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- 1
- 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,746
- <i>Oh, my God.
- Say something.</i>
- 2
- 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,081
- <i>What-- what should I say?</i>
- 3
- 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,349
- <i>Anything. I just--</i>
- 4
- 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,184
- <i>I just need to
- hear your accent.</i>
- 5
- 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,053
- <i>Well, technically,
- if you're the tourist,</i>
- 6
- 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,120
- <i>- then you're the one with--</i>
- <i>- Oh, my God.</i>
- 7
- 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,589
- <i>Shut up. Don't move.</i>
- 8
- 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,826
- Uh-huh. Don't move.
- 9
- 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,599
- No. Grab me!
- 10
- 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,835
- All right, okay.
- 11
- 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,837
- Just like that.
- 12
- 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,476
- Now turn me over.
- 13
- 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,112
- - Oh, Statton.
- - Oh, baby.
- 14
- 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:23,682
- - Mmm. Statton.
- - Oh, baby, baby, baby.
- 15
- 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,818
- Say my name.
- 16
- 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:29,521
- Say my name!
- 17
- 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,490
- - Anne?
- - What?
- 18
- 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,361
- - Anne?
- - You don't know my name.
- 19
- 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,530
- I'm-- I'm sorry.
- I'm bad with names.
- 20
- 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:39,731
- Well, don't you think
- you should at least
- 21
- 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,300
- try to remember
- the name of the person--
- 22
- 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,302
- I did. I did try.
- I did a mnemonic.
- 23
- 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,839
- - What?
- - I read a book which taught you how to remember names,
- 24
- 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:49,541
- and one way is to think
- of someone with the same name,
- 25
- 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,543
- - and my sister's name is Anne-Marie, so--
- - You were thinking
- 26
- 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,245
- of your sister
- when we were screwing?
- 27
- 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,515
- No, no, no.
- When we first met.
- 28
- 00:01:56,517 --> 00:02:00,152
- My sister's name is Anne-Marie,
- so I used her as a mnemonic.
- 29
- 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:04,389
- So I knew it was either Anne or
- Marie, I just couldn't remember which.
- 30
- 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:08,560
- And I was too embarrassed to ask again,
- 'cause we were already, you know,
- 31
- 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:13,465
- kissing by then, so--
- well, I'm guessing it's Marie.
- 32
- 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,302
- - It's Mary.
- - Oh.
- 33
- 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,406
- Sorry.
- I must have misheard.
- 34
- 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:23,342
- That bar was so noisy.
- 35
- 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,277
- You heard me offer
- to go to bed with you.
- 36
- 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:26,812
- Well, if I'd heard you say
- your name was Mary,
- 37
- 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,514
- it would have been no problem.
- My dog's called Mary.
- 38
- 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,149
- - I could have pictured her.
- - Oh, my fuck.
- 39
- 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,650
- - Oh, no, no.
- - God!
- 40
- 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,752
- I'm not saying that you remind
- me of a dog or anything.
- 41
- 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,355
- - I was just--
- - You were just saying that to remember my name,
- 42
- 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,757
- you had to bring
- your sister, your dog,
- 43
- 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,293
- and your grandmother
- into bed with us.
- 44
- 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:44,329
- Well, I remember your name.
- 45
- 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:47,866
- It's Statton. Statton Taylor.
- 46
- 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:52,704
- That's 'cause it's unusual. The-- the book
- says it's easy to remember unusual names.
- 47
- 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,307
- Plus, people tend to picture
- the Staten Island ferry.
- 48
- 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,309
- So what? I should change
- my name to Eiffel Tower
- 49
- 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,311
- - to make things easier for you?
- - No, no. I'm just saying
- 50
- 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,547
- you probably visualized
- the Staten Island ferry
- 51
- 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,849
- - without realizing it.
- - No, I didn't.
- 52
- 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:07,319
- I was just interested enough
- in who I was sleeping with
- 53
- 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,454
- to remember his name.
- 54
- 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,257
- So, did you know you were
- going to sleep with me
- 55
- 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,759
- when I first
- introduced myself?
- 56
- 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,727
- You always know.
- 57
- 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:16,895
- I've never been surprised
- 58
- 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,298
- to find myself
- in bed with anyone.
- 59
- 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,635
- - Have you?
- - Frequently.
- 60
- 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,371
- I'm always surprised that
- anyone wants to sleep with me.
- 61
- 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,341
- Frequently?
- How often do you do this?
- 62
- 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,210
- Oh, hardly ever.
- 63
- 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,848
- That's a lie.
- 64
- 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:39,785
- Never ever.
- 65
- 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,990
- I never have one-night stands.
- 66
- 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:49,561
- Well, you're definitely
- not completing this one.
- 67
- 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,965
- Stay right where you are.
- 68
- 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,939
- Do you like cop shows?
- Huh? Go to the movies?
- 69
- 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,842
- Then you're both over-qualified
- to survive this episode.
- 70
- 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,310
- We're here for your stuff.
- 71
- 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:08,013
- Yeah, we like shiny stuff.
- 72
- 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,015
- Jewelry, laptops, phones.
- 73
- 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:13,252
- Watches, credit cards,
- small change.
- 74
- 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,686
- My friend here
- will take your things.
- 75
- 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,755
- I will remove your jewelry.
- 76
- 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,824
- Now from the conversation
- we've just overheard,
- 77
- 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:23,695
- Statton, you-- you'd like to
- impress this lady, eh? Am I right?
- 78
- 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,597
- And even I know
- her name is Mary.
- 79
- 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,332
- - Not that.
- - Ooh!
- 80
- 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,702
- Bravery will be rewarded
- with a hole in the head.
- 81
- 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:34,473
- And cooperation...
- 82
- 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,476
- will be rewarded with a smile.
- 83
- 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,747
- Just think of your online
- status, Statton Taylor.
- 84
- 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:45,584
- "Survived being robbed at gunpoint."
- 85
- 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:49,888
- "Thumbs up, Mary." Like, like,
- like, like, like, like, like.
- 86
- 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:58,030
- Would you get off
- the bed, please?
- 87
- 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,672
- Come on, on with it!
- 88
- 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:15,580
- - Oh,<i> schiesse.</i>
- - You fucking shot me.
- 89
- 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:17,983
- - Why'd you fucking shoot me?
- - Well, you started it.
- 90
- 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,751
- There was somebody
- in the wardrobe.
- 91
- 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,020
- It's a fucking mirror,
- you Magoo.
- 92
- 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,556
- - You saw his reflection.
- - Yeah, well, who the fuck were you shooting at?
- 93
- 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,526
- I thought there was someone
- shooting behind me, which there was!
- 94
- 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,362
- Only I didn't know
- it was my fucking sidekick.
- 95
- 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:32,931
- If anyone's a fucking
- sidekick, okay, it is you.
- 96
- 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:36,568
- - You're a fucking sidekick.
- - Well, I'm not the one with a fucking bullet in my leg.
- 97
- 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,503
- Fuck you.
- Whose room is this?
- 98
- 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,372
- - Which one of you booked?
- - It's mine. It's mine.
- 99
- 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,474
- Yeah? You get up, okay?
- 100
- 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,476
- Call the front desk
- and say you've just been--
- 101
- 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:46,611
- you've just been disturbed by the
- bangs that you heard down the corridor.
- 102
- 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,715
- - What the fuck?
- - You always have to alert the authorities, okay?
- 103
- 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,451
- Alert the authorities
- and they'll never suspect you.
- 104
- 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,954
- - Do it.
- - All right. Okay, okay, okay,
- 105
- 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,825
- Okay.
- 106
- 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,127
- Hello.
- 107
- 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:05,097
- My name's Statton Taylor.
- I'm in room, uh...
- 108
- 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,499
- - Keep it natural. Keep it natural.
- - ...uh, 304.
- 109
- 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,469
- - Um, I just heard two loud shots.
- - Bangs!
- 110
- 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,137
- - Bangs!
- - Bangs. Bangs! Uh, uh--
- 111
- 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,805
- They might have not been shots.
- It could have been anything.
- 112
- 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,774
- Tell them that you need
- your sleep, okay?
- 113
- 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,642
- You don't want to be disturbed and
- you've got a thing in the morning.
- 114
- 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:21,546
- I don't want to be disturbed.
- I got a thing in the morning.
- 115
- 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,814
- - Early!
- - An early work--
- 116
- 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,650
- I have early work
- in the morning.
- 117
- 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:28,453
- Okay. Yes, please
- don't disturb me.
- 118
- 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,822
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- - Okay, thank you very much.
- 119
- 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:34,092
- Thank you. Okay, bye.
- 120
- 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,528
- - What did he say?
- - He said they heard it.
- 121
- 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,998
- - And?
- - They're looking into it.
- 122
- 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,734
- - Right, we need to go.
- - No, no, no, no, no.
- 123
- 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,170
- I can't go through reception
- dripping with blood.
- 124
- 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,805
- They're looking
- for a guy with a gun,
- 125
- 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,074
- and I got a fucking hole
- in my leg.
- 126
- 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,810
- Right. What do you
- want me to do?
- 127
- 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:54,780
- I just want you to watch me
- bleed to death, okay?
- 128
- 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,582
- Just go.
- Just get somebody, okay?
- 129
- 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,618
- Well, I cannot call
- a fucking ambulance, can I?
- 130
- 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:04,189
- No, no, Will-- Will's brother,
- okay, is a doctor, all right?
- 131
- 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:08,160
- - He's fucking 12!
- - His older brother.
- 132
- 00:07:08,162 --> 00:07:11,129
- Right, okay.
- Keep your fucking leg on.
- 133
- 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,165
- Take that, right?
- In case I get searched on my way out.
- 134
- 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:16,668
- Keep one trained on each
- of their fucking heads.
- 135
- 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,103
- Um, um, um, look--
- 136
- 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,871
- - Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- - Don't.
- 137
- 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,845
- Look, um,
- I know you don't care,
- 138
- 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,214
- but that pendant...
- 139
- 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:32,784
- I really need it.
- It was my mother's.
- 140
- 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,922
- It's-- it's of great
- sentimental value to me.
- 141
- 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:40,892
- Oh, well, um, okay.
- 142
- 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,228
- Money is of great
- sentimental value to me,
- 143
- 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,964
- and I know a man
- who will give me cash.
- 144
- 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,634
- God fucking damn it.
- 145
- 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:59,644
- Can I get dressed, please?
- 146
- 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,081
- Slowly.
- 147
- 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:15,126
- - Can I get dressed?
- - Do you have to?
- 148
- 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,817
- Mary, can you bring
- that sheet over, please?
- 149
- 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,827
- Can you tie it
- around my leg?
- 150
- 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,971
- Thank you, Mary. Thank you, Mary.
- 151
- 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,773
- Thank you very much.
- 152
- 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,017
- - Whose credit cards are these?
- - They're mine.
- 153
- 00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,986
- Says "Carol. Carol Page."
- 154
- 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:19,157
- I think if there's one thing
- we've all learned tonight,
- 155
- 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,593
- is that your name
- is definitely Mary.
- 156
- 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:24,796
- Are these stolen credit cards?
- 'Cause I do not want stolen credit cards.
- 157
- 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:29,768
- They're not stolen.
- Carol's my real name.
- 158
- 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,272
- You gave me a fake name?
- 159
- 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,874
- Whatevs.
- It was a one-night stand.
- 160
- 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,709
- I gave you a fake
- phone number as well.
- 161
- 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,744
- Then why were you so upset
- that I didn't call you Marie?
- 162
- 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,713
- - Mary!
- - Mary, for fuck's sake.
- 163
- 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,615
- It doesn't matter!
- It's not even her real name!
- 164
- 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,350
- It was the name
- that I told you,
- 165
- 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,153
- so, you know, it's still rude
- of you to not remember it.
- 166
- 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,255
- Well, why did you want to hear me
- say it if it's not even your name?
- 167
- 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,324
- 'Cause I knew
- you'd forgotten it.
- 168
- 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:56,094
- I could tell by the way you kept
- saying, "Oh, baby, baby, baby."
- 169
- 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,363
- So you were testing me during sex?
- 170
- 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,699
- That's entrapment.
- That is nice.
- 171
- 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:05,870
- Remembering the fake name I gave
- you is the minimum requirement.
- 172
- 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:09,007
- And, anyway,
- it's sort of my name.
- 173
- 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,110
- Sort of? How can it be
- sort of your name?
- 174
- 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:16,881
- It was my name
- when I was a nun.
- 175
- 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,883
- You were a nun?
- 176
- 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,386
- I was a novice for, like,
- two years when I was young.
- 177
- 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,623
- I was Sister Mary Catherine.
- 178
- 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,892
- You wanted him to call you by
- your nun name while you did it?
- 179
- 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,395
- - Well, that's hot.
- - Not because of that, no.
- 180
- 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,163
- Do you mind?
- This is private.
- 181
- 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,400
- Yeah. I'm feeling a bit
- like a fifth wheel.
- 182
- 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,801
- You want me to go?
- 183
- 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,240
- - Have you still got the habit?
- - Oh, come on.
- 184
- 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,410
- Oh, my God.
- 185
- 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,412
- Do you still have
- the habit?
- 186
- 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,114
- Not on me, no.
- 187
- 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,917
- Of course.
- Sorry, sorry.
- 188
- 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:56,287
- So, uh, you're a Catholic
- boy, too, then, eh?
- 189
- 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,089
- Yeah.
- 190
- 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,126
- Do you go to St. Godfrey's?
- I feel like I recognize you.
- 191
- 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,995
- I just got one
- of those faces.
- 192
- 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,397
- What are the chances, eh?
- 193
- 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,966
- Three strangers,
- all of us Catholic.
- 194
- 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:12,103
- - I'm not.
- - You were a nun.
- 195
- 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,806
- How can you be a nun
- and not be Catholic?
- 196
- 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,942
- It's one of those questions
- they never ask.
- 197
- 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,812
- They just assume
- if you sign up to be a nun,
- 198
- 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,681
- you know, must be Catholic.
- 199
- 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:26,017
- Always go to the authorities
- and they never suspect a thing.
- 200
- 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,819
- - Does that always work?
- - No.
- 201
- 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:32,323
- Yes. I learned it when I went
- to London when I was 19.
- 202
- 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,326
- - What, like in crime training?
- - No, going to the opera.
- 203
- 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,063
- - The opera?
- - Well, don't stereotype me, mate.
- 204
- 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,998
- - I wasn't.
- - Not everyone with a gun
- 205
- 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,168
- - is uncultured.
- - Carry on the story. I want to hear.
- 206
- 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:48,306
- When I first went to London,
- okay, I was, uh,
- 207
- 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,476
- training to be
- an opera singer.
- 208
- 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:55,313
- And, uh, we used to go
- to the interval,
- 209
- 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,315
- and, uh, no one
- would check the tickets,
- 210
- 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,050
- so we'd just jump in
- a spare seat.
- 211
- 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,754
- This one time,
- I went with my mate Callum,
- 212
- 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,856
- and they were sold out and
- I was about to do a runner,
- 213
- 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,793
- and he went up to this usher,
- who was a beautiful girl.
- 214
- 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,162
- And he said to her,
- "Have I got time to go
- 215
- 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,864
- to the toilet
- before it starts?"
- 216
- 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,501
- She says, "You can go
- to the toilet, but...
- 217
- 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,503
- I'll have to put you
- in a private box."
- 218
- 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:24,509
- So, uh, we watched
- the second half of "Tosca"
- 219
- 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,245
- in a private box like kings.
- 220
- 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,114
- Amazing.
- 221
- 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,750
- And after the opera,
- Callum shagged the usher.
- 222
- 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,121
- It was a beautiful night.
- 223
- 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,447
- That was lovely.
- 224
- 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:48,032
- So, you're an opera singer?
- What happened?
- 225
- 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,368
- Oh, it's a very competitive
- field, you know?
- 226
- 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,371
- You gotta be really good
- to progress and...
- 227
- 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:59,210
- this is an opportunity
- for some fast cash.
- 228
- 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,946
- And then one thing
- led to a...
- 229
- 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,948
- hole in the leg.
- 230
- 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,352
- What was your biggest part?
- 231
- 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:10,822
- Pirate King
- of "Pirates of Penzance."
- 232
- 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,891
- Wow.
- 233
- 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,060
- Just a tour. Just a tour,
- but mainly to tourists.
- 234
- 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,029
- - It's impressive.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 235
- 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,400
- Could you sing
- something for us?
- 236
- 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,303
- - Yeah.
- - It might take your mind off your leg.
- 237
- 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,573
- - No.
- - Oh, go on.
- 238
- 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,975
- - Please.
- - No, I couldn't.
- 239
- 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,546
- Oh, it's a non-smoking room.
- 240
- 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,048
- I need to do something
- for my pain, mate.
- 241
- 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,017
- Can I have one then?
- 242
- 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,828
- It's a non-smoking room.
- 243
- 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,429
- We won't tell if you won't.
- 244
- 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,364
- Yeah, Statton,
- live a little.
- 245
- 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:11,950
- ♪ I am the Pirate King ♪
- 246
- 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,186
- ♪ And it is, it is
- a glorious thing ♪
- 247
- 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:21,192
- ♪ To be the Pirate King ♪
- 248
- 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,633
- ♪ Oh, better far
- to live and die ♪
- 249
- 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,270
- ♪ Under the brave
- black flag I fly ♪
- 250
- 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,073
- ♪ Than play
- a sanctimonious part ♪
- 251
- 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,977
- ♪ With a pirate head
- and a pirate heart ♪
- 252
- 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:43,381
- ♪ I'll be true
- to the song I sing ♪
- 253
- 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,251
- ♪ And live and die ♪
- 254
- 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,154
- ♪ A Pirate King ♪
- 255
- 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:03,301
- ♪ For I am the Pirate King ♪
- 256
- 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,670
- ♪ Hurrah, hurrah,
- for the Pirate King ♪
- 257
- 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,006
- ♪ It is, it is
- a glorious thing ♪
- 258
- 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,041
- ♪ To be a Pirate King ♪
- 259
- 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,110
- ♪ It is, hurrah for
- the Pirate King ♪
- 260
- 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:18,182
- - ♪ Hurrah ♪
- - ♪ The Pirate King ♪
- 261
- 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,489
- Fuck.
- 262
- 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,696
- Oh, fuck.
- 263
- 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,197
- Fuck, fuck, fuck,
- fuck, fuck.
- 264
- 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,536
- Mr. Taylor?
- 265
- 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,605
- It's the hotel duty manager.
- 266
- 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,543
- - Get rid of him.
- - How?
- 267
- 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,546
- Answer the door and say you
- were disturbed by a shot.
- 268
- 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,383
- - A shot or a bang?
- - Bang, okay?
- 269
- 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,120
- Okay, no funny business,
- 'cause remember-- get on there.
- 270
- 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,489
- Remember, I've got a gun pointed
- at your girlfriend's head, mate.
- 271
- 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,158
- Girlfriend?
- 272
- 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,495
- Mr. Taylor?
- 273
- 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,563
- Mr. Taylor?
- 274
- 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,301
- Fuck it!
- I'll go, I'll go.
- 275
- 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,338
- I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
- 276
- 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,612
- What's going on, huh?
- 277
- 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,382
- I was just woken up by an alarm
- and then a shot-- bang.
- 278
- 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,486
- Whatever.
- And now you're thumping on my door.
- 279
- 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,122
- Sorry, Mr. Taylor.
- 280
- 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:35,126
- We had a complaint about,
- uh, some kind of singing
- 281
- 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,596
- - coming from your room.
- - That was next door.
- 282
- 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,131
- I was gonna complain
- about that, too.
- 283
- 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,433
- Okay, I'm going for his gun.
- 284
- 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,469
- He's wounded.
- We can overpower him.
- 285
- 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,438
- - No, no. He'll kill us.
- - He might kill us anyway. Come on.
- 286
- 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,607
- I got an ace up my sleeve.
- I've remembered where I know him from.
- 287
- 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,442
- - What? Where?
- - His name's Kipper.
- 288
- 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,778
- - Oh, his name you remember?
- - Well, I pictured a herring,
- 289
- 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:56,614
- - and the book says it's easier to remember unusual names.
- - Oh, my fuck!
- 290
- 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,517
- - Look, when I tell him--
- - Do not fucking tell him.
- 291
- 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,786
- - What?
- - If he knows you, he'll have to kill you.
- 292
- 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,156
- - Why?
- - Statton, I don't want to die,
- 293
- 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,292
- and neither do you, so shut the fuck
- up, and follow my lead.
- 294
- 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,360
- But he--
- 295
- 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,612
- I think you were right.
- I do remember you.
- 296
- 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:33,117
- No, I just think you got one
- of those faces, like you said.
- 297
- 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,686
- How can it be my face
- if I remember you?
- 298
- 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,659
- You...
- 299
- 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,494
- were at Danno's party.
- 300
- 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,166
- No, I-- I don't think I was.
- 301
- 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,135
- Yes! Danno's!
- 302
- 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,804
- You're the piano tuner guy.
- 303
- 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,806
- We were doing shots
- in the kitchen.
- 304
- 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:59,310
- Oh, that Danno, yes.
- Yes, I was. Yes.
- 305
- 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,213
- - Sorry.
- - I totally remember you.
- 306
- 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,449
- So, you live around here?
- 307
- 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,518
- - Mm-hmm.
- - Then why are we in a hotel?
- 308
- 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,556
- Come on, Statton.
- 309
- 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,525
- You don't want to die
- with a lie on your conscience.
- 310
- 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,728
- That is true. As a Catholic,
- it's highly inadvisable.
- 311
- 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,868
- I, um, still live
- with my wife.
- 312
- 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:27,305
- - Oh, Jesus.
- - No, we're separated.
- 313
- 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,373
- I sleep on the sofa
- in the living room.
- 314
- 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,375
- Just hasn't been
- the right time to leave.
- 315
- 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,312
- Sure, you're separated,
- but you still live together.
- 316
- 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,548
- - Totally believable.
- - I promise you, she won't mind me being here.
- 317
- 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,651
- - I could introduce you, if you like.
- - No, I'm fine, really.
- 318
- 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:47,725
- So, uh,
- how do you know Danno?
- 319
- 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,627
- Well, my mate Theo
- is his supplier.
- 320
- 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,329
- You're a drug dealer, too?
- 321
- 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,398
- No. Theo's a drug dealer.
- 322
- 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,634
- I would never be
- a drug dealer.
- 323
- 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,403
- It's too fussy.
- Might as well be a shopkeeper.
- 324
- 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,280
- Oh.
- 325
- 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,849
- Yeah? What do you got?
- 326
- 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,653
- Will's brother
- is cave-diving in Azerbaijan.
- 327
- 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,923
- - I'm fucking dying here.
- - <i>Yeah, I know.</i>
- 328
- 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,225
- - <i>I'm exploring other options.</i>
- - Like what?
- 329
- 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:25,596
- - Theo knows this vet.
- - A vet? Victor the vet?
- 330
- 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,798
- Yeah, I think he said
- his name was Victor, yeah.
- 331
- 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,268
- Well, he's not even a real vet.
- He got his diploma on the Internet.
- 332
- 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,704
- Well, Theo swears by him. Said he was
- a star when his wee doggie got shot.
- 333
- 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,274
- I won't see a vet without
- proper qualifications.
- 334
- 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,610
- Hey, that doggie has little
- wheels on his back legs now.
- 335
- 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,714
- Are you telling me that his last
- patient is now a paraplegic?
- 336
- 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,952
- Yeah, all right,
- I'll sort something else out.
- 337
- 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,222
- And a packet of chewing gum, please.
- Sugar-free.
- 338
- 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,492
- How's the situation now?
- 339
- 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,628
- Oh, ahem, yeah,
- situation's under control, Dec.
- 340
- 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,631
- You'll never guess.
- 341
- 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,935
- Statton and I have met before
- at one of Danno's parties.
- 342
- 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,372
- What the fuck?
- Are you a chartered moron?
- 343
- 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,442
- If he knows you,
- he can ID you.
- 344
- 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,644
- If they can hear you,
- don't say a fucking word.
- 345
- 00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,584
- This is why you
- are the sidekick.
- 346
- 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:24,355
- Fuck you. What do I do?
- 347
- 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,692
- Well, you're gonna
- have to kill 'em.
- 348
- 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,960
- What?
- 349
- 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,997
- Well, I, uh--
- I've, uh, never--
- 350
- 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,801
- never really had any experience
- in that kind of area before.
- 351
- 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,972
- Are you trying to tell me that you
- have never killed anyone before?
- 352
- 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,506
- That's correct.
- 353
- 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:46,310
- Jesus. You must have.
- 354
- 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:48,346
- - Well, I haven't.
- - <i>Are you sure?</i>
- 355
- 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,448
- Well, I'm pretty sure I'd
- remember that sort of thing.
- 356
- 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,984
- Jesus, Kipper.
- 357
- 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:56,854
- And, um, you know, there's been
- a little bit of bonding,
- 358
- 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,290
- and, uh, reminiscences
- and all that.
- 359
- 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,726
- I have three previous.
- 360
- 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,527
- I'm on parole.
- 361
- 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:07,031
- I will get 20 years
- for armed robbery.
- 362
- 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,634
- I am not gonna do
- 20 fucking years
- 363
- 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,636
- 'cause you're a French fancy!
- 364
- 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,973
- All right.
- 365
- 00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:18,976
- You'll have to kill her, too.
- 366
- 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,713
- No. No.
- 367
- 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:28,886
- - <i>No, no.</i>
- - She will see you kill him.
- 368
- 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,756
- We can't have her being
- a witness to that, can we?
- 369
- 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:36,961
- I can't do it.
- 370
- 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,332
- All right, I'll do it,
- 371
- 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:44,068
- if you admit
- you're the sidekick.
- 372
- 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,905
- You're wrong. It got a lot friendly,
- and you don't shoot a friend.
- 373
- 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,808
- I'm a lot less shootable
- now that he knows me socially.
- 374
- 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,077
- No, no, no.
- You're wrong.
- 375
- 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,414
- He can't let you go,
- so now he can't let me go.
- 376
- 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,918
- As soon as this is through
- 377
- 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,754
- I'm taking Tina
- and the kids...
- 378
- 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,534
- Drop the gun and the phone.
- 379
- 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:22,506
- - How did you get that?
- - You left it on the chair, Pirate King.
- 380
- 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,977
- I am the sidekick.
- 381
- 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,592
- Hello, my name's Statton Taylor.
- I'm in room 304.
- 382
- 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:43,961
- We need police
- and ambulance right away.
- 383
- 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,863
- Oh, thank you very much.
- Okay, bye.
- 384
- 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,968
- Police are on their way up 'cause
- of the earlier bangs-- shot, shots.
- 385
- 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,403
- - Statton?
- - Hmm?
- 386
- 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,039
- - Get the gun.
- - Oh, right.
- 387
- 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:04,815
- Please, give me a chance.
- Give me a head start, okay?
- 388
- 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,618
- I've got kids,
- I'm an opera singer, and...
- 389
- 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,987
- I'm clearly not good
- at this.
- 390
- 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,992
- I'll quit.
- 391
- 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,927
- I'll go into teaching.
- 392
- 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:30,608
- - Police! Get on the floor!
- - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Get on the floor!
- 393
- 00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,511
- Thank Christ you're here!
- 394
- 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,813
- - What?
- - They tried to kill me! I brought her up to my room,
- 395
- 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,548
- and she pulled out a gun
- and called her boyfriend.
- 396
- 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,918
- - He was robbing us.
- - You get your heads down!
- 397
- 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,154
- The room's in my name.
- My name's Statton Taylor.
- 398
- 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,022
- Of course it is.
- And I'm the one being held at gunpoint.
- 399
- 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,525
- - I'm Statton Taylor!
- - No, he's not!
- 400
- 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,793
- - Shut the fuck up!
- - Okay, okay, okay.
- 401
- 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:50,494
- Have you got any ID, sir?
- 402
- 00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:53,063
- - Hey, that's my wallet!
- - Shut it!
- 403
- 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:04,208
- - Any photo ID?
- - Ah, Jesus. They're the ones with the guns.
- 404
- 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,812
- - Whose ID do you think it is?
- - It's mine! He stole the wallet from me!
- 405
- 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,781
- Very slowly look up
- towards the door.
- 406
- 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,817
- Sedgwick, manager.
- 407
- 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,486
- Which one of these men
- is Statton Taylor?
- 408
- 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,690
- - That one.
- - What?
- 409
- 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,892
- - I talked to him earlier.
- - His name is Kipper.
- 410
- 00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,161
- He went to the door.
- He had us at gunpoint.
- 411
- 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,964
- You're the one with the guns.
- He's the one that's wounded.
- 412
- 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,135
- - Twice. Wounded twice.
- - We'll get you to the hospital, Mr. Taylor.
- 413
- 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,737
- - We'll take a statement in the morning.
- - Thank you, officer.
- 414
- 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:34,772
- I thought they
- were gonna kill me.
- 415
- 00:24:34,774 --> 00:24:37,641
- We do our job, that's all.
- 416
- 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,944
- You do not
- have to say anything,
- 417
- 00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:43,013
- but it may harm your defense if
- you don't mention when questioned
- 418
- 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:46,083
- something you later
- rely on in court.
- 419
- 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:14,011
- Fuck. Statton, I think I've got
- a wrap of coke in my pocket.
- 420
- 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,514
- What? Cocaine?
- 421
- 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,949
- Mm-hmm. Can you reach it?
- It's in my jacket pocket.
- 422
- 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:22,953
- - But they searched you.
- - There's a zip pocket inside the pocket.
- 423
- 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:28,092
- - Just leave it there.
- - No, no. They might have dogs at the station.
- 424
- 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:31,161
- Why do you have cocaine anyway? It's illegal.
- 425
- 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:33,797
- It's from a party
- weeks ago.
- 426
- 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:36,967
- - Just get it.
- - All right.
- 427
- 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,269
- God!
- 428
- 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,875
- I can't.
- 429
- 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,878
- - That is not my pocket.
- - Sorry.
- 430
- 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,880
- I've got it,
- I've got it, I've got it.
- 431
- 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,717
- Let's hand it in.
- 432
- 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,954
- No, no. Just drop it
- when we get out of the van.
- 433
- 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,691
- No, you always go to the authorities,
- that way they never suspect you.
- 434
- 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,263
- Officer?
- 435
- 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:09,266
- - Officer, I found illegal drugs in the back of your van.
- - Statton, no, no, no.
- 436
- 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:46,370
- Not your first time then.
- 437
- 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,106
- - What?
- - We've run a check on your girlfriend's fingerprints.
- 438
- 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,876
- - She's not my girlfriend.
- - Oh, I'm sorry. Your "lady friend."
- 439
- 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:55,813
- Her name is Yvonne Page,
- 440
- 00:26:55,815 --> 00:27:00,284
- and she has a previous
- for armed robbery.
- 441
- 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:03,087
- We're not saying anything
- till our lawyer gets here.
- 442
- 00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:06,657
- - Come back then.
- - Oh, I will.
- 443
- 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,675
- Fucking sidekick.
- 444
- 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:26,910
- Fuck.
- 445
- 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:38,155
- Where's the leg
- that needs fixing then?
- 446
- 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:42,793
- Your name's Yvonne?
- Your name's not even Carol.
- 447
- 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,795
- You have previous convictions.
- 448
- 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,430
- Oh, that's it,
- we're going down.
- 449
- 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,766
- Oh, calm down.
- It's not like I planned this.
- 450
- 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,934
- If I did, I wouldn't have a
- criminal record now, would I?
- 451
- 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:54,104
- Still your fault. You grabbed the gun.
- You had the cocaine.
- 452
- 00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,140
- Oh, my God,
- I'm going down for armed robbery.
- 453
- 00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:59,677
- Oh, my giddy Christ, why didn't you
- tell me you'd already been arrested?
- 454
- 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:02,246
- - It was a long time ago. I--
- - Well, how long ago?
- 455
- 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:03,914
- Was it before
- or after the nunnery?
- 456
- 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,317
- It was actually the reason
- I was asked to leave.
- 457
- 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,822
- You committed armed robbery
- when you were a nun?
- 458
- 00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,824
- I just drove the getaway car.
- 459
- 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,959
- No one thought they'd chase
- the convent car.
- 460
- 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:18,462
- It had St. Lucy of the Isle
- Convent written all over it.
- 461
- 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,097
- You were a nun here
- on the island?
- 462
- 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,832
- - Mm-hmm.
- - I thought you were a tourist.
- 463
- 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,333
- I left the island years ago.
- 464
- 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,703
- I just come back
- every now and again.
- 465
- 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:27,938
- To wreak havoc
- and get people arrested.
- 466
- 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,374
- Look, you're making
- too much of it.
- 467
- 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:33,310
- I got a suspended sentence,
- I didn't do time.
- 468
- 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,978
- Who are you even
- doing this with?
- 469
- 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,114
- - Errant nuns who needed--
- - No.
- 470
- 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:39,116
- I fell in with a bad crowd.
- 471
- 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:41,085
- How? You were living
- in a convent!
- 472
- 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:44,321
- They were a youth group.
- Troubled teens.
- 473
- 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,724
- I was supposed to be
- mentoring them,
- 474
- 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:49,159
- - but instead--
- - Instead, you committed armed robbery with them.
- 475
- 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,229
- Oh, they were fun, and they offered
- to give me some of the cash.
- 476
- 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,399
- You have no idea how hard
- the vow of poverty is.
- 477
- 00:28:55,401 --> 00:29:01,772
- - Fuck-a-fuck.
- - Way worse than chastity by far.
- 478
- 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,214
- Hello.
- Statton Taylor speaking.
- 479
- 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:14,284
- - Kipper! What's going on?
- - Oh, calm down, mum.
- 480
- 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:17,154
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- I'm in the hospital.
- 481
- 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:20,290
- - You're not in the nick?
- - <i>No. No, no, no.</i>
- 482
- 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,459
- They caught the pair
- that did it.
- 483
- 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:28,899
- Are you telling me
- the two people that can ID us
- 484
- 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,534
- are in the fucking nick?
- 485
- 00:29:30,536 --> 00:29:32,302
- That's right, mum.
- 486
- 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:43,981
- <i>You really stupid,
- you know that?</i>
- 487
- 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:47,050
- I woke Petal up
- and got her to put on
- 488
- 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,219
- a nurse's uniform
- to instill confidence in you,
- 489
- 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,555
- and you're not
- even fucking here!
- 490
- 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,323
- Look, someone with
- a first aid certificate
- 491
- 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:56,260
- that you do weekly role-play
- with is not a nurse.
- 492
- 00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,230
- Mum.
- 493
- 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:03,033
- Just get yourself out of the
- hospital as soon as you can,
- 494
- 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,536
- before
- the Bobbsey twins ID you.
- 495
- 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,306
- Love you, bye.
- 496
- 00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:11,408
- Prick.
- 497
- 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:16,580
- We have to go, Petal.
- 498
- 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:20,083
- Shame to waste the bed.
- 499
- 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:25,022
- You could be done
- in three minutes, Dec-ster.
- 500
- 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:36,300
- This can't be happening.
- This can't be happening to me.
- 501
- 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:39,169
- - This is your fault!
- - This is good for you.
- 502
- 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,872
- You needed
- something like this.
- 503
- 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:57,621
- I don't want no trouble.
- I just wanna go home.
- 504
- 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:04,628
- Seems to me
- like you need a new start.
- 505
- 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,297
- Get your own place.
- 506
- 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:09,132
- That problem
- seems to be solved.
- 507
- 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,134
- I'm about to get
- a cell of my own.
- 508
- 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:13,136
- It'd be better than
- what you have.
- 509
- 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,138
- You got no life.
- 510
- 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,574
- Don't judge me.
- You can't judge me.
- 511
- 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:21,011
- I run my own business.
- I tune pianos, which is a--
- 512
- 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,946
- Which is,
- when you think about it,
- 513
- 00:31:22,948 --> 00:31:25,315
- making something someone else
- made very slightly better.
- 514
- 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,285
- You don't make pianos.
- You don't make music.
- 515
- 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:32,356
- What the-- I allow
- other people to make music.
- 516
- 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:36,026
- Well, aren't you tired of letting
- other people make the music?
- 517
- 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:39,663
- When I started, there were
- a thousand functioning pianos
- 518
- 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,232
- on this island,
- and now there are 400.
- 519
- 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:46,937
- I'm not even a failed musician anymore.
- I'm a failed piano tuner.
- 520
- 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,341
- Except now
- I'll be nothing,
- 521
- 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,210
- because I'll have
- a criminal record.
- 522
- 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:56,079
- And what school or church
- or community hall
- 523
- 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,682
- is gonna give me the run
- of their place, eh?
- 524
- 00:31:58,684 --> 00:32:02,953
- Because my life,
- the one you say I don't have,
- 525
- 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,421
- will be over.
- 526
- 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:07,190
- You're acting like
- we're guilty here.
- 527
- 00:32:07,192 --> 00:32:09,593
- The whole thing is kinda
- funny when you think about it.
- 528
- 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,195
- The cops arresting us
- while the guy was in the room?
- 529
- 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:14,097
- That wasn't remotely funny.
- 530
- 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,066
- And who gives a flying frick
- if we're innocent
- 531
- 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:17,434
- if we can't prove it?
- 532
- 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,704
- Look, when our lawyer
- gets here, he--
- 533
- 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:23,974
- he should be here.
- What time is it?
- 534
- 00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:26,543
- Well, I don't know, because
- the very expensive watch
- 535
- 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,145
- that my wife bought me
- has been stolen.
- 536
- 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:30,080
- It wasn't expensive.
- It was a fake.
- 537
- 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,382
- My wife bought me that watch
- from a very, very--
- 538
- 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:34,685
- Then your wife was ripped off.
- 539
- 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,987
- My dad was a jeweler.
- 540
- 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,722
- I spent
- my childhood in Philly
- 541
- 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:41,491
- sitting in the back of
- his shop wearing a loupe.
- 542
- 00:32:41,493 --> 00:32:44,461
- He called me Diamond Lil'.
- 543
- 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:47,731
- My watch might be fake,
- but at least I'm not.
- 544
- 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:50,701
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 545
- 00:32:50,703 --> 00:32:55,238
- Mary, Carol,
- Yvonne-- whatever.
- 546
- 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,607
- Is there anything else
- you want to tell me?
- 547
- 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,409
- I don't want
- any more surprises.
- 548
- 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:02,245
- Well, one thing,
- 549
- 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:05,382
- but it's tiny,
- not even worth mentioning.
- 550
- 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:08,418
- - What?
- - It's nothing.
- 551
- 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,587
- I demand you tell me.
- 552
- 00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:13,557
- Don't laugh at me.
- This is my life!
- 553
- 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:17,127
- - It was a bar fight.
- - You were in a bar fight.
- 554
- 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,762
- I was protecting a friend.
- 555
- 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:21,431
- Some guy was getting sleazy
- with her in the strip club.
- 556
- 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,001
- What were you doing
- in a strip club?
- 557
- 00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:26,336
- Stripping.
- 558
- 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,742
- Right.
- 559
- 00:33:31,744 --> 00:33:34,578
- Okay.
- 560
- 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,113
- Right.
- 561
- 00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:39,783
- Was this before
- or after the nunnery?
- 562
- 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,152
- After.
- 563
- 00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:45,288
- I couldn't pay the bills,
- couldn't go home.
- 564
- 00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,290
- Did they know
- you were a nun?
- 565
- 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,292
- That was my act.
- 566
- 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:52,029
- - What was?
- - Stripping nun.
- 567
- 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:56,666
- My character was called
- Our Lady Of The Night.
- 568
- 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,780
- You don't have to stay here
- all night, you know.
- 569
- 00:34:09,782 --> 00:34:14,184
- - Not on my account.
- - Don't worry, mate.
- 570
- 00:34:14,186 --> 00:34:17,287
- Better in here than it is out
- there, I can assure you.
- 571
- 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,589
- Don't want to stretch
- your legs or anything?
- 572
- 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:23,493
- Oh, thanks.
- I'm meant to be here,
- 573
- 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:27,230
- just until they've taken
- your statement in the morning
- 574
- 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,733
- and checked your ID.
- Just formalities.
- 575
- 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:36,373
- Well, I feel really reassured
- that you're gonna be here,
- 576
- 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,774
- Officer...
- 577
- 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:41,411
- - Uh, Dean.
- - Dean.
- 578
- 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:46,583
- After all I've been through.
- 579
- 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,527
- Well, I've, um--
- 580
- 00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:01,698
- I've gone and got myself
- an errant nine on the top line.
- 581
- 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,767
- Are you any good
- at "Suduku"?
- 582
- 00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:09,172
- Sudoku.
- 583
- 00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,714
- Do you know, I'll have a go
- at this for you, officer,
- 584
- 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:23,386
- if you could get me a little
- chocolate biscuit or something?
- 585
- 00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:26,556
- Hot drink? Anything?
- 586
- 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:30,460
- Call me Luke, now that
- we're sharing a "Sudoku."
- 587
- 00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:35,465
- Yeah, a crisp.
- 588
- 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,579
- You might not care,
- but I have things I need to get back for.
- 589
- 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,281
- Oh, really? Do you, Statton?
- 590
- 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,816
- You sleep on
- your wife's sofa bed.
- 591
- 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,584
- What were your
- big plans tonight,
- 592
- 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,353
- to go home
- and jerk off and cry?
- 593
- 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:59,589
- - Jerk off and cry?
- - Jerk off and cry.
- 594
- 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:02,259
- - Fuck off and die.
- - Oh, come on!
- 595
- 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,761
- Isn't a part of you enjoying that
- something's happening to you?
- 596
- 00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:06,930
- - No!
- - Wouldn't you like to have one story
- 597
- 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,232
- that didn't end with,
- "And there was a cat
- 598
- 00:36:09,234 --> 00:36:10,734
- trapped in my piano
- all along?"
- 599
- 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,936
- You loved that story!
- You laughed at that story--
- 600
- 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,205
- that story got you
- into my bed!
- 601
- 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:18,742
- That story made me realize
- that you needed to get laid.
- 602
- 00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:22,612
- And you know what else?
- 603
- 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:24,781
- At the hotel,
- 604
- 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:29,619
- I left the door
- unlocked deliberately
- 605
- 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:33,623
- because
- it's more exciting that way.
- 606
- 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:37,394
- You fucked up nun!
- You fucked up fucking nun!
- 607
- 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,466
- Mm-hmm.
- Yup, yup, yup.
- 608
- 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:44,734
- Well, this seems
- to be the room,
- 609
- 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,337
- that makes you
- the clients.
- 610
- 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,939
- Are you our lawyer?
- 611
- 00:36:48,941 --> 00:36:51,808
- - Yeah. Yup.
- - Can I get some ice please?
- 612
- 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:56,346
- I doubt it. No. The facilities
- here are surprisingly two-star.
- 613
- 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,481
- - I'm really hurt.
- - No shit.
- 614
- 00:36:58,483 --> 00:37:00,217
- So, tell me
- how innocent you are.
- 615
- 00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,385
- How the cops
- have got it all wrong.
- 616
- 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,520
- They have got it all wrong.
- 617
- 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,655
- Okay, Yvonne,
- I'm listening.
- 618
- 00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:07,357
- I prefer Carol.
- 619
- 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,992
- Or Mary or countless
- other names.
- 620
- 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:10,493
- Always reassures the court
- if you have a number
- 621
- 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:11,628
- of functional pseudonyms.
- 622
- 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,263
- Yvonne will do.
- 623
- 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,665
- Yeah. Yup, yup, yup.
- 624
- 00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:18,835
- Well, I'm Rich.
- Uh, name only.
- 625
- 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:20,670
- Obviously,
- not literally rich
- 626
- 00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,539
- or I'd be drunk
- this time of night.
- 627
- 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:25,375
- Look, these guys, they stole my
- watch, they stole my identity.
- 628
- 00:37:25,377 --> 00:37:28,011
- Yup, yup, yup.
- Well, I think I have enough.
- 629
- 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,813
- - You don't have a enough.
- - They held us and gunpoint.
- 630
- 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,281
- I have enough
- to get you bail.
- 631
- 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:32,916
- But you don't need bail
- in the UK.
- 632
- 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,484
- This is not the UK.
- 633
- 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,686
- It's an island
- Crown dependency.
- 634
- 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,788
- You can get to
- the mainland on a rowboat.
- 635
- 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:42,759
- You need bail.
- So, who do I call?
- 636
- 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,028
- - I don't know.
- - No one springs to mind.
- 637
- 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,296
- Me neither.
- 638
- 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:49,899
- Okay.
- 639
- 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:55,905
- Tell me a very,
- very interesting story.
- 640
- 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,544
- Hello, Danno.
- Look, I'm sorry it's so late.
- 641
- 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:03,713
- Uh, it's Statton.
- 642
- 00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:06,549
- Yeah, right back to you.
- Yeah, fine, fine.
- 643
- 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,886
- How are you? Uh, look, sorry,
- mate, I need to get to the point.
- 644
- 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:13,056
- Do you remember a guy
- called Kipper from your party?
- 645
- 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:15,725
- Yeah, do you know
- his surname?
- 646
- 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:20,063
- - Oh, no, he doesn't know.
- - Give me that.
- 647
- 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:23,733
- Danno, are you Catholic?
- 648
- 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,902
- Well, I'm a virgin
- motherfucking nun
- 649
- 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,305
- and I need you to
- reach back down there
- 650
- 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,574
- into you subconscious and figure the
- fuck out what Kipper's last name is
- 651
- 00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:34,744
- or I'll personally see to it
- that you're stuck in Purgatory
- 652
- 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,914
- for the duration of your
- natural born death!
- 653
- 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,582
- Whew! Oof.
- 654
- 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:40,750
- Yup.
- 655
- 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,555
- Motherfucker.
- 656
- 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,462
- Get the hospital
- on the phone now.
- 657
- 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:54,364
- Right. What was
- his sidekick's name?
- 658
- 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:57,967
- I don't remember.
- I'm not very good with names.
- 659
- 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,838
- They did say.
- I did a mnemonic.
- 660
- 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,073
- You used my mnemonics?
- 661
- 00:39:03,075 --> 00:39:05,108
- I pictured the Titanic.
- 662
- 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,876
- Rearranging deck chairs
- on the Titanic.
- 663
- 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,511
- His name is Deck Chair!
- 664
- 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,646
- Dec. Short for Declan.
- 665
- 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:10,647
- Dec, Dec.
- His name's Dec.
- 666
- 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,915
- Uh...
- 667
- 00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,519
- Yeah, Kipper's gone.
- 668
- 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,621
- He walked out
- of the hospital
- 669
- 00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:22,025
- when Officer Dean went to
- get him a chocolate bickie.
- 670
- 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,628
- Go and make up
- a better story
- 671
- 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,797
- of how this criminal
- got away.
- 672
- 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:30,133
- Ideally, one that doesn't
- make me look like a prick
- 673
- 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,435
- for allowing the two
- of you out of the station.
- 674
- 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,673
- Go.
- 675
- 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:42,779
- - Could we go?
- - You're still charged with possession of cocaine.
- 676
- 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:45,648
- I think under
- the circumstances, Sergeant,
- 677
- 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,650
- all charges
- should be dropped.
- 678
- 00:39:47,652 --> 00:39:49,919
- Do you?
- Sadly, I disagree.
- 679
- 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:54,524
- Officer,
- the drugs were mine.
- 680
- 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,826
- Statton had nothing
- to do with it.
- 681
- 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,528
- Well, he was holding them,
- 682
- 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,029
- which means
- you're both in possession
- 683
- 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,665
- with conspiracy to pervert
- the course of justice.
- 684
- 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:06,403
- Your bail just doubled,
- you numpties!
- 685
- 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:26,790
- Dec, I am out. I'm out.
- 686
- 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:30,560
- Oh, good. They'll be out
- sooner or later, too.
- 687
- 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:31,828
- We got to get rid of them.
- 688
- 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,463
- No, no, no, no,
- it's too late.
- 689
- 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:34,664
- Too late,
- they'll definitely
- 690
- 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,865
- have talked by now,
- definitely.
- 691
- 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,033
- Yeah, but you can't
- have a trial
- 692
- 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,035
- without witnesses,
- can you, buddy?
- 693
- 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:42,906
- <i>I told you, right,
- not to go into a room</i>
- 694
- 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,041
- where people
- were still awake.
- 695
- 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,043
- I told you
- it was reckless.
- 696
- 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,478
- But you didn't listen.
- 697
- 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,046
- It was just meant to be
- a bit of fun.
- 698
- 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,681
- Something funny
- to tell the boys.
- 699
- 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:53,583
- Yeah, well, I'll tell you
- what is funny, okay?
- 700
- 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:55,585
- I gotta lay low, Dec? Okay?
- The cops are after me
- 701
- 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,053
- and they don't know
- what you look like!
- 702
- 00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:01,224
- Does your kid know
- what you look like?
- 703
- 00:41:01,226 --> 00:41:03,092
- Because at this rate,
- he'll be identifying
- 704
- 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:06,229
- your dead body
- in the morgue, mate.
- 705
- 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,074
- Hello, Denise,
- I'm sorry to wake you.
- 706
- 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:22,912
- Um, I'm in the police station.
- 707
- 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,247
- I really don't want to ask,
- 708
- 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:30,920
- but, uh, could you, um,
- bail me out?
- 709
- 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,890
- And my friend?
- 710
- 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,661
- - Denise, thanks. Look--
- - This your friend?
- 711
- 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:40,630
- Yeah.
- 712
- 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,565
- Can I have a word
- with you please?
- 713
- 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:45,168
- Um, sure.
- 714
- 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:04,621
- Okay, I'll bail you out,
- but you got take him.
- 715
- 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:07,290
- - What?
- - He can't come back to me.
- 716
- 00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,791
- Look, I don't know
- what you think this is--
- 717
- 00:42:08,793 --> 00:42:10,927
- We broke up a year ago--
- 718
- 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,563
- sorry,
- I don't know your name.
- 719
- 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,799
- Call me Carol.
- 720
- 00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:20,136
- Carol, please,
- we broke up a year ago.
- 721
- 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,605
- - Got a divorce.
- - Well, he said separated.
- 722
- 00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:26,709
- He always says that.
- We signed divorce papers.
- 723
- 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:29,679
- He said he was gonna
- get his own place,
- 724
- 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:30,813
- he was just staying
- on the sofa bed
- 725
- 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:32,315
- - for a couple of weeks.
- - Yeah.
- 726
- 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,817
- Well, I've started
- seeing someone else.
- 727
- 00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:37,086
- Six months went by,
- new guy wants to move in.
- 728
- 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,822
- - Oh, I see.
- - Do you know, tonight is the first night
- 729
- 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,858
- that he stayed out
- after 10:00?
- 730
- 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:47,830
- I was so hopeful.
- I thought, "This is it.
- 731
- 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,833
- He's met someone.
- He's gonna go!"
- 732
- 00:42:50,835 --> 00:42:52,835
- I think it's more
- of a one-night kinda--
- 733
- 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:54,837
- No. No, it can't be.
- 734
- 00:42:54,839 --> 00:42:57,707
- I'll pay you to be
- his transitional girl.
- 735
- 00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:58,942
- I mean, I'll bail you out.
- 736
- 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:00,610
- Well, can't you just
- ask him to leave?
- 737
- 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:06,049
- I've tried to!
- He just keeps not leaving.
- 738
- 00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:09,852
- I have come home
- furious as fuck,
- 739
- 00:43:09,854 --> 00:43:12,188
- ready to throw him out,
- change the locks,
- 740
- 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,724
- and he's just...
- 741
- 00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:16,192
- he's cooked a risotto,
- 742
- 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:19,329
- changed my light bulbs.
- 743
- 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:21,364
- He's just not
- the sort of guy
- 744
- 00:43:21,366 --> 00:43:25,201
- who you can throw out.
- 745
- 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:28,037
- But now, now!
- This is his own fault, you know.
- 746
- 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,873
- I can do this now.
- It might be my last shot.
- 747
- 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:34,043
- - I don't know.
- - Skip bail if you want.
- 748
- 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,378
- Get the ferry
- to the mainland.
- 749
- 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,347
- I don't care,
- just take him with you.
- 750
- 00:43:37,349 --> 00:43:40,116
- I beg you.
- 751
- 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:50,393
- Do you take plastic?
- 752
- 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,229
- You're throwing me out?
- 753
- 00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:56,399
- No, you're leaving me
- for her.
- 754
- 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:57,900
- But I need to come home.
- I just got robbed.
- 755
- 00:43:57,902 --> 00:44:00,403
- I haven't got any money.
- 756
- 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,071
- All right, you can have
- what I've got in my purse,
- 757
- 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,773
- then call the bank tomorrow.
- 758
- 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:07,076
- You're in luck. Here's 100.
- Good luck, Statton.
- 759
- 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:09,912
- - What about my stuff, my--
- - I'll send it on.
- 760
- 00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:16,052
- Where to?
- 761
- 00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:18,854
- Babe, ask Carol, huh?
- You live with her now.
- 762
- 00:44:27,932 --> 00:44:30,099
- We made a deal.
- 763
- 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:39,942
- Statton! Statton, wait.
- 764
- 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:41,444
- Wait.
- 765
- 00:44:41,446 --> 00:44:43,346
- Statton, Statton.
- 766
- 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:46,449
- Wait! Come on!
- 767
- 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,818
- I can't believe you did
- a deal for me.
- 768
- 00:44:48,820 --> 00:44:52,121
- - I'm not property.
- - I didn't have much choice,
- 769
- 00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:53,823
- and she seemed
- kind of desperate.
- 770
- 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:56,459
- - I'm not living with you.
- - Oh, really?
- 771
- 00:44:56,461 --> 00:45:00,229
- But I thought we were gonna register
- for twin babies and matching china.
- 772
- 00:45:00,231 --> 00:45:03,466
- I hate you, I hate you!
- You're a curse of a woman.
- 773
- 00:45:03,468 --> 00:45:05,201
- Why are you even here?
- 774
- 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:20,349
- Let me give you
- some cash, okay?
- 775
- 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:22,085
- I don't want to
- leave you stranded.
- 776
- 00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,854
- I know how hard
- the vow of poverty is.
- 777
- 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,155
- Okay.
- 778
- 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:29,158
- - Look.
- - Thanks.
- 779
- 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,495
- Well, you want me to
- buy you a drink or not?
- 780
- 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,330
- You're going drinking now?
- 781
- 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:37,166
- No, I'm gonna find out
- where my pendant is.
- 782
- 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,001
- - Why?
- - It doesn't matter.
- 783
- 00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:41,003
- Well, exactly!
- So, leave it!
- 784
- 00:45:41,005 --> 00:45:43,339
- My birth mother left it
- at the hospital for me.
- 785
- 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,408
- - What?
- - I'm adopted.
- 786
- 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,345
- Well, I didn't know.
- 787
- 00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:52,181
- I didn't either,
- until I did.
- 788
- 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:54,517
- And, well, she left it
- for me when I was born
- 789
- 00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:58,888
- and I've never taken it off
- since I've had it.
- 790
- 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,357
- - Not before tonight.
- - Oh.
- 791
- 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,359
- And I know you think
- it's just stupid
- 792
- 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,027
- or just a thing or
- whatever, but you know what?
- 793
- 00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:06,362
- I don't care
- what you think.
- 794
- 00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:10,032
- I'm getting
- my necklace back.
- 795
- 00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:12,201
- And you might
- as well come with me,
- 796
- 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,970
- you have nowhere
- else to go.
- 797
- 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:19,976
- And I bet who ever it's been
- hawked to is in the streets.
- 798
- 00:46:38,062 --> 00:46:42,064
- Oh, my God!
- It's Bollocks McGiven!
- 799
- 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:44,934
- - Bollocks!
- - Bollocks McGiven?
- 800
- 00:46:44,936 --> 00:46:47,236
- Oh, a long story
- involving a night in Dublin,
- 801
- 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:50,072
- a poker game,
- and a frying pan.
- 802
- 00:46:50,074 --> 00:46:54,243
- Oh, Bollocks!
- The unit's broken down again.
- 803
- 00:46:54,245 --> 00:46:55,912
- Would you mind coming by
- and having a look?
- 804
- 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:59,382
- Sure, it's probably the
- throttle body cleaner again.
- 805
- 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,317
- Oh, you're adorable!
- 806
- 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:05,822
- Hey. You wanna Brexit?
- Go back to my place?
- 807
- 00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:08,958
- - Oh, not tonight.
- - Aww.
- 808
- 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,961
- Do you know where
- I can score in here?
- 809
- 00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:15,498
- Oh.
- 810
- 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,367
- Sorry, kid, you need cash.
- 811
- 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:20,570
- I don't give credit
- to customers I don't know.
- 812
- 00:47:20,572 --> 00:47:24,540
- I swear I'm good for it.
- I was robbed tonight!
- 813
- 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,442
- There were these guys
- with guns--
- 814
- 00:47:26,444 --> 00:47:28,277
- All right! All right!
- 815
- 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,513
- Save your stories
- for some Oprah who cares.
- 816
- 00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:41,023
- Hey! Did you used to do
- a stripping nun act?
- 817
- 00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:46,295
- No. Must have been
- someone else.
- 818
- 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,372
- What the fuck?
- 819
- 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,475
- If you talk to a drug dealer
- without buying drugs,
- 820
- 00:47:59,477 --> 00:48:01,644
- they start to get suspicious,
- and he's the guy
- 821
- 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:03,646
- who'll know
- who's got my pendant.
- 822
- 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:06,482
- In a half hour,
- that guy will be my BF and F,
- 823
- 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,417
- and 'effing tell me
- everything I need to know.
- 824
- 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:10,319
- Just get rid of it.
- 825
- 00:48:10,321 --> 00:48:12,154
- Mmm.
- 826
- 00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:14,523
- I was hoping you would.
- 827
- 00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:18,027
- There's absolutely no point
- in doing hard time for holding
- 828
- 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,362
- if you're not gonna
- have any fun.
- 829
- 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,664
- I mean, that's just--
- that's just embarrassing.
- 830
- 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,934
- I just don't drink and drug.
- 831
- 00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:30,039
- You've never done it
- before, have you?
- 832
- 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:32,408
- What? Yeah...
- 833
- 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:39,015
- And I kicked the gun
- out of his hand, right?
- 834
- 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,117
- It flew up in the air and I caught it,
- and I put it to his head, and was like,
- 835
- 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:42,652
- "Don't move, motherfucker,
- or I'll blow your head off."
- 836
- 00:48:42,654 --> 00:48:44,353
- And then police, they've
- surrounded the building.
- 837
- 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:45,955
- They're like,
- "Come out with your hands up."
- 838
- 00:48:45,957 --> 00:48:47,456
- And I was like, "Don't
- worry, lads, I got this."
- 839
- 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,234
- Bollocks!
- 840
- 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:34,303
- I'm busting like
- the six dams out here!
- 841
- 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,640
- And if you've got any drugs,
- I'd love some.
- 842
- 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:40,743
- I'll be right out, Kitty.
- 843
- 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,248
- The duty manager
- comes to the door, right?
- 844
- 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,017
- And I knew
- it was either him or me.
- 845
- 00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:50,152
- And he's just
- an innocent guy, you know?
- 846
- 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,121
- He's probably got a family.
- I don't want him to die.
- 847
- 00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:54,457
- The strangest thing is,
- I don't even know karate,
- 848
- 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,425
- but I jumped off the bed,
- knocked him to the floor,
- 849
- 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:57,426
- and the bullet went over
- our heads.
- 850
- 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:58,761
- I fucking love this song.
- 851
- 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:03,766
- ♪ If you call out my name ♪
- 852
- 00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:07,436
- ♪ I'll keep you safe ♪
- 853
- 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:10,773
- ♪ 'Cause I wanna
- fight for love ♪
- 854
- 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,241
- <i>♪ If you call out my name ♪</i>
- 855
- 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:16,445
- So, if I wanted to
- get rid of some jewelry,
- 856
- 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:20,616
- something I borrowed,
- who'd be interested?
- 857
- 00:50:20,618 --> 00:50:22,785
- You tried eBay?
- 858
- 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:25,287
- I know that guy.
- 859
- 00:50:25,289 --> 00:50:29,158
- Yeah, I helped that guy get
- a cat out of a piano once.
- 860
- 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,628
- - What?
- - I'm a vet.
- 861
- 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:34,597
- You get called in
- to do the craziest shit.
- 862
- 00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,165
- Theo loves that story,
- don't you, Theo?
- 863
- 00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,100
- Victor, you've given away
- the punchline now.
- 864
- 00:50:38,102 --> 00:50:41,170
- Hey, Buddy! It's all right, Asbo.
- 865
- 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,371
- Dec wants you to call
- him, back.
- 866
- 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,640
- He says it's urgent.
- 867
- 00:50:44,642 --> 00:50:47,676
- Tell him we've found
- what he's looking for.
- 868
- 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,719
- - I gotta go.
- - Wait, you haven't heard the story yet.
- 869
- 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:00,389
- Tell her the story.
- 870
- 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,729
- <i>♪ 'Cause I'm gonna fight
- for love ♪</i>
- 871
- 00:51:28,553 --> 00:51:30,719
- Motherfucker!
- 872
- 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,497
- No, no, no, no.
- I attacked him in front
- 873
- 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:43,532
- of a police officer
- completely unprovoked.
- 874
- 00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:45,334
- - I have to plead guilty.
- - You never have to plead guilty.
- 875
- 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,869
- I want to plead guilty.
- 876
- 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,238
- It was the greatest moment
- of my life.
- 877
- 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,539
- I don't want to deny it.
- 878
- 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,542
- Hey, guilty makes
- my life easy.
- 879
- 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:56,145
- And the police are
- looking for Mary, right?
- 880
- 00:51:56,147 --> 00:51:58,714
- Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 881
- 00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:01,383
- If you want my advice,
- as a legal professional,
- 882
- 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,152
- don't worry about her.
- 883
- 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:05,221
- She's a very
- capable lady, mm-hmm. Eh?
- 884
- 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:11,260
- So, how long
- are we gonna wait here?
- 885
- 00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:14,163
- Until Kipper calls us back and
- decides what to do with you.
- 886
- 00:52:21,405 --> 00:52:23,572
- We shouldn't have left
- Asbo at the bar.
- 887
- 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,174
- Well, there's a new scent
- in the car, man.
- 888
- 00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:27,143
- Do you want him barking,
- drawing attention?
- 889
- 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:30,146
- He doesn't like being tied
- up, though. You know that.
- 890
- 00:52:30,148 --> 00:52:32,648
- - He's a dog, man!
- - Yeah, but dogs have feelings.
- 891
- 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:48,898
- Hmm.
- 892
- 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:57,640
- Can I have some gum?
- 893
- 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:05,681
- Thanks.
- 894
- 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:19,461
- So what's it like,
- being a dealer?
- 895
- 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:22,965
- - It's a living.
- - It's not like being a shopkeeper then?
- 896
- 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:26,635
- Did Kipper say that?
- Is he still going on about that?
- 897
- 00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,805
- I've told him before,
- it's a dangerous game.
- 898
- 00:53:29,807 --> 00:53:31,974
- It's not like running
- a Tesco Metro!
- 899
- 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:34,810
- - Jesus Christ!
- - Well, he didn't say that exactly.
- 900
- 00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:36,245
- Oh, yes, he did.
- I know him.
- 901
- 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,646
- Don't let her wind you up.
- 902
- 00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:40,816
- I'm sorry.
- I should have said anything.
- 903
- 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:44,253
- I'm just thinking of
- a career change, that's all.
- 904
- 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:49,491
- Can you really buy a degree?
- 905
- 00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:52,828
- I didn't buy a degree, right?
- I did a course.
- 906
- 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:55,998
- On the Internet.
- Distance learning is the future.
- 907
- 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,368
- That's what I told Kipper,
- and he said an Internet degree
- 908
- 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:01,670
- is not worth the email
- it's attached to.
- 909
- 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:04,506
- - Fucking Kipper!
- - You know, you guys shouldn't worry
- 910
- 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:07,009
- about anything that guy says.
- 911
- 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:09,511
- He got shot
- in the leg tonight--
- 912
- 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:12,014
- twice--
- trying to rob a hotel.
- 913
- 00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:15,684
- I mean, who does
- he think he is, Al Capone?
- 914
- 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,686
- Oh, he's a fucking amateur.
- 915
- 00:54:17,688 --> 00:54:19,688
- And "Kipper"?
- What's with that name?
- 916
- 00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:21,857
- It's a nickname.
- Do you wanna know how he got it?
- 917
- 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:24,693
- Oh, my God, so much.
- Is it embarrassing?
- 918
- 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,629
- Oh, you have no idea.
- 919
- 00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:59,561
- Dec wants you dead, kid.
- He won't do 20 years.
- 920
- 00:54:59,563 --> 00:55:02,064
- So, get on the first ferry to the
- mainland in the morning, okay?
- 921
- 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:05,567
- Okay, I will. Thanks, guys.
- 922
- 00:55:05,569 --> 00:55:09,071
- And if you are gonna make those
- Welsh cakes, don't forget...
- 923
- 00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:12,441
- - grease the griddle pan--
- - With lard!
- 924
- 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,976
- Oh, come here.
- 925
- 00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:24,586
- And by the way, it was me
- 926
- 00:55:24,588 --> 00:55:26,422
- who did the stripping nun act.
- 927
- 00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:28,924
- I knew it!
- 928
- 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:42,771
- - Well, look who's in trouble again.
- - Mary!
- 929
- 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:45,074
- Oh, thank God.
- I was so worried.
- 930
- 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:49,912
- - What are you doing here?
- - Someone had to bail you out.
- 931
- 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:54,016
- - You don't have any money.
- - Will you take plastic?
- 932
- 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:02,624
- Thank you, Reverend Mother.
- I really appreciate this.
- 933
- 00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,626
- Don't thank me,
- thank Father Donald.
- 934
- 00:56:04,628 --> 00:56:09,031
- - It's his credit card.
- - He always had a crush on me.
- 935
- 00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:15,971
- Father Donald better get
- every penny of this back,
- 936
- 00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:19,842
- and some reward points.
- 937
- 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:28,650
- - Where are you taking me?
- - Please, just follow me, okay?
- 938
- 00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:32,821
- We should find somewhere to
- hide until the first ferry.
- 939
- 00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:36,992
- I am getting off this God forsaken
- island and never coming back.
- 940
- 00:56:36,994 --> 00:56:39,995
- Well, I can't leave, can I?
- Where would I go?
- 941
- 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:42,931
- Um, somewhere where
- no one wants to kill you?
- 942
- 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:48,537
- - I don't have--
- - Statton, when was the last time
- 943
- 00:56:48,539 --> 00:56:50,005
- you went to the mainland?
- 944
- 00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:54,843
- Uh, probably my stag night?
- 945
- 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:57,179
- I don't remember much
- of that, to be honest.
- 946
- 00:56:57,181 --> 00:57:02,184
- - And how long ago was that?
- - Uh, eight years ago.
- 947
- 00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:05,687
- Eight years?
- Wait, you haven't been off this tiny island
- 948
- 00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:06,755
- in eight years?
- 949
- 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:09,558
- I haven't really
- had the time.
- 950
- 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,727
- Yes, you have.
- 951
- 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:13,896
- When was the last time
- you lived somewhere else?
- 952
- 00:57:13,898 --> 00:57:16,932
- Did you go away
- to college or...
- 953
- 00:57:19,570 --> 00:57:22,204
- You've never lived
- anywhere else but here?
- 954
- 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,039
- All right, that's it, buddy.
- 955
- 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,575
- We are getting off this island
- if we have to swim for it.
- 956
- 00:57:26,577 --> 00:57:28,043
- No, no, no, no.
- Wait, please.
- 957
- 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:31,947
- Just... it's a surprise.
- 958
- 00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:36,585
- All in all,
- I'd say I'm very good
- 959
- 00:57:36,587 --> 00:57:39,488
- - for surprises this evening.
- - One more?
- 960
- 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:42,891
- Okay.
- 961
- 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,247
- The convent?
- 962
- 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:08,517
- Just wait in the chapel.
- I'll be back.
- 963
- 00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:27,269
- Hi, sorry to bother you.
- My name's Statton.
- 964
- 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:30,205
- Um, I actually went
- to Sunday school here.
- 965
- 00:58:30,207 --> 00:58:32,274
- Um, that's irrelevant.
- 966
- 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:36,945
- Um, I'm a friend--
- an acquaintance of Dec... lan?
- 967
- 00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:38,914
- Don't know no Declan.
- 968
- 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:41,884
- Scottish?
- Very-- quite angry.
- 969
- 00:58:41,886 --> 00:58:44,653
- He said you might have
- a necklace.
- 970
- 00:58:44,655 --> 00:58:46,221
- Don't know
- about no necklace.
- 971
- 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:50,526
- - And the pendant or...
- - Eh.
- 972
- 00:58:50,528 --> 00:58:53,195
- Are you sure?
- 'Cause, I mean, he was quite adamant.
- 973
- 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:56,798
- All right, all right.
- 974
- 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:58,867
- I had it, but I haven't
- got it anymore.
- 975
- 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:03,305
- Oh. Where is it?
- 976
- 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:06,008
- Give me a minute.
- I'll call the guy and get it back to you.
- 977
- 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:07,743
- Oh, thank you very much.
- 978
- 00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:10,312
- It'll cost you.
- 500 at least.
- 979
- 00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:14,016
- - Sure.
- - Wait in the chapel.
- 980
- 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:16,685
- Are you online?
- 981
- 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:18,921
- I could do
- a bank transfer, you see?
- 982
- 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:43,779
- Who's that?
- 983
- 00:59:43,781 --> 00:59:47,849
- - Saint Tropez.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 984
- 00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:49,851
- Patron saint of suntans.
- 985
- 00:59:49,853 --> 00:59:52,854
- Heh. Suntans?
- 986
- 00:59:52,856 --> 00:59:56,291
- Okay, but it is Saint Tropez.
- 987
- 00:59:56,293 --> 01:00:00,028
- He was decapitated by Nero,
- 988
- 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:03,966
- who set him adrift in a boat
- with a rooster and a dog.
- 989
- 01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,668
- Rougher night than ours.
- 990
- 01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:11,873
- So, what's all the mystery?
- What's the big surprise?
- 991
- 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:14,209
- Have you resubmitted
- my application to the convent?
- 992
- 01:00:14,211 --> 01:00:17,012
- 'Cause I really don't think
- they're gonna reconsider.
- 993
- 01:00:17,014 --> 01:00:21,083
- Just... wait and see.
- 994
- 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:26,388
- Kipper, they're here.
- 995
- 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,956
- I don't know how long
- I can hold them.
- 996
- 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,229
- Okay, confess something.
- 997
- 01:00:34,231 --> 01:00:38,233
- Um, if a customer upsets me
- 998
- 01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:43,405
- sometimes I make
- their D slightly sharp.
- 999
- 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:47,109
- - True.
- - True.
- 1000
- 01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:52,114
- I had an affair with
- my math teacher's wife.
- 1001
- 01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:56,652
- - That's gotta be false.
- - True.
- 1002
- 01:00:56,654 --> 01:00:59,354
- Sometimes when
- I run out of underwear,
- 1003
- 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:02,257
- I'd borrow
- my wife's boyfriend's.
- 1004
- 01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:05,827
- - Um, true.
- - True.
- 1005
- 01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:08,096
- When I was a nun,
- 1006
- 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:10,098
- I was in a death metal band
- 1007
- 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,200
- called "Clitty Slickers."
- 1008
- 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,369
- True. Definitely true.
- 1009
- 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:18,807
- - False.
- - I wasn't sure you were telling the truth
- 1010
- 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:22,844
- about being a nun until
- Mother Superior turned up.
- 1011
- 01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:25,113
- Okay.
- 1012
- 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,815
- Well, I didn't believe
- for one minute
- 1013
- 01:01:26,817 --> 01:01:28,884
- you were really
- separated from your wife.
- 1014
- 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,058
- What was your worst
- relationship?
- 1015
- 01:01:36,060 --> 01:01:38,827
- Uh...
- 1016
- 01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:41,129
- - My wife.
- - Hmm.
- 1017
- 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:44,032
- - And your best?
- - My wife.
- 1018
- 01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:52,240
- You know what?
- I think this is better.
- 1019
- 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,342
- Then it must have
- been really bad.
- 1020
- 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:58,914
- It lacked, uh... romance.
- 1021
- 01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:16,898
- We're gonna get it back.
- 1022
- 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,000
- You don't know that.
- 1023
- 01:02:19,002 --> 01:02:20,368
- Mmm. That's why we're here.
- 1024
- 01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:23,872
- - What?
- - Father Donald's got it.
- 1025
- 01:02:23,874 --> 01:02:25,874
- Well, he had it.
- He's getting it back.
- 1026
- 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:28,210
- How did you find this out?
- 1027
- 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,746
- Dec told me
- in the police station.
- 1028
- 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:33,181
- Dec told you?
- 1029
- 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,883
- And why do you think
- he'd do that, Statton?
- 1030
- 01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:39,054
- Because I paid him.
- 1031
- 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:43,358
- You paid him? You paid him.
- 1032
- 01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:46,027
- What kind of fuckwittery
- did they teach you
- 1033
- 01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:47,896
- in piano tuning school?
- 1034
- 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:50,365
- Dec wants us dead,
- and you just paid him
- 1035
- 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:53,535
- to tell us where to go
- so he could have us killed.
- 1036
- 01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:56,238
- Father Donald is a priest.
- We can trust him.
- 1037
- 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,909
- Dodgy Donald? He's receiving stolen goods.
- Think it through!
- 1038
- 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:04,513
- He's a priest that could
- afford to bail us out.
- 1039
- 01:03:04,515 --> 01:03:06,114
- Come on, we gotta
- get out of here.
- 1040
- 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:11,119
- Fuck, I knew it!
- 1041
- 01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:13,388
- Sorry, Mary,
- I thought that--
- 1042
- 01:03:13,390 --> 01:03:15,423
- Well, start thinking
- of a way out.
- 1043
- 01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:18,560
- Sure, uh, um...
- 1044
- 01:03:18,562 --> 01:03:21,396
- - Windows!
- - These windows are lead lined
- 1045
- 01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:23,498
- and too high
- to climb out of anyway.
- 1046
- 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,368
- No, no, we need to
- attract attention.
- 1047
- 01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:28,303
- Uh...
- 1048
- 01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:04,339
- Get up. Move.
- 1049
- 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,277
- We've already been
- to the police, Kipper.
- 1050
- 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:10,879
- There's no point.
- 1051
- 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,315
- No point going
- down for murder.
- 1052
- 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:15,617
- It's only armed robbery.
- No one got hurt.
- 1053
- 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:19,454
- Dec says if he gets armed
- robbery, he goes down for twenty.
- 1054
- 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:23,158
- Dec gets 20, I get dead,
- kids-- no dad. Hmm?
- 1055
- 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,260
- We'll refuse to testify.
- 1056
- 01:04:27,464 --> 01:04:30,632
- Dec's not the sort of guy
- you could do a deal with.
- 1057
- 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:34,369
- I don't want to do it.
- I have to do it.
- 1058
- 01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:40,275
- - You don't have to do--
- - I have to do it!
- 1059
- 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,212
- Okay, okay.
- You have to do it.
- 1060
- 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:50,452
- But can we-- can we at least
- talk awhile before you do it?
- 1061
- 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:54,089
- Sure.
- 1062
- 01:05:01,431 --> 01:05:03,632
- I want you to know that
- I've never done this before.
- 1063
- 01:05:03,634 --> 01:05:07,469
- You don't have to
- kill anyone today, Kipper.
- 1064
- 01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:10,138
- You don't have
- to do what Dec says.
- 1065
- 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:12,240
- You're not the sidekick.
- 1066
- 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:15,343
- Don't call me...
- 1067
- 01:05:15,345 --> 01:05:17,679
- an 'effing sidekick, okay?
- 1068
- 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:19,381
- - I hate being a sidekick.
- - I know, I know.
- 1069
- 01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:21,016
- Okay, I'm gonna do it.
- 1070
- 01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,317
- - Oh.
- - Oh, no, no. No, no.
- 1071
- 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,618
- I'm gonna do it
- and then I'm gonna go.
- 1072
- 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,621
- Okay.
- 1073
- 01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:28,990
- Just let me say
- my prayers first.
- 1074
- 01:05:28,992 --> 01:05:31,192
- You still believe?
- 1075
- 01:05:31,194 --> 01:05:33,261
- Technically,
- I'm still a nun.
- 1076
- 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:36,698
- - Hmm? How?
- - Well, I was never defrocked
- 1077
- 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:39,968
- 'cause I was just a novice,
- so they didn't bother.
- 1078
- 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,536
- Well, you were pretty well defrocked
- tonight, love, in the hotel.
- 1079
- 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,171
- I saw you, okay?
- Some nun you are.
- 1080
- 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:46,341
- Lots of nuns sin, Kipper.
- We're only human.
- 1081
- 01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:53,214
- Okay.
- 1082
- 01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:55,417
- Okay, ask for forgiveness.
- Come on.
- 1083
- 01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,452
- And say one for me.
- 1084
- 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:13,635
- Dear Lord, please forgive me
- for my sins of the flesh.
- 1085
- 01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:17,739
- And, please,
- 1086
- 01:06:17,741 --> 01:06:20,408
- have mercy on the soul
- of Kipper Jones.
- 1087
- 01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:24,746
- I know that Matthew 20:13 says
- 1088
- 01:06:24,748 --> 01:06:27,582
- that he who kills a nun
- shall know no forgiveness,
- 1089
- 01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:30,251
- but instead will burn
- in a fiery pit.
- 1090
- 01:06:30,253 --> 01:06:32,253
- But please, please,
- 1091
- 01:06:32,255 --> 01:06:34,589
- make an exception
- in Kipper's case,
- 1092
- 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,658
- for he knows not
- what he does.
- 1093
- 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:41,730
- - Did you hear that? Hey!
- - Do you mind? I'm praying.
- 1094
- 01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:44,132
- Well, that's not
- in the 'effing Bible.
- 1095
- 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:45,767
- Sure it is.
- 1096
- 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:48,503
- You think there's no scripture
- covering nun killers?
- 1097
- 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:55,276
- And please, Lord,
- 1098
- 01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:58,279
- have mercy on Kipper's soul.
- 1099
- 01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:03,451
- I know that according to
- your holy word in John 3:4,
- 1100
- 01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:07,155
- you say that the eyes
- will be plucked out of the head
- 1101
- 01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:10,158
- of anyone who slays a nun
- 1102
- 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,227
- or the protector of a nun.
- 1103
- 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:14,763
- The protector of the nun?
- It does not say that.
- 1104
- 01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:17,799
- Show me. Show me where it
- says that in the Bible.
- 1105
- 01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:20,535
- Show me in the passages
- where those words are used.
- 1106
- 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,203
- We don't have a Bible.
- 1107
- 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,638
- But we're in
- a bloody church, mate!
- 1108
- 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,473
- Good point. Good point.
- Good point.
- 1109
- 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:29,811
- You, get over there.
- Show me.
- 1110
- 01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:32,313
- Show me in that Bible.
- 1111
- 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:33,815
- The holy Bible.
- 1112
- 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,183
- Holy fuck.
- 1113
- 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,451
- Move.
- 1114
- 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:40,088
- Show me Matthew, John...
- 1115
- 01:07:41,825 --> 01:07:45,260
- Show me where it says
- those words, huh?
- 1116
- 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,399
- This Bible's in Latin.
- 1117
- 01:07:52,669 --> 01:07:54,669
- But that's what it means.
- 1118
- 01:07:54,671 --> 01:07:57,105
- I'm coming. I'm coming.
- 1119
- 01:08:02,679 --> 01:08:09,517
- <i>"Nonne ex denario
- convenisti mecum."</i>
- 1120
- 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:12,420
- <i>"Nonne"</i> means "nun."
- 1121
- 01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:16,357
- <i>"Ex denario"</i> means...
- 1122
- 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:18,526
- <i>"Convenisti mecum."</i>
- 1123
- 01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:20,762
- "The convent's down a nun."
- 1124
- 01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:22,530
- <i>"Non facio tibi."</i>
- 1125
- 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:26,201
- "The faceless man
- who does this evil act."
- 1126
- 01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:29,404
- If you're lying to me--
- 1127
- 01:08:29,406 --> 01:08:34,876
- if you are lying to me...
- 1128
- 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:37,712
- Why are they still here,
- Kipper?
- 1129
- 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:40,615
- How long can this
- possibly take?
- 1130
- 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,887
- Get out, get out! Huh?
- 1131
- 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:48,556
- Okay, okay.
- 1132
- 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,258
- - Stay there!
- - Okay.
- 1133
- 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:53,461
- Huh? Hey!
- 1134
- 01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:56,831
- You...
- 1135
- 01:09:06,576 --> 01:09:08,676
- I was gonna do it, but I couldn't do it.
- I'm sorry, Dec.
- 1136
- 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:34,435
- - She's a nun.
- - Yeah?
- 1137
- 01:09:34,437 --> 01:09:36,671
- Well, I'm a Methodist.
- 1138
- 01:09:41,411 --> 01:09:42,577
- Statton!
- 1139
- 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,222
- I'm sorry, Dec.
- 1140
- 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:58,326
- I couldn't let you do it.
- 1141
- 01:09:58,328 --> 01:09:59,861
- They're innocent.
- I couldn't.
- 1142
- 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:10,705
- Oh! Kipper!
- 1143
- 01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:13,808
- Oh, Kipper! Kipper.
- 1144
- 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:16,411
- I couldn't let him do it.
- I couldn't.
- 1145
- 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,613
- I couldn't let him do it.
- It isn't right.
- 1146
- 01:10:21,484 --> 01:10:23,685
- What in the name of Saint Tropez
- is going on in here?
- 1147
- 01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:25,520
- Mother Superior,
- call an ambulance!
- 1148
- 01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:27,855
- Call the police,
- Father Donald.
- 1149
- 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:29,691
- Call the ambulance.
- Call the police.
- 1150
- 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,693
- Come here.
- 1151
- 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,896
- Oh.
- 1152
- 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:42,003
- Will you pray for me, Mary?
- 1153
- 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,271
- Will you pray for me?
- 1154
- 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:47,809
- You're gonna
- be fine, Pirate King.
- 1155
- 01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:49,744
- Just hold on.
- 1156
- 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:12,867
- Mary, don't go.
- I've got your pendant.
- 1157
- 01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:15,870
- It doesn't matter anyway.
- Forget it.
- 1158
- 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:18,773
- - Of course it does.
- - It doesn't. Look...
- 1159
- 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:24,879
- ...when I was 18,
- I stowed away on a ship.
- 1160
- 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:28,549
- Stowed away?
- What year was this, 1872?
- 1161
- 01:11:28,551 --> 01:11:30,718
- A cargo ship,
- 1162
- 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:35,056
- to get here, because...
- 1163
- 01:11:35,058 --> 01:11:37,425
- this is where she lived.
- 1164
- 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:39,560
- Your birth mother.
- 1165
- 01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:44,632
- And I thought she would be
- so excited to meet me.
- 1166
- 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:52,907
- Well, she refused to see me.
- 1167
- 01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:55,576
- Left me standing
- at the front door.
- 1168
- 01:11:55,578 --> 01:11:59,514
- She basically
- abandoned me again.
- 1169
- 01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:03,818
- Why are you back here?
- 1170
- 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:09,657
- Really, why?
- 1171
- 01:12:15,098 --> 01:12:16,998
- She's dying, Statton.
- 1172
- 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:23,938
- Her husband wrote me,
- told me he'd get me in,
- 1173
- 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:25,106
- that she should see me.
- 1174
- 01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:27,575
- "Should."
- Should! Not "wants to."
- 1175
- 01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:30,878
- Things are different
- when people are dying.
- 1176
- 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,948
- Look, I don't even think
- he told her I was coming.
- 1177
- 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,616
- She probably would have
- just rejected me
- 1178
- 01:12:35,618 --> 01:12:37,385
- and then died
- right in front of me.
- 1179
- 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:40,388
- Ah, she--
- she might no reject you.
- 1180
- 01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:42,490
- Yes. Yes.
- 1181
- 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,492
- And that's the comfort
- I can live with
- 1182
- 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,960
- for the rest of my life.
- 1183
- 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:49,964
- I can live with uncertainty.
- It's my specialty.
- 1184
- 01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:53,634
- What I can't live with is
- a second round of rejection.
- 1185
- 01:12:53,636 --> 01:12:56,504
- I just can't.
- And why should I?
- 1186
- 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:59,874
- Why should I let her make me
- feel like shit on her deathbed?
- 1187
- 01:13:01,978 --> 01:13:03,878
- Well, it might not
- feel like that.
- 1188
- 01:13:06,149 --> 01:13:09,984
- It might feel like...
- 1189
- 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,652
- home.
- 1190
- 01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:14,422
- How do you know?
- 1191
- 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:23,531
- Well, you know
- adventure, Mary.
- 1192
- 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:26,901
- Home is my forte.
- 1193
- 01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:58,699
- Gosh.
- 1194
- 01:13:58,701 --> 01:14:01,569
- - I'm--
- - You're her...
- 1195
- 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:03,538
- when I first met her.
- 1196
- 01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:08,576
- You can see her now.
- 1197
- 01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:10,044
- She's very ill.
- 1198
- 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:13,047
- She'll only be able
- to manage a short time.
- 1199
- 01:14:23,193 --> 01:14:24,725
- Hello.
- 1200
- 01:14:28,031 --> 01:14:30,097
- Oh, my gosh.
- 1201
- 01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:37,205
- I'm sorry,
- I'm not very good at Welsh.
- 1202
- 01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:41,909
- I don't think
- she knows who we are.
- 1203
- 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,244
- She doesn't know
- who anyone is.
- 1204
- 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:45,746
- She's got dementia.
- 1205
- 01:14:45,748 --> 01:14:47,748
- Then why did you invite me
- 1206
- 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,884
- if she doesn't know
- who anyone is?
- 1207
- 01:14:49,886 --> 01:14:52,253
- I worried you wouldn't come.
- 1208
- 01:14:52,255 --> 01:14:55,089
- She can remember the past.
- 1209
- 01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:58,259
- She gets distressed at times.
- 1210
- 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,128
- Please, I think
- you might help her.
- 1211
- 01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:23,784
- You came.
- 1212
- 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:30,791
- I came.
- 1213
- 01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:34,128
- David said
- I need to give you advice
- 1214
- 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:36,664
- for your honeymoon.
- 1215
- 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:38,132
- The only thing
- I can say is this,
- 1216
- 01:15:38,134 --> 01:15:42,136
- the best marriages
- are those between
- 1217
- 01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:45,139
- an ocean
- and a lighthouse.
- 1218
- 01:15:45,141 --> 01:15:49,677
- Two lighthouses are boring.
- 1219
- 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:52,680
- Two oceans crash about.
- 1220
- 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:57,318
- But a lighthouse
- and an ocean
- 1221
- 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,186
- will last forever.
- 1222
- 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:03,090
- Take turns!
- 1223
- 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:07,929
- Let him be the ocean
- sometimes, darling.
- 1224
- 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:11,832
- Turn your lights on
- so he can find you.
- 1225
- 01:16:11,834 --> 01:16:14,602
- You don't have to be
- the ocean all the time.
- 1226
- 01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:21,242
- No, no, no, don't take her!
- Bring her back.
- 1227
- 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,344
- It's just
- a hot water bottle, Aurelie.
- 1228
- 01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:24,779
- They've taken her!
- Bring her back!
- 1229
- 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:28,015
- - She's mine!
- - No, I'm her.
- 1230
- 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:29,350
- Aurelie, I'm her.
- 1231
- 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:30,952
- Make them bring her back,
- sister.
- 1232
- 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:34,889
- I'm here. It's me.
- 1233
- 01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:37,625
- I'm her.
- 1234
- 01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:47,101
- Say my name.
- 1235
- 01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:52,273
- Mother.
- 1236
- 01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:56,110
- Yes.
- 1237
- 01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:05,052
- You're Charlotte.
- 1238
- 01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:09,657
- I'm Charlotte.
- 1239
- 01:17:25,074 --> 01:17:26,307
- Come with me.
- 1240
- 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:30,911
- I can't miss my court date.
- 1241
- 01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,416
- I'll definitely keep
- in touch, though, eh?
- 1242
- 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,151
- Hmm.
- 1243
- 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,924
- - Take this.
- - Oh.
- 1244
- 01:17:43,926 --> 01:17:46,661
- - For your legal expenses.
- - No.
- 1245
- 01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:51,432
- Go put a deposit
- on a flat or something.
- 1246
- 01:17:51,434 --> 01:17:54,769
- If you promise to go
- to the mainland one day.
- 1247
- 01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:57,705
- One day.
- 1248
- 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,182
- Excuse me, excuse me!
- 1249
- 01:19:15,184 --> 01:19:16,283
- Mary!
- 1250
- 01:19:16,285 --> 01:19:17,418
- Mary!
- 1251
- 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,287
- Mary.
- 1252
- 01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:30,931
- You know you're early, right?
- 1253
- 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:33,200
- - What?
- - You're supposed to come
- 1254
- 01:19:33,202 --> 01:19:34,535
- when I'm on the ferry.
- 1255
- 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:36,070
- Yell, "Stop the boat!"
- 1256
- 01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:40,207
- Well, you know me,
- I'm punctual.
- 1257
- 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:43,911
- You know you can't really
- 1258
- 01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:46,213
- jump in front
- of a bullet, right?
- 1259
- 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:48,516
- It was instinct.
- 1260
- 01:19:48,518 --> 01:19:51,218
- Huh.
- 1261
- 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:53,120
- You are an ocean after all.
- 1262
- 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:01,362
- Statton.
- 1263
- 01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:08,002
- Statton.
- 1264
- 01:20:13,075 --> 01:20:14,408
- Say my name.
- 1265
- 01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:16,577
- Oh, uh...
- 1266
- 01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:20,247
- Anne-Marie, Mary, Carol,
- 1267
- 01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:22,249
- Sister Mary Catherine,
- 1268
- 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:24,585
- not Yvonne, Diamond Lil',
- 1269
- 01:20:24,587 --> 01:20:26,587
- Our Lady of the Night,
- 1270
- 01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:29,423
- Bollocks McGiven...
- 1271
- 01:20:29,425 --> 01:20:31,025
- Charlotte.
- 1272
- 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:34,028
- Just call me baby.
- 1273
- 01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,934
- <i>Wait, are you wearing</i>
- 1274
- 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:42,603
- <i>your ex-wife's
- boyfriend's underwear?</i>
- 1275
- 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:44,438
- <i>Not today.</i>
- 1276
- 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:46,440
- <i>Well,
- there's a label sewn inside</i>
- 1277
- 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:48,275
- <i>that says "Dan Marks."</i>
- 1278
- 01:20:48,277 --> 01:20:49,610
- <i>Oh, yeah.</i>
- 1279
- 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,612
- <i>Ah, I forgot to tell you.</i>
- 1280
- 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:53,848
- <i>Statton's not my real name.</i>
- 1281
- 01:20:56,419 --> 01:20:57,885
- <i>You're kidding, righ?</i>
- 1282
- 01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:58,886
- <i>Am?</i>
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