Sticking it to ya

>April fools was fast approaching
>The twins were breaking out the bubble wrap, Lisa was preparing the bunker
>Everyone was in a panic
>Everyone except for Lori
>Lori decided that the simplest way to deal with Luan was to simply confiscate all her props
>"Lori..." Said Luan as she walked into the Living room "Where's all my stuff?"
>"It's locked up" replied Lori "I'm not letting you torment everyone this year"
>"Give it back" Demanded Luan, a look of anger growing on her face
>Lori put down her nail polish and Looked at Luan
>"You can have it all back on April 2nd" replied Lori, giving Luan a stern look "until then, it stays hidden"
>Luan stomped out of the room, absolutely furious that her fun had been ruined
>"Stupid Lori" she thought to herself "Does she really think I need my stuff to pull pranks? I'll show her"
>Luan went into the garage and looked through the storage boxes
>"Where is everything?" Asked Luan as she rifled through the boxes
>there wasn't a hammer, a nail, a screwdriver, or a roll of duct tape in the garage to be found
>"Looking for something?" Asked Lori, a smug grin on her face "Don't bother. I hid everything you could possibly use to make one of your Little pranks"
>Luan kept tearing through boxes and drawers, she searched high and low but couldn't find anything
>Feeling defeated, she went up to her room
>as she passed Lincoln's open door she noticed something
>A small bottle of superglue

>Luan quickly grabbed the small bottle and hid it in her skirt
>"this is perfect" thought Luan as she ran back to her room "bet she was too busy talking to 'poopoo bear' to even notice it"
>Luan sat down on her bed to plan her next move
>"now, what to do with you" Said Luan, eyeing the half full bottle of glue
>"Sticky door handles? nah, it would dry too fast"
>"glue her to a chair perhaps...no, not enough glue"
>Luan lay there on the bed weighing her options
>"What do you mean you're going out of town?"
>Luan could hear Lori shouting from down stairs
>"Tonight was supposed to be our special night!" Said Lori with a twinge of sadness in her voice
>"Hmm, Guess bobby's not gonna be here tonight" thought Luan as she Listened through the door
>"What am I supposed to do tonight by myself?" she bellowed into the phone
>"UGH, Fine, I'll just have to do it myself."
>"Do it yourself huh?"
>A smile quickly grew on Luan's face
>"I think I know Exactly what to do with you my Little friend" She whispered, giving the bottle of glue a little kiss
>Luan quickly ran into Lori's room and rifled through her drawers
>"C'mon, Where is it?" She mumbled as she opened another drawer "gotta be here somewhere..."
>"here you are" Said Luan, holding a bottle of Lube
>"This'll really 'stick it to her'" Giggled Luan as she poured the Superglue into the lube and gave it a shake to mix
>With the contents mixed together, Luan put back the Lube and snuck out of the room
>"all that's left is to wait" Thought Luan as she got her camera to film the reaction
>Checking the film, she noticed the camera was empty
>"She took my film too?" Said Luan, trying to find another empty tape "well no matter, I can always get more"
>Luan ran outside and hopped on her bike
>"Probably better that I'm not here when it happens" She thought as she peddled to the store
>"Lori would probably kill me if I was around"

>With a whole new set of cassettes in hand Luan was starting to make her way home
>*grumble*
>"huh, All this pranking is making me hungry" thought Luan, putting a hand on her stomach
>"either that, or the 4 mile bike ride..."
>Looking around, Luan found a small pizza shop
>"Guess I could go for a victory slice"
>Luan sat down to a nice slice of pepperoni, giggling as she imagined what was happening to Lori
>"She's probably waddling her way over to the bathroom right about now" Thought Luan as she took another bite
>*MAKE EM LAUGH, MAKE EM LAUGH, DON'T YOU KNOW EVERYONE WANTS TO LAUGH*
>"Huh?" mumbled Luan as she pulled out her cell phone and answered "Hello?"
>"LUAN!" Shouted Lori through the phone, causing Luan to move it away from her ear
>"Hey Lori" Answered Luan innocently "What's up?
>"LUAN YOU GET HOME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL LITERALLY SHOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR PROPS INTO THE FURNACE!"
>"All right all right, I'll be home in a minute" Replied Luan before hanging up and getting on her bike
>"Looks like the fun's already getting started"
>Luan peddled as hard and as fast as she could, not wanting to miss a thing
>As she arrived home she noticed that Lori's car was missing, and that the mailbox was knocked down
>"What the heck is going on?" thought Luan as she put her bike in the garage
>as she walked through the front door Lori grabbed her and threw her on the couch
>"LUAN, WHAT DID YOU DO!?"Screamed Lori, Her face bright red
>"What's the matter Lori?" Asked Luan "Get into a sticky situation?"
>"You think this is funny?" Asked Lori as she shook Luan "LINCOLN IS IN THE HOSPITAL!"

>"WHAT?" Yelled Luan, shocked by the news "What happened?"
>Lori took a deep breath, trying to calm herself a bit
>"Well" She started, her hands still shaking with anger "It would seem that Lincoln has been using my...toys"
>"Your toys?" Repeated Luan, unable to believe what she was hearing
>"MY TOYS!" Shouted Lori "MY DILDOS, MY VIBRATORS, MY EXPANDERS!"
>"He came downstairs screaming about one of them being 'stuck'" Explained Lori
>"I would have yelled at him, but he was so scared that I figured that would be lesson enough"
>"I told him to push the little black button on the side to release the air so it would shrink, but he said he already did that"
>Luan's heart sunk as she realized what had happened
>"I took him to my room to help him remove it, but it wouldn't come out" Said Lori, tears starting to form in her eyes
>"I pulled and pulled, trying to get it loose, but it wouldn't budge. So I asked him if he used Any lube."
>Luan could feel her heart beat increasing
>"He pointed to the bottle of Lube he used and told me he used a lot of it."
>"Lori I-"
>"SO I PUT SOME ON MY FINGER AND WHAT DO I FIND!" Shouted Lori, interrupting Luan "GLUE!"
>"YOU PUT GLUE IN MY LUBE!" She screamed, grabbing Luan "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!"
>"I-I thought it would make a good prank" stuttered Luan, trying to defend herself "I figured it would stick a bit, then come off when you were wet enough"
>"That may work" Said Lori, starting to look a bit calmer
>"BUT NOT IF IT'S UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"
>"Lori I'm sorry, I-"
>"SORRY!" Interrupted Lori "DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARED LINCOLN WAS!?"
>"HE THOUGHT HE WAS LITERALLY GOING TO DIE!"
>Luan's face went pale
>"D-Die?" She stuttered "H-He won't die, Right?"

>"*Sigh* I don't know" Said Lori, her voice wavering "I'm sure he'll be okay"
>"I had Leni take him to the hospital, and they arrived not too long ago, so I think we caught this before it could do any damage"
>"D-Do mom and dad know?" Asked Luan, afraid of what was going to happen
>"I haven't told them yet" Replied Lori "Frankly, I'm not sure if I want to"
>Luan could feel a knot in her stomach
>She couldn't stop thinking of Lincoln, crying and afraid
>Lori sat down on the couch, trying to compose herself
>"He wanted to ask me about boys" Said Lori "Earlier this week"
>"Said he was getting curious about some things, But I was too busy with bobby to answer him"
>Lori's eyeliner started to run down her cheeks
>"If I had just talked to him, Maybe I could have helped him. Maybe he wouldn't have gotten curious and..."
>As Lori started to break down, Leni pulled into the driveway
>"hey guys" Said Lincoln as he opened the door "I'm back"
>"OH MY GOD" Shouted Lori as she ran to Lincoln and hugged him "What did the doctor say, Are you going to be alright?"
>"I'll be fine" Replied Lincoln "The doctor gave me something called a 'mineral oil enema', and the...thing came right out"
>"the uh, the thing got melted by the superglue though" Said Lincoln, holding the deformed dildo up
>"I don't care about that" Said Lori, tightening her hug "As long as you're okay, that's all that matters"
>Luan stepped forward
>"h-hey Lincoln" mumbled Luan, relieved yet still nervous "S-Sorry about wha-"
>"Luan I'm tired, and I really don't want to talk right now" Said Lincoln as he limped to the stairs
>"We can talk about this tomorrow"
>As Lincoln hobbled up the steps to his room Luan turned to her sister
>"Lori" Started Luan "Do you still have my box of props?"
>"Yeah" Replied Lori "What about it"
>"Burn it"

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