▼: Hello There
▲: hey kan
▲: howws it goin
▼: Im Rather Bored For The Most Part
▼: And Tired
▼: But Nevermind That
▲: wwhyre you tired
▼: Just Sleepy Is All
▲: wwhy the glubbin hell arent you sleepin then
▲: is this about kars pigfish rule about not sleepin
▼: I Dont Know I Guess
▲: cos thats just carp and you knoww it
▼: I Suppose
▼: Part Of Me Just Doesnt Want To Sleep
▲: wwhy not
▼: Even Though Every Time I Close My Eyes My Head Tilts Back A Bit
▼: I Dont Know
▼: I Just Dont
▲: wwould you say that
▲: maybe you need a feelings jam
▼: Maybe I Need A What
▲: you knoww
▲: in the horn pile
▲: or wwherevver you wwant
▼: Why Would That Be Necessary
▲: i dont knoww it could help you sleep
▼: Given My Present Stirring Emotions I Can Almost Guarantee It Would Not End Wekk
▼: *Well
▲: you wwont knoww until you try kan
▼: Uh No Eridan
▼: I Dont Think You Realize Quite What I Mean
▲: fine
▲: you need to be in tuna wwith your emotions you knoww
▼: Did You Just Threaten Me In Another Tab Or Was That Another Eridan
▲: i wwas just tryin to help
▲: wwhat the fuck
▲: no
▲: wwasnt me
▼: That Was Odd
▼: Another Eridan Just Told Me To Stay Away Or Hed Shred Me And Then Zingled Froze
▼: It Was Odd
▼: Regardless No I Dont Think It Would Help These Feelings At The Core Of My Being To Have Such A Silly Discussion
▲: its not fuckin silly
▼: I Believe It Is
▲: feelings are serious things and you really gotta stay in tuna and eel them
▼: Eridan Unless You Would Like To End Up Being Straddled On A Horn Pile I Would Suggest Not Going Through With This Idea
▼: Oh Goodness Did I Just Say That
▼: Im Rather Tired
▲: straddled
▲: wwhat are you talkin about
▼: Nothing
▼: Disregard That
▲: noww im hooked
▲: kan wwhats goin on
▼: Uh No
▼: Nothing Ive Just Had These Stirring Feelings
▼: For Nearly Anyone I Pass
▲: oh my cod
▲: i completely misunderstood i thought you wwere upset or somethin
▼: No
▼: Not At All
▲: you meant feelings like
▲: that
▼: Yes
▼: Those Feelings
▲: wwoww
▼: Which Is Why The Horn Pile Is Perhaps Not The Greatest Idea
▲: im really mulletin ovver this kan
▼: Is That Good Or Bad
▲: i dunno
▼: Perhaps I Should Go
▼: Maybe Take A Cold Shower
▲: if you wwant i could help
▲: no dont glubbin go
▼: Uh
▼: Eridan Thats A Very Bad Idea
▲: evveryone keeps leavvin on me its really starting to piss me off
▲: kan i can be helpful wwithout ulterior motivves
▼: Im Having A Bit Of An Ordeal Here Eridan
▼: Any Help You Could Offer Would Be Simply
▼: Wrong Of Me To Accept
▲: as hard as it might be to believve
▲: wwhat do you mean ordeal
▼: Eridan I Am The Virgo
▼: The Virgin If You Will
▲: oh
▼: Wanting To Fill Buckets With Everyone Who Has A Pulse Is A Very Troubling Thing For Me
▲: there are other wways to go about that you knoww
▼: Uh
▼: What Do You Mean
▲: are you serious
▼: Yes
▼: Eridan Please This Is Very Difficult For Me
▲: there are wways to make yourself feel better wwithout it being
▲: penetrativve
▼: Oh
▼: You Mean Like
▼: No Thats Still Too Dirty I Shouldnt Be Thinking About This At All
▲: wwhat no its not dirty
▲: you cant tell me youvve nevver considered it
▼: Are We Thinking About The Same Thing
▼: Please Clarify
▲: i dont knoww wwhat youre thinkin about
▼: Uhh
▲: wwhat are you thinkin about
▼: Uhh Nevermind What Were You Going To Say
▲: i wwas gonna suggest
▲: touchin yourself
▼: Oh Um
▼: Thats Much Better Than What I Was Thinking About
▼: Alright Then I Suppose I Could Try That Though Ive Never Really Thought About It Either
▲: wwhat wwere you thinkin about
▼: Nothing Eridan Nothing
▲: come on kan
▼: No
▼: Its Just
▼: No
▲: thats not fair
▲: i wwas tryin to be glubbin helpful and youre
▼: Eridan Have You Ever Thought About Cunnilingus
▲: ... oh
▲: if you wwant
▼: No
▲: i could
▲: i havve gills
▼: I No No Thats Not Necessary Stop Im Blushing This Is Why I Wasnt Going To Say Anything
▲: i wwont havve to stop
▼: Oh My God
▲: wwell i am too but
▲: i dont knoww
▼: Thats Such A Bad Idea Someone Would Walk In On Us And
▼: No
▲: coddamn it kan its called a loch
▲: i mean lock
▼: I Know That But Its Still Such A Bad Idea
▼: Trollian Has A Viewport You Know What If Someone Was Looking For Us
▲: and its fuckin easy to get lost here
▼: There Are So Many Bad Ideas With That No
▲: wwhy wwould someone be lookin for me
▼: I Dont Know Feferi Could Be Worried
▲: you guys hate me remember
▼: I Dont Hate You Eridan Thats Ridiculous
▲: please kan thats ridiculous wwe all knoww shes all ovver sol noww
▲: evven though it actually kills me to admit it
▼: What About Karkat Needing To Check Up On Us
▼: Im Sorry
▲: its so hard kan
▼: I Didnt Mean To Touch That Subject
▲: its hard and no one understands
▲: let me do this for you
▲: id feel a little less wworthless
▲: a wwhole lot less wworthless actually
▼: Eridan I Feel Bad If I Say No Now
▲: i wwont evven make stupid fish puns
▼: How Can You Make Turn It Around To Make Me Feel Bad If I Dont Have You Give Me Oral
▼: That Doesnt Even Make Sense
▲: i dont see wwhy you should feel so bad about somethin you wwant
▼: Its So Dirty Though
▼: I Mean Do We Even Have Any Buckets With Us
▲: ill make sure you a wwhale of a time though
▲: you havve* a wwhale of a time evven
▼: Oh My God Eridan No This Is A Terrible Idea
▲: wwell fine
▲: im not gonna force you
▼: Im Sorry I just
▲: ill just go be evven more wworthless
▼: *Just Even
▲: i cant believve im such an idiot
▼: No Eridan Come Back Youre Not Worthless
▼: Im Sorry No
▲: im makin you feel bad about this
▼: Im Not Trying To Do That Come Back I Guess It Couldnt Be So Bad
▲: cod kan i shouldntvve offered
▲: obvviously its not somethin you wwant
▼: Eridan
▲: wwhat
▼: Please Err
▼: You Know
▼: What We Were Talking About
▲: are you askin me to
▼: Yes
▲: oh
▲: wwell alright
▲: your respiteblock or mine
▼: I Dont Care At This Point Id Do It In A Closet If You Wanted
▲: ok wwhere are you
▼: Im In My Room I Havent Dared Leave Since I Started Feeling Like This
▲: ill be there in a minnowwte
▲: i mean a feww minutes
▼: Thank You Eridan
▲: youre wwelcome
▲: //makes his wway through the labyrinth of staircases and pathwways to her respiteblock and knocks on the door// kan its me
▼: Ill Uh Be Right There *Quickly Stands Up And Unlocks The Door, Opening It Just Enough To Allow Him To Enter* Hello
▼: Are You Really Sure About This
▲: //shuts the door behind him and leans against it// im sure if you are
▲: if this is wwhat you wwant
▼: I
▼: Yes I Suppose
▼: *Fidgets Slightly*
▼: Im Just So Anxious About This Sort Of Thing
▲: //steps closer to her// just dont think about it
▼: *Nods Slowly* O-Okay
▲: do you wwant to get straight to it or... //reaches out for her maybe a little uncertainly//
▼: I Uh I Dont Really Know I Guess If You Want To
▼: Where Should We Uh *Glances Around The Room*
▼: Im Bad At This Sort Of Thing If You Dont Want To You Dont Have To
▲: wwait
▲: wwe could start wwith this
▲: //closes the distance betwween them and kisses her//
▼: With Wh-- *Blinks And Stares With Surprise For A Moment And Slowly Attempts To Return The Kiss As Best She Can*
▲: //wwhich is quite good cos he honestly cant believve someone wwants to do this wwith him evveryone wwas supposed to hate him but he pulls awway after a bit// this feels more... natural but if youd rather not thats ok
▼: No Its Absolutely Fine
▼: Exhilarating Really Its Just Not A Thing That Im Used To So Naturally I Didnt Consider It
▼: And Theres
▼: Im Rambling Arent I
▲: heh thats alright //kisses her again briefly before saying// you could sit on that chair and i could... do it for you
▲: if you wwant
▲: i thought thatd be more comfortable
▼: No No That Would Be Quite Uhm
▼: Alright
▼: *Offers Another Quick Almost Nonexistent Kiss Before Trying To Move Over To The Chair Without Breaking The Flow Of Things Too Much* Its Just
▼: I Thought You Were Mocking Me I Didnt Really Expect You To Come Or Anything
▲: //followws her to the chair and sits her down on it// wwhy wwould i do that kan
▲: i knoww you guys think im absolute carp but im really not that bad
▼: I Dont Know I Thought Youd Find It Laughable That I Want This Sort Of Thing I Guess
▼: Or Try To Twist The Joke Around After Everyone Tends To Ridicule You So Much Although I Dont Think Ive Ever Been That Bad
▲: i wwould be the last person to laugh at you
▲: not for something like this
▼: I Suppose Its Just My Paranoia Kicking In
▲: evven though you all think im pathetic for being a roemantic
▼: Theres Nothing Wrong With Romance
▲: wwell talk about it later though //givves her one more lingering kiss as he kneels betwween her legs//
▼: Vriska Has Berated Me Relentlessly For Being Such A Hopeless Romantic
▼: A-Alright
▲: dont listen to vvri she doesnt knoww anything about roemance
▼: *Squirms Slightly As Shes Still Not Entirely Accustomed To The Fact That This Is A Thing That Is Happening*
▼: I Suppose
▼: Once Again Thank You Though
▲: cod kan you can keep thankin me wwhen youre done //hasnt evver done anything like this before evven though hes trying to act calm about it so hell just slide his hands under her skirt pulling it up to bunch it around her wwaist// try... try to relax
▼: *Fidgets Again But Tries To Heed His Words* Ill Try *Settles Down Only Slightly*
▲: //hooks his fingers in the wwaistband of her panties and drags them off// o-okay you gotta tell me wwhat feels good
▼: *Sucks In Her Breath As The Air Hits Skin* I-I Dont Think Youll Have A Problem There
▲: //grasping her by the hips he adjusts her position slightly resting her knees on his shoulders and kisses along her inner thigh, trailing a path higher and closer//
▲: ivve only read about this kan so
▼: *Shivers And Involuntarily Twists Her Ankles Together Around His Neck* I-- Ah-- Thats Quite Alright
▲: //good thing she cant see howw much hes blushin as he closes his mouth over her. in fact he realizes as he givves an experimental lick, that its a lot like kissing except this is much more... intimate//
▼: *Is Entirely Unaware Of His Bushing For Shes A Bit Too Busy Trying To Keep Herself From Squirming With Pleasure; She Offers A Small Whimper To Show Hes Doing This Right So Far*
▲: //yeah its not enough of an indicator to him// howws that feel kan //givves her another lick, this time a little harder and longer, then gathers as much of her as he can in his mouth to suck and lavve at her//
▼: Thats-- Thats Definitely Just Fine Eridan *Struggling Not To Moan Already As She Doesnt Want To Sound Desperate*
▲: //wwell thats good enough to knoww so he keeps at it settling into a comfortable rhythm and true to his wword he doesnt havve to stop//
▼: *Gives Up And Lets Out A Moan Hoping No One Is Passing Anywhere Near Her Room Right Now* E-Eridan
▲: //pauses to look up at her reflexivvely at the sound of his name his chin and lips and nose covvered in translucent green fluids// wwhat
▼: That Was-- I Was Calling Your Name And *Digs Her Heels Into His Back A Bit* Keep Going Please
▲: oh... right //gets right back to it spreading her legs a little wwider and pressing closer to her speeding up a little//
▼: *Grips At The Arms Of Her Chair And Lets Out Another Moan, Still Struggling With How Dirty She Feels About This*
▲: //eating her out feels completely filthy too blood politics notwwithstanding but its dirty in a vvery nice wway and he wwouldnt mind doing it evvery noww and then as evvidenced by his enthusiasm//
▲: //keeps going until she nearly climaxes wwhich is only wwhen he remembers they dont havve a pail but wwelp its too late so he doesnt stop//
▼: Eridan Maybe You Should Stop I Uh--I Think Im Getting You Know-- *Bites Lip When She Realizes Its Too Late For That And Bucks Her Hips*
▼: I-- Sorry--*Digs Her Heels Further Into His Back*I Knew This Was A Bad Idea
▲: //pulls away once she stops bucking her hips givving her a few soothing strokes as she finishes// wwell this shirts ruined but its still nothin to be sorry about
▼: *Gradually Settles Down In Her Seat And Inhales* Are You Sure
▼: Im Really Sorry About That
▲: yeah
▲: stop apologizing kan cod dammit
▼: I Cant Help It I Feel Really Guilty About This
▼: Not That It Felt Bad At All Really Im Being Ungrateful
▼: Th-Thank You
▲: it didnt feel bad
▲: you mean
▲: did it help at all
▼: Yes It Definitely Did Eridan
▲: thats good to hear i guess
▼: Youre Wonderful I Should Really Be Thanking You More For That Sorry
▲: dont wworry about it
▲: but do you really mean that
▼: Of Course I Do
▲: i mean you dont think im pathetic like evveryone else does
▼: Why Would I Think That
▲: i dont knoww
▲: kar says it all the time and i get the impression from evveryone else that they think so too
▼: Karkat Says A Lot Of Things And The Better Half Of Our Remaining Population Tends To Be Judgmental
▲: and evver since fef decided she didnt wwant anythin to do wwith me it just got wworse
▼: Sometimes You Can Be Unnecessarily Rude And A Bit Overbearing But We All Have Downfalls
▼: I Try To Be Fair And Of Course I Dont Think Youre Pathetic
▲: hey kan
▲: can i kiss you again or is that... not okay noww that this is ovver
▼: No Thats Absolutely Fine Eridan
▼: Im Not Sure If We Should Really Tell The Others About This But The Kissing Was Actually Quite Enjoyable
▲: oh
▲: //kisses her once almost gently// wwas it
▲: wwait i dont wwant to be presumptuous but are you tryin to say somethin here
▼: That Depends On What Youre Assuming I Intend To Say
▼: *Tugs At His Shoulder A Bit To Bring Him Forward Again For Another Small Kiss*
▲: no cod no kan im not sayin it
▲: //kisses her again secretly happy that she pulled him in for it// me sayin things isnt ending vvery wwell for me in case you havvent noticed
▼: Eridan Theres Any Number Of Possibilities As To What You Could Be Hinting At Here
▼: Go On *Allows Her Hands To Stay Resting On His Shoulder So Long As He Doesnt Remove It*
▲: fuck
▲: kan dont make me ask
▲: just say somethin
▼: Eridan Im Not Going To Hate You For Anything You Say
▼: Im Practically At Your Mercy After You Did That For Me Really
▲: fine youre gonna make me do this
▼: Well
▲: are you suggestin some sort of relationship
▼: Well Im Considering It If Its Okay With You
▼: Im Trying To Determine How The Others Would React
▲: its definitely ok wwith me
▼: Hm
▲: wwhat quadrant are you considerin
▼: What Quadrants Are You Okay With
▲: wwell i wwould say based on wwhat wweve just done this is more red than anythin else
▲: wwouldnt you
▼: I Believe Ill Have To Agree With You There
▼: I Hope You Dont Mind But-- *Slips Her Hand Off His Shoulder, Standing Up To Change Her Skirt And Panties* You Can Continue Talking
▲: //gets to his feet and helps her gather her clothes// i dont knoww wwhat to say kan
▼: *Speaks As She Begins To Pull On A Fresh Outfit, Stumbling Briefly As She Didnt Think To Sit Down And Regains Her Balance* I Hope You Can Ignore That It Was Fairly Embarrassing
▼: I Do Think That Was Rather Red Though
▼: If You Still Have Hope For That Quadrant
▲: cod i wwant to but i gotta admit kan i dont think i could handle it if you changed your glubbin mind out a the blue like fef
▼: Im Not Quite As Er
▼: Excitable As Feferi Is
▼: I Think Im Capable Of Keeping A Decision
▼: And You Dont Deserve That Kind Of Hurt Twice Anyway
▲: im glad you understand
▼: So I Certainly Think I Wouldnt Pull That Sort Of Thing On You Eridan
▼: Though If Youre Too Anxious About That Sort Of Thing Maybe Its Best Not To In The First Place
▼: Trust Is The Basis Of A Red Romance