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- >wake up
- >brush teeth
- >take a piss and a shit for some reason at the same time
- >shower
- >Hear someone knocking
- >Well fuck here we go
- >Open the door
- >A white covered pony is standing there
- "What da fuq?"
- >"Hey Anon its m-me Fluttershy"
- "No Fluttershy, you covered in semen is not my fetish"
- >Can't see FS's blush under all that white stuff
- >"No A-anon its actually mayo"
- >Brain shuts down
- >".....Anon?"
- >Brain reboots
- >Shut door
- >Walk the dinosaur then slowly slip into a seizure
- >"So m-mayo isn't your fetish?"
- I think I wrote this when I was very sleepy
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