[08:57:59 PM] SpookyBoogie: I have a short hair fetish, Ler
[08:58:05 PM] DatOneGuy: ass too phat
[08:58:07 PM] Ler: me too
[08:58:11 PM] freddysparks: ohaaaiii woodcutter
[08:58:13 PM] shanks i'm scared of this place
[08:58:15 PM] Ler: short hair, slurp
[08:58:15 PM] freddysparks: lookin good boo
[08:58:17 PM] thebigmeowski: nawh i wont dye my pubes ol
[08:58:21 PM] DatOneGuy: link venmo
[08:58:22 PM] woodcutter: hey freddy
[08:58:22 PM] SpookyBoogie: schlp
[08:58:24 PM] shanks kicked shanks from the room for 1m. 1/4 strikes
[08:58:28 PM] DatOneGuy: omg shanks
[08:58:33 PM] Sigma: r.i.p. shanks
[08:58:37 PM] Sigma: he was a good airman
[08:58:39 PM] Sigma: :(
[08:58:39 PM] thebigmeowski: why is shanks scared
[08:58:39 PM] DatOneGuy: everytime he drinks
[08:58:43 PM] thebigmeowski: paka did you hurt him
[08:58:43 PM] hymn: people should ONLY dye their pubes
[08:58:45 PM] YouTube now playing: Talib Kweli & Z-Trip - Congregation ft Black Thought, Ab-Soul (Prod by J Rhodes) (Open Player)
[08:58:50 PM] DatOneGuy: frddy scared him
[08:58:51 PM] hymn: really take people by surprise
[08:58:53 PM] Sigma: should i drink tonight, or go to the gym
[08:58:53 PM] DatOneGuy: ptsd
[08:58:54 PM] module kicked module from the room for 1m. 1/7 strikes
[08:58:57 PM] caite has left the room
[08:59:00 PM] Sigma: im honestly conflicted
[08:59:03 PM] thebigmeowski: gym
[08:59:11 PM] hymn: both
[08:59:21 PM] Sigma: im not drinking to the gym after drinking
[08:59:23 PM] DatOneGuy: sigma are you allowed in public past curfew. wont the cops follow you
[08:59:24 PM] Endo_Kin: gym at the drink
[08:59:27 PM] hymn: get liquored up at the gym
[08:59:30 PM] hymn: cmon
[08:59:39 PM] Sigma: Datone....i am a cop
[08:59:41 PM] Sigma: LOLOLOL
[08:59:44 PM] DatOneGuy: lol ok
[08:59:48 PM] DatOneGuy: >back cop
[08:59:49 PM] DatOneGuy: pffft
[08:59:54 PM] DatOneGuy: black
[08:59:57 PM] Endo_Kin: back cop back cop
[09:00:03 PM] Endo_Kin: watcha gonna do
[09:00:05 PM] gayNthebutt: lmao
[09:00:07 PM] Serg: no wonder sigma kept pm'ing me about patting me down
[09:00:08 PM] DatOneGuy: policing the backs of society
[09:00:18 PM] freddysparks: sigma gay as hell, fam
[09:00:19 PM] DatOneGuy: NAMSTE
[09:00:21 PM] gayNthebutt: krs quan
[09:00:30 PM] Endo_Kin: heya thrillho
[09:00:33 PM] Sigma: Freddy you look very fat in that dress
[09:00:36 PM] Sigma: stand up real quick
[09:00:56 PM] gayNthebutt: i thought the blacks liked the fatties
[09:00:58 PM] gayNthebutt: wtf
[09:01:09 PM] CrankSpinatra has left the room
[09:01:11 PM] Sigma: only if they are not gross retards
[09:01:13 PM] module: i wish i had a shoulder cat
[09:01:21 PM] module: my cat is too scared to climb on anything
[09:01:27 PM] gayNthebutt: whats a shoulder cat
[09:01:30 PM] Ler: hi danilo -shima
[09:01:33 PM] module: cat that goes on your shoulder
[09:01:37 PM] Endo_Kin: my kibbo jumped on my back yesterday while I was trying to eat
[09:01:40 PM] freddysparks: Dora is a shoulder cat a lot
[09:01:41 PM] Endo_Kin: sunk her hooksocks in
[09:01:53 PM] Tamotsu: which of the stooges is he?
[09:01:54 PM] gayNthebutt: oh, so then like a shoulder cat then
[09:02:06 PM] sativassaliva: cats are weird lol
[09:02:08 PM] Sigma: btw if you eat chicken, you cannot call yourself a feminists, bc they are all hens
[09:02:09 PM] module: wait what did i say
[09:02:18 PM] Sigma: #foodforthought, no pun intended
[09:02:32 PM] YouTube now playing: KENDRICK LAMAR "RIGAMORTIS": BLOWHIPHOPTV.COM (Open Player)
[09:02:33 PM] module: im just glad my kitty likes being pet
[09:02:55 PM] Tamotsu: hi ler&shima
[09:03:18 PM] gayNthebutt: the trick to owning cats who hate being pet is to simply hit them till you get to pet them
[09:03:24 PM] Ler: <3
[09:03:33 PM] module: sounds like a good plan
[09:03:42 PM] gayNthebutt: it is effective
[09:03:44 PM] Tamotsu: :3
[09:03:48 PM] module: im gonna make some toast
[09:03:50 PM] freddysparks: that's what I'm gonna do to your kid
[09:03:53 PM] freddysparks: every time he calls me fat
[09:03:56 PM] Endo_Kin: lol
[09:03:58 PM] gayNthebutt: jesus
[09:04:00 PM] thebigmeowski: i was just listening to a comedian who went to apet psychic and said sh was married to her cat in a past life and he was an emotionally abusive husband
[09:04:03 PM] gayNthebutt: don't do that
[09:04:11 PM] gayNthebutt: you are bigger than him
[09:04:14 PM] thebigmeowski: so now she hits him every night
[09:04:15 PM] sativassaliva: damn
[09:04:17 PM] freddysparks: not by much
[09:04:22 PM] gayNthebutt: lol
[09:04:25 PM] sativassaliva: how is that funny lol
[09:04:25 PM] Endo_Kin: what the heck
[09:04:37 PM] thebigmeowski: idk man, i have fucked up dark humor
[09:04:40 PM] sativassaliva: poor pussy
[09:04:40 PM] gayNthebutt: i laughed
[09:04:43 PM] thebigmeowski: i realized lately that i often laugh when its not funny
[09:04:44 PM] Lady: HELLLLOOOOOOO
[09:04:46 PM] Endo_Kin: hey meowski, I have a joke for you
[09:04:57 PM] thebigmeowski: dont hurt me
[09:05:05 PM] Endo_Kin: I-i'm not going to
[09:05:07 PM] freddysparks: sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying
[09:05:13 PM] freddysparks: or otherwise setting humanity on fire
[09:05:15 PM] thebigmeowski: ok
[09:05:15 PM] freddysparks: en masse
[09:05:20 PM] Endo_Kin: why does everyone thnk I'm going to hurt them? :(
[09:05:21 PM] thebigmeowski: truue freddy
[09:05:26 PM] bukkake: do you know what's really funny?
[09:05:28 PM] bukkake: homelessness
[09:05:29 PM] Sigma: I have a joke for Freddy
[09:05:31 PM] bukkake: it's just so pathetic
[09:05:33 PM] Endo_Kin kicked bukkake from the room for 1m. 1/4 strikes
[09:05:41 PM] DatOneGuy: lol
[09:05:42 PM] sativassaliva: oof
[09:05:43 PM] freddysparks: Endo_Kin, i give up
[09:05:44 PM] Tamotsu: lol, endo
[09:05:45 PM] freddysparks: why>
[09:05:47 PM] Endo_Kin: badum tsssss
[09:05:54 PM] YouTube now playing: Kendrick Lamar - Night of the Living Junkies (Open Player)
[09:06:03 PM] Sigma: her entire existance
[09:06:08 PM] Sigma: existence*
[09:06:22 PM] Endo_Kin: I dn't like when people try to upstage me, ok?
[09:06:25 PM] Endo_Kin: alright so my joke
[09:06:36 PM] bukkake has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:06:37 PM] Endo_Kin: you can tune a piano
[09:06:49 PM] bukkake: i would like to issue a formal apology to all homeless people
[09:06:49 PM] Endo_Kin: bu- HEY HECK OFF WHILE IM TRYNA TELL A JOKE, BUKKAKE
[09:06:57 PM] _poLLa: have a good night
[09:07:00 PM] _poLLa has gone AFK
[09:07:03 PM] Endo_Kin: gn polla
[09:07:05 PM] angelstclairx has left the room
[09:07:06 PM] bukkake: sorry endo
[09:07:12 PM] Sigma: it would be nice to come in here and not insult people
[09:07:12 PM] Endo_Kin: WHATEVER
[09:07:18 PM] Endo_Kin: I don't even want to tell the joke anymore
[09:07:25 PM] thebigmeowski: bai polla
[09:07:31 PM] freddysparks slaps Endo_Kin around a bit with a large tuna fish.
[09:07:31 PM] thebigmeowski: IM WAITING ENDO
[09:07:44 PM] Endo_Kin: TOUCH ME WITH THAT FUCKING TUNA AGAIN
[09:07:45 PM] Serg: large tuna fish = her vagina
[09:08:02 PM] freddysparks gently caresses Endo_Kin with a large tuna fish.
[09:08:03 PM] module: what happened to trout
[09:08:04 PM] thebigmeowski: itd be hard to slap someone with your vag
[09:08:05 PM] Endo_Kin: lmao chonker just stole a receipt from my drawer
[09:08:16 PM] thebigmeowski: youd have to jump off some shit
[09:08:21 PM] Mafiosa3color has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:08:25 PM] freddysparks: depends on how big their pucci lips are
[09:08:30 PM] thebigmeowski: WWE style
[09:08:42 PM] Mafiosa3color has left the room
[09:09:14 PM] Tunez has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:09:20 PM] Sigma: how far is Freddy from qualifying for "My 600 lb life"
[09:09:27 PM] YouTube now playing: Anal Cunt - Beating Up N$%&$gers That Sell Fake Crack (Open Player)
[09:09:28 PM] Sigma: like 15 lbs?
[09:09:29 PM] ADMIN_MAARTY: very
[09:09:39 PM] ADMIN_MAARTY: how far are you from calling a girl fat on the internet
[09:09:46 PM] ADMIN_MAARTY: owned beta rofl
[09:09:56 PM] ADMIN_MAARTY: bowlcut blasted
[09:10:05 PM] Sigma: Hardly
[09:10:13 PM] Sigma: Down syndrome ass
[09:10:15 PM] YouTube now playing: Anal Cunt - Fuck Yeah (Open Player)
[09:10:20 PM] bukkake: maarty your bowlcut is actually a bit intimidating
[09:10:32 PM] Sigma: nigga reminds me of Mandark from Dexter
[09:10:36 PM] Sigma: except uglier
[09:10:47 PM] LoRd~GuNk: LMAO MARTY FUCKIN WELVOME TO THE CULT
[09:10:52 PM] Coops: im gettin a jim cary vibe
[09:10:59 PM] DatOneGuy: carrie
[09:11:00 PM] LoRd~GuNk: THE BOWL CULT CONTINUUM
[09:11:05 PM] Tamotsu: he wants be a stooges
[09:11:13 PM] freddysparks: beardy jim carrey? or not-beardy jim carrey
[09:11:15 PM] module: i love the bowl cut fuck the haters
[09:11:17 PM] Coops: arry
[09:11:17 PM] Sigma: what was the bowl cut stooges name?
[09:11:22 PM] module: olver tree vibes
[09:11:24 PM] DatOneGuy: kerry
[09:11:30 PM] Endo_Kin: stan
[09:11:36 PM] DatOneGuy: jim stan
[09:11:42 PM] sativassaliva: coops needs cut liek that
[09:11:57 PM] sativassaliva: perfect
[09:11:58 PM] ch1 has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:11:58 PM] Coops: word
[09:12:03 PM] pineapple has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:12:09 PM] sativassaliva: but more like a chinese bog
[09:12:12 PM] Coops kicked pineapple from the room for 1m. 1/4 strikes
[09:12:24 PM] YouTube now playing: Anal Cunt - Kicking Your Ass And Fucking Your Bitch (Open Player)
[09:12:24 PM] Endo_Kin: nooooooo my pineapple
[09:12:28 PM] sativassaliva: is that what its called
[09:12:30 PM] gayNthebutt: well that handles that
[09:12:48 PM] freddysparks: coops looks so low-key pleased with himself
[09:12:58 PM] Sigma: Marty has man tits, has no business calling anyone beta
[09:12:58 PM] Endo_Kin: kibbo butt
[09:13:00 PM] Sigma: rofl
[09:13:06 PM] Cups: [8:00:25 PM] Lady: I want cups to knock me up then fight our baby for my milk
[09:13:07 PM] Cups: [8:00:25 PM] Lady: I want cups to knock me up then fight our baby for my milk
[09:13:08 PM] Cups: [8:00:25 PM] Lady: I want cups to knock me up then fight our baby for my milk
[09:13:08 PM] Tamotsu: coops lives in the police interrogation room
[09:13:18 PM] Coops: yup
[09:13:21 PM] Drawfaggot has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:13:22 PM] Sigma: Cups the shit is posted up above
[09:13:22 PM] WINNING has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:13:26 PM] freddysparks: Cups, it's a liquid titty gold quote
[09:13:30 PM] SpookyBoogie: Cups, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
[09:13:33 PM] gayNthebutt: you are just mad that your bowl cut would be broken in the front sigma
[09:13:40 PM] Endo_Kin: hbd df
[09:13:43 PM] Cups: i can answer this
[09:13:47 PM] Drawfaggot: ty endo bb
[09:13:49 PM] Cups: within DAYS of meeting lady
[09:13:51 PM] Sigma: i dont have enough hair for a bowl cut
[09:13:55 PM] thebigmeowski: thats cute lol
[09:13:57 PM] pineapple has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
[09:14:01 PM] SpookyBoogie: Weak
[09:14:04 PM] Cups: i sent her a photo of my social security card, drivers license, a bill with my address, and i think birth certificate
[09:14:05 PM] module: tahts what he said
[09:14:07 PM] Cups: all in one photo
[09:14:07 PM] pineapple: fuck you coop
[09:14:10 PM] Sigma: actually i dont even know if black dudes can get bowl cuts
[09:14:13 PM] freddysparks: what the fuck
[09:14:13 PM] Cups: because i thought she -might- be someone out to get me
[09:14:14 PM] freddysparks: why
[09:14:15 PM] module: why not
[09:14:17 PM] Cups: because she was too perfect
[09:14:19 PM] module: thats racist as fuck sigma
[09:14:22 PM] Cups: to not be someone sent to get info from me
[09:14:27 PM] DatOneGuy: she ran your natal chart and said nah
[09:14:28 PM] Cups: and she was going to win in the end
[09:14:28 PM] Sigma: Im black, you dumb fuck
[09:14:30 PM] Sigma: lmao
[09:14:31 PM] module: i know
[09:14:34 PM] Cups: i'd rather her have destroyed me then
[09:14:35 PM] gayNthebutt: of course they can, this is like 2000 and something
[09:14:39 PM] freddysparks: why arent you two married yet?
[09:14:41 PM] thebigmeowski: wowww
[09:14:41 PM] freddysparks: jfc
[09:14:42 PM] module: why woulnt you be able to
[09:14:43 PM] Endo_Kin: df, I have something for you
[09:14:43 PM] YouTube now playing: White Hinterland - Icarus (Open Player)
[09:14:43 PM] Cups: and she didnt and so i was able to trust her 10000x
[09:14:44 PM] thebigmeowski: very dramatic but romantic
[09:14:45 PM] gayNthebutt: the blacks can get bowl cuts now
[09:14:46 PM] Endo_Kin: for your bday
[09:14:47 PM] Cups: im going to
[09:14:47 PM] Coops: girls fall for that shit still lol
[09:14:48 PM] Tamotsu: coops, the cops are making you wait for you to worry and tell everything
[09:14:52 PM] freddysparks: when?
[09:14:56 PM] bukkake: module you should know your place, you're a privileged white male
[09:14:58 PM] bukkake: sigma is black
[09:14:58 PM] Cups: yeah anyone who knwos me knows im insanely privacy focused
[09:14:59 PM] Coops: right millhouse
[09:15:00 PM] bukkake: you bigot
[09:15:01 PM] DatOneGuy: endo i want something for df bday too
[09:15:03 PM] Coops: better snitch eh
[09:15:04 PM] Cups: never felt compelled to do anything like that
[09:15:09 PM] WINNING has left the room
[09:15:13 PM] Endo_Kin hands a half empty bottle of snapple to DatOneGuy