Economy Jobs

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good.",
"You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves.",
"You work as a body pillow factory sales man on the internet for real weebs.",
"You enter a website contest, you beat Club Penguin, Twitter and Facebook.",
"You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek.",
"You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes.",
"You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London.",
"You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly).",
"You drive a bus and give free rides. Here's your tip.",
"Work at the ice cream shop of your childhood dreams.",
"You work as a voice actor for Spongebob and managed.",
"You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show.",
"You work as a mildly successful content creator.",
"You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume.",
"You work as a high school student with no life.",
"You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador.",
"You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant.",
"You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace.",
"You work as a dental assistant for the day.",
"You work as an elementary school teacher.",
"You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie.",
"You work as a voice actor for Spongebob.",
"You work as a part time game programmer.",
"You work as an experienced bra fitter.",
"You work as a dog surfing instructor.",
"You work as a discord bot developer.",
"You work as a children's toy tester.",
"You work as a professional snuggler.",
"You work as a child birth educator.",
"You work as a vibration consultant.",
"You work as a professional sleeper.",
"You work as a professional cuddler.",
"You work as an IMAX screen cleaner.",
"You have done well on succing that!",
"You work as a fortune cookie writer.",
"You work as the head of elephants.",
"You work as a childbirth educator.",
"You work as a paper towel sniffer.",
"You work as an elevator mechanic.",
"You work as a parkour specialist.",
"You work as a sandcastle builder.",
"You work as a serial murderer...",
"You work as a water slide tester."
"You work as the namer of clouds.",
"You worked as a diaper changer.",
"You work as a bread scientist.",
"You work as a sandwich artist.",
"You work as a bride kidnapper.",
"You work as a smarties expert.",
"You work as a sewer inspector.",
"You work as a police officer.",
"You work as a pumpkin picker.",
"You work as a bounty hunter.",
"You work as a beaver expert.",
"You work as a snake milker.",
"You work as a space lawyer.",
"You got cloned for science.",
"You work as an ear cleaner.",
"You work as a WWE wrestler.",
"You work as a taxi driver.",
"You work as a wine taster.",
"You work as a DJ in Ibiza.",
"You work as a bed warmer.",
"You work at a lamp store.",
"You work as a footstool.",
"You work as a zoologist.",
"You work as a beefeater.",
"You work as a streamer.",
"You work as a janitor.",
"You work as an egg.",
"You work in Greggs.",