Cis(Carcharias) - How About Gensokyo - War Chronicle – Sanae

Cis(Carcharias) - How About Gensokyo - War Chronicle – Sanae Night Fever (Touhou Project)

p.2
“…Peach?”

p.3
“…So, what’s happening here?”
“I heard there’s a robber and I just went and caught it since I was told to, but…
Ain’t it got a familiar face. Just what is going on?”
“It’s Sanae alright.”
“What were you doing?”
“First, why am I in the Hakurei Shrine?”
“Second, what is that weird Youkai?”
“…and Third,”
“Why am I being tied up?”

p.4
Sorry, Sanae. There seems to be some kind of mistake, please don’t be offended by it.
The thing is, it’s quite troublesome
“Why”, you asked?
After suddenly assaulted someone,
you sure have the gall to talk like that!
…Aah
Now it gets troublesome…
Ah.
Umm, Miss Marisa, what’s with this peach over here?
She ain’t no peach-ze. She’s Tenko, a Celestial.
It’s Tenshi.
Hinanawi Tenko
It’s Tenshi.
By the way, she’s the one who told me to catch you.
Nice to meet you, Miss Tenko.
I don’t know what reason you have to tie me up, but surely you are prepared for the consequences, right?
It’s Tenshi! I’ll cry, you know!
Of course it’s because you’re the culprit!

p.5
Culprit?
There was a ruckus about a robber in that forest.
When I went there to catch the culprit, you were there sleeping.
There was no other thing to pick up there, so I thought I'll just catch you as an important suspect-ze.
So I totally got mixed up in all this!
Who was assaulted?
It was me of course!
…But aren’t you doing just fine?
Look. If you poke the peach, it’ll explode.
Stop it! How rude!
I’m a proper victim here!
Though I only lost my peach.
Peeach?
Ah, you’re right, the peach is gouged.
I’ll cry, you know!
It’s not just a normal peach!

p.6
It’s just a peach no matter how you see it.
This is a hermit fruit. I’ll be in trouble if it’s damaged.
It’s troublesome in many ways and I can’t use my full strength either.
Hm? Wait a minute.
So does that means…
You’re on half strength now?
I am?
Well, she’s this kind of person. I’m sure you couldn’t stand her too, Sanae.
It’s alright, you’re not at fault here. In fact, nice job.
It seems that you’re complimenting me,
<font size=+1>but you got it wrong.</font>

p.7
Even so,
That still doesn’t justify you to assault a celestial.
<font size=+1>AAH! You’re the one from this morning!</font>
Ugh, Iku!
It’s been a while.
I swam down the sea cloud to pick up the eldest daughter.
Poor eldest daughter.
To be in such a state…
This one is obviously that other shrine maiden doing though.
What on earth do you come here for?
Wanna destroy my shrine again?
My job is that of a messenger, and this time I only came here to deliver one.
…….Though there’s no need for me say anything more about the matter.

p.8
<font size=+2>What!? </font>
I found this lying near the crime scene.
It belongs to that person.
Hm? This is…
Sanae’s spellcard?
Uuum….what’s this? “The Day the Sea Split”?
As if I can read this!
Your drawing is the only thing that’s not developed, huh.
…Just talking to myself.
Are you ready to confess now?
I’m not! Besides, this is…
That is?
<font size=+1>Besides, this is the spellcard that I’m planning to use to split Reimu’s house….</font>
…..eh?

p.9
So that’s what it was, <b>Sanaeeh</b>
I know that feeling, <b>Sanaeeh</b>
<b>Sanaeeh</b>
Please stop it with that “Sanaeeh”!
If that’s the case, this person is also suspicious!
She was F-ing when I met her, you know?
F?
As in “Fever”!
Moreover, her clothes is all wet!
That’s just obscene!
Well, she is a deep sea fish so it can’t be helped.
Just what kind of upbringing did you get from those two goddess at your home?
<font size=+1>HACHOO! </font>
<font size=+1>SUWACHOO! </font>
It’s not just the clothes, mind you.
<font size=+1>Shut it, you! </font>

p.10
To begin with, why do you all keep targeting me!?
You’re making fun of me? You are, do you?
<i><b><font size=+2>Grrrt Grrt Grrt</font></b></i>
<font size=+1>That hurts! </font>
I saw it on the newspaper! That’s why I wanted to try splitting it!
Newspaper?
Here.
Newspaper……and it’s an article about SWR?
Aaarrgh, she went and blabbered unnecessary things again.
I’ll make a yakitori out of that Tengu someday!
And don’t you get easily influenced by the Tengu’s newspaper either. Just how much of a modern girl do you insist to be!
<i><b><font size=+3>Phtack! </font></b></i>
<font size=+1>Ow Ow Ow! </font>
It’ll come off!
I have it hard too, you know! They always talk in a roundabout way.
Even this morning , Lady Suwako said…
Huh? You’re going somewhere, Sanae?

p.11
Yes. I want to go and see the Hakurei Shrine for a while.
What for?
Could it be an incident?
Ahaha. No, just to pay a visit.
<font size=+1>Tsk. </font>
<font size=-1>No incident today too. </font>
Gensoukyou is quite a peaceful place, huh.
Huh?
Ah, yeah, it is.
Ah. But don’t be careless, okay? You’ve become a resident of Gensoukyou after all.
Work alongside the Hakurei shrine maiden and do your best in the next incident!
Let there be an incident, and may the shrine get split.
Aah, but I didn’t do anything. I didn’t rob anything either. And I haven’t solved an incident.
But may the shrine get split.
Anyway, go back to the mountain.

p.12
<font size=+2>Honestly. </font>
It would’ve been better for you to just remain in the mountain.
It’s not like you’ll accomplish anything by doing just that.
Even that Black White over there goes all creepy or affectionate depending on her needs. (As in, yandere.)
<i>Forbidden Love “Easy-Harvest Master Spark”</i>
You got it wrong-ze.
While we're on the subject, by “Easy-harvest”, I guess the success rate is pretty high.
Don’t go and slander someone’s love!
Oh come on, Miss Marisa. Even though you’re bigger than Miss Reimu.
When did you see it!?
It’s only big. Her hitbox, that is.
<font size=+1>I’ll cry, you bastards! </font>

p.13
Besides, I don’t wanna hear it from Kanako’s shrine maiden-ze!
It must’ve gotten in the way, that <i>shimenawa</i>!
Wha…..
You’ll pay for insulting Lady Onbashira!
<font size=+1>There’s no salvation except for the Love-colored one, huh. </font>
<font size=+2>What did you say!? </font>
On
bashi
Eh, huh?
You…
know of Lady Yasaka…?
I’m a Messenger of the Dragon Palace. We know everything that the Dragon God knows.
I’ve known about her ever since you people came here.
I see.
<font size=+1>However </font>

p.14
Just so you won’t get any ideas,
<font size=+1>that doesn’t mean we accept her. </font>
<font size=+1>Objects exist as one. Humans live as one. </font>
And Gods have their own roles to play.
I refuse to accept someone who doesn’t bear that in mind.
…..Was
Was Lady Yasaka’s hobbies that bad….?
All because I never tried to stop her…..
It’s not about her tastes.

p.15
You’re quite similar with Kanako though.
The silhouette, for instance...
<i><b><font size=+2>Sparkle</font></b></i>
What was it!? Just what did Lady Kanako do!?
It’s cute for a god to be behind the times and misunderstand things for a bit, you know!
<font size=+1>That’s not it. </font>
<font size=+1>Are you really a shrine maiden? </font>
<font size=+1>Then what was it that made you</font>
<font size=+1>dislike her that much!? </font>
It’s simple.
<font size=+1>It’s about that time when those Black White and Red White barged into your shrine. </font>
<font size=+1>Please try to remember it. </font>

p.16
Half a year ago
Huff
Huff
What’s with those two!?
Not only did they show zero restraints, they ganged up on me!
That’s just unfair!
Sanae! Over here!
I deeply apologize, Lady Suwako
Even though I have to make a comeback, I took too much time…
It’s alright, they’re still on the way. Kanako hasn’t noticed them either.
You’re the 5th boss so be sure to hinder them until the last moment!
<font size=+1>To think that there’s a shrine atop this mountain…</font>
<font size=+1>Come on out, god who can’t read the atmosphere. </font>
<font size=+2>Who is it that calls for me?</font>

p.17
Something comes out.
Wa-Wa-Wait, Lady Kanako!
I still haven’t…!
You’re too early! That idiot!
KY! KY! (“Kuuki Yome”, or “read the atmosphere/situation”. On another note, KY = Kanako Yasaka)
What’s this? You’re surprisingly content on showing up.
So we’re gonna fight you already?
What happened to your follower?
We didn’t obtain any item.
Ah!
<font size=+1>Oh no, I totally forgot! Can we just go to the boss battle like this? </font>
<font size=+1>I’ll give you lots of faith points. </font>
Well, if you insist.
Sa-…Sanae! Pull yourself together, Sanae!
<i><b><font size=+2>Collapse</font></b></i>
Sanaeee!!

p.19
…I pity her more and more now.
I was wondering why stage 6 was so short. So that’s why.
Kanako can’t read the atmosphere after all.
The Messenger of the Dragon Palace protects the atmosphere.
Those who break it are totally inexcusable.
And that is the source of your problems.
Also, please tell your goddess to stop shaking the heavens and earth with their quarrels.
<font size=+1>Announcing the earthquake is such a hassle. </font>
That’s your real intention, wasn’t it?
Let’s just read the atmosphere here, ‘kay?
We don’t want to hear that from you!
I can’t take this anymore. It’s somehow pissing me off too.
My god is KY, and she’s Kanako Yasaka.
What am I supposed to do!?

p.20
<font size=+1>It’s simple. </font>
You should just do it too.
Claim it by devoting your whole body and soul.
<font size=+4>S　．N　．F</font>
<font size=+1>But of course, only if you’re prepared to get turned to charcoal, that is. </font>

p.21
Wait! Calm down, Sanae!
You seriously gonna do it!?
Don’t you think that’s kinda….
<font size=+1>embarassing!? </font>
You think so?
I’m sorry that I suspected you about Tenshi, so please reconsider it!
Your gods are crying!
<font size=+1>Please don’t stop me! </font>
My future is on the line here!
<i><b><font size=+3>Dazed</font></b></i>
Owow…so noisy.
<font size=+1>I heard someone mention my name, just what is…</font>

p.23
<i><b><font size=+6>RIP</font></b></i>
Now then, where were we?
<i><b><font size=+2>Collapse</font></b></i>
Aah, yes, the Fever.
I’ll show you a Fever!
I don’t mind if you run away, you know?
How about hiding your belly button and go live alongside your goddess!
What are you saying now!?
Besides, my goddess is a frog…
<font size=+1>She doesn’t have belly button! </font>

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p.24
…After that, the impact of our fight rend our surroundings.
The sea didn’t get split, but the nearby Hakurei Shrine got split in two.
<font size=+1>And there was a rain of blood. </font>
That Celestial was crying for a while, but…
Peaches are a relative of mushrooms, right? I can grow one with magic-ze.
I’ll find you the culprit while I’m at it, so come to my workshop later.
…Miss Marisa told her that and it got restored.
Meanwhile, since I was responsible for shedding the rain of blood…
<font size=+1>I’m now working as Teru Teru  Bouzuu. </font>
Miss Reimu, it’s pitch black in front of me so please let me down.
No, you won’t. It’s black and red anyway.

p.25
Marisa stopped it but you’re the one who started it.
Aren’t you glad to have found a friend?
I don’t understand. Well, I won’t either way.
<font size=+1>To think that you didn’t know the courting pose of the Messenger of the Dragon Palace. </font>
<font size=+1>It’s common sense in Gensoukyou. </font>
What’s up with this Gensoukyou!?
Did I really came to such a place!?
<font size=+2>Who’d have thought that was a proposal? </font>
Well, it was quite a nice occasion. I’ll try to talk it out before that newspaper finds out.
So, what do you think of Gensoukyou, Miss Newlywed?
It really was a bit wet …
…I see.

p.26
I cried the day after the trial was released. I cried until my voice gave in.
“She’ll surely be included in additional patch.”
“Those three are surely having fun in the shrine.”
“She must be the boss for stage 4.”
“She must be in.”

“….Huh? She’s not……?”

And this was the result from the Fever of that sorrow.
It was a Night Fever for the whole world.
This was supposed to be a serious story. I’m serious.
Though this isn’t a surprising Urashima’s casket, it’s not something that should be opened, like a large, black cage of Kudzu. Perhaps that’s the feeling I had about this, but that’s just me.
Keine said, “you got to keep things tidy and in order!”.

When I asked, “I want a story with Sanae and Iku”, Kagekichirou-san stated with a smile, “Then the title will be, ‘Sanae Night Fever’”.
To him, and to T-san who was willing to Fever along with me, and also to everyone who have read this, I give you my gratitude from the bottom of my heart.

It was a Fever.

<i><b><font size=+2>Screeeech</font></b></i>
<b><font size=+3>SANAEEEEeee</font></b>
<i><b><font size=+3>Startled</font></b></i>
The 3rd Suwa Great War, begins.