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IN THE REGION OF NIGRA, there are no dark type pokemon. The Dark-type Pokemon were all killed by the KKK. The evil team members cosplay as white ghosts. "The team killed Iris, so ash became a liberal. You guys had to take it the crazy, racist route, huh?" Said the NIGRA champion to the evil teams boss. The evil team boss retorted, Go back to tumblr. They're outright saying the KKK are the bad guys. But they are not, continued the KKK leader. The KKK leader then hatches an idea on how to kill all the negroes. "We have first find our savior, Registeel" he shouted out loudly. That being said, the adventure started, a never-ending journey to encounter the legendary Registeel in the land of Nigra. "Are you a boy or a girl?" professor Oak asked. Continue. "i am xe." "But you can be only a boy or a girl", professor Oak continued. "i am gay". "Are you a gay boy or a gay girl?" professor Oak asked. "See I am a boy", said Oak, pulling down his pants. "But i have tits and a dick." "Yeah, man tits", Oak replied. Luckily for our protagonist, his neighbor was a chubby chaser. "This is your rival, what was his name again?" asked the professor. "Neo" And the rival started to give our hero a big kiss on the belly. "I am Neo, your neighbor and I like chubby people like you" he said and continued kissing your belly. The rival transformed into a lickitung. "No, that is a Lickitung, not your rival" Oak observed. Oak started transforming into a Lickitung with boobs. Oak then shows you the door because wierd shit keeps happening in his lab. With no Pokemon in your hand you begin your journey. The big boobed lickitung professor follows our hero and joins xer on their journey as their starter. Suddenly a wild Jynx appeared! Jynx kisses our hero....on the lips. The hero is confused, he hurt himself in his confusion. Jynx and Lickitung start comparing breast size. The hero flees the wild battle. They touch each other nipple to nipple. Lickitung starts to put its tongue into Jynx's mouth as the Oak that still lives inside its brain screams out in mental anguish. Our hero wishes he had a friend with xem, but they remembered that they wernt allowed to bring friends on the flight. Ash appears and screams: "I will liberalize you all faggots!" and pikanukes Jynx and Lickitung. The nukes makes Jynx and Lickitung's titties bigger. The hero gets a boner. "It mutated because of the radioactive pikaurin" Hitchu, the KKK boss, observed in amazement. Lickitung notices and outstretches its tongue. Lickitung used Lick, Hitchu is confused. as this is happening Jynx is kissing our hero. Our hero became an hero by suffocation. A huge tittied nurse joy happens to see this and starts giving our hero CPR. But all help is to late, our hero became a Haunter. Gardevoir, Jynx's best friend appears and starts trying to make an egg with our Haunter Hero. But it doesn't work because they are not in a Day Care.
10 YEARS LATER.
Dialga decides to shit on continuity. Palkia eat all dialga shit so the world doesn't get so dirty. The gay couple between our hero and the Gardevoir are disgusted at Palkia's disgusting scat fetish, and then Giratina tore a hole in dimensions, coming out of the Reverse World, and taking one glance at Dialga and Palkia he said "CUT THAT SHIT OUT!" And then the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. Suddenly, moonman came and shot our hero in the head. Moonman is now the protag. Moonman came from the region of Alola with his farting mistress Magearna. He met Ash in Alola, and Ash has no idea who Serena is. Moonman pulls down his pants to reveal that his penis is actually a zubat.