f/go valentine 2018 semiramis

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//tl note: i'm not the one who took the screencaps, so i don't have the dialogue branches. if someone can toss those to me i can add them, but it doesn't seem like there's anything major anyway. also i don't actually play fgo so tell me if i missed anything.

...Well, there's no need to be so formal, Master.
As a Servant of Chaldea, I am fairly new.
As such, I wish to grow closer to my Master.
Surely there is nothing strange about that wish?

> Well, that's...
-> Even so!

Forget about Chocoramis.
That thing is nothing more than a blemish I have already cleanly purged from my Saint Graph.
ーNow, I intend to bestow upon you Valentine's chocolates.
This part I have long awaited.
Let's have you solve a little mystery.
What kind of flavor do you imagine my chocolates to have?

-> Um... how do I put it...
> Something numbing...

I see, you expect them to be poisoned?
That is exactly right.
A obvious and simple answer.
I have prepared poisoned chocolates.
...But.
Have you forgotten?
I am the world's oldest poisonerー
In other words, a master of betrayal.

[whoosh it's choco]

Fufu, I was merely bluffing.
The question of whether these chocolates are poisoned was a pretense.
It is as simple as it looks.
These are nothing more than a number of delicious chocolates.
Come now, would I really do such an inelegant thing as pretending that these delicious chocolates were filled with poison?
ーOf course, I would not.
Fufu, these are really well made, if I may say so myself.
...May I eat one of them?

-> Yeah, help yourself.
> Here, say "aaah".

That is such a crude way of putting it.
I will not forgive it again.
In any case, let me pick one... there.
Munch munch... munch...
Hm, delicious.
But I made it, so of course.
As its maker, I find it of an acceptable standard.
It is hardly what you would call the peak of deliciousness.
My, it feels rather plain to me.

-> I don't think it's that bad...

Oh?
I would be glad if so.
Here, you should try one too.

> It's good, but...
-> It's... tingly...?

Ah, that would be the fugu poison.
Or tetrodotoxin, as it is known by scientists.

-> !?!?!?

Don't be so alarmed.
You are immune to poison.
See, you're not suffocating or anything, are you?

> I'm not, but!
-> It's still fugu!?

Even if it were a poison more toxic than fugu, you would still not die from it.
But I have learnt something interesting from this.
That immunity of yours is not a total nullification.
Rather, it reduces the poison's effect right up to the border between poisonous and delicious.
Otherwise, my chocolates would seem entirely tasteless and odorless to you.
Nutrition and medicine are both but a small step away from poison.
The same goes for deliciousness.
Have there not been many people who went to an early grave because of how delicious fugu tetrodotoxin is?
But you need not fear that, and can enjoy the taste of poison with me.
Fufu...
Wonderful, indeed.
Here, try another one.
This next chocolate... contains a compound taken from the fly amanita mushroom.
Were you a normal human being, you would be dazed and vomiting from the poison, butー
Right now, you are hardly normal.
And so, you can safely ingest these delicious poison.
It's the kind of flavor you'll never forget your whole life, no?
Fufufufufu...

...N-no, I definitely ate too much...
I... did not think this through...

CE: Chocolates of Betrayal

Valentine's chocolates from Semiramis.

Did I not say that these are unpoisoned, you ask?
Hm, indeed I did.
But think a little, Master.
You are immune to poison, and this amount of poison would not work on Servants either.

So, you see.
These are not poisonous chocolates, but rather chocolates that only you can eat.

...And eventually, they will become chocolates that you cannot eat.
Just like the bond between you and your Servants, no?

Oh, do not look so sad.
Even so, these chocolates are delicious.
You should indulge in them for now.