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- >As you dial the handwritten number, you try to think back on the party last night.
- >Unfortunately, you ended up drinking enough to entirely wipe the events from your mind. But... you did find a phone number in your pocket.
- >The handwriting is pretty good? But that doesn't really matter, does it.
- >No, what matters is figuring out who this is. Figuring out who writes their "l"s as little bones, with skulls dotting the exclamation points in "Call Me!!"
- >The phone rings... and rings...
- >Just as you're ready to hang up, there's a click, then a woman's voice.
- >"...hello?"
- >"Uh, hey. I was at this party last night, and someone gave me this number?"
- >There's a squeal of delight on the other end.
- >"Sweet! Alright, alright, listen: meet me in the graveyard on the outskirts of town in 20 minutes, yeah?"
- >"...who is this? And why?"
- >"...did I not write my name down? Shit. Well, I'll introduce myself when you get here. As for why... well, lemme ask you something, numbskull: why do people usually hand out their number at a party~?"
- >Fair point. At least she sounds attractive enough.
- >"...you're not gonna stab me when I get there, right?"
- >"Why would I do that? Got a dead or alive bounty on your head? Eh, even if you did, I wouldn't make any bones about it, heh. See you in a bit!"
- >The woman hangs up, leaving you to shrug and make your way to the meeting spot.
- >Why not?
- >By the time you make it there, the 20 minutes has passed. It's starting to get dark out... ah well.
- >As you walk between the graves with purpose, you look around for your rendezvous point.
- >Suddenly, you hear that voice again.
- >"Over here, bonehead!"
- >You follow her voice... to a concrete, above ground coffin.
- >...
- >"Don't just stand there, open it up!"
- >...........
- >The hell with it. You open up the coffin, the lid of which is already askew anyway...
- >And let out a shout when something grabs your hand.
- >You feel your blood run cold when you realize it's a skeletal hand, with not a scrap of flesh on the bones. Despite the lack of muscle, the bony hand grips your wrist firmly.
- >The lid is suddenly thrown off the coffin with a loud snarl, and you feel the blood leave your face.
- >Another bony hand grabs your shoulder as the creature within the coffin lets off a sound somewhere between a growl and a death rattle. You close your eyes, fully expecting to be dead in seconds...
- >...you soon feel the hands' grip loosen as the growl gives way to... laughter?
- >You open your eyes, and shock hits you.
- >The woman continues to laugh for a while, then catches her breath.
- >"I love doing that! Heh heh heh! Anyway, you're that Anon guy, huh? Name's Marris! Marris Femur."
- >She extends a bony hand as you blink a few times, taking in her appearance.
- >While her hands seem to be more or less those of a skeleton... the rest of her seems more off.
- >Long, slender leg bones seem to be in the shape of normal, non-skeletal legs. A nonsensical bone tail waves happily behind her.
- >Her forearm bones seem more or less what you expect from a skeleton, but her lower arms are almost cartoonish in appearance, looking very much like the stereotypical dog bone.
- >Her skull is doglike in shape, with an actual snout... and a nose and ears, both surreally made of bone.
- >Black, white-pupiled eyes glint with mischief as the woman smiles toothily.
- >...but most striking is her torso.
- >Despite everything else on her body being nothing but bare bone, her torso still seems to have flesh... and black fur.
- >It's as if she's wearing skin and fur like some sort of macabre costume.
- >A tight, tattered gray shirt and dangerously short denim shorts cover her body, with her fur playfully peeking through rips in both.
- >The woman, Marris apparently, laughs, a loud, rattling sound that wouldn't be out of place in a Halloween store.
- >"Whatsa matter with you? Spooked?"
- >You stammer out a nonresponse as she sinks into another spell of bony laughter, stepping out of the coffin and approaching you.
- >"I figured, heh. Most folks are when they see me! But, whatever, yeah? Part of being me."
- >"W-who... WHAT are you?"
- >She narrows her eyes and grins... though given her skull, it seems a skeletal grin is almost a permanent fixture on her face.
- >"I already told you my name... but as for WHAT I am, well, I'm a skeleton, funnybone! Sheesh, I figured that much was obvious, but I guess you humans ain't got much going on in here."
- >She knocks on her own skull, a loud CLONK echoing across the graveyard.
- >"W-why...?"
- >"Why... what? Meet you here? I sleep here, marrowhead! ...sometimes, anyway. 'S like a vacation home, yeah? My own little slice of the human world!"
- >"You vacation in this graveyard?"
- >"Yeah, it's pretty rad, huh? I fit riiight in; just had to evict the bony guy who was already in this coffin!"
- >Marris cackles again at your horrified expression.
- >"Nah, I'm just screwing with you! I brought this from home; it was always vacant."
- >That's a relief... but she didn't answer your question.
- >"That's great and all, but why did you invite me here?"
- >She rolls her eyes, her tail waving with a quiet rattle.
- >"Geez you're dense. You sure you ain't dead too?"
- >"DEAD?"
- >Another eye roll.
- >"Yeah, dead! What, you figured the woman with a skull for a head, bones for arms and legs, and a coffin bed was alive and well? No offense, but you really are a numbskull, heh heh!"
- >"But... you're alive?"
- >"Undead, bonehead, I'm undead! Died and came back, easy as that."
- >"..."
- >She grins again.
- >"Anyway, I'm getting off track here. I invited you over for a little fun; you interested?"
- >"...what kind of fun?"
- >Her jaw drops...
- >...off. It hits the ground, and she picks it up before roughly reattaching it.
- >"...yeah, I'm pretty sure you're a deadhead. Or waaay too innocent to be getting blackout drunk."
- >...no, no; you got her drift earlier.
- >It's just...
- >...she's a skeleton! Mostly!
- >Marris steps forward again, her bones quietly rattling.
- >"C'mon, man, throw me a bone here! I'm laying down all kinds of hints; I just need you to pick em up!"
- >"Oh, uh, okay then... let's just, uh..."
- >With another bony laugh and a grin, Marris begins fumbling with her shirt, trying to pull it off over her skull and revealing her furry midriff.
- >...you can't help yourself.
- >"...can I ask you something first?"
- >Her expression softens a bit.
- >"Huh? Yeah, sure, fire away."
- >"How did you die?"
- >Marris lets her shirt drop back into place. Her pupils shrink to almost nothing. Her tail droops.
- >Her once-confident voice takes on a more anxious tone.
- >"Nah, you don't wanna hear me ramble. It'd just blow the mood, yeah?"
- >"Well, how long have you been dead?"
- >"Err, l-let's just get to the fun, yeah?"
- >She quickly yanks her shirt up and off, letting two huge, black-furred breasts flop free with a skeletal giggle.
- >You can't help but stare, and she grins, her original, jovial tone reemerging.
- >"Before you ask, yeah, they're real. ...now, granted, they're PRESERVED... but they're still real, yeah? Grab em and feel if you don't believe me!"
- >...well, there's no better way to be sure, right?
- >You hesitantly grab her chest, with the skeleton letting out a hissing moan of appreciation.
- >"Mm! You got a strong grip, huh? Looks like I picked a good candidate to bring to the ol' bone zone, heh heh!"
- >...this is too weird.
- >You gently squeeze her tits once more, then let your hands fall back to your sides with a sigh.
- >"Look, Marris, I'm sorry, but this is just too-"
- >She takes a rattling breath, then sighs.
- >"Too weird, yeah? I've heard that one before. I ain't new to this skeleton dance. Lemme go ahead and just..."
- >She pulls her shirt back on, covering up her impressive chest with some difficulty.
- >"There. Alright then, have a good one, Anon."
- >She turns and walks back to her coffin, hanging her head a bit.
- >"Why're you leaving?"
- >She stops and turns towards you again.
- >"Heh, I'm not a bonehead. I know where this is going. I'm going back to bed. You're not interested in having a little fun, and I don't want to just talk. Sorry, skully."
- >She climbs into the coffin and gently shuts the lid with a huff.
- >Without even turning to leave, you walk back to Marris's coffin, then gently open the lid.
- >She's laying inside, arms folded across her chest as if she were just laid to rest. A frown crosses her skull.
- >"What? Forget the way home?"
- >"No. I just want to talk to you."
- >Her eyes search your face for a moment.
- >"...why?"
- >You shrug.
- >"I feel like you need to talk about something."
- >She snarls a bit.
- >"That's pretty presumptuous, yeah? You think I've got some kinda problem, yeah?"
- >Marris hops from her coffin, landing with a clatter, then looms over you, growling.
- >"You've got quite a spine, coming in here and trying to play armchair shrink with me! Even if I did want to talk about how I died, I wouldn't spill my lack-of-guts for some no-name numbskull."
- >Terror floods your mind, and you flinch, shutting your eyes. She blinks a few times, still snarling...
- >Then sighs as she returns to her previous slouching stance.
- >"...alright, yeah. I wanna talk about it. You mind listening?"
- >"Go ahead."
- >"...see, I've been dead for a while now, yeah? And it's been great; I love being a skeleton! But, uh... there's... there's downsides. Downsides I ain't gonna burden you with. Nah, I just wanna level with you."
- >She wraps a bony arm around you, leaning her surprisingly slight weight on your shoulder.
- >"...it ain't always easy, being like this. But I make the best of it, yeah? That's why I invited you here. I just wanted to have some good, not-at-all clean fun. Just wanted to have a good bone, yeah? You feel me?"
- >You nod, and can't help but slipping in a gag.
- >"I already felt you, remember?"
- >She lets out a long PFFFT, then doubles over in clattering laughter.
- >"Heh heh heh! I'm a sucker for a good pun, and you just hit my funnybone, Anon. You're a pretty humerus guy!"
- >She nudges you with a bony elbow, her tone practically urging you to laugh. You chuckle politely, and she beams.
- >...okay, fine.
- >You gulp nervously, adjusting your shirt collar.
- >"...alright, I'll do it."
- >Marris tilts her head unnaturally far.
- >"Do what, bonehead?"
- >You shrug, the laziest possible answer coming to your lips.
- >"You."
- >Marris blinks, mouthing your answer...
- >Then gets a wicked grin as her pupils widen.
- >"Ooh, really? You're gonna take me to the bone zone after all, yeah? Awesome. Gimme like, two minutes."
- >She once again yanks off her shirt, her tits again bouncing free. Somehow, a blush comes to her bony face as the cool night air hits her bare fur.
- >Giving you a seductive wink, Marris slowly removes her shorts, tossing them into her coffin with a kick.
- >Now fully exposed, the skeleton grins at you expectantly.
- >"Whatcha think? I'm pretty hot for someone stone cold dead, yeah?"
- >...yeah. You nod as you undress, Marris eyeing you with anticipation.
- >Once you're fully nude, the wind blows, cold air chilling your bare skin.
- >You start to shiver, and her seductive smile fades in favor of something else...
- >Concern.
- >"...you cold, barebones?"
- >You nod, shaking, as your teeth begin to chatter. She maintains her concerned frown as she steps closer to you.
- >"Aww. Sorry, man. C'mere, c'mere."
- >She throws an arm around you, then leads you to her coffin. It now occurs to you that it's velvet-lined...
- >Marris shocks you by lifting you up and gently laying you down in the coffin.
- >It's longer and wider than you...
- >And surprisingly comfy.
- >She climbs into the box with you, lying down atop you.
- >Her fur is comfortably warm compared to the night air.
- >She gently wraps her skeletal arms around you, pulling you close.
- >"I know I'm not all that warm, but I'm better than nothing, yeah? Get cozy, man; I'm more concerned with you staying warm than anything."
- >Teeth still chattering, you respond.
- >"W-what about the b-b-bone-"
- >She cuts you off.
- >"Nuh-uh. You're just getting warm cuddles, yeah? Or as warm as a walking boneyard like me can give, yeah?"
- >Despite the faint chill of fear still resonating in your spine, you can't deny that Marris is keeping you warm.
- >...you know... you actually feel a little bad for being afraid of her.
- >The skeleton raises up a little, looking down at you with a smile.
- >"Still comfy, yeah?"
- >"Yeah... thank you."
- >"No problem. Sometimes I forget other folks ain't immune to the cold like me. Just sit back, relax, and let these ol' bones keep you warm, yeah?"
- >She cuddles up close again, her black fur gently rubbing against your bare chest.
- >Her breasts gently rest atop you, but she makes no sexual moves.
- >Marris seems legitimately concerned with your keeping warm more than anything.
- >As she keeps hugging you, your earlier questions bubble up in your mind again.
- >"Old bones, huh? How long have you-"
- >"About 10... maybe 20 years? Wild, yeah? At least a decade of being a rad skeleton, heh. Time sure flies."
- >She sighs and repositions a bit, her fur tickling you a little as she does.
- >"As for how I died... sorry, I still don't wanna talk about that. You feel me?"
- >You nod.
- >"Thanks. You know something? You're an alright guy, bonehead. You had a chance to walk away from this chatty bonespur, but you didn't. You stuck around just to hear me out, yeah? Thanks for that."
- >She smiles...
- >And gently plants a bony kiss on your forehead.
- >"You lay here and stay comfy. I ain't gonna let you catch a chill, yeah? Morning's coming later."
- >She cuddles up close again, and you smile.
- >"You know... there's something we could do that'd keep me warm and kill some time..."
- >You snake a hand up and cup one of her tits, with her again letting off a hissing moan.
- >"...nah, nah. It's too cold for you here. Lemme just-"
- >She scoots down a little, her breasts dragging across your chest.
- >Once satisfied with her position, Marris wraps her arms around you again, now being face to face with you.
- >She smiles warmly, black eyes staring into yours.
- >"Comfy still?"
- >You nod once more as her eyes narrow.
- >"Great. Watch this."
- >She kisses your forehead again as she suddenly sits up...
- >Leaving her arms around you.
- >The now disarmed Marris sits upright, scoots back, then falls back forward, landing so that her crotch is even with yours.
- >She grins as her arms slowly begin pushing you back and forth, grinding your rod against her. Marris lets off a bony chuckle as you feel yourself steadily growing more and more... excited.
- >She continues to tease you this way, occasionally winking or throwing in a pun here and there. Eventually, she sits back up, reclaiming her arms and grinning.
- >You're on the razor's edge when she cackles again.
- >"Guess it's time to bury this bone, yeah?"
- >She plunges down into your length, taking you in fully just as you hit your limits.
- >However...
- >Despite you having already came, Marris continues to rhythmically slam herself up and down your shaft with a grin.
- >"Uh..."
- >"What? Done? I know, I know... but guess what? The ride never ends with me, numbskull!"
- >Marris laughs as she rides you well on into the morning.
- >...you awaken to the sound of crows cawing.
- >You try to rise out of bed... then reality hits you like a truck.
- >You're still in the coffin... and Marris is laying atop you, sleeping quietly with her head on your chest.
- >Despite being naked and in an open coffin, you're warm and comfortable.
- >...comfortable enough to shrug and fall back asleep, hugging the skeleton closer and enjoying the warmth of what fur she has left.
- >Guess you can only say...
- >You had a skele-ton of fun.
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