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- MY GIRL DOESN'T LOVE ME! HER NEW LOVE IS 1D! I'M UNDER PRESSURE, I PUKED AT MY LAST SHOW NOW MY GIRL PERFERS ONE DIRECTION. WAS A BELIEBER, BUT NOW SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN MY BABY SIZED ERECTION. SHE WANTS TO BANG HARRY, WHY DOESN'T SHE WANNA BANG ME? DOESN'T SHE KNOW THAT I GOT SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! GIRL WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME? I'M BETTER THAN 1D EVEN THOUGH I THREW UP AT MY LAST LIVE SHOW, AND WHATS WITH YOUR DADDY HE'S EXTREMELY SCARY, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT HE WANTS TO SLIT MY THROAT. OMG THATS HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAAAAHARRY FROM 1D! WE HAS SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX AND SHE TOLD THAT SHE HATES YOU RIGHT AFTER SHESHESHESHESHESHESHE BLEW ME I'M SORRY. - PUKES - SERIOUSLY JUSTIN, AGAIN? IS MY RUNOVER, EVERYWHERE I GO PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT MY MILK BARF! YES I'M A POSER, BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO REPLACE THE STICKER THAT'S ON YOUR CARRRRRRRRR. WHAT ABOUT ALL YOU GUYS? YOU'RE MY DANCERS YOU MUST BE ON MY SIDE. SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRY, BUT WE PREFER BOY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS. GUYS PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME YOU GOTTA BELIEB ME, I'M BETTER THAN 1D I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! DID YOU JUST SAY BELIEB? THAT'S TOTALLY CORNY. PLUS ONE DIRECTION DOESN'T LIPSYNC AND PUKE. BUT I AM SO SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSAWAG SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG SWAGGY CAN'T YOU SEE? NOBODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY LLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLOVES ME. I FUCKING HATE 1D! - PUKES - - GET'S BEAT UP BY HER DAD - END BITCHES
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