KILLSAYS

learn how to play %class%, %name%!
%class% down!
if your main is %class%, you should give up
9 classes and you suck at all of them, %name%?
%name%=rekt!
%name% OwO
hey %name%! nothing, go on with your day.
No one deserves cancer, but %class% mains are great candidates for it
%name% is the type of player that's killing the game
I felt a breeze, was that you, %name%?
%name% is soo bad i can't kill him
%name% has vanished from the battlefield, once again
"hey there %name%
%name%, go ahead and whine on /r/tf2, bitch
i wonder when the other team will actually start TRYING
%name% is complete trash
well meme'd!
you just got fucking rekt, kid %name%
GET GOOD %name%
it was easier than %name%'s mother
how come that n00bs like %name% are allowed to play tf2? steam is age-restricted.
start whining now %name%
I just have good gaming chair
I have $100.000.000 gaming door.
gg ez
ayy lmao %name%
%name% just gave me a blowjob
Well, off to visit %name%'s mother!
winning's so fucking ez why don't you even try
snipin's a good job m8
come on and fite me %name%
1v1 me if you're so tough, %name%
%name% just got destroyed
%name% go back to training mode w/ bots
%name% should've completed a tutorial before getting in a REAL battle
%name% got a free ticket to the spawn room
/teleport %name% spawn_room
Note: this server is VAC secured.
+rep %name%
Everyone, look! I just cured cancer by killing %name%!!!
come on %name% it's just a game, chill
GetNoobByName("%name%")->IsRekt() == true
Can you get some skill, %name%?
%name% enjoys respawning
what was that, %name%??
%name%=pwned!
Hey, %name%! You're gay! rekt!
Thanks, %name%. I need to level up my stranges.
Hey, %name%! You're a faggot and should kill yourself!
%name% is a fucking loser
%name%, do you even lift?
Right into your face, %name%
%name%: mom call the police i got headshot again!!!!
%name%: report %killer%!!!
%name%: i got killed again!!!!! wtf!!! %killer% is hacker!!
%name%: %killer% is aimmbottting!! report!!!!!
%name%: mom please!! ban %killer%!! i got killed again!!
%name%: evri1 report %killer%!11
%name%: %killer% haks reported!!!1
another report from %name%'s torn butt incoming
are you gonna leave a salty comment on my profile, %name%?
100% skilled shot
it seems that ones like %name% just can't be helped, they'll be n00bs til the end
noob down: %name%
faggot down: %name%
cancer down: %name%
do you even lift brah?
%name% just reported me
%name%: MOM CAL DA POLICE I GOT HEADSHOT AGAIN BY %killer%!!!
%name%, TF2 is also free-to-uninstall.
%name%, what about uninstalling the man game, TF2, and going back to minecraft?
%name% r u tough?
come over here and 1v1 me if you think i have less skill, %name%
Why not get yourself some skill, %name%?
%name%, don't be silly, grow a willy.
%name%, you're gonna have to try a little harder than that.
%name% is a nigger
%name% nigger
%name%, how did you escape from the concentration camp?
%name%'s ass is burning
I can smell noob asses burning, %name%'s burning the brightest.
what a bunch of noobs the other team is.
%name% can you stop being noob please?
%name% why are you retarded?
%name% can you stop being retarded?
%name% why can't you get some skill??
get some skill and come back, %name%
%name% can you please kill yourself? you're fucking trash
%name% is a piece of fucking garbage
%name% escaped from the trash bin
%name%, go back to your trash bin.
eat shit, %name%
%name% is a fucking retard
%name% loves being killed by %killer%
%name% dreams of being killed by %killer% again
%name% really loves being rekt by %killer%
%name% gets an orgasm everytime he gets killed by %killer%
%name% keeps dying to me
%name% are you going out of spawn just to be killed by me?
%name% can you stop dying please?
%name% are you retarded?
%name%, press the Uninstall button right now. TF2 is age-restricted.
%name%, kill yourself, fucking trash.
%name%, you are a fucking piece of garbage
%name% just got completely REKT.
go ahead and cry, %name%. nobody's gonna help you.
You can press the report button, %name%. But it won't stop me from rekting you.
%name%, go ahead and press the report button with ur fat fingers
%name%, you can call for my team to votekick me, but it won't stop you from being a noob
%name%, even if I get kicked or banned, you'll still be a fucking noob for the rest of your life
%name%, are you gonna be a fucking trash for the rest of your miserable life? (Spoiler: yes you are)
%name%, please grow some skill, fucking nerd
%name%, report me if you want
%name%, reports won't stop me.
%name%, kys pls
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd just climb to %name%'s ego and jump to his IQ
Two wrongs won't make a right, %name%, take your parents as an example.
%name%'s so ugly, when his mom dropped him off at school she got a fine for littering
%name%'s birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
%name% must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
If laughter is the best medicine, %name%'s face must be curing the world.
Shut up, %name%. You'll never be the man your mother is.
%name% is a waste of flesh
%name% is just a waste of player slot.
%name% come out and fight if you're so strong.
%name%, why not 1v1 me if you think you're the smartest one?
%name% loves to succ the cocc
%name%, maybe the store next to your house has a pack of skill, you should buy some
%name%, you can close tf2 and whine on reddit, but it won't make you un-rekt.
%name%, whining on reddit won't help you.
%name%, you can whine on reddit as much as you want, that won't help you.
%name% go and cry to /r/tf2, but that won't give you skill.
%name% you should've bought yourself some skill.
%name% isn't smart enough to win
%name% jerks off to cartoon horses
VAC = Valve Allows Cheating
kick %name% for cheating
%name% stop cheating please
%name% stop cyber bullying please
Havin' a good time
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
Wanna get ez wins? Call 1-800-D4RKC4T!
%name%, you are cancer of this game
fucking %name% shitnigger
choke on the manspear, %name%
vegan down: %name%
you're such a faggot, I bet you also vape, %name%
sit down, nerd.
wanna fight me, %name%?
I'm better than you, %name%, deal with it.
%name% go back to roblox you kid
%name%: whats a dword??"
%name% is the reason %team% is losing
Reduce the salt on your fries, we made your meal just to enjoy it
%name% is saltier than McDonalds fries!
rekt!\n%killer% left the game (VAC banned from secure server\n)
Nothing beats a good MGE plat! What's that? You're F2P?
I feel sorry for the %team% team, having %name% must be a pain...
I've got 3500 hours. Better experience than %name%'s playtime..
Does my mouse have auto-aim? Oh, that's because i have skill.
Have you tried "getting good"? You should try it, %team%
does pornhub allow rape? because %name% is getting raped right now!
I can get bad at times, but i'm not even trying here
Is this MvM? I'm being outnumbered by brainless bots of %team%.
%name%  isn't a kid, kids have futures
Considering visual human reaction time is around 100ms, yours is slower than average
Are you a gamer grill? Because you just roasted yourself.
Back to the drawing board, "genius".
%name%, see a gynecologist, you're starting to menstruate again
Are you French? Because you're so retarded that you're late in modern skill.
Hey %name%! Grow a fucking nut.
%name%, I will slap the diabetes out of your fat man tits
%name%, hit puberty for once, you're still a manchild.
So %name% I should stop hacking? How about you should stop crying.
poor %name%, he's getting cyberbullied by everyone here
%name%, stop sperging in r/tf2 and get good
☐ Not rekt\n ☑ Rekt\n ☑ Really Rekt\n ☑ Tyrannosaurus Rekt
maxbox is a good streamer
%name% got 1tapped, what a nerd
Hey %name%, i see you can't play %class%. Try quitting the game.
%team% is filled with queers
%team% Is filled with spergs
If you're not trying to be good, you never will. You're bad at everything anyways.
%name%@gmail.com to vacreview@valvesoftware.com\nFOUND CHEATER
Note:\n VAC does not ban based on reports. Such data is only used for tracking and statistics purposes.
r/tf2 : SO I JOINED A MATCH WITH 1 HACKER WTF VALVE
I can play %myclass% well, why can't you? Oh right, you don't have brain cells.