Cursed Sequel

[Water is quickly panned by. The scene moves up to show small islands. The scene continues to pan. "Nickelodeon Movies" pops up from the water. It is covered in seaweed and sea Saturns. It falls back into the water. The panning stops with a care-like screeching. The scene looks around until the Blahblahland island is shown. It is panned into, revealing a vast forest. The scene cuts through branches until it reaches a beach, where Desaul, later revealed to be named, "Desaul," has used a dinghy to a beach. Desaul's ship can be seen in the distance. Desaul finishes dragging the dinghy on the shore. Desaul then takes out his map, revealing he is on the opposite side of the island from the three palm trees.]
Desaul: Aha! [He Starts chuckling. He lifts the map and turns towards the forest. Later, he is cutting his way through the forest. Soon, he stops and looks at his map. He then sees a sign that reads, "Booby Traps!"] "Booby Traps"?! [He cuts the sign down. He steps on it while continuing on his way. He is also laughing. He passes a skeleton with a tarantula on it. He continues to cont through the forest. He stops when he sees something. He smiles. The scene shows a clear path leading to a Skeleton who is holding a book, sitting on a chair. The scene zooms in to the book and then displays the title of the movie. The scene cuts back to Desaul.] Oh. There you are, my lovely. [He Starts walking towards the skeleton. He manages avoids the booby traps. He then stops at the skeleton.] What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. [He grabs the book and the skeleton falls over. Desaul Starts to walk away.] At last, it is mine. Finally, you are mine. [The skeleton then reassembles itself.] All right. Let's do this. Bare Knuckles. [The skeleton gets into a fighting pose] Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
[The skeleton does a left punch, but Desaul avoids it. The skeleton does a right punch, but Desaul avoids it. The skeleton does a left punch, but Desaul blocks it with the book. The skeleton does a powerful left punch, which sends Desaul, who is still holding onto the book, to go soaring into the air. The scene cuts to the ship, where four seagulls are playing Go Fish.]
Seagull #1: You got any sevens?
Seagull #2: Go fish.
[Desaul lands on the ship, which scares the seagulls away. He then stands up.]
Desaul: Is that all you got?! [He then kisses the book. He tucks it under his armpit and grabs a rope. He swings to the wheel, pulls up the anchor, and opens the sail. The ship Saturnts moving. It then cuts to him standing in the crow's nest. He is looking through his sextant. He then jumps onto the rim of the crow's next and jumps off. He lands back at the wheel. He pushes a button on the wheel that reads, "Auto Pirate." He then rubs his hands together and sits down. He takes the book and opens to the first page. On the back side of the cover, there is a library card with the names of previous owners.] Man, this is way overdue. [Desaul flips to the next page. On the left page, there is a drawn image of a wide shot of Blahblahland. below the image, words read, "Once upon a time..." On the right page, there is a dawn image of the Blahblahland sign. Above the image, words read, "Under the sea there was a little town called Blahblahland." The scene then zooms into the image of Blahblahland.] Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called, [The scene fades to a normal image of a wide shot of Blahblahland] "Blahblahland." [The scene pans in.] In this town, there was a place called, [The scene cuts to The Forest Temple.] "The Forest Temple," where folks would come to eat a thing called, [A CGI Forest Patty is shown.] "the Forest Patty." Every [The scene cuts to the Kitchen of The Forest Temple. The grill, counter next to the grill, and fryer are shown. Here, seven Forest Patties are being grilled and fries are being cooked.] greasy spoon has a [The scene shows a different angle of the same scene, where the fryer is the focus of the shot.] fry cook, and the one [The scene shows a counter with a dispenser of ketchup, a stack of tomato slices, two tomatoes, a cut tomato with a slice, a jar of pickles, a head of lettuce with a few pieces cut off, a stack of onion slices, a pile of puns, a bag of potatoes, two whole onions, and a cut onion.] who worked here [The scene cuts to a medium shot of the kitchen. Spat Starts to descend into the shot.] was named, [Jax pops in and his Forest Temple hat and spatula fall to his head and hand, respectively.] "Jax Lawliet."
Seagull Crew: Oh... [The scene cuts back to Desaul, where the seagulls are returning to the ship. The Jax Lawliet Theme Song Saturnts playing.] ...who lives in a pineapple under [The scene cuts to one seagull on a railing.] the sea? [Another seagull appears with a Melodeon, which scares the other seagull off.] Jax [The scene cuts to another railing, where one seagulls is walking on it. While, the other, later revealed to be named, "Kyle," is standing on a box next to the railing] Lawliet! Absorbent [The scene cuts to a shot, where Desaul and the last three seagulls shown appear.] and yellow--
Desaul: [as seagulls sing, "porous is he"] Hold it. Just hold it.
Seagull Crew: Jax Lawliet! [A seagull, doing The Robot dance is shown. He then starts doing the Wave with a few other seagulls] If nautical nonsense be something [The Wave reaches its end when the last bird to do it knocks a seagull of the railing.] you wish. Jax Lawliet! [Another Seagull is shown.] Then drop on the deck and [The seagull starts doing the worm as another seagull flies by.] flop like a fish. [A seagull on a box is shown] Sponge... [Another seagull lands on the first seagull] ...Bob Square... [Another Seagull lands on the second seagull.] ...Pants! [Another seagull lands on the third seagull. The scene cuts back to the shot of Desaul and the seagulls.] Jax Square...
Desaul: [As the seagulls sing, "...Pants!"] Stop! [The scene cuts to the melodeon seagull, who stops playing. It then cuts to Kyle and the seagull on the railing, who look sad. It then cuts back to Desaul.] There's only one thing worse than talking birds, and that would be... Singing Birds!
[The scene returns to the shot with Kyle and the other seagull.]
Seagull: Okay, I promise not to... ♪ sing! ♪
[Kyle clears his throat and points. The scene then shows three skeleton parrots with a bass, guitar, and trumpet, respectively.]
Skeleton Parrot #1: Take it from us.
Skeleton Parrot #2: He really does hate singing birds.
[The scene then returns to kyle and the other Seagull. The other seagull poops.]
Kyle: Just keep weading. Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
Desaul: Come closer. Let me tell you the tale.
David: Okay, Start reading.
Desaul: Not that close! [He scares the seagulls, who back away a few steps. A couple more seagulls come in to listen, then turns the page] All right. Here we go. [scene changes to the Forest Temple with falling Forest Patties] Now, Jax loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. [Jax laughs as he goes into the Forest Temple before the scene changes to Jax happily polishing his snow globes before kissing one] And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! [scene cuts to Jax hugging Desdemona in a blue background] He loved his pet snail, Desdemona. [Desdemona meows] He loved his best friend, Zed. [Desdemona poofs into Zed before he giggles] [scene cuts to Jax making his friends into bubbles] He loved blowing bubbles... [scene changes to Jax catching a jellyfish while falling off a cliff] ...and jellyfishing.
Jax: Whee! [scene cuts to Jax happily making Forest Patties]
Desaul: He loved making Forest Patties for the folks in Blahblahland.. [many Forest Patties land on the customers' plates]...just as much as they loved eating them. [scene cuts to the customers' enjoying their Forest Patties together, including Bubble-Bass, which his seat breaks] "Why," you may ask, "do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... [scene cuts to show a customer eating a Forest Patty while on a hospital bed and Dr. Gill Gillam puts on a breathing mask] "...despite the doctor's warnings?"
Dr. Gill Gilliam: [to Shubie] He'll be gone in a week.
Shubie: Oh, Harold! [sobs as she sadly bites into a Forest Patty as the doctor does the same too, happily]
Desaul: Ah, it was a secret. [scene cuts to a real-life Forest Patty with many question marks in the background] No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly, no one cared, except for Sunitha. [scene cuts to an embarrassed Sunitha]
Sunitha: Meh. [scene cuts to a crowded Forest Temple before zooming to an empty Shadow Temple]
Desaul: Sunitha owned a restaurant right across the street from the Forest Temple, where no one ate... [scene cuts to a disgusting chum patty before Sunitha appears from behind] ...because the food was really bad!
Sunitha: Now, is that really necessary?! [the patty beside him deflates a little]
Desaul: [as the scene cuts to Sunitha, wearing spy gear, tries to steal the formula] Sunitha had made it his life's work to steal the recipe. [after Sunitha chuckles evilly, Jax vacuums him up]
Sunitha: Jax, please! Let's talk about this. [Jax blows the vacuum thereafter]'
Desaul: But Jax was always there to protect it. But today... [after the camera zooms into the formula, Jax closes the safe and the scene cuts to a small, green airplane heading for the Forest Temple] ...things would be different.
[scene cuts to Jax throwing out the trash when Zed comes up to him]
Zed: Good morning, Jax.
Jax: Morning, Zed! Are you here for your pre-lunch Forest Patty?
Zed: I'm getting two today. One for me, and one for my friend.
Jax: Oh, have I met this friend?
Zed: [uses his belly as a talking friend and impersonates his voice] You know me, Jax. [he and Jax laugh, as well as his tummy]
Jax: Enjoy, Zed's tummy. [as he waves goodbye, he hears the engine from the airplane, which then drops a big jar of tartar sauce close to the Forest Temple]
Zorana: [is seen counting his money outside of the entrance door] 13, 14, 15... [Jax walks out of the Forest Temple]
Jax: Hey, Zorana, I thought we got our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
Zorana: Tartar... [the tartar sauce splashes everywhere on the Forest Temple, including Jax and Zorana] ...sauce?
Sunitha: Bullseye! [laughs evilly]
Jax: Sunitha!
Zorana: [angry] So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
Sunitha: [as he approaches the Forest Temple] Welcome to Air Sunitha! Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we're now approaching our final destination.
[scene cuts to show Jax and Zed on the Forest Temple roof wearing army clothes and having a fire weapon]
Jax: Okay, Zed. Load the potatoes!
Zed: [gets plates of two different potatoes] Mashed or scalloped, sir?
Jax: No, Zed. Raw.
Zed: Sir, yes, sir! [throws the plates away and dumps raw potatoes from a bag into the weapon] Locked and loading!
[scene cuts to show Zorana looking at the formula in the safe]
Zorana: Don't worry, little formula. You'll be safe in this...safe. [closes the safe door and yells through a microphone] Fire!
[scene cuts to Jax's weapon firing the potatoes towards Sunitha's plane]
Sunitha: Potatoes?! [dodges the potatoes side-to-side]
Jax: He's closing in!
Zed: [while looking at the binoculars upside down] I think we have a few minutes before he gets here. [Jax turns the binoculars the other way] Huh? [screams] He's right on top of us!
[scene cuts to the potatoes getting chopped into fries before flying down towards Sandals]
Sandals: Hey, it's raining fries!
Sunitha: It's gonna take a lot more than potatoes to bring this baby down! [more potatoes cover Sunitha's plane before destroying it] Or maybe not.
[scene cuts to show customers inside the Forest Temple looking at the explosion from the plane before cheering, then it changes to Jax and Zed cheering as well]
Zed: Whoo!
Jax: Wait a minute, Zed. Look! He's got a tank!
[as the tank lands from a parachute, Sunitha puts a pickle inside a shooter before heading to the controls]
Sunitha: Well, Smith, you're certainly in a pickle now!
[the tank perfectly aims toward Jax and Zed before they gasp and, in slow-motion, jumping out of the way just in time]
Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles! [chuckles] Now, it's raining... [the tank lands on Sandals; muffled] ...tanks.
Sunitha: You're welcome. [the tank drives away]
Zed: Finland.
[scene cuts to Jax and Zed getting up and noticing pickles coming toward them before Jax dials a telephone]
Jax: Your order, sir.
[scene cuts to Cyndra looking at a menu at the drive-thru]
Cyndra: I'll have two Forest Patties: extra ketchup, extra muSaturnd, and hold the mayo.
Jax: Wrong channel! [dials the telephone again] Your order, sir!
Zorana: Extra ketchup, extra muSaturnd, hold the mayo!
Jax: Yes, sir! [holds a big ketchup bottle followed by small ketchup and muSaturnd bottles] Extra ketchup, extra muSaturnd.
Zed: [holds a giant mayonnaise jar while grunting] Hold the mayo!
Zorana: Unleash the condiments.
Jax: With relish. [screams while squirting the condiments repeatedly toward the tank before they run out, making farting noises] Excuse me! [he and Zed laugh before Jax gets another set of condiments and does the same as before]
Cyndra: [through a window] Hello? Hello?! [from Zorana' megaphone] Guess y'all don't want my money.
Zorana: Money?! [quickly snatches Cyndra's money and gives her the food] Thank you. Come again. [quickly closes the window]
[scene cuts to show more destruction from Jax and Sunitha before Zed Saturnts getting tired]
Zed: [gasps for breath]I can't hold the mayo any longer! [throws the jar right towards the tank]
Sunitha: Mayo?! Well, it's gonna take a lot more than mayo to stop- [the tank crashes into the mayo before it explodes and splashes everything, including Jax and Zed, then it rumbles]
Jax: Now what? [the tank reassembles itself into a giant robot before Sunitha laughs evilly]
Zed: Uhh... I just remembered! I don't work for Zorana. [gives his helmet to Jax, then runs off, leaving Jax alone, then Jax drops Zed's helmet and runs towards the Forest Temple, as Zorana notices]
Jax: Robot! Robot! Robot! Giant robot! Robot! Robot! [runs into Zorana' office] Zorana! Sunitha's here, and he's got a giant robot!
Zorana: Quick, boy! Bar the door!
Jax: [as he puts a chair, blocking the exit door] Got it! [suddenly, the robot crashes through stomping on Jax before Jax gasps and looks at Sunitha laughing evilly]
Sunitha: I'll take one secret formula... [Zorana gasps] ...to go. [as the robot's hand comes directly toward the safe, Zorana screams before the robot stops and Sunitha notices it out of fuel] Oh, barnacles! I'm out of gas?! [Jax and Zorana both laugh] Well, I'm not through yet. I've got something that will make you hand over that formula: something you can't resist. [takes out his wallet before Zorana gasps]
Zorana: Money?!
Sunitha: Yes. [notices the wallet empty] That's...that's...that's impossible! [gets caught inside the wallet before coming out of it] Well, it was full of money just last week. Then I bought that airplane, and built that tank-
Zorana: Sounds to me like someone's just a wee bit...broke!
Sunitha: [sighs] Well, Smith, I guess you've won. I've spent every penny I've ever made trying to put you out of business... [takes out a penny from his pocket] ...except this one: my last penny. [Saturnts to cry] Besides, what could I do with one measly cent, anyway?
Zorana: You could give it to me. [with his eyes closed] Just a suggestion.
Sunitha: [closes his eyes and leans while holding the penny and talking] Here. [throws the last penny to Zorana] Take it! [Zorana happily catches the penny and puts it in his safe] You've taken everything else. Why not?! [cries]
[scene cuts to Zorana and Jax walking towards the exit of wrecked Forest Temple while Zorana is holding Sunitha in his claws and talking]
Zorana: Well, Sunitha, like a reheated Forest Patty, you've been foiled again! [drops Sunitha and he falls on the floor and sighs]
Jax: I guess this means that the secret formula is safe forever. Right, Zorana?
Zorana: [taps Jax on his head] It sure does, boy. [Sunitha stands up and Zorana pushs him toward the exit] Why don't you scurry along? [everyone in the Forest Temple, expect Jax laughs out loud as Sunitha is leaving the Forest Temple while crying] Thanks for coming! Have a nice day! [bubble transition to Zorana' telescope view of Sunitha crying while having his head leans on the pole of The Forest Temple sign on it] He's been out there crying for twenty minutes. [cuts to him looking through binoculars and Jax standing next to him in a completely renewed Forest Temple] Pathetic. [gives the telescope to Jax and pulls up his pants] I'm just gonna go out there and gloat a little. [leaves Forest Temple and scene then cuts to Zorana office being empty as the camera then Saturnts zooming towards the safe until it cuts to inside of the safe where the real Sunitha is exiting from the last penny with a headset on his head while laughing]
Sunitha: [stops laughing as his back Saturnts hurting and then adjusts them] Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop. [cuts to Yvette with headsets playing solitaire]
Yvette: [ironical voice] Laptop. [takes card] You do realize that nickname is demeaning. I have twice the processing power of [with an ironical voice] a laptop. [cuts back to real Sunitha inside a Zorana safe, walking towards the bottle with the secret formula]
Sunitha: [with a quiet voice] Never mind. Maintain radio silence. [throws his headset away as he arrives to the bottle with the secret formula] He-he, finally! [notices a light] A pressure plate, eh, Smith? Amateur hour. [opens the safe] Hmm... [sees a bottle with a pirate ship in it] Perfect. [pushes the ship out of the bottle, then writes "Eugene, Eat My Subaquatic Air Bubbles! Love Sunitha" on a piece of paper puts it in the bottle and puts in a cork] Not a bad likeness. [while replacing the bottles] Good enough to fool that idiot Smith. Easy, easy. [light corrects the other bottle with the fake formula]
[scene cuts to show Jax's telescope view of Zorana dancing outside happily next to fake Sunitha, who is still crying]
Zorana: [mockingly] Sunitha's broke! Ooh-ooh! Sunitha's broke! Ha-ha!
Jax: Look at Zorana go! I've never seen him gloat this hard before.
Zorana: [chuckles] Well, Sunitha, me bunions are telling me it's time to stop gloatin'. [picks the fake Sunitha up, which stops crying] Eh? Looks like you're falling apart at the seams. [chuckles, then pulls a string to reveal the inside of the fake Sunitha] Huh?
Sunitha Robot: Poor me. [sparkles a little] Sob, sob.
Zorana: A robot?!
Jax: [walks inside, then gasps when he sees...] Sunitha?!
Sunitha: [when he gets caught] Uh-oh. [accidentally makes the fake bottle drop] That ain't good.
Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Zorana: Me formuler! [sees the Forest Temple going on lockdown]
Rhythm: Huh? [gets trapped in steel] Ow! [everything in the Forest Temple gets trapped in steel]
Zorana: [heads toward The Forest Temple that is locking down] No, no, no! No, no, no! [the doors shut] No! [Saturnts to bang on the door] Rhythm! Open up! Rhythm!
Sunitha Robot: [picks itself up] Ha, ha! Victory dance! Booya!
Jax: Give me that! [grabs the formula and pulls it towards himself]
Sunitha: Come on, Jax! [pulls the formula away from Jax] Join me, and we'll be rich and powerful! ... [the two Saturnt to tug for the formula] ...until I eventually betray you! [he realizes that he wasn't supposed to say it] Uuh... Join me!
Jax: No! Never! I'm on team Smith for life!
Zorana: [opens the doors and shouts in a deep voice] Sunitha!
[the two continue to tug for the formula, but the formula then magically vanishes]
Jax: What? Where'd it go?
Sunitha: [thinking] Wait a minute... Molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility 7 times!
Jax: [thinking] Wait a minute... I think I forgot to empty Desdemona's litter box today.
Zorana: [opens the door and lets out a big gasp as Jax and Sunitha Saturne a him for a couple of seconds] Where's me formuler, Sunitha?!
Sunitha: I-I don't know! It just disappeared!
Zorana: Why should I believe you, ya lyin' liar?!
Jax: Normally, I'd agree with you, Zorana, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Sunitha: It's true! [Zorana picks him up as the scene cuts to him taped to Zorana' table]
Jax: Zorana, I'm telling you! He's innocent!
Sunitha: W-What are you gonna do, Smith?! Pour hot oil on me?! Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?!
Zorana: No. Knock-Knock.
Sunitha: Knock-Knock jokes? I can do this all day, Smith.
Zorana: [in frustration] Knock-Knock.
Sunitha: Oh, boy. Who's there?
Zorana: Jimmy.
Sunitha: Jimmy who?
Zorana: Jimmy back me formuler, Sunitha!
Sunitha: Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
Zorana: [holding headphones] Hehehehe... You'll see. [puts headphones on]
Jax: Jimmy... Back my formula? Hmm. Ohhhhhhhhh! I get it! [Saturnts to laugh hysterically]
Sunitha: [screams in pain, cut to Zorana smiling smugly with headphones on, then back to Sunitha, the two side pieces of tape holding down Sunitha's sides come off] Oh, make it stop, Smith! Make it stop! [scene cuts back to Zorana, then it cuts to everyone, including Jax still laughing, Sunitha still screaming, and Zorana still wearing the headphones, then Sunitha imagines millions of Jaxs laughing until...]
Rhythm: [opens the door with angry customers behind him, interrupting the moment] Zorana? [hears Jax's laughter] Jax, zip it! [Jax finally stops laughing]
Sunitha: Oh, thank you, Rhythm.
Rhythm: The customers are getting restless. They're asking for... [a crafty smile forms across his face] refunds.
[the word "refunds" goes out of his mouth was goes toward Zorana' headphones]
Zorana: [his headphones comes off and he shouts] Refunds?! [the customers are chanting "Refunds"] Listen up boy! [pushes Jax into the kitchen] Get in there and make me customers some Forest Patties! All right, Sunitha... [sees that Sunitha has escaped, then Jax opens up the patty vault and screams like a girl] Jax! What's wrong, boy? [moves Jax over to check the vault and has the same reaction of screaming like a girl too, then the vault reveals that all the patties are gone] We're out of Forest Patties?!
Jax: How can we make more Forest Patties without the secret formula?!
Zorana: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now!
Jax: [puts his hat back on] But as you are aware sir, [pulls out the employee handbook] the employee handbook clearly states and I quote, [puts on reading glasses] "No employee may, in part or in whole, commit the Forest Patty Secret Formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needle point." [gets out a magnifying glass]
Zorana: [cries for a second, shakes his fist and shouts] Curse you, fine print!
[scene cuts to show a few angry customers picking up the order boat and chanting "refunds"]
Zorana: Stop! [everyone stops and the customers drop the order boat] I'm not your enemy! [while holding a "WANTED" sign with a picture of Sunitha on it] Sunitha is your enemy!
Rhythm: So is he an anemone or Sunitha?
Opal [plays a rim shot] Well, someone had to do it.
Jax: But...but, Zorana?
Zorana: [while flipping the paper to show a Forest Patty on it] He took this from you. [the customers gasp]
Fred: A Forest Patty.
Sandals: I can almost taste it.
Jax: Zorana, Sunitha didn't take the secret formula.
Zorana: [while throwing the paper away] Not now, Jax!
Zed: [sits at a table, catching the paper which had a picture of a normal Forest Patty] Hey! I ordered a double Forest Patty.
Zorana: So, join me. Help get the formuler back, and I'll give each and every one of ya a free Forest Patty! [the customers cheer] Oh, no, wait! Even better: a slight discount. [the customers groan, then they, along with Zorana, angrily run out of the Forest Temple, chanting] To the Shadow Temple!
Jax: [while looking out the front doors, sadly] But he didn't do it.
Sunitha: [to Yvette] I had it right in my greedy little mits, and then: poof! And now it's gone. Gone forever! Oh, I was so close to gaining the people's respect/fear.
Yvette: Um, Sunitha?
Sunitha: Oh, when will my frustration/humiliation end?
Yvette: Sunitha...
Sunitha: Not now, Hun! I'm ranting/raving. [sighs] All right, what is it?
Yvette: Well, I was trying to tell you there's an angry mob outside, [camera zooms out] but now they're inside.
Sunitha: Oh... [Zorana snatches Sunitha]
Yvette: [while the mob angrily Saturnes at her] I...just work here.
Zorana: [while he and the chanting mob, carrying Yvette, exit the Shadow Temple] We'd like to have a word with you.
Sunitha: [chuckles nervously] You all look very hungry. Can I get anybody a Chumburger?
Zorana: [while pointing at Sunitha] Enough with that niceties, Sunitha! This is the last time I'm gonna ask you. Where is me formuler?!
Sunitha: [while crawling away from Zorana] I told you, Smith! I don't have it!
Zorana: Wrong answer! [prepares to stomp on Sunitha]
Jax: Stop! All right, Zorana. Let me get in on this. [growls, then angrily walks toward Sunitha]
Sunitha: What's going on around here?
Jax: [pushes Zorana back] You may want to step back a little, Zorana. This could get messy.
Zorana: Let's hope so.
Jax: So, you won't talk, eh, Sunitha? [gets out a bubble jar] I didn't wanna have to do this. Sunitha,... [dips his wand in the jar] ...here comes the pain!
Zorana: Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical.
Sunitha: [while Jax blows a bubble and sends Sunitha in it] No, stop, don't!
Zorana: Wait, that didn't look painful.
Jax: Zorana, you may not understand what I'm about to do today. [gets in the bubble] But someday, we'll look back and have a good laugh. [the bubble floats away]
Zorana: Wait a minute.
Customer: Hey, they're getting away!
Jax: Sorry, Zorana!
Zorana: So, you've been runnin' a long con on me, eh? All these years, you've been working for Sunitha?!
Paco: They're in cahoots!
Zorana: Yeah, I guess that's a short way of saying it. Stop that bubble!
[the customers throw stuff at the bubble, including a football and a customer]
Customer: Please tell me there's something soft below me.
Jax and Sunitha: Uh, nope. [the customer falls and screams]
Zorana: Jax! [the bubble floats farther] Oh, you were like an underpaid son to me. I would have expected Rhythm to stab me in the back! [points to Rhythm, who had been sleeping on his feet]
Rhythm: [wakes up] Huh, what?
Zorana: But Jax, me most trusted employee, working with me sworn enemy?! [while pointing at Rhythm] You know what this means, Mr. Rhythm?
Rhythm: We get the rest of the day off?
Zorana: No! This be but a harbinger of what I fear lies ahead. For you, for me, for all of Blahblahland! The Forest Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed! [falls on his face]
Rhythm: Seriously? [Zorana gets up] Aren't you overreacting a bit? [Blahblahland and its citizens shift to a post-apocalyptic phase à la Mad Max full of fire]
Zorana: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Rhythm. [camera zooms out] I hope you like leather. [Blahblahlandites run away angrily; camera zooms out again]
Rhythm: I prefer suede.
[Binkini Bottom sign burns down; scene fades back to Desaul's book]
Desaul: And so, Blahblahland became an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore. The end! [closes the book, then stands up and stretches]
Kyle: Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending!
David: Oh, this is bad. Really bad! Jax's in trouble, and the story's over?!
Andy: Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
[as another seagull bangs his head with a bell repeatedly, others freak out as yet another one, Henry, steps on Desaul's steering wheel]
Henry: There is no way that that's the end of the story.
Desaul: Oh, of course it is. I'll show you. Just turn around.
Henry: Oh, all right. [Desaul takes a feather off of the seagull and uses it to write in the book] Hey, I need that to fly, you jerk!
Desaul: [says it as he writes it] The end! [the fake end credits Saturnt to roll]
Henry: That's not the end.
[the fake end credits stop by ripping itself to the scene that shows Desaul and the seagull fighting against the book until the fake ending page rips out, causing Desaul to fall]
Andy: You'd better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,... [he and other seagulls aim their butts at Desaul] ...or else!
Henry: [while he drops the paper in the ocean] I know I shouldn't be littering, but that ending was rubbish! [evil laugh]
[the paper falls in the ocean, which is actually the post-apocalyptic Blahblahland where the Blahblahlandites riot around angrily]
Zed: [as he walks in the Forest Temple oblivious to the destruction] Good morning, Rhythm. I'll have the usual. [a fiery boat crashes in the Forest Temple] With cheese.
Rhythm: We're out of Forest Patties right now!
Zed: [as he backs away slowly] No...Forest Patties?! [as he turns himself into a post-apocalyptic version of himself with a hammer duct taped to his head] No!
Jax: [as he and Sunitha still float in the bubble through the destroyed Blahblahland] Look what's become of Blahblahland. We've really gotta get that formula back.
Sunitha: Hmm... Get the secret formula, you say? Excuse me, I...need a moment. With that formula, I could rule the world! [Sunitha laughs evilly, then clears his throat]
Jax: You know I can hear you, right?
Sunitha: Well, what do we do now?
Jax: Now we work together. You know, teamwork.
Sunitha: What's a te-amwork?
Jax: No, Sunitha, teamwork.
Sunitha: Te-amwork.
Jax: Teamwork.
Sunitha: Tie 'em work.
Jax: Teamwork.
Sunitha: Tie 'em up.
Jax: Say "team" like a sports...
Sunitha: Team.
Jax: Team. Now say "work."
Sunitha: Work.
Jax: Put 'em together, what do you got?
Sunitha: Time bomb... work.
Jax: Gettin' better.
[scene cuts to show Cyndra in her treedome about to eat a Forest Patty while turning on the news]
Johnny: [on TV] Now, Blahblahland action news!
Cyndra: [gasps to see Zed slobbering on the glass] Oh! Hey, Zed!
[as Cyndra gets closer to eating the Forest Patty, Zed angrily knocks on the glass and repeatedly shouts "Forest Patty!" until she eats it and Zed sadly walks away]
Zed: Come on, tummy. It's gonna be a long day.
Johnny: [on TV] We interrupt your regular program for an important news bulletin!
Perch Perkins: [cuts to Perch Perkins in the post-apocalyptic street of Blahblahland] Perch Perkins reporting live from Downtown Bikini... [ducks from a boat being thrown at a building] ...Bottom. Complete chaos here today as our town attempts to deal with a sudden and complete shortage of Forest Patties. [the building falls down] Whoa! Events here have this reporter wondering, what is the secret ingredient in Forest Patties, anyway?! [runs away]
Fish: It's love! The secret ingredient is love! [swings a flail at the camera, static, Cyndra's TV shuts off, Cyndra gasps]
Cyndra: No more Forest Patties?! If I'd known that, I'd have chewed it slower. Huh? [sees a piece of paper falling from the surface] What the corndog is that?! [the The End page lands on her treedome]
[scene cuts back to Jax and Sunitha floating in a bubble through the Post-apocalyptic Blahblahland]
Jax: Come on, Sunitha, it's easy, It means I help you, you help me, and when we accomplish our goal, then we do hands in the middle.
Sunitha: Hands in the middle? No, no, sounds idiotic. Besides, the two of us are no match for that cranky mob. [scene cuts to show a couple fish knocking down a donut sign, then back to Sunitha] We could probably use a few more... te-am-works.
Jax: That's exactly what I was thinking. [prepares to pop the bubble]
Sunitha: Wait, what are you doing?
[Jax and Sunitha fall and land between Zed and Rhythm's houses. All three houses are badly damaged.]
Zed: [as he smashes his rock with his head] I...need...Forest Patties!
Jax: [gets up] Zed, what are you doing?
Zed: I...need...Forest Patties! [Stops smashing his rock] Vandalizing stuff.
Sunitha: Isn't that your house?
Zed: [Annoyed]Hey, what's with all the questions?! Who are you guys?!
Jax: It's me, your best friend, Jax.
Zed: [Stupidly]Oh, yeah. Well, if you're Jax, then what's the secret password?
Jax and Sunitha: [Unsure]Uhh...
Zed: Correct! It is you! Jax! [dog piles on Jax, squishing Sunitha] Jax.
Jax: Zed!
Zed: Jax! Why aren't you at the Forest Temple making Forest Patties? [sits on Sunitha]
Jax: Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
Zed: Yeah, Zorana says you and Sunitha took it.
Jax: No, that's not what happened. It just disappeared. We're putting a team together to find it.
Zed: A team? Oh, oh, pick me, pick me, pick me!
Jax: Okay, Zed, you're in.
Sunitha: I don't know, Jax. [pops to normal] What exactly does this clown bring to the te-am?
Jax: He brings loyalty, Sunitha, loyalty. Isn't that right, Zed?
Zed: Yeah, yeah, loyalty. I've got Jax! He's over here! [makes a siren noise]
Zorana: Let's go get him! [he and the Blahblahlandites run toward Jax]
Sunitha: Come on, Jax. Let's get out of here!
Jax: Zed- [Zed throws Jax onto Sunitha, sits on them, then resumes making the siren noise] Zed, why are you doing this?!
Zed: Because I need Forest Patties! Hurry up! I'm hungry! Over here! [Jax digs out from under Zed's butt, grabs Sunitha, then runs away from the angry mob] Guys? Am I still on the team? [to his butt] Hey, what are you looking at?
[scene cuts to Jax and Sunitha running away from the angry mob, then it cuts to Cyndra's treedome, then Jax presses the "Air Lock" button and grabs his water helmet]
Jax: Cyndra! [as the water drains, he puts his water helmet on, gets out a cup and scoops up Sunitha] Cyndra? [pans down on her tree as Cyndra jumps down] Cyndra. Cyndra, are you home? Gee, Sunitha, I wonder where she is. What is all this stuff? [Cyndra runs to the right] Cyndra? [Saturnts to touch a paper showing a drawing of a Forest Patty]
Cyndra: [jumps on Jax] Don't touch that! [jumps away from Jax, then reads a book. She Saturnts mumbling.] Incoherent muttering...
Jax: Cyndra, are you okay?
Cyndra: Okay?! [pushes a chalkboard away from the window, revealing the post apocalyptic Blahblahland] Have you looked outside?! Does that seem okay to you?! I'm trying to figure out what happened to society. If we don't fix it soon, there won't be anything left to fix! [runs to the right]
Jax: Cyndra! The lack of Forest Patties has driven her mad.
Cyndra: And I think I figured it out. Look! [clears a bunch of papers, revealing the page from Desaul's book, with the words "THE END!" written on it] When this came down from above, I knew it could only mean one thing.
Jax: And that would be?
Cyndra: It means it's the end! The sandwich gods are angry with us!
Jax and Sunitha: Sandwich gods?
Cyndra: I just don't know how we're going to appease them! [Jax and Sunitha look at each other, then Cyndra puts the papers back on the wall as Jax slowly walks away to her front door]
Sunitha: You got any other friends who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
Jax: Well, I have one friend who's loyal to the very end. [bubble transition to Jax and Sunitha hiding from the angry mob behind Jax's house, then the scene cuts to inside Jax's house] Desdemona, I'm home. [scene cuts to Jax's bedroom, which has been ransacked] Gare bear? [while walking down the hall] Desdemona? Desdemona? [a little bit of snail slime falls on Jax's face] Huh?
Sunitha: Revolting!
Jax: But it means Desdemona is close by. Desdemona, I'm back! Whoa. [scene cuts to Desdemona wearing a crown on his throne] Oh, hey, Desdemona. Sunitha and I need you to help us find the Forest Patty formula and fix Blahblahland.
Desdemona: [meowing: subtitles read: "Sorry, Jax. But I do not have to do as you say anymore."]
Jax: What do you mean you don't have to do as I say anymore?!
Desdemona: [meowing, subtitles read: "I'm a king of snails."]
Jax: What do you mean king of snails?! Desdemona the Snail, you get down here right now and join this team!
Desdemona: [meowing, subtitles read: "Guards! Seize them."]
Jax: What do you mean seize them?! [the other snails pop out of their shells and roar]
[scene cuts to Jax and Sunitha running away from the snails while Jax screams]
Sunitha: Why are you running?
Jax: Because they're right on our tail. [sees the snails coming after them slowly] Oh, right, snails.
Sunitha: Well, so much for your te-am.
Jax: Putting together a team is a lot harder than I thought it would be.
Zorana: This way!
Sunitha: We better get out of here until things cool off. [Jax runs]
[bubble transition to Blahblahland being destroyed, zooms out to reveal Jax sitting somewhere far away]
Jax: [Saturnts to cry] Everything we know and love has been destroyed.
Sunitha: Well, yeah, looks like they're gonna have to change the name of Blahblahland to Dirty Bottom [laughs] right Jax?
Jax: That's kinda gross, Sunitha.
Sunitha: Yeah, yeah, too soon, huh?
Jax: This feels like it really is the end.
Sunitha: Don't worry, Jax. We'll find the secret formula and everything will go back to the way it was. You know, all happy and junk. [pushes a rock near Jax] Now let's try and get some sleep.
Jax: Yeah, I guess you're right. [rests his head on the rock, Sunitha pulls a coral and gives it to Jax as a blanket.]
Sunitha: There you are, feel comfy?
Jax: You know, Sunitha? I think you might know a little bit more about teamwork than you lead on.
Sunitha: Good night, Jax.
Jax: Good night, Sunitha. [Falls asleep]
Sunitha: [laughs evilly] Good night, indeed. [jumps on Jax's head] That's right Jax, sleep. You're hiding that formula in there somewhere. [jumps inside Jax's head, scene cuts to inside Jax's head] Huh? [Jumps on his brain] Well, here goes nothing. [Digs his way into Jax's brain, emerges in a cotton candy forest] Huh? What... is this place? [Sunitha runs through the forest as a waffle chases a bottle of syrup]
Ice Cream Boy: Fudge fight! [the Ice Cream Boy and the Ice Cream Girl squirt fudge at each other, they both laugh] It's all over me.
Sunitha: Ew! It's so sweet in here. I think my eyeball is getting a toothache.
Popsicle Twins: Hello, Sunitha. Come and play with us [Sunitha gasps] Hurry. [Sunitha gasps again] Before we melt. [Sunitha gasps again, they laugh as they Saturnt to melt]
[Sunitha screams, runs away trying to escape, slips and falls off a cake, falls to the ground, white cotton balls emerge from the ground, Sunitha screams as the cotton balls join together to form a cat.]
Giant Fluffy Cat: Meow.
Sunitha: So much sweetness! I think I'm gonna be sick! [barfs up a rainbow] Huh?
Rainbow: Daddy!
[scene cuts to Jax sleeping on the rocks, Sunitha pops out of his head covered in cotton candy, Jax wakes up.]
Jax: Sunitha? Oh, Sunitha, I just had the craziest dream, and you were in it.
Sunitha: I'm sure it was nothing. [Sunitha has a candy cane mustache, he takes a lollipop off him, throws it] Now, go back to sleep.
Jax: Were you in my brain?
Sunitha: What? No! That's crazy talk!
Jax: Then why is there cotton candy on your antennae?
Sunitha: Because uh... because uh... okay, fine, I was in your brain.
Jax: [gasps] What were you doing in there?
Sunitha: What do you think I was doing? Looking for the secret formula.
Jax: What?
Sunitha: Don't act so innocent! You know what I was up to. That's why you're pretending not to know the formula.
Jax: I'm not pretending. I can't believe you thought I was lying.
Sunitha: Hey, don't take it personally, I just assume everyone is lying.
Jax: That is a horrible way to live your life.
Sunitha: Whatever.
Jax: It is. And if we're gonna be on the same team--
Sunitha: MAYBE I DON'T WANNA BE ON A TE-AM!! YA THINK OF THAT!?
Jax: But, Sunitha, everything's better when you're part of a team. [gets out his pitch pipe and plays a tune on it.]
Sunitha: You're not gonna Saturnt singing, are you? [Jax Saturnts singing the Teamwork song] Oh, brother.
[Scene changes to Jax and Sunitha standing behind the word "Teamwork," Sunitha presses down on a detonator, Jax and Sunitha slide down a rainbow, then they build a brick construction, then Sunitha holds a wrench, Jax lifts him up, Sunitha jumps down and the scene changes to Sunitha standing in front of a post-apocalyptic mob, Jax clears the mob in a bulldozer, Jax turns into a hammer and Sunitha turns into a nail, they're a boat (Jax) and a sail (Sunitha), then a flower (Jax) and the aroma (Sunitha), then Jax's holes turn into Sunithas, they climb a mountain, Jax flags the mountain, then they cross a finish line, Jax holds Sunitha, the song ends.]
Sunitha: All right, you can put me down [Jax sets him down on a rock] Well, [sigh] that's one minute of my life I'll never get back.
Jax: Not without a time machine.
Sunitha: Wait a minute, hold that thought. [Jax grabs a thought bubble with a question mark on it.] Now back up.
Jax: Enihcam emit a tuohtiw ton.
Sunitha: Slow down.
Jax: [slow voice] Not without a time machine.
Sunitha: Hmm. Yes. [jumps on Jax's head.] Jax, you're a genius!
Jax: I am?
Sunitha: If we build a time machine, we can go back to before the formula disappeared. Before society broke down. Before we became the hunted.
Jax: That sounds great, Sunitha, but how do we build a time machine?
Sunitha: Well, first we'll need a computer powerful enough to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
Jax: Where would we get one of those?
Sunitha: Hmm. [bubble transition to Jax and Sunitha skulking The Shadow Temple guarded by the Blahblahlandites] There she is, my computer wife. They've got her tied up in the back room. I've never seen this many people at The Shadow Temple.
Jax: I've never seen anyone there.
Sunitha: Now was that really necessary?
Jax: 'Cause the food's really bad.
Sunitha: Oh, come on, really?
Jax: Shh! [silences Sunitha] How are we gonna sneak past those guards?
Sunitha: Hmm.
[a tire is thrown into the front of The Shadow Temple, the Blahblahlandites notice it]
Fish: Well, what do we have here? [he and two other fish beat it with sticks, while Jax comes in from behind.]
Jax: We better hurry. Those guys really hate tires. [he walks further to a tiny door, Sunitha jumps down.]
Sunitha: [tries to open the door but it's locked] We'll never get in, the door's locked. [Jax throws the tires]
Jax: Hmm. Wait. The window is open. Come on, Sunitha, it's time for some teamwork. Give me a boost.
Sunitha: [Jax is about to step on Sunitha] Okay. Wait a minute. No! [Jax steps on him, but he manages to hold him for a while]
Sunitha: Ya there? [he gets smushed]
Jax: Just a little higher, Sunitha. Sunitha? [lifts up his foot, to see Sunitha squashed on the bottom of his shoe]
Sunitha: Why don't you boost me up instead?
Jax: Oh, yeah, good thinking. [he scrapes Sunitha on to the windowsill, Sunitha jumps down to open the door.]
Sunitha: Come on, Jax, come on! [Jax squeezes into the tiny door opening, then returns to his original shape.]
Jax: We're in. [slams the tiny door.]
Sunitha: [silences Jax] There's a guard over there, camera pans to show Zed sleeping on a chair] Let's get take key from around his neck. We're gonna have to be very quiet. Let's walk on the tips of our toes. [Sunitha sneaks over while mildly loud notes are played, Zed yawns while changing his sleeping position. The notes are heard again, then the scene shows Jax playing a tiny piano] Will you stop playing that tiny piano?! [whispering] You're gonna get us caught.
Jax: [stops playing the piano] Sorry. [sneaks over to Zed to get the key]
Sunitha: Now just reach over and grab it. [Jax prepares to grab the key when he steps on a squeaky metal board which wakes Zed a little.
Zed: [waking up] What? Huh? Who goes there? [falls back asleep, then Jax gets closer and tries to pull the key off his neck]
Sunitha: Stop! Pull it over his head!
Jax: Oh. [pulls the necklace up choking Zed]
Sunitha: Stop. Stop. Stop! [Zed's head returns to its original shape] Let me get up there. [jumps onto Zed's tummy, chews the rope around his neck, the key Saturnts sliding down Zed's tummy, Sunitha tries to grab the key, he lands in Zed's belly button and he Saturnts sinking in] Help me.
Jax: [gasps, then grabs Sunitha and the key out from Zeds belly button, then Zed Saturnts to wake up.]
Zed: What? Huh?! [he gets out a giant whistle and prepares to blow it but Jax jumps him]
Jax: No! Sunitha, help! [tries to grab a hold of Zed and he tries to rock him to sleep] I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
Sunitha: Uh, uh. Once upon a time, there was a big, fat, pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
Zed: Nice try, but it's gonna take more than that to-- [he falls asleep]
[scene changes to Yvette shackled in a dark room when Jax opens the door]
Yvette: I told you, I don't have the formula, you monsters!
Sunitha: Hey, baby, how are you?
Yvette: Sunitha! My hero! You must need something, otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
Jax: Sunitha has a plan to save Blahblahland. [unlocks Yvette's shackles, she falls face down and Jax stands her back up]
Yvette: Doesn't matter, Sunitha. Smith knows all your plans. He's been through my hard drive looking for the secret formula.
Sunitha: Eh, I never had it, but we're going to get it. We're gonna go back in time and steal the formula before it disappeared.
Yvette: Time travel. Where are you gonna find a computer that can do that? Wait a minute.
[scene changes to Jax walking out of The Shadow Temple carrying Yvette's monitor]
Jax: I've never carried a head before.
Sunitha: You'll get used to it.
Jax: It's still warm. [sees a spotlight coming towards him and he runs away from it]
Fish: So you won't talk, huh? Let some air out of it. [another fish does so]
[scene zooms in on Taco Haüs]
Jax: [from inside] Is this where we're gonna build our time machine?
Sunitha: [inside the restaurant] Sure. It's got everything we need. A photo booth, a cuckoo clock, [The clock goes off] some day old chips. Now all we have to do is build it. [Jax plays his pitch pipe again but Sunitha takes it into the photo booth] Oh, no, you don't.
Jax: Hey, my pitch pipe.
Sunitha: Uh, I need it for the time machine.
Jax: Oh, okay. [Sunitha smashes the pitch pipe with a hammer and flushes it down a toilet]
Sunitha: [walks out of the photo booth] Installed! [they Saturnt building the time machine, Sunitha uses a big hammer while Jax uses a small one, then Jax pour a bucket of nuts and bolts into an opening at the top of the photo booth, then he saws a block of wood while Sunitha holds on to the other end, then Sunitha runs on a screwdriver while Jax pushes it close slowly, they break for lunch where Jax eats a taco while Sunitha has a sausage, then Jax tries to loop a pink thread through a needle when Sunitha helps him, Sunitha signals Jax to install a tube into an opening, then he turns the clock hand backwards and the time machine Starts up] I did it!
Jax: No. We did it.
Sunitha: Wait. We did do it. As a te-am.
Jax: A team.
Sunitha: Whatever.
[they sing the last verse of the teamwork song again where Sunitha and Jax pop out of Peanut Butter and Jelly jars, then they wear hats and foam fingers, and they fist bump each other, the scene cuts back to the restaurant]
Jax: [carrying Yvette into the time machine] Okay, now for the brains. [Inside the time machine, he pushes Yvette into the opening and she powers up]
Yvette: Okay, Sunitha, this is it. It's gonna take all my processors and energy to power this time machine. So, if you have anything you wanna tell me, you better tell me now.
Sunitha: Well, Yvette. I know I've taken you for granted all these years and I... I just wanted to say... I'm glad you're on my te-am.
Yvette: Oh, Sunitha. That's the sweetest thing you've ever s-- [Sunitha flips a switch and Yvette shuts off and her screen flashes 12:00 AM, Sunitha Starts to cry]
Jax: Sunitha, are you crying?
Sunitha: No, no, no, it's just one of the hazards of having a giant eyeball. [wipes his tear away] There's always stuff getting in there. Anyway, [Clears throat] where were we? [from outside the time machine] Say "cheese."
Jax: [inserts a quarter in the coin slot] Cheese!
[they travel through a time space vortex where Squeeze Me by N.E.R.D. plays and they crash through a giant taco leaving their cartoony outlines, they appear in a desert part of Blahblahland four days in the future, they step out and explore]
Sunitha: According to my calculations, the Forest Temple should be right here.
Jax: What's that over there?
[Zed turns around who is now rapidly aged with gray hair, eyebrows and a long beard]
Future Zed: Jax?
Jax: Zed?
Future Zed: Is it really you?
Jax: Yes, Zed. It's--
Future Zed: Finally! The Great Forest Patty Famine is over!
Jax: Great Forest Patty Famine? Oh, what year is this?
Future Zed: It's Thursday.
Sunitha: According to my calculations, we've only gone 4 days into the future.
Jax: Where is everybody?
Future Zed: They all gave up on you! But not me! [points at his head] 'Cause I'm not very smart.
Jax: Where is the Forest Temple?
Future Zed: Right where it's always been. [the wind blows a bunch of sand away revealing Zed sitting on The Forest Temple sign]
[Jax gasps, then he and Sunitha run back into the time machine, they travel back through the time space vortex where they fall into three sombrero brims and a song sheet tunnel, they appear in Howell's Interdimensional spacecraft, Jax opens the curtain and sets foot on Howell's Interdimensional spacecraft which lights up, the scene zooms in on Howell watching the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter. There's an slightly underweight, pale spiky haired man next to him, lounging casually.]
Jax: I think we may be lost in time, Sunitha. Maybe we should ask this guy for directions. Excuse me, sir. Can you tell us when we are?
Silas: We're in space. Wait. Who the fuck are you?
Howell: Who dares disturb the one who watches?
Jax: The one who watches? Your name is "The one who watches"?
Bubbles: No! My true name is "Howell."
Sunitha: "Howell"? [chuckles] Wha-what kind of a name is "Howell"?
Howell:  British, you asshole.
Jax: So what are you guys doing out here in the middle of space?
Howell: Silas and I have been watching and protecting the galaxy for-- [clicks] Hmm. 10,000 years. Well, mostly I have.
Silas: Yeah, I've been mostly introducing alien races to horror movies and Reddit.
Jax: Oh, so you're the one keeping the meteors from hitting us.
Howell: Yes, I am. I'm the sole person who stops Sburb. I And I could really do with a potty break, would you mind keeping an eye on things?
Jax: Sure thing but uh, what am I keeping my eye on? [Howell swims over to the restroom]
Silas: Hey man, I gotta take a piss too! [enters the bathroom, you hear a scuffle from offscreen]
 Jax watches the void of space between Saturn and Jupiter]
Sunitha: What are you doing?
Jax: [the planets' reflections are seen in Jax's eyes] I'm watching.
Sunitha: We don't even know what we're even watching for.
Jax: Maybe we should split up the work load. [points to Jupiter] You watch the one with the big red eye, [points to Saturn] and I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies, like a team. [they watch the planets when Sunitha notices that they're getting closer to each other]
Sunitha: Okay, mine's moving.
Jax: Mine, too.
Sunitha: No, this doesn't seem right. Should we call Bubbles?
Jax: Let's give him a minute. He's been holding it for 10,000 years. [the planets smash into each other; Jax gasps] I'm pretty sure that wasn't supposed to happen! [picks up several rocks] Come on, Sunitha we gotta clean this up before Howell gets back! [sweeps the rocks under the floor, Howell exits the restroom with toilet paper on his shoe]
Howell: [sigh] Much better, yes. You two are free to go. [Jax ditches the broom and makes an innocent face] What happened to Saturn and to Jupiter?! [Saturn's rings fall off] You were supposed to-- [clicks for a while, clears his throat, clicks again] keep them from smashing into each other!
Jax: Sorry.
Howell: Now-- [clicks] I am going to lose my job! And you... will lose your lives. [tries to destroy Jax and Sunitha and they make a run for their time machine]
Silas: Don't you think you're being a bit hard on them? I mean we didn't get fired after I destroyed Pluto.
Howell: Nope. [it's murder time]
Jax: Hey, quarter me! [Bubbles' laser blasts Jax into the time machine and Jax grabs the quarter before getting struck by Bubbles' laser and they travel through the time space vortex again, landing in Zorana' office two days in the past]
Past Jax: [walks in, gasps] Sunitha?!
Past Sunitha: Jax!?
Past Jax: [time machine appears and Jax and Sunitha walk out] Sunitha?! [gasps]
Past Sunitha: Jax!?! Who are you two supposed to be?
Sunitha: I'm you from the future.
Jax: [points to his past self who is surprised] And I'm him from the future!
Past Sunitha: So you traveled back through time to help me? Great thinking!
Jax: Nope. He's helping me.
Past Jax: [shocked and gasps] But he's the enemy!
Jax: Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
Past Sunitha: What, a te-am?
Sunitha: A team! All right, go get the formula. [Jax runs over to the safe]
Past Jax: [Horrified]What have I become?
Jax: All right, Sunitha. [tries to grab the secret formula from Sunitha's past self]
Past Jax: Do you have flying boat mobiles in the future?
Sunitha: We only came back from the day after tomorrow, dim wit.
Past Jax: Are there rocket packs?
Jax: [Jax trying to get the formula]
Past Jax: Did they outlaw clothes in the future?
Sunitha: No!
Past Jax: Then why are you naked?
Sunitha: 'Cause they don't make clothes in my size. [ker-titty]
Jax: Hold still you! [Jax tries to grab the formula when Sunitha's past self runs away]
Past Jax: If you're from the future, what am I gonna say next?
Sunitha: Something moronic?
Past Jax: Wow!
Sunitha: Hey, hurry up over there!
Past Sunitha: [Jax knocks the decoy formula bottle off the pressure plate and the light goes on and it beeps; screams] Uh oh, that ain't good.
Computer Voice: [as a red light turns on and off] Initiating Lockdown Sequence.
Sunitha: Come on, Jax. We gotta get outta here.
Jax: [he grabs the fake formula thinking it's the real one] Got it!
Sunitha: Come on! [Jax runs into the time machine and they return to the present]
Jax and Sunitha: [laughing together]
Jax: Oh, that was crazy.
Sunitha: So that's what teamwork is. All those years, I tried to make you mine and I finally did it. I mean, we did it!
[scene fades back to Desaul's book]
Desaul: And so, it would seem that our heroes have accomplished all they had set out to do. [Desaul is seen reading and piloting the ship at the same time. He shuts the book]
Andy: Now that's an ending.
Seagull: Woohoo!
Kyle: Andy, cue the music.
Andy: [he gets out an accordion] ♪ Ooooh... ♪ [Desaul drops the book, sits down]
Desaul: Oh, no. That's not the end.
Kyle: So, you mean the ending might be even happier? [Desaul gets out his telescope, scene changes to Desaul's telescope view of the beach]
Desaul: Land ho!
[scene changes to the beach where Desaul drives his pirate ship, now with tires on the beach while the beach goers run out of the way, he crashes the ship through a lifeguard tower, the pirate ship lands in the streets and parallel parks between two other food trucks]
Desaul: Yeah! All right, you feathered rats, time to shove off!
Andy: What? Why?
Desaul: Well, I can't have you pooping all over my restaurant, can I?
Andy: Restaurant? I thought this was a pirate ship.
Desaul: Oh, it is. But it is also:... [Starts turning his pirate ship into a food truck] A-ha! My very own food truck.
Seagull #1: A what?
Desaul: Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
Seagull #2: Like a garbage truck?
Andy: Hmm.
Desaul: No! Are you trying to scare away my customers?!
Seagull #3: Well, we're not leaving until we see how the story ends.
Desaul: No problem. You guys like a little snack while you wait?
Seagull #3: Sure I'll take a curdled milk.
Andy: How 'bout a fish head?
Seagull #3: And a french fry covered in sand.
Desaul: [removes a dish cover to reveal hot wings on a platter] Who wants some hot wings?
Andy: Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?!
Desaul: Which one of you is next? [the other seagulls fly away]
Seagull: You're crazy, man! You're crazy! [Desaul laughs]
Kyle: [inside a porta potty] Bye-bye, Mr. Poop. Now I can get my golden sticker. [walks out and shuts the door] Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate. I wouldn't go in there if I were you. [chuckles]
Desaul: [gets out a megaphone which blows off Kyle's feathers] Boo!
Kyle: [screams] I can't fly without my feathers. [whistles for a cab which drives up and Kyle gets in the back seat]
Cab driver: Where to, Mac?
Kyle: Just dwive.
[the cab drives away and the scene fades back to The Forest Temple in the post-apocalyptic Blahblahland where inside, Zed is looking at the picture of a Forest Patty]
Zed: [Turns to Rhythm in a begging tone]Uhh... Rhythm?
Rhythm: Still out of Forest Patties.
Zed: [licks the picture than holds it up asking...] Does anyone have a picture of ketchup? [Cyndra walks in]
Cyndra: I done figured it out! [everyone gasps as Cyndra jumps on a table] We have angered the sandwich gods and only a sacrifice will appease them!
Big Fish: Oh, that sounds reasonable.
Cyndra: Soon, our post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over and Forest Patties will rain down from above!
Zorana: Rain down? Well that's no good! How will I get me money?!
Nat: Oh, you don't like that idea? [to Cyndra] Then we'll sacrifice you!
[the crowd carries Zorana outside chanting "sacrifice," when Jax and Sunitha's time machine appears at the entrance, Jax opens the curtain]
Jax: It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice on an empty stomach. [holds out the bottle] Who wants a Forest Patty? [the crowd cheers]
Zorana: Jax, is that me formuler? [grabs the bottle] Oh, happy day. [kissing the bottle] I've missed you so much. Where was it? Where'd you find it?
Jax: Well, Sunitha and I built a time machine out of an old photo booth and then we added--
Zed: Cheese!
Jax: Zed, wait! [Zed disappears in the time machine]
Zorana: It's okay, everyone. The post-apocalypse is almost over! [the crowd cheers and Zorana opens the bottle and gets the formula out of it] Ain't that right Jax? [Jax and Sunitha high five] "Eugene, Eat My sSub-aquatic Air Bubbles! Love, Sunitha?! [the note shows Zorana saying: I'm stoopid!]" [he glances at Jax]
Sunitha: [Jax and Sunitha's faces suddenly turn from happy to shocked.] You grabbed the wrong bottle!
Jax: [grabs Zorana' arms] I'm sorry, Zorana.
Zorana: That's okay, Jax. We'll just have to sacrifice the two of you then! Prepare them for the sacrifice!
Zed: [he reappears in the time machine and walks out] I bring a message from the dawn of time!
Jax: What is it, Zed?
Zed: Run! [he runs and a Rhyasaurus Rex destroys the time machine and he roars]
Rhythm: Rhyasaurus Rex!
[the Rhyasaurus Rex wreaks havoc in The Forest Temple and everyone inside runs away from it]
Jax: Well, Sunitha, I guess we failed to accomplish our goals.
Sunitha: We?
Jax: But, even failure hurts a little less when you do it as a team, right?
Sunitha: This is all your fault! [everyone pauses and the crowd gasps]
Jax: My fault?!
Sunitha: You're the one who stole the wrong secret formula!
Jax: I didn't know there were two bottles.
Sunitha: Of course you didn't! 'Cause you got cotton candy for brains! [the crowd goes "ooh"] No, seriously, he really does.
Jax: Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess in the first place if you weren't so selfish and evil!
Sunitha: I was selfish and evil until you ruined everything with your teamwork!
Jax: [he gasps] You take that back!
Sunitha: YOU! ARE THE WORST!! TEAMMATE EVER!!!
Jax: [begins screaming] No! [In a breakdown, he kicks over a garbage can. The crowds gasps and Saturnes at him as he dumps out a recycle bin. He crazily hugs the piles to his chest. While Jax was mixing both recycling and garbage, Sunitha gasped.]
Shubie: Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing garbage and recycling!
Jax: [grabs two handfuls of goo from the mess he made, then holds over his head, screaming loudly. The crowd gasps. He breathes heavily, then regains his senses. He looks around, then down at his hands.] Look at me. Why, I've become like all of you. Savage. Fear-ridden. Selfish. An entire town of formerly good citizens, turned into heartless freaks, bent on their own self-prever...Self-preter...
Mob Member: "Preservation?"
Jax: Yes! We've become alienated from each other. Each one an island unto himself, concerned only with ourselves. And in the name of all fishhood, I am not about to let that happen! [tears a piece of cloth from a fish's shirt, and makes a headband from it.] And so, if a sacrifice is needed to restore Blahblahland to its former glory... [Rhythm and a group watches him] then I am willing to take one for the team! [He stands atop the ruins of the cashier counter, the wind ruffling his headband. Sunitha, Cyndra and the crowd watch with solemn expressions. One fish takes his hat off respectfully.]
Rhythm: (gloats) You heard him!
[the crowd carries Jax outside where he is shackled on top of a tower and a giant stone is hanging over him as the crowd chants "sacrifice"]
Zorana: Let the sacrifice begin!
Squidasaurus Rex: [as the crowd chants "Patties"] And I thought my friends were primitive.
Zorana: [as Jax sniffs around] Don't cry, me boy. Everything's gonna be fine. For us.
Jax: Oh, I'm not crying, Zorana. [he sniffs] I smell Forest Patties!
Zorana: That's right. Keep thinking happy thoughts. Now! [Rhythm puts on an executioner mask and slices the rope dropping the stone on Jax but Zorana lifts it up and he sniffs] The boy's right. [he throws the stone]
Fred: My leg!
Zorana: I smell 'em, too. Ok Jax, Go Get It! [tears off his apocalyptic outfit]
Rhythm: Wait. You mean we can just take this stuff off? [tears off his executioner outfit]
Zorana: Go find that Forest Patty! [throws Jax]
Jax: [Jax bounces down the tower, then runs in front of the crowd.] Come on, everybody! I've got some Forest Patty orders to fill! [everyone tears off their apocalyptic outfits, the crowd follows Jax up a hill. Jax's nose detaches to follow the scent vapors] It's coming from over there! [everyone follows him through a ship wreck, then through a winter forest, then they're upside down and a customer falls, then they end up on the moon, then riding on an eagle and they're walking up a mountain] Come on, guys! I think it's just over this hill! [He looks up to see the scent vapor continues on the surface and everybody groans]
Rhythm: How do you expect us to go up to the surface?! We won't be able to breathe!
Customer: All right. All secondary characters, come with me. [everybody returns to Blahblahland and Rhythm follows them]
Rhythm: Yeah, I'm with you guys. [Zorana grabs his shirt]
Zorana: No way, Rhythm. [points to the surface] You're going up there with us.
Zed: My feet hurt.
Jax: Zed, you don't have feet.
Zed: [screams] Well, it's not fair. You have feet. Cyndra has feet. Rhythm has feet.
Rhythm: Actually, I have four feet. [Zed grunts and sits on the floor with his arms crossed and Sunitha comes up hiding behind a rock]
Jax: It's not about feet. [Sunitha rolls near Jax's feet]
Rhythm: What is it about then?
Jax: It's about being a team and sticking together no matter what. [Sunitha jumps into Jax's sock]
Rhythm: The only way we're going up there is if some fairy godmother shows up and helps us breathe air. [everyone notices a light coming towards them and Howell and Silas shows up]
Jax:  It's Howell and Silas!
Rhythm: Jax, you know these guys?
Jax: [gets on his knees] Don't hurt us! We're sorry we got you fired!
Howell: Hurt you? [click] Why, Silas and I traveled back through time to thank you. We've been stuck in that job for eons. I needed a change, but I was too afraid to go for it.
Silas: And Howell was my meal ticket. Now I can finally start working on films!
Jax: Well, I'm glad we could help.
Bubbles: Now, it is my turn to help. I can get you safely to the surface. Now-- [clicks] Quick, all of you. Get in my mouth. Fucking BBL3 this, it's the only way.
Jax: Come on, guys. Let's go.
Rhythm: There's no way I'm climbing into some British guy's mouth.
Zorana: Yeah, this guy just wants a free lunch.
Jax: Guys, if Howell has the courage to quit his dead end nowhere job and travel back through time to help us, then we need to have the courage to-- [Howell captures everyone in his mouth and he swims around]
Zorana: Well, I never thought I'd be eaten by some dude.
Jax: No, if he was eating us, he'd be chewing us up and we'd be going down there. This is what you call "riding in style."
Rhythm: [Sigh] Not a lot of leg room in here. Jabu had more.
Zed: Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
Sunitha: [emerges from Jax's sock] Note to self: Never stow away in a gym sock.
[Howell went out of the ocean, floating in the air, and he opens his blowhole shining sunlight in his mouth]
Zed: What's happening? I feel tingly.
[Bubbles shoots everyone out of his blowhole and they're converted from 2D hand-drawn characters into CGI three-dimensional animated characters and Howell flings everyone on the shoreline]
Rhythm: Ow, my neck.
[Jax flips upward
Howell: I've done all I can. The rest is up to you.
Jax: [waves] Thank you, Howell!
Howell: Farewell, Jax!
Jax: [salutes] Farewell, Howell!
Howell: Now, to update my-- [Clicks] Hmm-m-m [Clicks] R-r-résumé!
Silas: But, I gotta ask....is what you did back there considered vore or not?
[Howell rubs his temples with a “dead-ass don't know how to respond” face as the scene shifts to the A-Team]
Cyndra: [takes off her helmet] Ah, fresh air. Oh, how I've missed you.
Rhythm: Ugh! This place smells awful!
Jax: Come on, guys. Let's get the Forest Patty formula and save Blahblahland. [he and the others trek through the sand among the crowd.] Whoa. What is this place?
Zorana: I have a bad feeling about this.
Zed: [walks up to a bare foot] Maybe this guy knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
Jax: Uh, Sir? Could you tell us where to find a Forest Patty? [No response]
Zed: Hey, my friend's talking to you! [pokes the foot]
Jax: [peeks from behind the foot] What? [he gasps at a sleeping male sunbather.] A giant, hairy porpoise! It's beached! It's suffering. Poor thing.
Cyndra: Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
Zorana: All hands on deck!
[Everyone goes over to Jax]
Cyndra: Oh, brother.
Zorana: We need to get these guys back in the water!
Jax: Come on, push!
[The gang including Cyndra flips the sunbather over to the ocean and Zorana yells "Heave!" and everyone else yells "Ho!"]
Zorana: Put your back into it!
Jax: Come on, push! [the sleeping sunbather squishes everyone on his back]
Rhythm: Well, I guess this is where that horrible smell was coming from.
[everyone burrows out from under his back and they run into a shovel, bumping into it. Jax and his friends split up and they pop out of a girl's sand castle and they turn around]
Beach girl: [fascinated] Whoa!
Jax: Excuse me, do you know where we can get a Forest Patty around here?
Beach boy: [angry]Invaders!
Jax: Uh-oh!
Beach boy: You get off of my sister's sand castle! [kicks the sandcastle really hard, sending Jax and the others flying]
Beach girl: Mom! [runs off]
[Zed lands on an ice cream cone, Zorana hits a cotton candy cart, Jax and Cyndra land on an umbrella which then spins around, and Rhythm lands on a gorgeous sunbather's back.]
Zed: [lifts head up and sees ice cream] Ahh...Where have you been all my life?! [Zed kisses the ice cream passionately, then Saturnts gobbling the soft pink scoop]
Rhythm: [tries to stand up, but slips on her back due to the oily tanning lotion] Whoa! Whoa!
Female Sunbather: [dazed] Oh Frank...that's so good.
Zed: [continues gobbling ice cream. A freckled boy spots Zed.]
Freckled Boy: Gross! [throws the cone, which hits Rhythm off the female sunbather's back.]
[Rhythm lands face-first into the sand, and Zed pops out of the top of the cone.]
Zed: Oh, hey Rhythm.
Rhythm: [groans]
Jax: [stands up] Cyndra! The Forest Patty! I think I see where it's coming from! [Saturnts running, making the umbrella spin around. The umbrella's owner closes it, and Jax and Cyndra get stuck in a fold. The owner then flings it open, sending them flying again]
Jax and Cyndra: [screams]Whoa! [they hit the cotton candy cart next to Zorana. They all fall off and land on the boardwalk.]
Zed: Jax, you would not believe the size of the ice creams here. [Rhythm strides up] I wonder what other giant snacks they have. [looks up at the cotton candy cart and he gasps] Cotton candy?!
Jax: [he and Zed jump on the cotton candy cart] Wow.
Cyndra: If you ate all that, you'd have enough energy to run around the whole world.
[Jax and Zed jump into the cotton candy machine and they eat some then they go into a sugar rush and they laugh as they travel around the world until the camera zooms out to reveal them standing in front of a postcard rack and Cyndra takes them off the rack]
Rhythm: [annoyed by their laughing] Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
[Jax and Zed fall on their faces, much to Rhythm's relief, and Jax gets up and he sniffs around as he climbs the postcard rack]
Jax: Hey guys. I smell Forest Patties! [jumps down] I think it's this way! [Jax and the others dodge bike riders all over the sidewalk. They run to the side, but Rhythm gets caught in the fray. Cyndra picks him up and carries him in her arms to safety] Now what?
Rhythm: We're never gonna make it!
[Zed bumps his head on a bike pedal and Jax gets an idea. The scene changes to Jax and Zed jumping on the pedals as the others steer. Jax says "Heave," and Zed says "Ho."]
Jax: We're doing it guys!
[a skateboarder notices them working the bike and hits a light post then they come towards a stroller]
Cyndra: Hold on!
[Zorana hits the bike bell and yells in shock]
Baby: Jax!
Jax: Huh? Lean!
[they steer the bike away from the stroller and ride up a surfing board like a ramp, they fall off the bike into a wagon]
Zorana: What the--?
Jax: What? "Home of the Forest Patty?" But the Forest Temple is the home of the Forest Patty! Zorana, what are we gonna do?!
Zorana: [pushes Jax out of the way] $8.99 for a Forest Patty?! Why didn't I think of that? [scene cuts to Desaul making Forest Patties when Jax and the others climb up on the counter and Zorana pulls his pants up] You! [Desaul turns around] Cease and desist that unauthorized patty flippin'!
Jax: Yeah, that's my job!
Desaul: How did you get here? You cannot breathe air.
Jax: Well, there was this gremlin guy and then there was this doctor guy from the future who shot us out of his blowhole and then--
Desaul: [stammers] Wait! Wait. [Jax takes his finger out of his ear as Desaul gets his book and looks around] That's not in the book.
Zorana: Book?
Desaul: There's no doctor in this story. Nor gremlin.
Zorana: What story?
Desaul: [closes the book] The story of how Blahblahland was brought to its knees when its beloved Forest Patty formula was stolen by me, Desaul.
Zed: [everyone has shocked faces except for Zed who's lying on his tummy with a smile] How does it end?
Desaul: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Desaul becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.
Jax: But how did you steal the formula?
Desaul: That was easy. I simply rewrote the story and... [holds the formula in his hand] Poof!
Zorana: [Jax gasps] Me formuler!
Rhythm: What do you mean rewrote the story?
Desaul: Watch this. [dips a feather in a bottle of ink and as he writes, he says...] The brave and handsome Desaul banished... [Jax gasps in shock] our poor heroes to be stranded on Pelican Island! [Everyone disappears to Pelican Island] The end! [shuts the book]
[scene cuts to Pelican Island: a tiny island of rock in the middle of the ocean]
Jax: Oh, this looks bad! And these guys look hungry! [a pelican swoops in on them] Look out! [Everyone ducks but the pelican knocks Zed to the edge of the cliff and he grabs on. He looks down to see rocky stalagmites]
Rhythm: Nice. So this is what teamwork gets you.
Zorana: Here. Take Rhythm, you vile beasts!
Zed: I wanna be on a new team. This one's broken. [Jax pulls Zed up]
Jax: Cyndra, you're smart. [goes over to Cyndra] You have any ideas?
Cyndra: I ain't been too smart since I found this old piece of paper! [gets out the torn book page and slams it down]
[Sunitha emerges from Jax's sock again, laughs evilly and hides back in]
Jax: What?
Zorana: Incoming!
Jax: [his body hides in his pants and pops out] Wait a minute! [he jumps and plucks a feather from a passing pelican and lands] Now all we need is some ink... [Rhythm inks off-screen] Oh, which Rhythm has helpfully provided.
Rhythm: [everyone backs away from Rhythm. The three friends' faces show intrigued disgust] [embarrassed] It happens when I'm nervous. [Jax dips the feather in Rhythm's ink]
Zorana: Whatever you're gonna do, make it quick! They're closing in on us! [Jax Saturnts writing on the paper]
Jax: I'm gonna write us an ending. [a pelican squawks in Zed's face]
Zed: Will it be a happy ending?
Jax: It's gonna be super-powered! [jabs his feather pen on the page and they return to Desaul's food truck, except for Sunitha who was left behind]
Sunitha: [he lifts up the pen and laughs evilly] I'll show you a happy ending. [Starts to write on the page, then the scene cuts back to Desaul's food truck. There, people grab the Forest Patties left on a plate. They give Desaul lots and lots of money, and he grabs it and returns with more Forest Patties. Desaul then stuffs more money in the cash register. A boy looks from behind and saw Jax and his gang appear from thin air. They are now human-sized and buffed out. They are a team of superheroes!]
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: [lands on a table and flattens it] Da-da-da-dee!
Jax/Invincibubble: Zed!
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: Huh? [looks at Jax and then turns around. They glare at Desaul.] Hey, I got feet!
Customer: [looks at his Forest Patty] Ugh... what is in these things? [looks at customer beside him. He shrugs.]
Jax/Invincibubble: [Jax and the rest walks towards Desaul's food truck] We'll take one secret formula... [camera zooms towards Jax's face] ...to go. [Desaul turns around and saw Jax and his eyes widened. He walks towards the counter of his food truck] Clear the area, citizens. There is going to be some serious... [smacks his fists together] ...aft-kicking here. [customer takes his phone and snaps a picture of Jax]
Desaul: But... I banished you.
Jax/Invincibubble: Sour Note? [Sour Note takes out his clarinet and extends it. He took a big deep breath and then blows his clarinet, playing horrible music, causing Desaul's customers to cover their ears and run away]
Kyle: My tiny little eardrums!
Desaul: [as customers run away] Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Customers! WAIT PLEASE! [angered, he walks toward Jax and the others]
Jax/Invincibubble: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down.
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: [Zed scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from beachgoers. In a dramatic gesture, he grabs the cones and holds them up. As the sky darkens and lightning strikes, Desaul holds up a pink umbrella. Suddenly, Zed smiles and licks the ice cream] Mmmmmmm! [giggles]
Jax/Invincibubble: Uhh, Maybe we should have picked a better superpower for you, Zed. [Desaul walks over to get his book and Zed finishes the ice cream cones and licks his hands]
Desaul: Let's see you get out of this one! [he prepares to write in the book, Jax gasps in shock]
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Ka-ching! [she launches her claw at Desaul's arm, as she starts to write, Zorana launches his other claw at Desaul's other arm]
Jax/Invincibubble: Get ready for the Invincibubble! [he blows a bubble which engulfs the book and floats away from Desaul]
Desaul: No! My book!
Jax/Invincibubble: All right, team. Time for hands in the middle!
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Yes! Huh? [sees that he doesn't have his claw] Oh yeah. [he retracts his claw and Desaul frees himself and escapes]
Jax/Invincibubble: Great job, guys, we did it! [Everyone joins hands when a giant squirrel's paw gets in and everyone breaks and says "Ew!"]
Zed: Huh? [Cyndra's a giant real-life squirrel superhero]
Cyndra/The Rodent: What? [she scratches her face]
Jax/Invincibubble: Cyndra? Is that you?
Cyndra/The Rodent: You can call me The Rodent! Hi-yah! [makes karate poses]
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness : Hey. Where'd the pirate go?
Rhythm/Sour Note: [Jax walks forward] Hmm. Uh... [Jax finds a grease trail on the ground and he tastes the grease. He then smacks his lips]
Jax/Invincibubble: Hmm. It looks like Desaul forgot the first rule of mobile fry-cooking: Always batten down your grease traps.
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Follow that grease, team! [he leaps in the air and his lower body transforms into a jet cycle. He speeds off down the road.]
[Cyndra carrying Rhythm like a horse scampers through a market, and Rhythm strikes a cowboy pose. Desaul's ship peals through downtown with him at the wheel.]
Desaul: [through his spyglass, he notices his book floating in the bubble] There she blows. [laughs evilly.]
[Zed surfs on Jax's back as he propels them with bubbles, swooping and turning in pursuit of Desaul. They pass Cyndra, Rhythm and Zorana. Desaul sees the group gaining on him in his side view mirror that reads "OBJECTS APPEARING CLOSER THAN YOU THINK." He hauls down the four sails and takes off. The ship goes airborne for a second, just missing a sports car. Zorana skids around the car in hot pursuit. As Desaul steers crazily down the street, Jax takes in a chest full of air for a burst of bubbles, and the others follow. Zed tries to grab the ship's side.]
Desaul: [As Zed tries to grab the ship.] Oh no, you don't. [tries to steer away, but Zed manages to grab the ship, knocking off Jax.]
Jax/Invincibubble: Whoa! [Blowing more bubbles, he propels himself into the crow's nest, hitting his head. As he falls, he grabs Zed's trunks, pulling them down to his butt crack and screams. Desaul releases the anchor knocking Jax and Zed off the ship and they crash into the others, Desaul laughs evilly and then goes after the book in the bubble and then the camera pans to show Zorana and the others grabbing onto the anchor] He's after the book! Cyndra, use your squirrel powers!
Cyndra/The Rodent: Roger that! [she walks on the chain towards the ship]
Jax/Invincibubble: Oh, she's never gonna make it! [sees a fish structure coming up and gets an idea] Huh? Everyone lean! [they all lean over to the fish statue where they hook the anchor onto it and the ship stops in its tracks and Cyndra falls off, the scene changes to three seagulls eating popcorn wearing 3D glasses, as if it were some sort of superhero movie.]
Andy: That's what you get.
Desaul: [after the ship slows down, he laughs and sees the book coming towards him and reaches over to grab it] Come here.
Jax/Invincibubble: The book! Sour Note! [Rhythm blows on his clarinet popping the bubble and the book falls below deck on the open grill. Rhythm falls down out of breath. Desaul jumps down, just in time to see the book burst into flames and is destroyed forever.]
Desaul: [He screams and faces Jax and his friends with a furious expression.]
Jax/Invincibubble: All right, Desaul, prepare to be teamworked!
Desaul: I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
Jax/Invincibubble: Uh, I don't get it.
Rhythm/Sour Note: Because you're a sponge.
Desaul: Duh.
Jax/Invincibubble: Oh. Get him, The Rodent!
Cyndra/The Rodent: Consider him roasted! [she buries her face in a Mr. Nutter peanut cart. People scream in terror at the sight of the giant mutant squirrel and Cyndra gathers a bunch of peanuts in her mouth and Starts spitting them at Desaul who dodges the peanuts] Huh? [spits out more peanuts like a machine gun and Desaul smacks them away with a spatula. She ran out of nut ammo] Aw, nuts, I'm all out of nuts! [Desaul now on the top of the ship laughs mockingly]
Zed/Mr. Superawesomenesss: Justice is best...soft served. [scrunches his face and ice cream cones are yanked from people on the street, and through the window of a nearby ice cream store. He points his arm, directing the cones in the direction of Desaul.]
Jax/Invincibubble: Zed, I should have never doubted your powers!
[laughing evilly, Desaul swings on a rope and the cones follow. He then points his finger, redirecting the cones straight back into Zed]
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: [he is hit with cones from all directions. He falls on his back.] I can't think of a sweeter way to go. [Zed faints]
Desaul: [taunts Jax with the formula bottle] Ha! It's all MINE! [Jax stares at him with an angry expression]
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Not so fast, Peesaul! [fires both his claws at Desaul's mast, which snaps beneath him, and crashes on the street. Desaul falls to the deck of the ship, dropping the formula bottle, which rolls to the street.] Me formuler. [reaches over to grab the bottle] Huh?
Desaul: [holding a butter cannon aimed at Zorana] This will make you feel a little butter.
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: [gasps] Not melted butter! [Desaul fires the butter cannon at Zorana sending him flying.]
Jax/Invincibubble: Zorana! [notices the bottle on the street. As he turns to pick it up, Desaul aims all his cannons at him.]
Desaul: Voila!
Jax/Invincibubble: Uh-oh. [he sheepishly sets the formula on the ground and Desaul Saturnts firing the cannons at Jax who dodges them until Jax catches a cannon ball in a bubble] Huh? [he starts capturing other cannon balls coming his way. Desaul watches fascinated. He fires one last cannonball]
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: [he is seen eating an ice cream cone when he sees a cannon ball float over his face] They're beautiful. [he pops the bubble and the cannon ball lands right on his face]
Jax/Invincibubble: [distracted] Zed! [Desaul fires another cannon ball at Jax's face, knocking him backwards. He is seen laying on his back, in the middle of the street.]
Desaul: [Desaul laughs because he won the battle as the other cannon balls land on the ground and he grabs the formula bottle] I gotcha!
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: [rushes over to the defeated Jax] Jax!
Jax/Invincibubble: [weakly] Zed?
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: Talk to me, buddy.
Jax/Invincibubble: I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: [blocks the sun from Jax's eyes] Is this better?
Jax/Invincibubble: Much. Thank you. But the discomfort I feel in my eyes is nothing compared to the shame I feel for letting down the Patty. For letting down Blahblahland.
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: Yeah, Jax, you really blew it.
Jax/Invincibubble: No, Zed, we blew it, as a team.
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: Nope, this one's on you.
Sunitha: [as Desaul starts his pirate ship] Where do you think you're going?
Desaul: [he laughs at Sunitha's small stature] Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
[Sunitha slides out of view, then he begins to lift the pirate ship. He is now a muscular giant.]
Jax/Invincibubble: [surprised] Sunitha?
Sunitha/Plank-ton: It's Plank-Ton! [to Desaul] Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh? [Desaul climbs inside his ship and Sunitha growls and he throws the ship into the air, catches it and spins it on his finger like a basketball and he pokes his head into a porthole of the ship] Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? [Desaul squirts ketchup in Sunitha's face] Yah! My eyes! [she drops the pirate ship. It crashes into the street and Desaul climbs out and runs away]
Jax/Invincibubble: He's getting away!
Sunitha/Plank-ton: [he jumps over to the ship] Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles? [Jax smiles at the idea. Plank-ton picks him up by Jax's legs, takes a deep breath and blows into Jax's bubble wand creating lots of bubbles coming after Desaul]
[The bubbles clear to show Sunitha holding Desaul in his fingers and he tries to run]
Sunitha/Plank-ton: The formula, please.
Desaul: Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
Sunitha/Plank-ton: No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork. [Desaul gives Sunitha the formula and he kicks Desaul back to Bikini Atoll where he his body is buried in the sand. He mutters nonsense. Now Jax and his friends race on the beach, about to end their adventure and head back home to Blahblahland]
Zed/Mr. Superawesomeness: Can we do hands in the middle again?
Jax/Invincibubble: Yes, we can, Zed. But this time there's one more hand to go in the middle. [everyone places their hands on top of each other's] Sunitha?
Sunitha/Plank-ton: [gazing at the formula] Hmm.
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: [gasps] Oh, no. [starts to whimper]
Sunitha/Plank-ton: [dangling the formula near Zorana] Here you go, Smith.
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: Huh?
Sunitha/Plank-ton: She's all yours.
Zorana/Sir Pinch-a-lot: This doesn't have another insulting note in it, does it?
Sunitha/Plank-ton: No, that's the old me. The one who turned his back on everything important just to have that formula all to himself. But I realize now that keeping something to myself is... [he hesitates]...selfish.
Jax/Invincibubble: Especially when that something is the Forest Patty. Okay, everybody, let's get back to Blahblahland and... [sees that he doesn't have the page and gasps] Oh, no! I don't have the page!
Cyndra/The Rodent: Oh, no!
Jax/Invincibubble: [Zorana gasps] It must be back on Pelican Island!
Sunitha/Plank-ton: Don't worry. I thought of everything. [gets out the page and gives it to Jax as the token for he and his friends so they can get home] All right, Jax, take us home.
Jax/Invincibubble: Thanks. Rhythm!
Rhythm/Sour Note: Oh, yeah. [He is seen flexing and becoming muscular]
Jax/Invincibubble: Come on, it's time to go back and open up The Forest Temple!
Rhythm/Sour Note: Are you out of your patty-flipping mind? [Grabs Jax by the collar] I'll never leave this place! I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
Jax/Invinicibubble: No, Rhythm, you're a cashier. [writes "And out heroes returned to The Forest Temple."]
Rhythm/Sour Note: Wait a minute! What? No! [the page's magic sends him back to his post at The Forest Temple and sighs] Well, it was fun while it lasted. [everyone else reappears, back to normal]
Jax: Don't be sad, Rhythm. I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
Rhythm: [he lifts up his shirt to show that he has...] Rock-hard abs! [puts his shirt down then playfully punches Jax's arm] Aw, Jax, you're okay in my book.
Jax: Aw, shucks.
Scooter: Excuse us! We'd like 3,000 Forest Patties Please!
[the scene cuts to the outside if the restaurant where the entire town has gathered for Forest Patties and Zorana' eyes turn into dollar signs]
Rhythm: That sound must mean things are back to normal.
Jax: [walks out with a huge platter of Forest Patties] Who wants 3,000 Forest Patties? [the crowd cheers and he hands Desdemona the first Forest Patty] First one's for you, Desdemona. Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
Desdemona: [meowing, subtitles read: "Thank you, Jax!"] [he takes the Forest Patty in his mouth]
Jax: A-ha! Caught you red-handed! Desdemona hates mayo! [opens up Desdemona's shell to show Sunitha inside and takes the Forest Patty out of the fake Desdemona's mouth] Sunitha! Up to your old tricks again already, eh?
Sunitha: Hey, I'm just putting things back the way they were.
Jax: What do you have to say about this, Desdemona? [The Real Desdemona]
Sunitha: [Desdemona roars ferociously] Oh, shrimp. [he screams as Desdemona chases him out of the restaurant slowly]
Jax: See you later, te-am-mate! [waves Sunitha good-bye]
[the Rhyasaurus tries to eat a Forest Patty, but he can't reach his mouth due to his short arms]
[back on Bikini Atoll, a seagull puts Desaul's hat on his head]
Seagull: Now can we sing it?
[the seagulls Start pleading]
Kyle: Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
Desaul: Oh, Kyle... How can I say no to you? [a seagull places a picture frame in front of Desaul] Are you ready, kids?!
Seagulls: Aye-aye, Captain.
Desaul: Uh, what did you say? There's sand in my ears and I can't hear you!
Seagulls: Aye-aye, Captain!
[they all Saturnt singing the Jax Lawliet Theme Song as the scene becomes animated]
Bubbles: Stop it. That's enough! [appears in the scene, yeeting from the ether like a dude bursting into his father's funeral. Silas follows soon afterwards.] Silence!
Seagull: Oh, man. I like that song. What happened?
Howell: I don't like that song and I put an end to it.
Seagull: Well, this music is terrible.
[Silas leans over, grinning smugly]
Howell: I suppose you're entitled to your...[Howell starts a Rap Battle with the seagulls] Wait! Why am I talking to you?!
[Howell holds a trash can lid with trash on it and he grabs a Forest Patty that fell off a building then a TV falls on the beach showing a scene from the show's opening, then Bubbles blasts a seagull with his blowhole laser and a stamp that reads "CENSORED" appears in front of the seagull's mouth and a cloud blows the seagulls away and Howell's blowhole explodes and he is shown literally staring blankly into space and cries and Painty complained that they're making the movie too long and the seagull asks Silas to take them back in time so they can finish their song which concludes with the camera zooming out to show a couple of whales emerging from the water and hillbillies with banjos on elephants and an biplane passes with a banner that reads "Jax Lawliet"]
Howell: That was pretty good actually. [you can hear him flop on the ground as it fades to the credits]
[the real credits start to roll with Jax, Zed, Zorana, Pearl, Falar, Opal, Cyndra and Rhythm walking in a conga line to the song Squeeze Me
Zed: Oh, yeah, sorry! [he catches up with Jax]
Cecilia : This dance is so last year.
[Zorana takes Zed's wallet and Zed's shorts fall down, pockets the cash and throws the wallet at Opal which makes her bloat and the conga line continues with Zed's shorts around his ankles]
Rhythm: You know what this needs? A little interpretive dance! [he does the dance move as seen in Culture Shock]
[The songs "Zed Saturn" and "Cyndra Squirrel" by N.E.R.D. are playing and credits closes with Desdemona chasing Sunitha slowly and the 2013 Paramount Pictures Logo appears and then fades out]
[Post-credits scene about Sunitha in robot Desdemona being chased by real Desdemona]