Stella - She's a bird

from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #812
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Stella would lay eggs though. She's a bird.

>Stella brooding over her egg like a real bird
>Base avian instincts embedded in her DNA override her higher thought processes
>She becomes violently territorial about the pile of blankets and throw pillows where her baby birb is developing
>As in physically assaulting anyone who comes too close

>Mailman?
>Hit him with a vase of flowers
>Cable guy?
>Took him out with a golf club

>Like an irl bird, she doesn't stray far from the nest except for food and water
>Luckily for her, modern technology and the last remaining vestiges of her rational mind allow her to just order delivery instead of existing on the brink of starvation for weeks at a time
>Unluckily for the delivery people, that overprotective territoriality thing kind of overrides everything else when someone is physically in her presence
>Greets them at the door with a shotgun

>"Take the money"
>"Leave the pizza and chow mein"
>"And if I catch you looking funny at my egg I'll blow your brains out"

>"Lady, I'm not interested in your egg"
>"We do this every week"

https://youtu.be/G9a7VQEIeQA