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SWFanfic Ch. 3: Hunter's Love Square

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  2. SWFanfic Ch. 3: Hunter's Love Square
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  4.  
  5. It was a nice sunny day in the park where the birds were chirping and the animals were playing. Then hunter showed up and all the animals died.
  6.  
  7. "UGH I CANT BELIEVE I LOST TO MATTY1CE" complained hunter like a sissy girl. hunter was very butthurt because he lost to matty1ce in a dustforce race.
  8.  
  9. "you'll get him next time hunter" said syena while still being pregnant from the unforgettable conclusion of chapter 3 of the fan fic. Ew.
  10.  
  11. "at least I still have u syena" said hunter romantically just before super star wrestler John Cena front flipped onto his chest and slammed him into the ground, doing his signature move, the Five Knuckle Shuffle.
  12.  
  13. "THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, HUNTER!" said John Cena as a giant American flag rolled out behind him. What a hero!!
  14.  
  15. syena's panties dropped straight to the ground the second she saw John Cena. her panties were striped and they were very lewd.
  16.  
  17. "YOU KNOW I'M REALLY TIRED OF PEOPLE ALWAYS PUNCHING ME AT THE BEGINNING OF EVERY CHAPTER" complained hunter. YET AGAIN. Jeez! What a whiner.
  18.  
  19. "THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO ***CHEAT*** ON THEIR PARTNERS" declared John Cena.
  20.  
  21. syena gasped.
  22. hunter gasped.
  23. John Cena did not gasped.
  24.  
  25. hunter was buttaggrevated that John Cena would say such a thing like that. he got angry inside because he felt angry that john cena would say a thing like that and yelled "I DIDN'T CHEAT ON SYENA!!!" to John Cena.
  26.  
  27. John Cena doesnt like liars, so he used his special Ex-Marine Special, The Flailing Red White and Blue Attitude Adjustment Technique transitioning into an Aerial Takeover Sometimes From an Elevated Position Attack. It was super effective!
  28.  
  29. "AND THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS TO LIARS LIKE YOU WHO LIE TO JOHN CENA" said John Cena in 3rd person as his pet american eagle flew onto his hands bringing him a print out of hunter's chat history.
  30.  
  31. "READ EM AND WEEP, PAL!" said critically acclaimed wrestler John Cena.
  32.  
  33.  
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  35. 00:42 - irhunter: seeing u play dustgirl well turns me on ;)
  36. 00:42 - irhunter: it makes me feel really hot
  37. 00:43 - irhunter: like REALLY hot
  38. 00:43 - irhunter: show me your dustgirl
  39. 00:44 - irhunter: i want to see it ;)
  40. 00:44 - irhunter: do u want to see mine?
  41. 00:45 - irhunter: i will show you mine if u want =P
  42. 00:46 - irhunter: i want to see you
  43. 00:46 - irhunter: let me see your dustgirls :D
  44. 00:47 - saruh: go away
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  46.  
  47. there was a long moment of silence where all that could be heard was the sound of birds flying around hunter's head and the sound of syenas tears dripping on the cold wet floor. after a whopping 420 blazing seconds, she finally spoke.
  48.  
  49. "HUNTER HOW COULD YOU!!!1" cried syena as she kicked hunter in the balls. hunter didnt have any balls so he didnt feel anything. syena, who was still crying, built up the courage to say words that were strong enough to shatter the earth itself. she planted both feet on the ground, did a quick SS run of hideout with dustkid first try, then said "HUNTER, I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!!1".
  50.  
  51. hunter gasped.
  52. John Cena gasped.
  53. John Cena's eagle gasped.
  54. syena did not gasped.
  55.  
  56. "but syena u are pregnant with our child!!!1! Will u really raise a kid on your own?!?!?!?!?!" asked hunter to syena who btdubs just got a sick SS run on hideout with dustkid first try. Nice!
  57.  
  58. syena looked down nervously and started twiddling her thumbs. just as syena was about to say something, John Cena seismic tossed hunter into the wrestling ring conveniently located in the park they we're at, shouted "FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER SCRUB" and performed his finishing move, the Legendary One-Legged American Stepover Toehold Facelock, a move for ultimate destruction created by Sylvester Stallone after filming Rocky.
  59.  
  60. after the earth finished shaking, john cena stepped out of the ring and walked towards syena.
  61.  
  62. "syena put your pants back on, they've been off ever since I got here" said John Cena as he was walking towards syena.
  63.  
  64. "I can't" said syena. "even with your autographed 2005 WWE spinner US championship belt on, every time I look at you my pants just fly right off!!!"
  65.  
  66. John Cena smiled and took syenas hand. they walked towards the door in front of them, leaving an unconscious hunter all alone in the park. just before they could turn the handle though, the door burst open and lotus appeared.
  67.  
  68. "WTF WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE GE-" was all lotus could say before John Cena got tired of his bs and performed his ultimate move, the 720 Origami Sit-Out BBQ Gaiju Star Spangled Powerbomb Banner Suplex.
  69.  
  70. "YOU DON'T GET TO END THE FAN FICS ANYMORE, THAT'S MY JOB NOW."
  71.  
  72. as john cena walked through the door with syena, he picked up lotus by his ugly t-shirt, said "THIS CHAPTER IS OVER" then threw him in the dumpster, but not before breaking both of Twinkie's hands so that chapter 4 would never actually come out.
  73.  
  74. End of Chapter 3
  75.  
  76. -----------------
  77. Table of Contents
  78. -----------------
  79. SWFanfic Book 1
  80. Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/fXtjuje5
  81. Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/PeJS3nxe
  82. Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/xZdrR2mS
  83.  
  84. SWFanfic Book 2
  85. Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/PbnGUrt1
  86. Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/YGsQh2em
  87. Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/Ebqtv6F2
  88. Chapter 4: N/A
  89. Chapter 5: N/A
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