Sayings

>Day sayings in Equestria
>You are having a picnic with pinkie just outside of the Everfree forest
>As you two are joking around and having a food fight you see something yellow come out of the woods
>Turning to look you see that it is Fluttershy.
"Hey Flutters what were you doing in the Everfree? I thought you were scared of that place."
>"Uhh you see...well I...I we-"
>"Wait a second Anon!" Pinkie pipes up "What if that is not Fluttershy but a monster that LOOKS like Fluttershy!"
>You nod thoughtfully before walking over and looking Fluttershy closely in the eyes.
"Well if it looks like a pony, smells like a pony, and tastes like a pony then it must be a pony."
>Pinkie gives you a scrutinizing look
>"But you didn't taste her!"
>Before you can react she walks up to Fluttershy and licks her from her flank to the tip of her ear.
>"Well she does not taste like any pony I have ever tasted!"
"What does she taste like?"
>"Hmm" she smacks her lips and thinks for a moment. "She tastes like Strawberry kiwi."
>"HOLY SHIT! I LOVE STRAWBERRY KIWI!"
>You and Pinkie begin licking the sides of Fluttershy's head while she stands with a look of horror on her face
>After a few moments Pinkie stops and and catches your attention.
>"Hey Anon what do you think Rarity tastes like?"
"Lets go find out!"
>Running off you leave a bewildered Fluttershy standing there
>Today was a flavorfu-
>Fluttershy suddenly runs back into the forest
>A flash of green reveals the changeling that was pretending to be Fluttershy
>A bead of sweat drops from its head
>"These ponies are smarter than we thought. Using taste to identify us. I will have to inform the queen to call off the invasion."
>Today was a close call kind of day.