Greetings Players and Administrators of Sassilization --

Because of the high amount of sexiness your servers players seem to find acceptable, we have come today to take action ourselves. I'm bound to say you already have seen the recent fail attacks against your server over the last days or so, which will continue until you decide to reconsider allowing your players to be sexier than other similar communities to ones like your own.

You have been told.

Some of the players in no particular order:
Blt - sexy beast
Rokon - grumpy old Troll that lives under the bridge,
Toni - hoss,
Ryaan - bhap god,
scoby do - amazing,
Uncle Flerp Di Derp - just plain sexy,
KaboomFoamtastic! - sexy overlord that rules em all,
Enok - gud lookin
Persious - lovely name
Digital - sexay
Wang - awwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaa
Arden - yup
Travis - Travis rhymes with sexy,
turtlekid - Superman
Mrkrabz - Thanks for the tiny bit of sexy,
Smithy311 - lover
Babbaj - falsely being ugly
Balverine - u kno he so sexy
Fro Dough - fro all yo kno he is a god
Jo The Shmo - jo the woah
[S.V.R] Clan -sexier and godlier (is that even a word)
QTesla - Tesla is the bessla
Someb0dy40 - all around sexey
jetleeskp - sexybadass lel

Admin ass's ---
Aaron - lovely dev
Arco - sexi admun
mozart - sexy badass
giggles - sexy beast
Kthnx.