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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #708
  2. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/38209578/#38214027
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  4. >despite being incredibly powerful demons in hell, media overlords are not actually allowed to broadcast or distribute any copyrighted TV show, movie or piece of music
  5. >hell is also incapable of picking up any kind of signals, be it television or radio from the mortal world
  6. >this has led to hell producing its own off brand variants of media, mainly acquired by word of mouth or the incredibly rare sample of media, be it from a VHS, Cassette, Record or Hard Drive
  7. >pretty much every piece of media in hell that wasn't an indigenous design is a shtty knock off of the original, leaving sinners perpetually unsatisfied and infuriated that they have to listen to ABϟCD's "Byway from Heaven" or watch another episode of Familial Lad
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  9. >despite being incredibly powerful demons in hell, media overlords are not actually allowed to broadcast or distribute any copyrighted TV show, movie or piece of music
  10. >Implying Hells Internet isn't the equivalent to Earth's Dark Net (The dark and seedy part not the data storage part) and everyone just pirates everything from the surface
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  12. >hell is also incapable of picking up any kind of signals, be it television or radio from the mortal world
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  14. >Demons could be posting in this very thread right now if some of us were cheeky enough
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  16. Ok, we are in one of those situations.
  17. First, watch this video about what is spiritual warfare. h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMcvZaiBwe4
  18. Second: The demons want us to sin, there is the key to know who is a demon and who is not.
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  20. >The demons want us to sin, there is the key to know who is a demon and who is not.
  21. Everyone sins dumbss, thats one of the most important things they teach you in Christianity
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  23. Mother fu-
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  25. So what's the best way to detect demons then, Mr. egghead?
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  27. As if anyone cares.
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  29. Shut up demon
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  31. >So what's the best way to detect demons then, Mr. egghead?
  32. Well, when it comes to the demons I usually faced, they crawled out from under rocks, had grey-lookin skin, and ran around screaming "We love Satan, we want to eat babies".
  33.  
  34. Although, it seems like the ones we're dealing with will most likely try to suck your dck or break out into song.
  35. So, just watch out for demons that act like Elton John I guess.
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  37. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE H*MANFGS
  38. -
  39. SOMEONE STOP THAT TRAIN
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  41. There ain't no stoppin' this train.
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  43. Time to fry this bird
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  45. Nope.
  46. -
  47. YOU DAMN SNAKE
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  49. >hiss hiss I am snek
  50. -
  51. AMOGUS
  52. ---
  53. Calm down, I already stopped that train
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  55. Nopey.
  56. -
  57. Give up Demon, I already stopped the train
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  59. h ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731738112002228245/836407177937551390/1582359240119.png
  60. -
  61. Look what's remains of the train, you and your owl friend have nowhere to go
  62. -
  63. Too bad I can fly, porkchop.
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