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PIRATES REQUIRE NO VACATIONS

Jan 19th, 2018
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  1. PriPirates PriPuz Stuff
  2.  
  3. Drops [in ascending order of rarity]:
  4.  
  5. Hibiki [1]: We'll take the puniverse's treasure!
  6. Sophy: Princesses are PriPirates, too!
  7. Falulu: The puniverse's ocean is very wide.
  8. Fuwari: Wherever could the next treasure be?
  9. Hibiki [2]: We PriPirates are unstoppable by anyone!
  10. --
  11. Cards:
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  13. [Puniverse Pirates Captain Hibiki]: The captain of the ship PriPirates, Hibiki, is none other than me. The ends of the ends of this tremendously wide sea of the puniverse. I'd like to see personally, with my own two eyes, what kind of treasure might be there. The Romance of piracy is also grand.
  14.  
  15. [Incidental note: the Hibiki card's skill is called "Don't take your eyes off me!". The timer stops, and then she....makes Hibikis.]
  16.  
  17. [Puniverse Pirates Captain Hibiki]++: In the beginning, I sailed with only Ando, whom I'd employed as a butler from the start; however, through dramatic encounters, I met two important treasures named Falulu and Fuwari. The number of lively mascots has also increased - every day remains interesting.
  18.  
  19. [Puniverse Pirates Fuwari]: I'm a member of the PriPirates, Fuwari. After meeting Hibiki-san, I joined the crew of the PriPirates...now, every day is extremely fun! New treasures, new encounters are waiting for us ♪
  20.  
  21. [Puniverse Pirates Fuwari]++: My presence can heal everyone on this ship. Hibiki-san told me it was her precious treasure. Unicorn and Toriko-san, too. I'll keep doing my best as a member of the PriPirates!
  22.  
  23. [Puniverse Pirates Falulu]: I'm a member of the PriPirates, Falulu. After meeting Cap-chan....Captain Hibiki and Fuwari, my destiny expanded so big! I wonder if we'll ever find a wonderful treasure...?
  24.  
  25. [Puniverse Pirates Falulu]++: My song can cheer up Cap-chan. So it's one of this ship's treasures, I was told. Fuwari and the others nodded, too. I'll keep doing my best as a member of the PriPirates!
  26.  
  27. [Puniverse Pirates Sophy]: I'm the Princess of Plumnet, Sophy. If I lived a normal life, we definitely wouldn't have met. Puniverse Pirates, PriPirates. What sort of stimulations and experience can they teach me, I wonder?
  28. --
  29. Event Scenario:
  30.  
  31. Hibiki: Another star has disappeared. Plentiful as the stars, lives are born, then scatter. How fleeting this puniverse, and life, are.
  32. Fuwari: Hibiki-san. You're standing in this strange place again?
  33. You'll catch a cold. Let's hurry back on board.
  34. Falulu: Ah, a shooting star! Sparkle, sparkle. So pretty~......
  35. Huh? Is it getting bigger and bigger?
  36. Hibiki: That's no shooting star. What is that red object?
  37. Fuwari: Oh, no! It's getting closer and closer to us!
  38. Hibiki: It's a meteor! At this rate, we'll be struck!
  39. Emergency maneuvers! I'll take the wheel!
  40. Fuwari: Don't! Run, Hibiki-san. You won't make it in time!
  41. [There is a collision.]
  42. Hibiki: UWAAAA!!!
  43. [Fade to black. Then, back to the scene.]
  44. Hibiki: Kh......Fuwari, Falulu. Are you all right?
  45. Fuwari: Yes, somehow.......But, our ship, the PriPirates, has......
  46. Falulu: It's like a big hole has been plowed on the ship.
  47. Hibiki: Ando! Confirm the extent of the damages!
  48. What terrible misfortune, being stranded in the middle of the empty puniverse.
  49. Fuwari: I'm sure God-sama is trying to tell you to take a little vacation, Hibiki-san.
  50. Hibiki: Pirates require no vacations!
  51. As if I could vacation in such a place!
  52. Falulu: Cap-chan, let's play cards. Let's take our time.
  53. Hibiki: As if I could carefreely play cards!
  54. Falulu: Now, now. Don't say that. It's fun, Sen-chan♪
  55. [Fade to black.]
  56. ???: Psshuu~
  57. [Title card: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  58. --
  59. Hibiki: Hnn.....Mm? This one......No, this one?
  60. I've decided. Is it this?!
  61. Fuwari: Ehehe, too bad. That's the joker.
  62. Hibiki: Wha.....!
  63. N-next! Onto the next bout!
  64. Falulu: Cap-chan, sorry to interrupt when you're engrossed in cards.
  65. Ando-san says he'd "like to talk about the extent of the damage, so please come".
  66. Hibiki: Our bout is postponed, Fuwari.
  67. Fuwari: Ehehe. Let's go, Hibiki-san.
  68. [Everyone joins Ando.]
  69. Ando: Please direct your attention here. I believe this is an object with a hole which a passenger can open.
  70. Hibiki: What, this red object isn't a meteor?
  71. Falulu: Doesn't look like a meteor.
  72. Ando: This is most likely an escape pod for use in emergencies.
  73. Hibiki: What was that?! Are you saying there's a person inside?
  74. Falulu: Mm-hm. But. There's no sign of them.
  75. Ando: It seems to be structured to open only from the inside. Let's wait a while longer.
  76. Fuwari: I wonder if that's all right. Couldn't a dangerous person be onboard?
  77. Hibiki: Certainly. Some time standing guard is necessary.
  78. Fuwari: Then, let's continue our bout here, Hibiki-san.
  79. [Time passes]
  80. Hibiki: Hnn....Mm? This one....No. This one?
  81. Falulu: Hurry up and pick, okay, Cap-chan?
  82. Hibiki: Right...Then - this is it!
  83. Falulu: Ehehe, sorry. The joker again.
  84. Hibiki: ......! N-next!
  85. Next time, for sure, we'll settle this!!
  86. ???: Psshuu~......
  87. Fuwari: Ah, Hibiki-san! A voice came from the pod!
  88. Ando: Captain, please take care!
  89. ???: Psshuu~~......
  90. Fuwari: The pod's opened. The person inside is......
  91. [Sophy emerges in a jellyfish costume.]
  92. Sophy: ......Huh? Where am I......?
  93. Hibiki: So you've awakened, Mademoiselle. Well. You've created quite the large hole. Who might you be?
  94. Sophy: I am Sophy. The Princess of Plumnet.
  95. [Title card, again: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  96. --
  97. Sophy: I am Sophy. The Princess of Plumnet.
  98. Hibiki: Princess, you say?
  99. Falulu: So you're a "Your Highness", right? How lovely!
  100. Hibiki: ......That's convenient. If you're the princess of an entire planet, I'll have you reimburse the full cost of repairs to this ship, the PriPirates.
  101. Ando! How much will repairs cost?
  102. Ando: Please wait. Taking the total amount of hours spent working into consideration, it becomes a considerable sum.
  103. Fuwari: Oh, Hibiki-san. Talking only of money. Aren't you worried about the princess?
  104. Hibiki: I'm worried. However, this is the business of those known as pirates.
  105. Mademoiselle, I'll be sure to take the sum of the repair costs.
  106. Sophy: Understood. Once I arrive at my planet, I'll pay you.
  107. Hibiki: You catch on quickly. So you wish me to escort you to this Plumnet?
  108. Falulu: But why were you drifting through the puniverse in this escape pod?
  109. Sophy: My Plumnet was attacked by horrible invaders. And, when it looked like I'd be captured by those invaders, my friends from that planet saved me, and I escaped in this pod.
  110. Hibiki: And that's how you ended up crashing into the PriPirates...Essentially.
  111. Sophy: I'm sorry. Um...Hibiki-san?
  112. Hibiki: What?
  113. Sophy: It's shameful for me to request this, I think...But. Could you please....save my planet from the invaders!
  114. Hibiki: Heh. Aren't you asking the wrong parties? We're pirates. Rescuing people isn't our job.
  115. Sophy: ...That's right, isn't it. I understand...
  116. Hibiki: However....
  117. Fuwari! Place the cards in a line!
  118. Fuwari: Yes! Hibiki-san, go ahead.
  119. Hibiki: Indeed...This one!
  120. Fuwari: Ehehe. It's the joker again, Hibiki-san.
  121. Hibiki: The location of our destiny is "Joker". Very well. Our long journey had just begun to grow slightly boring. Let's go along with that discussion for a while.
  122. Ando: Is that all right, Captain?
  123. Hibiki: Of course. Shall I also treat myself to a request fee?
  124. Sophy: ......Thank you, Hibiki-san.
  125. [Title card, again: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  126. --
  127. Sophy: Ummm. This way, I wonder?
  128. Hibiki: Right, hm? I'll point the rudder starboard!
  129. Sophy: Ummm. This way, I wonder?
  130. Hibiki: Left, hm? I'll point the rudder to port!
  131. Sophy: Uuuuuuummmm. Which way was it?
  132. Hibiki: A week wandering the puniverse. At this rate, even if we travel forever, we'll never reach this "Plumnet".
  133. Sophy: I'm sorry. I have absolutely no sense of direction.
  134. Falulu: Falulu doesn't mind. Being with Sophy is fun. Falulu wants to play together more.
  135. Fuwari: My, my. Falulu, you seem to like Sophy quite a lot. You even made her a pirate costume.
  136. Falulu: That costume really suits you, Sophy ♪
  137. Sophy: Being a princess is boring. I'm a little excited to spend time adventuring ♪
  138. At this rate, perhaps I truly will become a pirate.
  139. Falulu: We'd be happy to have you. Welcome to the PriPirates ♪, Your Highness.
  140. Sophy: Ah....I can smell Plumnet. If we follow this scent, we'll get there just fine. That way!
  141. Hibiki: We finally approach it, hm. Goodness gracious. What a troublesome princess.
  142. [The screen shakes.]
  143. Hibiki: Wh--?! What was that?!
  144. Fuwari: We were attacked from behind! The PriPirates is being shot! A ship is approaching us.
  145. Sophy: That's! The invaders' ship!
  146. Hibiki: What did you say?!
  147. Kuma: Kuma! Kuma! Kuma! Kuma! We're the "Kuma Pirates Gang"!
  148. We've been searching all over for you, kuma! This time, we'll capture you, kuma!
  149. You lot, capture their ship and board it! This time, we won't let her go!
  150. Usagi: Roger, usa!
  151. Ham-senpai: ...........
  152. Hibiki: They've boarded the PriPirates! Falulu! Where's Sophy?
  153. Falulu: It's all right. I'll protect Sophy!
  154. Fuwari: KYAAAAA!
  155. Hibiki: Shoot! Fuwari is--!
  156. Ham-senpai: ...........
  157. Fuwari: Stop! Let me go!
  158. Kuma: Well done, Ham-senpai!
  159. Kuma! Kuma! Kuma! We'll take you back with us, kuma!
  160. Hibiki: FUWARIIII!!
  161. [Title card, again: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  162. --
  163. [On Plumnet.]
  164. Umeoka-san [a Plumnet palien]: Thank you so much for helping the princess. Here are the repair costs for your ship. Please accept them.
  165. Sophy: I was saved, but, Fuwari was taken instead......
  166. Hibiki: Why Fuwari? What could their objective be?
  167. Falulu: Perhaps they mistook Fuwari for Sophy.
  168. Hibiki: We've no time to be thinking such thoughts. Let's go save her, Falulu.
  169. Falulu: Okay, Cap-chan!
  170. Sophy: Wait! I'm coming too!
  171. Hibiki: Why? You've finally returned to your planet. There's no need to risk further danger.
  172. Sophy: I've only just joined, but I'm a PriPirate too. I can't abandon my shipmate.
  173. Umeoka-san: If the Princess says so, we're also prepared to follow her.
  174. Sophy: What's more, if we're there, we have a way of locating the Kuma Pirate Gang.
  175. Hibiki: What'd you say? However do you intend to find them?
  176. Umeoka-san: Those pirates from earlier descended to Plumnet, here, so its scent has seeped into their ship. If we follow that scent, we should be able to catch up to them.
  177. Hibiki: The same means by which we found this planet, hm.
  178. Sophy: Hibiki-san. Pick a card.
  179. Hibiki: These are - Fuwari's cards...
  180. Falulu: Cap-chan. Pick one.
  181. Hibiki: ...Fine.
  182. Sophy: Look, isn't it the joker again? Our adventure is just getting started.
  183. [Back on the ship.]
  184. Falulu: All prep is OK, Cap-chan.
  185. Sophy: OK here, too!
  186. Umeoka-san: We're OK here, as well. Let's catch up to their ship.
  187. Hibiki: Take the rudder! We're storming the enemy's base!
  188. PriPirates, set sail! We're aiming for the enemy's stronghold.
  189. We shall come to our shipmate Fuwari's rescue!
  190. Everyone: Aye-!
  191. Hibiki: ROAR THROUGH THE PUNIVERSE! PRIPIRATES!
  192. [Title card, again: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  193. --
  194. Ando: Thank you for waiting. A meal has been prepared.
  195. Sophy: Hey~ It smells delicious.
  196. Ando: Today I attempted cooking with Plumnet's Red Flash.
  197. Umeoka-san: This is! Delicious! It's finger-lickin' delicious!
  198. Hibiki: ..........
  199. Falulu: Cap-chan.
  200. Hibiki: Pathetic, isn't it. Even though I'm a pirate, which take treasure from others, to think I permitted the PriPirates' treasure, Fuwari, to be stolen.
  201. Falulu: Fuwari's sure to be okay. She's strong. Besides, "stealing back what was stolen" is something pirates do...right?
  202. Hibiki: That's right. Fuwari will definitely be taken back by this hand.
  203. Falulu: Why don't we play cards before the final battle? It'll relieve your nerves.
  204. Ando: Please let me serve as your opponent, as well.
  205. Sophy: ...Ah. This scent, it's--
  206. Umeoka-san: It's not just from the cooking, is it. The scent's getting stronger. Most likely, it's coming from that planet.
  207. Hibiki: We've finally arrived, hm. At their home base.
  208. Falulu, Sophy, we're embarking. Ando, I'll leave the ship to you!
  209. Falulu: Wait for us, Fuwari. Falulu and her friends will definitely save you.
  210. Sophy: You sacrificed yourself as a substitute for me...I'll save you...Definitely!
  211. Hibiki: Now, here we go!
  212. [Elsewhere:]
  213. Toriko: Hm? There's a ship, tori. This ship smells like treasure, tori.
  214. Right now there's only that goat, who seems unreliable, on board, tori, hm? Toriko will take advantage and steal all this ship's treasures now, tori!
  215. [Title card, again: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  216. --
  217. Hibiki: I'll have you return Fuwari!
  218. Kuma: Kuma?! How'd you follow us here!
  219. Sophy: Your ship has been stained plenty with the smell of my planet, Plumnet!
  220. Umeoka-san: As long as we can trace its odor, we don't even need a map.
  221. Usagi: What was that, usa!
  222. Ham-senpai: .......... (munch munch)
  223. Hibiki: Now! This is revenge for stealing treasure from a pirate. Best prepare yourself!
  224. We are the PriPirates -
  225. Falulu: And we will definitely -
  226. Sophy: Retrieve our stolen treasure!
  227. [You play the rhythm game. The pieces are Fuwari, Falulu, and Hibiki.]
  228. Hibiki: It's our victory, hm.
  229. Kuma: K-Kuma---!!
  230. Sophy: Now, we'll have you return Fuwari.
  231. Usagi: U-understood, usa. This way, usa.
  232. Fuwari: My, Hibiki-san. You've come to pick me up, right?
  233. Falulu: Eh? Fuwari?
  234. Sophy: What's going on here?
  235. Hibiki: Wh......What is this!
  236. WHAT IS THAT "INFANT"?!
  237. Baby [it's Jululu]: Kyaakya! Aaa!
  238. [Title card, again: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse]
  239. --
  240. Fuwari: Ehehe, there, there. You're a good girl ♪
  241. Baby: Daaoo! Aa-♪
  242. Hibiki: F-fuwari......That infant is?
  243. Kuma: If we've been found out, there's no helping it, kuma......
  244. The truth is, while we were sorting the treasure we stole from another pirate group a few days ago, that child appeared from a pendant in the treasure, kuma.
  245. Sophy: Eh? From a pendant?
  246. Hibiki: A child from a pendant, you say? What are you talking about?
  247. Usagi: Well, yes, we were surprised too at first, usa.
  248. Kuma: But after cuddling her, everyone grew fond of the child, kuma.
  249. Usagi: However, the Bear Pirates Gang is a pirate gang of only tough manly men, usa.
  250. Kuma: None of us has any idea how to take proper care of a baby or anything, kuma.
  251. Sophy: So you brought Fuwari to serve as the child's mother instead?
  252. Usagi: That's right, usa. We were always planning to return her, usa.
  253. Ham-senpai: ...... (crunch, crunch)
  254. Hibiki: I comprehend the circumstances.
  255. However, Fuwari is a member of the PriPirates. We'll be taking her and leaving.
  256. Kuma: ...Got it, kuma.
  257. Baby: Maama! No-! Maaaama~!
  258. Fuwari: But, what will this child do from now on......
  259. Sophy: ......Say.
  260. This is only if it's all right, but what if I looked after her on Plumnet until her real mother was found?
  261. Fuwari: Eh?
  262. Sophy: Fuwari, your job as a PriPirate is precious to you, isn't it? This is how I can repay you. Right, Umeoka-san?
  263. Umeoka-san: Yes. We will also support you with all we've got.
  264. Sophy: Everyone in the Bear Pirate Gang, is that all right with you?
  265. Kuma: Got it, kuma. We'll all be sad to be parted from her......
  266. Usagi: But Plumnet is a safer place than here, usa.
  267. Sophy: Well, then, that's that.
  268. Hibiki: Negotiations seem to have concluded.
  269. Baby: Maama! Noo! Maaaama~!
  270. Fuwari: Ehe, you're so cute. Hibiki-san, would you like to hold her too?
  271. Hibiki: Hah, I'm fine!
  272. Fuwari: Ehehe.
  273. Falulu: Cap-chan. You're being shy, aren't you.
  274. Hibiki [so agitated the screen shakes]: I EXPERIENCE NO EMBARRASSMENT!
  275. Falulu: Come to think of it, what's the baby's name?
  276. Kuma: "Jululu", kuma! That's what she said when we asked her name, kuma.
  277. Sophy: Ah, so she's called Jululu. It's nice to meet you, Jululu.
  278. Jululu: Ukya ukya maaannnma! Manma!
  279. Usagi: Take care of her, usa! Boo-hoo-hoo.
  280. Kuma: Take the pendant that Jululu came out of, too, kuma. It might become a clue to finding her mother, kuma.
  281. Falulu: Then we'll take care of the pendant, too. Let's head to the next adventure, Cap-chan.
  282. Hibiki: Indeed. Starship PriPirates, depart!
  283. [Back aboard the ship.]
  284. Sophy: Jululu-chan, this way, this way.
  285. Jululu: Ukya, ukya.
  286. Falulu: Ehehe. Cute~♪
  287. Ando: By the way, Captain.
  288. Hibiki: What, Ando?
  289. Ando: Earlier, I discovered this suspicious personage onboard.
  290. Toriko: I-it's a misunderstanding, tori~! Toriko has no idea what came over her, tori!
  291. Hibiki: Ho, an intruder, hm. Very good. Shall we have grilled chicken tonight?
  292. Toriko: Save me, tori~! Toriko doesn't want to be turned into grilled chicken, tori! Toriko is the blue bird of misfortune, tori!
  293. Fuwari: Ehehe. Oh, Hibiki-san. You make such bad jokes.
  294. Toriko [also shaking the screen]: Please forgive me, tori~! If you can't forgive me, then I'll do anything, tori!
  295. Ando: What shall be done, Captain?
  296. Hibiki: Oi. You'll truly do anything for us, right?
  297. Toriko: It's true, tori! Th...that's right, I've remembered, tori!
  298. Toriko has always admired the puniverse's great pirates, tori! She'll do cleaning, or odd jobs, or whatever, tori!
  299. Hibiki: Ho. I'll look forward to that.
  300. Toriko [shaking the screen and using a very large font]: ?!
  301. [Title card: PriPirates - Pirate Gang of the Puniverse FIN]
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