile as it holds
>Falls the second you turn around
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>You sigh, turning back around to set the door up on a slight angle, this time it stays in place
>Still a slight draft finds its way in
>You decide you’re not going to last long shirtless in the middle of winter
>You walk into your bedroom and come out a few moments later wearing a long-sleeved shirt
>Rainbro has since managed to get to her feet, and is checking on Applejack
>”Whoa… she’s out cold; where’d you learn something like that?” she turns to you, surprised
“Dunno; it just came to me.”
>”Well, whatever it was, it worked,” she chuckled a bit
>Applejack is stirring a bit, but as of right now is no longer a threat
>You decide that since it IS the Hearth’s Warming season, you might as well not just leave her on your floor
>You walk over and pick her up, deciding on setting her on your bed to sleep
>Hey, at least it’s not at the same time you’re sleeping there
>”You sure that’s a good idea, Anon?” Rainbro looks up at you
“Can’t just leave her like that; besides, she’ll be cold if we did.”
>You reach over for a nearby blanket and cover Applejack with it before walking out of your bedroom
>You smile at Rainbro
“Hopefully she’ll manage to see that I’m not just some toy for her to try and rape whenever she feels like it.”
>Rainbro smiles back, and nods
“C’mon; I’m sure we have a few movies left we can watch.”
>She’s way ahead of you on this; she’s already back in front of the television searching through the stash of movies she brought
>”Oh! What about this one?” she asks, holding up a case
>Daring Do and the Griffon’s Goblet
“Eh, sure, put it in and we’ll watch it.”
>She beams with excitement, before putting it in and flying back over onto the sofa to sit next to you
>Curious as to what her obsession is for the series, you sit back and watch
>Movie lasts for around 2 hours, reminds you extremely of the Indiana Jones series
>You never bothered to watch those movies except for as a small child, so the storyline still kept your attention
>By the end both you and Rainbro are sitting on the edge of the sofa in excitement
>”That was SO AWESOME!” she exclaims, smiling at the screen as the credits begin to roll
“Wow, I have to say that was a REALLY nice movie!”
>She smiles up at you
>”So what d’ya say, huh? Wanna watch the rest of ‘em?” she asks, her eyes beaming
>Fuck it, why not?
“Go right on ahead, I’m just gonna head into the kitchen to fix up something quick.”
>Squee from your bro as she leaps over and gets ready to play the next one
>You walk into the kitchen, your hands going through the cabinets to try and find something
>You raise an eyebrow as you feel something smooth
>You reach in and pull it out
>It’s an apple
>Fuck
>”Howdy Anon…”
>You quickly spin around, seeing Applejack standing there
“What the hell? When did you wake up? How did you get in here without us knowing?”
>”You’d be surprised as to just how much y’all get into those movies of yers,” she grins, trotting over to you
>You’re cornered on the far side of the kitchen, away from the entrance to the living room
>”Now, where were we?” she grins, rearing up and placing her hooves up onto the counter around you, holding your arms down under them
>Damn ponies and their ungodly leg-strength
>You struggle under her hooves, but that only seems to fuel her hunger
>She lunges forward in a kiss, you lean back instinctively to try to get away
>She begins grinding against you
>”Ah’ve been waitin’ a long time for this, Anon…” she grins, trailing her mouth down your neck
>”Looks like you’ll have to be waiting a little bit longer then,” a voice comes from behind her
>Before she can react, Rainbro to the rescue
>She picks Applejack up by the front legs, lifting her into the air
>Applejack is struggling in Rainbro’s grip
>You get an idea
”Hey RD, you think the lake’s frozen over yet?”
>AJ’s eyes instantly widen
>Rainbro gets the message
>You run to the door, lifting it to where Rainbro can safely slip out carrying Applejack
>You grin, closing the door behind you
>Walk over to the kitchen and look at the apple
>Pick it up and take a bite
>Fucking delicious.
>Rainbro comes back and knocks on the door a few minutes later
>You rush over to open it and let her inside
>She quickly shakes off the snow that accumulated on her mane and fur
“So? How’d it go?”
>She snickers. “Didn’t quite make it to the lake, but I have a feeling you’ll like what happened even better.”
>You raise an eyebrow
“Where’d you leave her?”
>”Let’s just say she’ll be a bit tied up for the time being. Big Mac and Granny Smith were out and saw me carrying her by, they offered to take her.”
“You had Big Mac lasso her legs together, didn’t you.”
>”Oh Anon, you can read me like a book!” she grins widely, waving her hoof around
>Big Brokintosh always watching out for you
“So, which one was next on the list of movies?”
>Rainbro’s eyes widen in surprise. “Oh, that’s right, I almost forgot!” she exclaims, rushing over to the television
>You walk over with her
>Next movie is “Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone”
“Is it good?”
>”It’s the first one I ever read. Oh yeah. It’s good,” she grins slyly, hitting the play button
>Both of you crash on the couch, Dash unexpectedly snuggling up to you as you pull the blanket up over you two
>Think nothing of it
>”Ohmygosh it’s starting!” Rainbro exclaims, letting out another squee
>You chuckle a bit as the opening starts

Meanwhile…
>”Lemme go!” the orange mare squirms around in the leg-tied lasso
>”Nnnnope.”
>”Yew should be ashamed o’ yerself, bargin’ in on that young man’s alone time like that!” the older mare nags as they drag her inside the house
>”Alone time? What the…” Applejack raises an eyebrow in confusion
>”Eeeeyup,” Big Mac nods
>”An’ yew best be gettin’ ready fer a lotta work once the storm passes on; an’ once yer done, yer gonna be apologizin’ ta that human feller!” Granny Smith frowns
>”Yes ma’am…” Applejack sighs in defeat
“Oh no, did he just-!”
>”Oh yeah, he did!” Rainbro exclaims as Ahuizotl snatches the relic from Daring Do with his hand-tail thing
>Both of you are on the edge of the couch once again in excitement
>Unable to move for fear that it will ruin the experience
>Stay like that until Daring Do comes in and snatches it away at the end of the movie
>Both of you cheer excitedly as she runs off into the jungle once again to make her getaway
>Rainbro and you share a brohug unintentionally in the adrenaline of it all
>Immediately Rainbro notices and her cheeks turn light red, feeling your torso under the shirt
>Doesn’t let go even after the hug ends
“Uh… bro?”
>She shakes her head quickly, then looks up at you
>”Oh, y-yeah, sorry about that…” she chuckles nervously, letting you go
>By now it’s probably mid-afternoon from what you can tell
>”So, what now?” Rainbro asks, looking up at you again
“How about this one?”
>You reach over and grab another Daring Do movie, thinking that you should keep the trend going
>Rainbro’s eyes widen and her cheeks blush a bit more, she shakes her head
>”Oh, nononono, you don’t want to see that one,” she says, trying to take the case from you
>You hold it up out of her reach
“And why’s that, hm?”
>You grin devilishly at her
>Her blush deepens
>”Um, well… that one’s not nearly as good as the others.”
“Oh? What makes you say that?”
>You still hold it up above her head
>”Well… there’s not nearly as many action scenes of her kicking butt! And stuff…” she still can’t fight the blush on her cheeks
>”What kind of stuff, hm? Is there something that happens that you don’t want me to see?”
>Pomf. There go her wings.
>Why do they always do that in these situations?
>”F-fine, if that’s how you want it, go ahead and put it in!” she grumbles under her breath
>You snicker for a bit at the sight, before putting the movie in and pressing play

An hour or two later…
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>You shouldn’t have done that.
>”Heheh. Told ya,” she grins, still a light blush on her cheeks
>Your eyes feel like they should be burned from the inside out for what you have witnessed
“…Didn’t see that coming…”
>She snickers a bit, her wings just slightly out as she watches you recover from it
>”Here, drink this, it’ll make it better,” she says, handing you a leftover bottle of Applejack Daniels, grabbing another for herself
>You two clank bottles together, before taking a huge swig of the drink
>This continues until you no longer feel uncomfortable about that scene you just witnessed
“Y-y’know… *hic* This movie ain’t half-bad…”
>Rainbro nods, nuzzling up against you once again as the movie continues
>Your drunken state is even less aware of it
>”Anon…”
>You look down at her
>”What do you think of me?”
“What’re ya talkin’ ‘bout?”
>”Well, you know…” Rainbro blushes a bit, twirling her hooves a bit, “Do you consider me a… friend?”
>The fuck?
“O-of course I do! You’re… *hic* You’re my bro, after all!”
>”Yeah…” RD sighs a bit
“Hey, wha’s wrong?”
>”I’s just… I dunno, you ever think that we could be… more than just normal bros?” she looks up at you
“Wha? You mean, like super bros?”
>Fuck you and your drunken logic
>”N-no, not quite…” she turns to face you. “I mean… like more than bros, or super bros, or super-mega-awesome bros! Y’know?”
“…Whad’ya mean, RD?”
>Fuck you, your drunken logic, and your drunken obliviousness
>”Dammit Anon, you’re not listenin’ to me!” she grunts, pushing you onto the couch under her. “I mean like special somep0n… someone!” she nearly shouts, her face flushed
>Your eyes widen, this is your bro we’re talking about
>Both of you have been together since day one!
>But she’s a horse and you’re a human…
>But she’s just as human as anything else you’ve ever made friends with!
>Damn conflicting thoughts in your head
>”Uh… Anon?” Rainbro’s voice snaps you back into reality
>She’s still hovering over you, your faces just inches apart
>Your mind attempts to analyze the entire situation
>Analyzing…
>Mind.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. Restart? Y/N
>Restarting…
>The silence between the two of you continues as she can see your mind is working at full drunken capacity
>”Anon…? You in there buddy?”
>Mind.exe is running slowly. Would you like to clear up some space? Y/N
>Closing SpeciesBarriers.exe…
“…You think I’m… your special someone?”
>Your drunken mind is still trying to process this
>RD nods, still hovering over you, part of her lower mane hanging down onto your shirt
>”I have… for a long time now, Anon…” her eyes lower a bit and her gaze detracts, but then soon returns to you. “Until now, I dunno… I guess I didn’t have the guts until tonight to tell ya.”
>That is the biggest cliché in the book, but hearing it from Rainbro makes it completely different for you
>Especially since, y’know, both of you are drunk
“…How long?”
>You keep asking questions so that your brain can still process the last question she just answered. Turns out ever since she met you, she’s had an infatuation for you. Your enjoyment of sports and athletics were just the right things to get her interested in you, apparently. Fluttershy and Applejack just made it even easier for her to get close to you when they started their own attempts to get with you.
>Of course she’s been having her own fantasies of being with you like that, but never acted on them for fear of you putting her in the same category as the other two
>She’s telling you all of this in the time-frame of about ten seconds, she’s so nervous
>You find it hard to believe your mind can actually process this fast while intoxicated
>She slowly inches closer and closer as she talks…
>...Until her snout boops your nose.
>You two are quiet for what seems like hours, not moving
>Suddenly, RD tries to stifle a giggle
>It fails, both of you share a good laugh
>Once both of you calm down, you smile up at her, wrapping your arms around her in a hug
“Well, must’ve taken a lot of guts to say something like that. Definitely a classic Rainbow Dash-style way of doing things.
>Her eyes widen a bit in surprise
>”Anon… you called me Rainbow Dash…?”
>You snicker a bit, before grinning up at her again
“Well, why not?”
>You lean up and place a small peck on the tip of her snout
“You’re my special somepony, after all, y’know?”
>Her eyes widen to the point of where you think they’re gonna pop out of her head
>Damn, how do all of those Japanese anime’s pull it off?
>She blinks a few times, smiles, and then her eyes roll back and she collapses
>…Well, guess that’s one way to react.
>You wonder if Fluttershy’s and Applejack’s jimmies will be rustled when they hear about this
The next day…
>Knock at the door
>You slowly open your eyes
>Fucking Celestia with her fucking sunlight burning through the fucking window into your fucking eyes
>You hold up your hand to block the light, notice RD sleeping soundly on your chest
>Smile lightly, slowly sliding out to not wake her, keeping the blanket wrapped and tucked around her like a cocoon
>Walk over to the door, look outside
>It’s Twilight
>Open the door
>”Ah, Anon, glad to see you made it through the snowstorm. I’ve been looking for Rainbow, have you seen her?”
>Nod, but place a finger to your lips, making motions to let her know Rainbow’s sleeping
>She nods back in understanding
>”I’ll come back later then,” she whispers, smiling and nodding as she walks off
>Look outside
>Snow’s stopped falling, but still there’s around four feet of snow on the ground
>Fillies outside playing in it, you notice that Twilight conveniently made a cleared path to your doorstep from the sidewalk
>whatabro.jpg, even though she’s not at bro status quite yet
>Look in the distance; see an orange mare walking a bit dejectedly towards your house
>Fucking Applejack’s coming back for round three
“What do you want?”
>You slowly close the door behind you as you walk outside
>”Listen, Anon… Ah’m sorry ‘bout the way Ah’ve been actin’ towards ya. Guess it’s just mah instincts, that’s all,” she says, looking up at you
>You can clearly tell she’s sincere about this
“Well, I’m still a bit skeptical about that, but I’m willing to forgive you in time.”
>”Sounds like a plan. Friends once again?” she asks, holding out a hoof
>You smile, taking it in your hand and shaking it
“Friends.”
>”At least until ah decide to hit ya up next,” she winks slyly at you
“Well, we’ll see how Rainbow thinks about that.”
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>Applejack’s jaw drops when she realizes what you mean by that
>You grin, turning around and walking inside the house, fully confident that Applejack’s jimmies have definitely been rustled
>Rainbow’s slowly nodding herself awake
>”Ugh… wha? What happened last night?” she asks, turning to look at you. “I had the best dream…”
“You sure, Rainbow? You absolutely sure about that?”
>You grin
>Rainbow’s expression slowly changes to one similar to that of Applejack’s just then
>You walk over to her, and pick her up in a tight hug
>She returns it, nuzzling into your neck
“Happy Hearth’s Warming, Rainbow Dash.”
>”Happy Hearth’s Warming to you too, Anon. Best gift I could ever ask for.”

Continuation
>Both you and RD had an awesome day that day
>Cuddled and watched the rest of the Daring Do series
>No clopping you sick fucks
>Still a bit traumatized from the third Daring Do movie from before
>OH GOD NOT THE OCTOPUS AGAIN OH GOD
>You wake up in a cold sweat; it’s dark out now
>You both must have fallen asleep sometime during the movie
>RD’s still sleeping on your chest
>You smile, gently placing your hand on her mane, running your thumb along the hair
>Feels like silk
>ohgodthatfeel.jpg
>You try to get back to sleep
>Brain says fuck you, decides to do some post-alcoholic deep thinking
>Can humans and ponies even be with each other like that?
>You might want to check some books from Twilight about that sort of thing
>What’s important now is that nothing between you and your bro is kept hidden anymore
>You close your eyes with a smile on your face, RD subconsciously nuzzling closer into your chest

That morning…
>Wake up
>It’s cloudy today
>Thank Celestia you don’t have to deal with the sun
>Open your eyes to see… two more staring right at you
>RD was waiting for you to wake up
>demeyes.jpg
>She has the most adorable half-asleep face, smiling at you
>”Morning, Anon…” she moves up to nuzzle against your cheek
>You question why your brain could have doubted this
“Heh, sleep well, RD?”
>You smile, hugging her to you
>”Better than you might think, Anon. Gotta say, you’re no cloud, but damn you’re comfortable,” she grins, pushing up into the air and floating above you. “Well c’mon sleepy head, get up! We’ve gotta get you outta the house, now that the snow’s stopped,” she says, shaking you awake
“Alright, alright, don’t worry, I’m up!”
>You laugh, sitting up off the sofa, stretching
>Feel your body pop in like 7 different places
>Damn that felt good
>Both of you head outside
>Not nearly as cold as it was the past few days, despite the clouds
>Look over to the side of the house
>Some kind of snowman-thing
>Walk over to it
“Wait a minute…”
>Something’s going on
>Snowman’s moving
>Snow doesn’t usually move
>…Or have eyes
>Oh fuck, RD just flew off
>”Hello, Anon… I haven’t forgotten about how you left me in the snow! I’ve been waiting…”
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck she’s got the crazy look in her eyes again
>You really don’t like where this is going
“Sorry, Fluttershy, but I’m with Rainbow Dash, you’re too late.”
>She stops abruptly, eyeing you
>”Well, Rainbow isn’t here. So that means you’re fair game!” she exclaims, leaping out of the snow and tackling you down
>Fuck, the snow’s too high for anyone to see what she’s doing
>She’s holding you down as you struggle
>Damn, it’s always the quiet ones
>She grabs your shirt in her teeth and rips it off you
>Fuck that snow is cold on your back
>You instinctively arch your back to get out of the cold, but all it does is press up against Flutterrape
>”Oh, Anon… I didn’t know you would be so forward with me…” she says in an obviously practiced seductive tone
>Damn crazy mares
>She’s moved down to your waist now, fumbling with your pants
>You quickly pray to whatever deity is listening that this works
>You bring your legs up and slam them into her sides, just in front of her hind legs
>She yelps, collapsing
>You immediately struggle to get up while she recovers
>You try to take a step but feel a tugging on your pants
>She has the leg in her teeth
>She may be crazy and timid, but even you know that her teeth are like a vice
>You quickly try running, dragging Fluttershy along with you
>She tries pulling back, but the snow doesn’t help her traction
>Forced to tug her along behind you, since she’s not letting go
“Why are you always trying to rape me, Fluttershy?!”
>You glare down at her as you continue dragging
>”Because you’re not like the rest of us, Anon… Oh yes, your body is so much different from us. And that’s what drives me crazy… I want to know more! I want to feel you buried deep inside me…” she continues the practiced seductive voice
>You sigh, continuing to drag
>Small fillies that are playing turn to look at the spectacle
>They all get grins on their faces, leap into the snow like Digletts
>”Diggadiggadiggadiggadigga…” you hear them all around you, before they pop up around you and start pelting both of you with snowballs
>Fucking fillies
>Fucking snow
>How do fillies even make snowballs anyway?
>Oh yeah. Magic.
>You grin, taking the idea and pick up a giant wad of snow, dumping it on Fluttershy
>She lets out a squeak and goes to clean it off
>You take this opportunity to run like hell
>Thank you for being a fast runner before you came to Equestria
>You take a sharp turn to the left, hiding behind a building
>See Fluttershy zooming around the skies, her hunger for you growing by the second
>Fucking crazy
>You turn around and head down the alley, out of sight
>Rainbow’s nowhere to be found
>Where did that Pegasus go?
>You shrug, continuing to move, keeping an eye out for that yellow male-hungry pegasus
>”Anon? What’re you doing back here?”
>You turn and see Mr. Cakes
“Oh, sorry; I’m trying to keep myself hidden.”
>”Now why would you be doing that? You should come inside, you look hungry,” he smiles
>Mr. Cakes now confirmed as another potential bro
>Nod and follow him into Sugarcube Corner
>Never even noticed you ran that far
>Walk into the main room, all the lights are off
“Mr. Cake…?”
>He’s gone
>The hell?
>Walk around, eyes starting to adjust to the darkness
>Suddenly, lights
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>”SURPRISE!!!”
>Physically feel your heart skip a beat in surprise
>Everyone jumps out of hiding places
>Rainbow’s here too. So is… Applejack?
>Pinkie hops over to you and sings a musical number
>How does she come up with this kind of thing so fast?
>You manage to catch that the song is about you and Rainbow
>You smile
“Thanks, Pinkie. But why a party?”
>”Silly, you can have a party for anything!” she exclaims, wrapping a hoof around your shoulder. “Besides, what better way to celebrate the two of you hooking up like that than a party? You’ve been cooped up in that little house for too long; time to get you some food!”
>She zips off to the back room
>All of the ponies start socializing with both you and Dash
>Notice Applejack’s being awfully quiet
>No rape attempts, that’s a relief
>Rainbow quickly flies over to you
>”So what do ya think? Pretty awesome party, huh?” she smiles up at you
>You smile and nod, picking her up into a hug
>Various d’awws from the crowd
>Pinkie comes out, wheeling a giant chocolate cake in front of her
>”To Anon and Dashie!” she cheers, riling up the crowd
>That’s the biggest fucking cake you’ve ever seen someone give to you
>Like, seriously, it’s almost as tall as you are if it was on the floor
“Thanks everyone, really!”
>Smile, everyone starts getting bits and pieces of cake
>Pinkie gets a devilish grin, creeps over to you
>”So, Anon… you two bumping flanks yet?” she whispers
>You nearly choke on the piece of cake you’ve got in your mouth
“N-no! Of course not!”
>Rainbow looks at Pinkie, but then gets a playful grin
>You notice this, quickly swallowing the cake
>”So Anon… why don’t we change that?”
>Pinkie giggles, watching the spectacle
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“Uh… I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of thing…”
>”Why’s that, Anon? Don’t tell me you’re scared…” Rainbow grins, her expression turning to one more playful-seductive
>Shake head
“L-let’s just get back to the cake, that alright?”
>Rainbow stifles a laugh, before letting it go
>”Oh, oh man! You should’ve seen your face! Don’t think I’ve ever seen you get that red before!” she laughs, rolling around on the ground
>Pinkie’s joined her on the other side of you
>Fucking tricky ponies
>Take another bite of cake, grumbling to yourself
>Pinkie crawls back up next to you, nudging your shoulder with her hoof
>”Oh Anon, don’t be like that! We’re just poking a little fun, that’s all,” Pinkie says, before laughing again. “Besides, who couldn’t laugh at that expression? Priceless!”
>”Yeah, priceless!” Rainbow snickers, finally starting to recover. “Besides, we wouldn’t do something like that…”
>You breathe a sigh of relief
>”…in public.”
>Why is this cake so goddamn rich? It’s the best fucking thing you’ve tasted in weeks, but if they keep making you choke like this, you swear it’s going to be the death of you
>”Rainbow, you shouldn’t tease him with those ideas!” Pinkie snickers
>”But it’s so much fun!” Rainbow grins back at her. “Besides, he doesn’t mind. Riiiight, Anon?” she nudges your side
>Swear under your breath, because there are little fillies at the party
“Let’s… save this for another time, how’s that sound?”
>Rainbow grins even more
>”Oh, alright… we’ll wait until you and I are all alone to talk about this…”
>You can feel her breath along your neck as she says this
>Sends a shiver down your spine
>Fuuuuuuck, suppress it, suppress it….
>Aaaaaand, suppressed. Close one.
>“Yeah, right now let’s just enjoy the party!” Pinkie exclaims, running off to the crowd
>You sigh again
“Well, at least she’s got enough energy to go around, huh?”
>You smile at Rainbow, holding up a piece of cake
>She grins, taking it into her mouth and swallowing it, licking the frosting off your fingers
>”So, nervous even when it’s consensual, aren’t ya Anon?” a voice comes from behind you
>Spin around, it’s Applejack
>She still has the same look as before, but it looks like she’s keeping herself together
“The hell do you want?”
>Applejack smirks. “To enjoy the party, of course! After all, it IS your second-year anniversary of coming here, isn’t it?”
>You ponder this for a moment
>Holy fuck she’s right
>”Ohmygosh that’s right!” Pinkie exclaims, hopping back over to you. “We’re celebrating two events with one super-mega-ultra awesome party!”
>”That’s right,” another, calmer voice spoke
>Look over, it’s Twilight
>”It was exactly two years ago today Rainbow Dash found you. Hard to believe it, isn’t it? Feels like it was just yesterday.”
>You nod; it does feel like it’s only been a short while
>”And it seems you’ve finally decided you’re going to stay here, I assume?” Twilight smiles at you
>You think for a moment
>This world is a lot more peaceful than the world you came from
>No war, no mass genocide, no riots…
“…Yes. Yes I have.”
>”Wonderful, dahling!” Rarity escapes from the crowd and walks over to the rest of you. “You can’t just leave like that, anyway; you’re too precious to us!”
>You smile, realizing that here you are accepted by everyone, regardless of what you may be
 >”Besides, you can’t leave Rainbow all alone like that!” Pinkie exclaims, smiling at you. “She’d never forgive you if you just up and left like that!”
>You nod; chances are she probably wouldn’t
>Suddenly a crash
>You look over to where the sound came from
>”YOU’RE… GOING TO LOVE ME!!”
>…Fuck.
>You somehow knew, somewhere in the back of your mind, this would happen
>Fluttershy slowly steps over to you, her face determined like nothing you’ve ever seen from her
“What are you doing, Fluttershy?”
>You stand up, eyeing her
>”Yeah, what’re you doing?” Rainbow places herself between you and Fluttershy
>Fluttershy growls, her expression showing that she doesn’t approve of Rainbow standing in the way
>”Anon is not going to deny me this time! I’ve had it!” she lunges forward
>Suddenly rope
>Fluttershy’s stopped in her tracks by… Applejack?
>The hell?
>”Now’s not the time, Flutters. He’s already got ‘em a mare,” she says, managing to hold Fluttershy back despite her tugging
>”No! No, I won’t have it! No…” she collapses to the ground, understanding the futility of it all
>She’s sobbing
>Realize that if any other person from your world saw that you made her cry, you’d never be seen again
>”No… not after all this time…” she continues sobbing
>You walk over, a bit hesitantly, kneeling down
>She jumps a bit, before looking up at you
>”Why?”
>You sigh
“Because after all this time, all I’ve ever come to expect from you is rape or some other form of holding me against my will while you did whatever you wanted to my body. That’s not what I want in someone.”
>She sniffles, before slowly getting to her feet/hooves
“But that doesn’t mean we can’t still be friends. Even if I don’t accept your advances, you’re still one of us, and that won’t change.”
>She sniffles once again, before looking up at you with big, innocent eyes. “Okay…” she mutters
>Whew, at least that’s over…
>”…Right after I get me some of that Anon flank!” she grins, lunging forward at you, knocking you to the ground under her
>Damn horny ponies and their uncontrollable instincts
>Rainbow decides to step in now; she lunges for Fluttershy
>”Oh no you don’t!” Fluttershy growls, raising a hind leg to use Rainbow’s momentum against her
>She pulls up just at the last second
>Twilight’s horn starts to glow, and Fluttershy is lifted into the air
>She’s flailing around, “Let me go!”
>You slowly stand up, and stare at her at eye level
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
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>…Okay, bad pun
>Nobody got it
>”…What?” Fluttershy stares blankly at you
>…badpokerface.jpg
>Damn you and your referencing old internet memes
>Should’ve known they wouldn’t get it
“What I mean is, why would you try something like that? Especially in front of all of our friends?”
>Fluttershy growls at you, before looking off
>”I… wanted you, Anon. And when I found out you were with Rainbow, I just…” she sniffles a bit
“It threw you over the edge?”
>She nods solemnly
>You sigh, nodding to Twilight
>She lowers Fluttershy to the ground
>It looks like she’s not going to try something like that again
>”Anon, I’m so sorry about all of this,” she looks up at you
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“It’s alright, Fluttershy.”
>You smile, kneeling down to hug her
>She’s too stunned to move
“Apology accepted.”
>She wraps her front hooves around you, hugging back tightly
>You hear small sobs coming from her
>You get a mix of d’awws and chuckles from the spectators, as well as the rest of the Mane 6
>”Alright, that’s enough you two,” Applejack chuckles, “Five seconds ago you were worried she’d get into those pants o’ yours. Damn, Anon, you’re confusin’ sometimes.”
“Heh, I guess it’s just how I am. Now c’mon, let’s enjoy the rest of this party!”
>You raise your fist up in the air, and Pinkie zips off to start some dance music
>Everyone starts dancing, partying like they should be
>Neither Fluttershy nor Applejack are trying anything now
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>Be a few hours later
>Most of everyp0ny has gone home
>All that remains at the party are you, the Mane 6, and a few other stragglers
>Berry Punch passed out near the punch bowl
>How the fuck did she get wasted on punch?
>Spike walks up to you
>”So… this means you’re staying, right?”
>Spike’s always been another one of your bros
>A bit young, but always a level-headed, cool guy
>You nod and smile
“Yep, I’ve decided I’m staying. Why not?”
>Spike grins and holds up a fist
>You broFIST him, completing the classic ritual taught by the elder bros of your world
>Possible replacement as new bro, now that Rainbow’s your special someone?
>Speaking of which
>Rainbow and Pinkie are talking about something over in the corner, Pinkie keeps giggling
>What could they be talking about?
>”Oh, Anon! Just the ‘man’ I wanted to see,” Pinkie grins at you, before hopping over and pulling on your hand
>Just realize you’re still without a shirt
>Must’ve been one of the reasons Fluttershy was so hard to calm down
>Follow Pinkie over to a different area, away from everyone
>”So, Anon… you’ve got hots for Dashie, hmmm?” she smiles, eyeing you up and down
“Um… I guess…?”
>You’re unsure where she’s going with this, and are scared to find out
>”Ooh, so does that mean you two are gonna start living together?” she says, adding emphasis to ‘together’
>Ponder this
>Is this what p0nies do when they start seeing each other?
“I dunno… maybe, I guess.”
>Pinkie gets up close
>Closer.
>Closer…
>NOT THAT CLOSE!!
>She’s right up in your face
>”Well, Anon, you should probably make your decision soon… because Dashie’s wondering too,” she whispers, making sure not to let anyone else hear
>You nod, still a bit creeped out by how close she is to your face
>”Great! Hey Dashie, Anon wants to talk with you!” she turns to shout, so everyp0ny hears
>Fucking Pinkie Pie and her over-eccentric attitude…
>Rainbow walks over. “What is it, Pinkie?”
>Pinkie makes a dramatic point at you. “Anon was talking to me about you moving in with him!”
>She turns to look at you, a slight blush on her cheeks. “Well… what did you say?”
>Your mind is racing at this point
>What’s the right answer?! Yes, no, dunno…?
“Uh… well….”
>You blush as well, unsure of the exact words to say
“I guess if you sorta-want-to-maybe-go-and-possibly-come-live-with-me-it’s-alright…”
>You quickly race the words out as soon as you think of them
>Pinkie’s eyes widen and her jaw drops a bit, so do Rainbow’s
>Fwoosh. Wingboner, and face nearly as pink as Pinkie is normally
>Awkward silence between the three of you
>Rainbow is the first to recover; the next thing you know, she’s tackled you to the ground, and her lips are locked with yours in a kiss
>Reality calls! Time to pull yourself together, Anon! You’ve got Rainbow kissing you, what’re you gonna do?
>Your eyes slowly close as both of you are taken by the kiss
>Pinkie has a similar reaction as she did in “A Friend in Deed”; explosions, fireworks, d’awws, the works
>Everyp0ny, hearing Pinkie from before, had watched the entire thing unfold
>You hear d’awws from the entire party. Even Applejack and Fluttershy can’t help but smile
>Applause/stomping from everyone as you two slowly separate your lips from each other
>Stare up into her eyes, smile
>Oh yeah. You’re definitely staying here.