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Magical Burst: Session 54 - A Very Merry Christmas

Apr 24th, 2015
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  1. Game starts at 6:54 PM.
  2.  
  3. Never tell your password to anyone.
  4. Sunday, January 18, 2015
  5. 5:51 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge entered chat.
  6. 5:52 PM - C.A.T. GONNA GIVE IT TO YA entered chat.
  7. 5:52 PM - Smas entered chat.
  8. 5:52 PM - Data: *honk honk*
  9. 5:52 PM - Smas: Just a note, I might be a couple minutes late to actually playin the game, got dinner and such soon I think.
  10. 5:53 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·?? entered chat.
  11. 5:53 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Yeah, I think I normally eat now too
  12. 5:54 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Actually nevermind, dinner'll be later :v
  13. 5:54 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: rip
  14. 5:54 PM - Data has changed their name to Sarah Salem.
  15. 5:54 PM - Sarah Salem: I want dinner, kind of.
  16. 5:54 PM - Sarah Salem: Maybe I'll make a corndog later.
  17. 5:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: a whole corndog
  18. 5:55 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Now with free stick!
  19. 5:56 PM - Sarah Salem: I never said that was the whole dinner :x
  20. 5:58 PM - Frigs entered chat.
  21. 5:58 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: you guys in a call?
  22. 5:58 PM - Frigs: (( yo yo I'm alive ))
  23. 5:58 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Im not, listening to music
  24. 5:59 PM - Sarah Salem: I'm watching some Melee stuff.
  25. 5:59 PM - Sarah Salem: Also hi Frigs, hi Nicole.
  26. 5:59 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: \hola
  27. 5:59 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: maybe I should run lesbian bear storm on repeat off to the side as inspiration
  28. 6:00 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Maybe
  29. 6:01 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya can totes be a lesbian bear :v
  30. 6:01 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Fear for the day I watch that show
  31. 6:01 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Please don't that's dangerous.
  32. 6:01 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: please don't do what the bears in the show do and literally eat lesbians
  33. 6:01 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: while also being lesbians themselves
  34. 6:02 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Pfft, I didn't know they eat people
  35. 6:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: they did and do
  36. 6:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: that's like the entire plot of the thing
  37. 6:03 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: bears become sentient and eat people
  38. 6:03 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: It's amazing.
  39. 6:03 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: http://i.snag.gy/fsGXq.jpg
  40. 6:04 PM - Eevee: Perfect
  41. 6:05 PM - Sarah Salem: Anna.jpg
  42. 6:06 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: welp I'll be off for dinner brb
  43. 6:06 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: c:
  44. 6:07 PM - Sarah Salem: 6 is a weird time to eat dinner
  45. 6:07 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: and so will I :v
  46. 6:07 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: that is a very normal time to eat dinner
  47. 6:07 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: the 6-8 range is normal.
  48. 6:07 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: chinese food?
  49. 6:07 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Italian c:
  50. 6:07 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: omfg in greece
  51. 6:07 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: everyone eats at 9-11
  52. 6:08 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: never forgetti
  53. 6:08 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: and sometimes they stay all night at a dinner
  54. 6:08 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: lunch is like 3-5
  55. 6:08 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: so strang
  56. 6:08 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: strange
  57. 6:09 PM - Sarah Salem: We usually eat at like seven
  58. 6:09 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special! disconnected.
  59. 6:11 PM - Eevee: rip
  60. 6:11 PM - Eevee: Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: omfg in greece
  61. Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: everyone eats at 9-11
  62. 6:11 PM - Eevee: I must be from greece then
  63. 6:13 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: thoughts on this as I rush my dinner
  64. 6:13 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 6:11 PM - Yndaaa: http://i.imgur.com/BDR7GMk.png http://i.imgur.com/ad2h0rc.png
  65. 6:13 PM - Sarah Salem: Heels should probably be red
  66. 6:15 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: I dunno, I think I like it as is
  67. 6:15 PM - Eevee: Mmmm maybe, I'm no expert on patterns and junk tho, maybe the sleeves corresponding with the shoes looks better? Overall I think it looks rad
  68. 6:14 PM - Sarah Salem: I'd go with heels red, but whatever you like
  69. 6:15 PM - Sarah Salem: It's your commission
  70. 6:18 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: fuckin smas
  71. 6:18 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: up and leaving without permission
  72. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: So, I was gonna make pulled pork sandwiches for dinner
  73. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Lil shit of a brother ate all the buns
  74. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: The entire bag
  75. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Plain
  76. 6:20 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: amazing
  77. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: So I threw that shit together with some cheese, green onions, and hot sauce, grabbed some tortillias
  78. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Made pulled pork quesadilas
  79. 6:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Delicious
  80. 6:27 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Guess now we're waiting on smas and wow there he is now
  81. 6:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special! entered chat.
  82. 6:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (I am back)
  83. 6:30 PM - Eevee: (( wb bby ))
  84. 6:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: He charged me $60 for the model, by the by
  85. 6:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 6:26 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: What do you usually charge for work of this caliber, if you don't mind me asking? You said $60 was really low, so I'm curious
  86. 6:27 PM - Yndaaa: For a character designed for 3d printing I usually charge something towards double that, but that's with piority work and tends to not be anime simplified
  87. 6:28 PM - Yndaaa: for example
  88. 6:28 PM - Yndaaa: http://i.imgur.com/Uztj1MV.png
  89. 6:28 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Hot damn
  90. 6:31 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You guys should totally talk to this guy if you want models done
  91. 6:31 PM - Insane Cat Posse: I might actually, I need a special ork for my Dredmob 40k army
  92. 6:31 PM - Eevee: woah that's pretty
  93. 6:31 PM - Insane Cat Posse: (It totally isn't Char Waaaghnable)
  94. 6:32 PM - Sarah Salem: I don't know what I would do with a 3d model, even if they are pretty. :x
  95. 6:32 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (so, ready to get this show on the metaphorical road?)
  96. 6:32 PM - Eevee: (( gah brb ))
  97. 6:32 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You're dead to me.
  98. 6:32 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (fuk)
  99. 6:33 PM - Sarah Salem: Wait who's dead to you
  100. 6:33 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (it's like frigs waited for that moment)
  101. 6:38 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  102. 6:39 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: I AM GOING TO MURDER HIM
  103. 6:39 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: GAME CANCELED
  104. 6:39 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: YPU
  105. 6:39 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: YOU'RE ALL BANNED
  106. 6:39 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: BURN IN THE HELLFIRES OF BANNED USERS AND RUST KIDDIES
  107. 6:40 PM - Insane Cat Posse: :C
  108. 6:41 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Damnit frigs this is not a brb.
  109. 6:42 PM - Eevee: (( sorry, dad needed help wit hcar ))
  110. 6:44 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: murder him
  111. 6:44 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: blow up the car
  112. 6:44 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: problems solved
  113. 6:44 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: ((so, everyone here for real this time, 45 minutes later?))
  114. 6:45 PM - Eevee: (( wait one sec ))
  115. 6:45 PM - Eevee: (( jk ))
  116. 6:45 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: alright then
  117. 6:46 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: so, where were we last time?
  118. 6:46 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: everyone tell me because I'm a busy man i can't be expected to remember everything
  119. 6:46 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato and Eve were returning to the house, iirc
  120. 6:46 PM - Eevee: yeye
  121. 6:46 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Was just called to go to their house party, I think.
  122. 6:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: it aint a house party shitlord it's a school thing or something
  123. 6:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: school dance
  124. 6:47 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: I think I was invited over to their place though, I don't remember.
  125. 6:48 PM - Eevee: (( ye I think sato called you ))
  126. 6:48 PM - Eevee: (( we're gunna go save her brother from cancer c; ))
  127. 6:48 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: sure let's go with that
  128. 6:48 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sarah? What about you?
  129. 6:48 PM - Sarah Salem: I think Eri is supposed to bring me.
  130. 6:48 PM - Sarah Salem: We were just in the tea shop
  131. 6:48 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: well, that makes things simple
  132. 6:48 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: let's just go with that
  133. 6:48 PM - Sarah Salem: Talking to that little moe girl
  134. 6:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: oh yessss, you guys were at the cafe then you shot down remi
  135. 6:49 PM - Sarah Salem: Yup.
  136. 6:49 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: what about meh
  137. 6:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: you can be eating jake
  138. 6:49 PM - Eevee: (( I second that motion ))
  139. 6:49 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: wow
  140. 6:49 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: </3
  141. 6:50 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (it's ok val, he was tasty.)
  142. 6:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: or we can make my life exponentially simpler and bring invite Val
  143. 6:50 PM - Eevee: Wanna say offscreen Eve shot her a text?
  144. 6:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: That's the plan
  145. 6:50 PM - Eevee: coo coo
  146. 6:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: In which case... Eri, Sarah, Val. Bringing any NPCs? (if you say no you'll totally be getting brownie points)
  147. 6:50 PM - Insane Cat Posse: ((Eve confirmed for pidgeon))
  148. 6:51 PM - Eevee: (( *flaps wings and grooms self* ))
  149. 6:51 PM - Sarah Salem: Nope, guess not.
  150. 6:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((I love pigeons))
  151. 6:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: lewd
  152. 6:51 PM - Eevee: (( then u luve eve ))
  153. 6:51 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: I'll leave Tami back to wrap things for later.
  154. 6:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: we don't need to hear your weird habits data
  155. 6:51 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (There you go :T)
  156. 6:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((What weird habits :c))
  157. 6:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Birds are cute))
  158. 6:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: making love to pigeons obviously, you just said so
  159. 6:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: all kindsa wrong
  160. 6:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Ew))
  161. 6:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: don't think I didn't see you playing hatoful boyfriend
  162. 6:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: SO ANYWAY
  163. 6:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: SHUSHING TIME
  164. 6:52 PM - Insane Cat Posse: ((Man, birbs are adorable, I own three))
  165. 6:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: GAMEING NOW
  166. 6:53 PM - Eevee: (( but anyways about birds ))
  167.  
  168.  
  169.  
  170. ~~Game start~~
  171. 6:54 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eri, Sarah and Val walk briskly into Eve's place, quickly shutting the door and shivering all the while. Following traditional japanese custom because you're in Japan, you remove your snow-covered shoes and leave them at the door. Nobody questions how or why there's snow in the middle of a tiered city, but there's probably a mechanical and scientific reason for it I can bullshit if I wanted to.
  172. 6:54 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: In any case, the three of them find Eve, Ally, Satoya, and the two GILFs, newly dubbed Arata and Elesya.
  173. 6:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The floor is yours, champs.
  174. 6:55 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri creates a small ball of energy to generate warmth for the people around her, "U-ugh, those things /suck/. Why'd they think we needed simulated snow?"
  175. 6:55 PM - Sarah Salem: shivers and brushes some stray snowflakes off of her sweater, hugging herself around the middle.
  176. 6:55 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oh hey guys! Merry Santa day, what've mew been doing? Me and Eve just robbed a bird!"
  177. 6:56 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "Robbed a... bird?"
  178. 6:56 PM - Eevee: Eve waves her hands in panic,"I-it w-wasn't robbery!"
  179. 6:57 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato shushes Eve, putting a paw to her mouth. "It was more repossesion, but it was fun!"
  180. 6:57 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I'd pass it off as being a joke, but knowing /her/..." Eri glares at Satoya.
  181. 6:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "But it was a bird?" Sarah stares at the two.
  182. 6:57 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "And it was for a good cause! She owed people money!"
  183. 6:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "How do you rob a bird?"
  184. 6:57 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Well, not really a bird, but she was like a bird, kinda, a lil bit!"
  185. 6:58 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "And I don't like anything that's like a bird!"
  186. 6:58 PM - Eevee: Eve turns to Sarah and cautiously states,"W-well it was R-ramona."
  187. 6:58 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...Hmm..." Eri thinks.
  188. 6:59 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: El: "Are these... modern traditions you follow regularly? They seem quite foreign."
  189. 6:59 PM - Sarah Salem: sighs, rubbing her temples with her eyes closed. "What did she do this time?"
  190. 6:59 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Well, we sprayed bees in her eyes and stole a turtle!"
  191. 6:59 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "That... doesn't make any sense."
  192. 6:59 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val gasps.
  193. 7:00 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "That sounds cruel!"
  194. 7:00 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I mean, it does but... where do you even get /bees/?"
  195. 7:00 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya pulls out the can of bug spray. "Oh, yknow, just from The Attic, wanna see?"
  196. 7:00 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri quickly shakes her head no.
  197. 7:00 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally cocks her head, entirely failing to follow the conversation. She resorts to shrugging and patting one of her bunnies.
  198. 7:00 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Also Elesya, it's nyot normal, but we aren't exactly normal!"
  199. 7:00 PM - Eevee: Eve waves her hand dismissively,"L-let's all f-forget about it! M-merry C-c-christmas!" Eve directs them to the couch, "P-please make y-yourselves comfortable."
  200. 7:01 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oh, right! I got mew guys gifts!" She digs into her bag, pulling out two wrapped presents
  201. 7:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Oooh, presents!"
  202. 7:02 PM - Sarah Salem: "We should probably just leave Ramona alone, but okay." Sarah rubs her thigh, trying to warm it, and moves over to the couch.
  203. 7:02 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri goes to the couch as well; she offers Sarah her personal sun for warmth.
  204. 7:02 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods. "Y-yeah, I was going to give you guys something too, but it's kind of too early to hand them out yet." She adds on sheepishly, "Tami went home to wrap them, and get ready for the dance."
  205. 7:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: On the table in Eve's kitchen, you can't help but smell delicious breakfast, seeing, curiously, a bacon-covered cake resting out and already missing several chunks.
  206. 7:02 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val's eyes grow wide
  207. 7:02 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "FOOD!"
  208. 7:02 PM - Eevee: Eve heads into her room,"H-help y-yourselves to breakfast cake! I-I'll be right out."
  209. 7:03 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Sato and I made that cake ourselves!" Ally says proudly, rubbing her knuckles on her chest, an act which causes her boobs to depress and jiggle.
  210. 7:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Necessary descriptions))
  211. 7:03 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Very.
  212. 7:03 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato trots up to Sarah, holding the first present. "Okay, okay, mew first!"
  213. 7:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: It is a suspiciously clock-shaped object.
  214. 7:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Cmoooon, open it!"
  215. 7:04 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah leans a little toward the sun, cocking her head. "Me? Is it supposed to be covered in paper?" She eyes the little bundle curiously.
  216. 7:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She nodded again as her white ears flopped about adorably. "Thats how we do Christmas wrapping!"
  217. 7:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The GILFs eye this curiously, not having had a christmas in their time period. Whatever period that is.
  218. 7:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Just, grab the paper and tear it off!"
  219. 7:05 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods, "I'm surprised you don't know about that. Doesn't your family celebrate christmas?"
  220. 7:05 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "To wrap boxes in paper? It seems a waste. Paper is quite expensive, no?"
  221. 7:05 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah grabs the present and places it on her lap, then tears it open with some difficulty. "I was just informed about this recently."
  222. 7:05 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Nyope! Paper's about the cheapest thing you can get!"
  223. 7:05 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri shakes her head no, "They've figured out how to do it pretty easily."
  224. 7:06 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "You can get, like, 90 sheets of it for next to nothing."
  225. 7:06 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The GILFs share a look of surprise.
  226. 7:06 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sarah removes the paper to find a clock, blinking in and out of existance
  227. 7:06 PM - Eevee: Eve walks back in, dragging a large square box. She sits on it while watching Sarah open her gift.
  228. 7:06 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "See its a clock! You love clocks!"
  229. 7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: "Ooh." Sarah stares down at the clock, attempting to pick it up.
  230. 7:07 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val watches everything silently eating tiny bites of bacon cake.
  231. 7:07 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Not even awaiting an answer, Sato sprints over on all fours, pouncing upon Eri with another present held between her teeth.
  232. 7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: Her eyebrows raise, and she brings it up to her face to inspect it in detail.
  233. 7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: "I like this. Thank you, Satoya."
  234. 7:08 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sarah picks it up without issue. It curiously seems to shove your fingers out of the way when it blinks back into existence, if your fingers had happened to moved into such a positon that they would be clipping with the clock.
  235. 7:08 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Aww, you're welcome! Meow then, Eeeeeriiiiii! Time for your surprise!"
  236. 7:08 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Gya! I-is that for me?" Eri points at the present.
  237. 7:08 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri hesitantly takes the present.
  238. 7:08 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She nods, dropping it as her tail wags about excitedly. "Open it, open it, open it!"
  239. 7:09 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Presents are fun!"
  240. 7:09 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Whatja get? And Eevee, who is that HUUUUUEG box for?!"
  241. 7:09 PM - Eevee: Eve shakes her head at Ally,"You'll see."
  242. 7:09 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Ok, here goes... If I get sprayed by bees I'll be mad..."
  243. 7:09 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri opens the gift.
  244. 7:10 PM - Insane Cat Posse: It is a T-shirt... Completely white. "Okay, mew gotta put it on for it to work!"
  245. 7:10 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Uhm, ok, Give me a second."
  246. 7:10 PM - Sarah Salem: continues to watch the clock, distracted entirely.
  247. 7:11 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri ducks into a seperate room, and comes back a minute later in the shirt.
  248. 7:11 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: A bunny hops onto the kitchen table and proceeds to nibble on Val's breakfast cake. It ain't give a damn.
  249. 7:11 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val tries to pick up the bunny.
  250. 7:11 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You pick up the bunny. It is a bunny. You don't need to try to pick up a bunny.
  251. 7:11 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val examines the bunny
  252. 7:12 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It is 100% bunny.
  253. 7:12 PM - Insane Cat Posse: ((Val has become a parody of herself))
  254. 7:12 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "So, is the shirt special too...?" Eri takes a closer look at it when she walks in.
  255. 7:12 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The shirt fades in to reveal a cartoonized graphic of Eri, smiling and giving an exaggerated thumbs up, where the thumb is massive and the main focus of the shirt. Her otherwise featureless thumb is given more character by a small swirl. Under the chibified picture of Eri, reads, "Have a vEri nice day!"
  256. 7:13 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... I love it."
  257. 7:13 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato gives a lil round of applause at the sight of this, giggling. "Tada~ Knew mew would! Its cool, and illusiony magic!"
  258. 7:13 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val gives the shirt a thumbs up was a super wink.
  259. 7:13 PM - Eevee: Eve grins and giggles to herself.
  260. 7:14 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Awesome...!" She gives Satoya a grin and a thumbs up.
  261. 7:14 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato ignores this, running over to give her the strongest of tacklehugs
  262. 7:14 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Merry Christmas!"
  263. 7:15 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "An illusory piece of clothing? And for such a... simple, purpose."
  264. 7:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "G-gya! Motai down!"
  265. 7:16 PM - Eevee: "C-careful Sato! D-don't bump into anything."
  266. 7:16 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "I should give everyone a bunny! I have like, 10 of them. But... if I give away my bunnies, I'll have less! Ohh..." Ally is entirely conflicted.
  267. 7:16 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val claps "AGREED"
  268. 7:16 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She giggles, shaking her head as she nuzzles Eri. "Nevfur! This is my favorite time of year, and for the furst time in years, I'm not celebrating it alone!"
  269. 7:16 PM - Sarah Salem: Setting the clock on her lap, Sarah looks up and around at everyone gathered.
  270. 7:17 PM - Sarah Salem: "I have presents as well. I didn't know we had to wrap them, though. Should I do it now?"
  271. 7:17 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri gives a small sigh, and pats Sato's head. She then replies to Sarah, "Yeah, if you can do that real fast, that'd be awesome."
  272. 7:17 PM - Eevee: Eve adopts a small smile,"Alright, just d-don't hurt anyone with your hugs."
  273. 7:18 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato nods at this and hops off, dusting herself off. "Ehehe... Pawry about that, I'm being a little /too/ cheery aren't I?"
  274. 7:20 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah shifts, and the clock in her lap is replaced by a small pile of gifts in various shapes. A rectangular box, a shapeless little package, what is very obviously a plate, and a teeny-tiny present, mostly circular. Everything is wrapped incredibly roughly, using more tape than is really necessary.
  275. 7:20 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sarah wraps gifts like me.
  276. 7:21 PM - Sarah Salem: She holds up the plate. "This one is for Eve."
  277. 7:21 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Ooooooooohhhh, Eevee! Open it open it!"
  278. 7:21 PM - Eevee: Eve jumps up off the box, "O-o-oh! T-thankyou!" Eve walks over and takes the plate from Sarah.
  279. 7:21 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri stands up and retakes her seat on the couch.
  280. 7:22 PM - Eevee: Eve looks slightly exasperated at the wrapping job, but maintains a smile as she unwraps it with shaking hands.
  281. 7:23 PM - Sarah Salem: It appears to be a simple paper plate.
  282. 7:24 PM - Sarah Salem: "Eat something off of it. It's magical."
  283. 7:24 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally examines the plate from all angles as Eve continues to hold it. She pokes it, sniffs if and even nibbles cautiously on it.
  284. 7:25 PM - Eevee: Looking confused, Eve stares at the plate before looking back to Sarah,"O-oh! T-thank you. B-but I'm s-short on any m-magical food right now."
  285. 7:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "I think you can eat anything from it. I didn't try."
  286. 7:25 PM - Eevee: "T-this is very kind though, y-you have my thanks." Eve gives Sarah a thumbs up.
  287. 7:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's nothing." Sarah shrugs and holds up the box next, balancing it on her palm and looking to Satoya. "This is for Satoya."
  288. 7:26 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She raises an eyebrow, grabbing the box carefully.
  289. 7:27 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oooh, a box~ Wonder what's inside!" With that, she begins to tear the paper off, balling it up for easy disposal.
  290. 7:27 PM - Sarah Salem: Inside the box is a pair of shiny bowler shoes. The Tap Dancers from The Attic.
  291. 7:28 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Not exactly sure what they are, she takes one out of the box, and nibbles on it curiously.
  292. 7:29 PM - Sarah Salem: "They are shoes, Satoya. The dancing ones from The Attic. I thought you would have fun with them."
  293. 7:29 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Ooooh... I'd try em out here, but Eve would kill me if I wrecked her house!"
  294. 7:30 PM - Eevee: "Indeed, t-those would s-seem to be more of an... o-outside toy."
  295. 7:30 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri looks at the shoes, "I wonder what would happen if Ko wore those..."
  296. 7:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Why? Can she dance?"
  297. 7:30 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...I think I wasn't supposed to say that."
  298. 7:31 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "It's okay! I'm good at keeping secrets~"
  299. 7:31 PM - Sarah Salem: The small, oval-ish shapeless bundle is lifted next, and passed to Eri. "This one was difficult to package."
  300. 7:32 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oh, thanks Sarah...!"
  301. 7:32 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri takes the gift, and slowly unwraps it.
  302. 7:33 PM - Sarah Salem: It's a pair of rad 80s-looking sunglasses.
  303. 7:33 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I think... I'm already in love."
  304. 7:33 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri puts them on. "These'll go awesome with the T-Shirt!"
  305. 7:34 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "Those look so rad" Val says, arms crossed and a bit jealous.
  306. 7:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "This last one is for Valentine." Sarah holds up the tiniest present yet, between two fingers.
  307. 7:35 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "You've got like, 100s of pairs of shades though Val...! I think you like, gave two of them away a couple of days ago..."
  308. 7:35 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Woah..."
  309. 7:36 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "No..."
  310. 7:37 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val glances at her pack which may have about ten pairs.
  311. 7:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Jake pops out of her pack, 3 pairs on his head.
  312. 7:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: One clatters to the floor.
  313. 7:37 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val smiles "Man, Jake is just too cool."
  314. 7:38 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: She pets him and walks to Sarah for the gift.
  315. 7:38 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val has a grin that looks too big for her face on.
  316. 7:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "Here." The little present is passed to Valentine, and Sarah settles back onto the couch.
  317. 7:40 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val peels the paper off the tiny gift "I'm happy to be getting anything at all from real people!"
  318. 7:41 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Don't worry Val, I've got something for you too." Eri winks.
  319. 7:41 PM - Sarah Salem: Inside is a little heavyset silver ring with a large, clear gem inset.
  320. 7:41 PM - Eevee: Eve nods nervously as she digs through her bag,"M-me too!"
  321. 7:42 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val puts it on the second she relizes it's a ring
  322. 7:42 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: She looks at it on her hand inches from her face
  323. 7:43 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The gem seems to change and fluctuate in color.
  324. 7:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "The label said it was a "Mood Ring". Anna thought it was fitting."
  325. 7:45 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Oh oh! Can I try?"
  326. 7:45 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val's ears are as perked as can be "It's amazing, I love it!"
  327. 7:45 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val tosses it to Ally.
  328. 7:45 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I wonder what it actually does..." Eri watches Ally and Valentine intently.
  329. 7:46 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally puts it on, thinking about herself. It turns pink. Ally giggles.
  330. 7:47 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val tries to read her emotion so she knows what the pink means
  331. 7:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally's emotions are quite happy and joyous. She runs over to Val and holds her hands, shaking them about gleefully. It turns a blue-green as she looks at Val, still smiling.
  332. 7:47 PM - Eevee: "T-that's p-pretty nice of you Sarah."
  333. 7:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Wooow. Does this work on other people too?"
  334. 7:49 PM - Sarah Salem: "It isn't anything special." Sarah yawns, stretching out her arm in front.
  335. 7:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally takes the ring off and hands it back to Val, still giggling.
  336. 7:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "So who's next? Who has gifts for who?"
  337. 7:50 PM - Eevee: Eve raises her hand, "I-I do, s-sorta. A few of them aren't n-neccesarily material."
  338. 7:50 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "I helped Eve acquire one of them!"
  339. 7:50 PM - Eevee: Eve pushes the box over to Ally, "M-might as w-well start off big. T-this one's f-for you Ally."
  340. 7:51 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Woah, what is it?"
  341. 7:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally eyes the box with wide eyes. It's just about as tall as she is if it was standing upright.
  342. 7:52 PM - Eevee: "S-sato did help... f-for quite the hefty price."
  343. 7:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "That seems a little excessive." Sarah looks the box up and down, clearly dwarfed by it.
  344. 7:52 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Thats the one I helped with!"
  345. 7:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She goes to town tearing the box apart, even using her teeth. She's like an animal, god damn. When she's finally done, the box reveals... a MIKU!
  346. 7:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: But not just any MIKU...
  347. 7:53 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: [suspense]
  348. 7:53 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: This one appears to be coated in cloth, and stitched together. A small red heart rests in the middle of the chest, and it looks for all intents and purposes, almost like it's made of a stuffed animal. The helmet has two big, floppy bunny ears, and the backside has a poofy bunny tail. Also, it has boobs. Big boobs.
  349. 7:53 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "EEEEEEEEEE"
  350. 7:54 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I... was not expecting that."
  351. 7:54 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Flipping back the helmet as though it were in a hinge, Ally dives right in, closing the helmet back to its resting positon.
  352. 7:54 PM - Eevee: Eve smiles and wrings her hands, "I-I know y-you said you wanted to f-fight alongside me. S-so now you can."
  353. 7:54 PM - Sarah Salem: "What an eyesore..." Sarah says, quietly.
  354. 7:54 PM - Eevee: (( /rude/ ))
  355. 7:54 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato giggles, clapping "Its adorable!"
  356. 7:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally moves around in her bunnified armor. The long bunny ears, which reach down to almost her boobs, flop adorably. The tail even twitches slightly, as though alive.
  357. 7:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Smas recommends that the armor look like this, and I'd have to agree. It's pretty qt. Just add more touches and you get the idea http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1477550-bigthumbnail.jpg
  358. 7:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "It's soooo cuuuuute!"
  359. 7:56 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "And the one I have is just a black suit of armor..."
  360. 7:56 PM - Eevee: Eve claps her hands, "Y-you look great! I-I'm glad you like it."
  361. 7:56 PM - Sarah Salem: "What exactly /is/ this?"
  362. 7:57 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Its a cute bunny with boobs, duh!"
  363. 7:57 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "I am... entirely confused."
  364. 7:57 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: El: "I'm forced to agree."
  365. 7:58 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Well, welcome to the future girls!"
  366. 7:58 PM - Eevee: Eve turns to Sarah and stretches out her palm stating proudly, "The Magcial In- uhm... I-I forgot the name..."
  367. 7:58 PM - Eevee: "B-basically it let's n-normal humans f-fight off y-youma."
  368. 7:59 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I think Ayano would be able to figure it out, if she were here... It was something entirely too cheesy." Eri sighs.
  369. 7:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "That sounds like an overwhelmingly terrible idea." Sarah deadpans, still staring at the fluffy suit.
  370. 7:59 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "Allow normal humans to fight alongside Magi? That seems entirely dangerous. Can such a device truly be trusted?"
  371. 8:00 PM - Sarah Salem: nods in agreement. "There is a reason we make contracts, isn't there?"
  372. 8:00 PM - Eevee: Eve turns to Arata, "O-our friends c-created it. S-so I-I trust it."
  373. 8:00 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Pssh, yeah! We've come a long way with technology, we trust it with everything from fighting, to taking care of people in hospitals!"
  374. 8:01 PM - Eevee: "W-we didn't have these b-before. M-maybe n-nobody else has to make contracts."
  375. 8:02 PM - Eevee: Eve looks over to Ally, "B-besides, I'd rather she have this than nothing."
  376. 8:03 PM - Sarah Salem: "How have these been tested? Are they strong enough to face what we do?"
  377. 8:03 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I think Ayano worked that one out... she's magic too, from what I could gather."
  378. 8:04 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "If anything, she probably punched it, or slashed it, or whatever, until it fell apart. That's my guess, anyways."
  379. 8:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Magic shmagic I got a soft as heck bunny armor!"
  380. 8:04 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods, "And I think it's awesome."
  381. 8:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Fuzzyfuzzyfuzzyfuzzyfuzzy" Ally proceeds to rub against Eve in a most feline fashion.
  382. 8:05 PM - Eevee: Eve giggles and gives Ally a hug,"S-soft indeed."
  383. 8:05 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "So many presents! Is that it? Should we go to the dance now?"
  384. 8:05 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Or are you girls hiding /more/ gifts?"
  385. 8:05 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Hey, I think my purrsonality is starting to rub off on her!"
  386. 8:06 PM - Eevee: Eve waves her hand, "S-still got a few more."
  387. 8:06 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Hmmmmm.... Oop! I got it! I'll be right back~"
  388. 8:07 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally zooms off upstairs.
  389. 8:07 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...Why is she going upstairs, isn't this your house Eve?"
  390. 8:08 PM - Eevee: Eve shrugs, "S-she's quite the wild card."
  391. 8:08 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah sighs. "I suppose I'll let the armor go, then. This is still a bad idea."
  392. 8:08 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val speaks up, "I have something for everyone."
  393. 8:08 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val picks up her pack and digs though it to find a container. "Who wants theirs first?"
  394. 8:10 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Uhm... lets go with Sarah; she got you something, after all!"
  395. 8:11 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val digs in the box and pulls out a pair of sunglasses. These sunglasses have a brass frame, and the tint on the glasses reflect the time of day.
  396. 8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um..." Sarah scratches the side of her nose.
  397. 8:12 PM - Sarah Salem: "Sunglasses?"
  398. 8:12 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "This way you can be cool like me and Jake!"
  399. 8:13 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "C'mon Sarah-baby, join me and Val in the rad club."
  400. 8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: stands and retrieves the sunglasses, not putting them on. "Thank you? They're very... interesting."
  401. 8:14 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val knows inside that Sarah is in love with them but just to shy to show it. "Who is next?"
  402. 8:15 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya nervously raises her hand.
  403. 8:15 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val digs a bit more in the box before she pulls out sunglasses that have a purple frame with close ups of kitten faces printed on the inside. The glass has a dark tint and have small cat ears in the corners.
  404. 8:17 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She takes them from Val, and puts them on with a giggle. "How do I look?"
  405. 8:18 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val gives her thumbs up "Very kool." You can hear the emphasis on the 'k' as she says it.
  406. 8:18 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Do they do anything special? Or just look cute?"
  407. 8:19 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "These are all just for looks," She says, shooting finger guns.
  408. 8:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Ah, well thank mew!" Sato steps over to hug Val, licking her cheek.
  409. 8:21 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val's face gets red and she takes a step back.
  410. 8:21 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "W-who's next?"
  411. 8:22 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Me! I know where this is going~."
  412. 8:22 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri waits, expectantly.
  413. 8:25 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val pulls out a pair of glasses that have a rainbow frame with the glass giving off a rainbow reflective tint.
  414. 8:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oh, niiiiice."
  415. 8:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri slides them over her shades that she was already wearing.
  416. 8:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "And somehow they fit over the top of these! Rad."
  417. 8:28 PM - Sarah Salem: "Two pairs?" Sarah retakes her seat next to Eri, hand inside her hoodie pocket.
  418. 8:29 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "The last ones I have are for Eve and Ally."
  419. 8:29 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "/TWO/ pairs?!" Ally calls, as the floor seems to vibrate slightly. Looking to the staircase, you find Ally, surfing down the stairs on a wave of the carpet as it lifts and resettles onto the stairs, with her riding the wave.
  420. 8:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She lands in a slight bend, sliding into the living room, arms splayed to the side for balance. Stacked on her fuzzy armor-clad arms are 5 boxes.
  421. 8:30 PM - Eevee: "W-woah..."
  422. 8:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "This thingy lets me mess with cloth and stuff!"
  423. 8:31 PM - Eevee: "Th-that's incredible!"
  424. 8:31 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "That's how I made these things!" Ally holds up the 5 boxes. "But first, Vally had stuff for me and you?"
  425. 8:33 PM - Eevee: Eve turns back to Val, "O-oh right."
  426. 8:33 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val takes out a pair of glasses with a creme colored frame that had adorable bunies that looked similar to pair Satoya got. Very fat with stubby arms, but very very cute.
  427. 8:34 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: The glass is silvery - https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-YRdCZaPqf6c/UcxfOfiTUsI/AAAAAAAAASo/cv8kOrh3XvY/s640/blogger-image-1590980781.jpg
  428. 8:35 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: ^^those
  429. 8:35 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Kyoooooot."
  430. 8:36 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val smiles, now all that's left is Eve.
  431. 8:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally puts on her new shades, still wearing the bunny MIKU.
  432. 8:37 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "Very fitting" Val says with a smile
  433. 8:38 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "So... what kind did you get Eve?"
  434. 8:39 PM - Eevee: "O-oh y-you didn't have to get me anything."
  435. 8:40 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val pulls out a pair of sunglasses with a green frame with sotra funny looking clover shaped frames around the green reflective glass.
  436. 8:42 PM - Eevee: Eve takes the shades and puts them on, "T-thanks Valentine, th-this is very sweet of you."
  437. 8:43 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Yissss. Now it's my turn!"
  438. 8:43 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Who's first? Nevemind, here Vally, for the sunglasses!"
  439. 8:43 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally hands Val a box.
  440. 8:45 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val opens the box.
  441. 8:45 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Inside the box, you find... A fuzzy white hat, with two long floppy bits on the top that perfectly fit your ears. The hat looks like a bunny face with the same oversized grin she had when opening the ring.
  442. 8:45 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It'll keep your head AND ears warm!
  443. 8:45 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oooh, oooh its a floof hat!"
  444. 8:46 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri leans forward, onto the edge of her seat.
  445. 8:46 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val puts it on the second she opens it.
  446. 8:46 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "I always had to cut holes in my hats before, thank you Ally!"
  447. 8:46 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah shifts around in her seat, a little out of place.
  448. 8:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally shoots Val a fingergun before immediately turning to Sarah, who looks entirely too uncomfortable.
  449. 8:47 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "C'mon, Sarah, cheer up! It's a time to be happy, baby, so get your smile on!" Eri playfully slugs Sarah.
  450. 8:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Yourrr turrrrn!" Ally hands Sarah a box.
  451. 8:48 PM - Eevee: Eve nods,"Y-you're among friends Sarah, t-thank you for coming."
  452. 8:48 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah takes the box with an awkward, slightly exaggerated smile.
  453. 8:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sarah opens the box, to see... A brass-colored, thick and tight-fitting turtleneck sweater, the type that usually has a slot to show off cleavage, but this model is unfortunately lacking in such a feature. A clock is sewn onto the front, which would be slightly distorted by Sarah's tiny boobs if she were to wear it. The hands of the clock are the little cross symbol on Sarah's magical girl outfit, pointing simply at 1 o'clock. It looks quite warm.
  454. 8:50 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (Another apt description)
  455. 8:50 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (Thanks dan.)
  456. 8:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It's my duty B)
  457. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um, thank you. How did you make this?" She tries to hold it up to see the full thing, but fails due to her lack of a second arm, settling for laying it flat across her lap.
  458. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: She taps the clock on the front, indicating where her curiosity is focused.
  459. 8:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally fires another fingergun, this time at Sarah. "Magic! I think." She turns to Satoya, handing her a box as well.
  460. 8:51 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya grabs it, and begins tearing it open eagerly, making excited fox noises
  461. 8:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Satoya finds hidden within... A fuzzy purple collar-like neck warmer, wrapped with jingle bells. It is entirely too soft and jingles with every turn of the head. Just as well, there's a pair of mittens that look like oversized cat paws, pads and all.
  462. 8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah's arm appears next to her nose, scratching it, and her hoodie has swapped with the turtleneck.
  463. 8:52 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She gasps loud enough to wake the dead (or at least Potato, who was napping on her shoulder) and throws them on immediatly.
  464. 8:53 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "OHMYGODITSFLUFFYANDCUTE! AND NOW I'M FLUFFY AND CUTE AAAAAAH!"
  465. 8:53 PM - Eevee: "U-uhm Ally, w-where did you get the cloth to make all these?" Eve glances upstairs with a concerned look on her face.
  466. 8:53 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Shhhshshsh I'll buy you more blankets with my allowence later."
  467. 8:54 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "But since you're so concerned, you're next!" Ally hands Eve a box.
  468. 8:54 PM - Eevee: "R-right..." Eve smiles sweetly as she digs her nails into her arm.
  469. 8:54 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya sneaks up behind Eve, hugging her with her fuzzy new paws. "Who needs blankets when mew have me?"
  470. 8:55 PM - Eevee: "O-oop!" Eve takes the box as she accepts Satoya's hug.
  471. 8:56 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eve finds... A long green scarf with 4-leaf-clover patterns sewn into it. The very ends of the scarf, which dangle down from the neck, has little chibi pictures of Ally and Eve holding hands and smiling, facing forward. On top of that, you find two long green stockings, with darker green clovers making a line up the sides, in much the same fashion Homura's leggings do with the diamonds.
  472. 8:57 PM - Eevee: Eve looks down at the scarf in awe then back at Ally, "T-this is beautiful. T-thank you Ally."
  473. 8:58 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Now we can be scarf buddies!" Eri noogies Eve.
  474. 8:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Foregoing the fingergun, Ally hugs Eve, giving her a short kiss on the lips before pulling away to face Eri.
  475. 8:59 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "You're the last one, Eri! Take it away!" A box is deposited in your arms.
  476. 8:59 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oooh, rad! I wonder what's inside..."
  477. 8:59 PM - Eevee: Eve blushes from the kiss and giggles at Eri, "Y-yes indeed!"
  478. 8:59 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri opens the box.
  479. 8:59 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eri recieves... A set of knitted, fingerless sleeve-like gloves, that reach all the way to the elbow. They're mainly red, but trimmed with black at the edges. Just as well, they have tiny suns sewn into the backs of the hands. Additionally, she gets a long, red scarf, with a large silver cross sewn into the ends.
  480. 9:00 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oooooh, awesome!"
  481. 9:00 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri throws on the gloves and the scarf.
  482. 9:00 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "I am so wearing mine to the dance!"
  483. 9:00 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Now you can wear two scarves AND two pairs of shades!"
  484. 9:01 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods the same way that cool 80 kids do.
  485. 9:01 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Merry christmas everyone!"
  486. 9:01 PM - Eevee: "M-merry Christmas!"
  487. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: (( http://myreactiongifs.com/gifs/thumbsupcomputerkid.gif ))
  488. 9:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "I... still fail to see the significance of the festivities."
  489. El: "Yes, do they have an ultimate point? I can appreciate a friendly atmosphere and exchange of goods, but in the end I see no purpose."
  490. 9:03 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah shrugs one-sidedly. "Merry Christmas."
  491. 9:03 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato plops besides the two girls, frowning. "There isn't a point! Christmas is about loving your furriends and giving them gifts! It's all for fun, cmon, get into the spirit of it!"
  492. 9:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: El: "I see... I would ask for assistance in purchasing goods, but I believe any currency I may possess, what little there is, is several centuries out of date."
  493. 9:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She fumbles in her pockets, withdrawing a handful of gold and silver coins.
  494. 9:04 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...Those... might be worth more than our cash."
  495. 9:04 PM - Eevee: "O-oh my. A-are those real gold?"
  496. 9:05 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She sets a few on a table and lifts one, examining it idly. "Of course. A currency made of false gold would never stand in a market."
  497. 9:05 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato whistles. "Well, I think the Attic would be willing to barter, seems like that type of place."
  498. 9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: "I have the strange feeling that I have done something very, very illegal."
  499. 9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah sits up straight, hand pushing down into her lap and looking distressed.
  500. 9:06 PM - Eevee: Eve turns to Sarah with a concerned look, "A-are you okay Sarah?"
  501. 9:07 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "Yes Time, what is your cause for alarm?"
  502. 9:08 PM - Sarah Salem: nods slowly, still confused. "I don't know. It was just a sudden feeling. I...remember it?" She squints at the floor.
  503. 9:08 PM - Eevee: "U-uhm, m-maybe some water would help?"
  504. 9:10 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya merely sits back and watches, confused.
  505. 9:13 PM - Eevee: "Uhm...th-there's still breakfast cake if anyone w-wants some."
  506. 9:13 PM - Eevee: Eve smiles trying to defuse the mood.
  507. 9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah shakes her head once more, this time in rejection of baconcake. "No thank you."
  508. 9:15 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya, deciding to lighten the mood, attempts pounce huggles Sarah. "Cmon its Christmas, now is nyot the time to be broody, meow it's time to have fun!"
  509. 9:16 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val gets another piece of cake "Do you have any popcorn Eve, I can tell this is gonna be good."
  510. 9:17 PM - Eevee: Eve shakes her head, "A-all my food...dissapeared this morning."
  511. 9:18 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah struggles under her, still bothered by the realization. "I... isn't there something at school tonight? A dance of some kind?"
  512. 9:18 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Yep! Winter-Christmas-New Years dance!"
  513. 9:19 PM - Eevee: "O-oh my. T-that sounds c-crowded."
  514. 9:19 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Ye, but if you go, you gotta be happy, can't be sad and dancing!"
  515. 9:19 PM - Sarah Salem: "I never really intended to dance."
  516. 9:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...Why would you go to something called a /dance/ then?"
  517. 9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: She shrugs. "Anna said she would like me to go."
  518. 9:21 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "If it is alright with you, I believe the two of us would prefer to stay here. That may be /too/ much of a jump into this... odd, modern society."
  519. 9:21 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Elesya nods in agreement.
  520. 9:22 PM - Eevee: Eve sits next to Elesya and Arata and nods, "Y-yes, m-much too exciting for them. Y-you guys go a-and I'll look after these two."
  521. 9:22 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Yeah, a dance would be a bit too chaotic for mew guys, but maybe tonight I can slowly indoctrina- I mean introduce you to modern society!"
  522. 9:22 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "What would that entail, Sato?" Eri asks, arms folded.
  523. 9:23 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: El: "...I do not believe I enjoy the sound of that. Luck, I would much rather you inform us of the ways of this society."
  524. 9:24 PM - Eevee: Eve nods, "I'd be h-happy too!"
  525. 9:24 PM - Sarah Salem: pushes Satoya up and off of her.
  526. 9:24 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oh, yknow, snuggling, movies, the usual stuff"
  527. 9:24 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "She can do that boring stuff /after/ the dance! Eevee you're coming to the dance or my name isn't Allison von Schmidtchersonton Eldwich Coopersonmeyer the 4th Rakles!"
  528. 9:25 PM - Eevee: Eve sighs,"O-okay y-you win... w-wait is that /actually/ y-you're middle name?"
  529. 9:25 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally shrugs. "I dunno."
  530. 9:25 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato frowns at this, her ears drooping. "Aww man, they prefer Eve to me..."
  531. 9:25 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "To be fair Sato, I don't think they want to be indoctrinated..."
  532. 9:25 PM - Eevee: "Y-you can be a little aggressive s-sometimes..."
  533. 9:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "Satoya, I don't think you would do well teaching /anyone/ about the world." Sarah says bluntly.
  534. 9:26 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Her frown is almost a complete :C at this point.
  535. 9:26 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri gives Sato a reassuring pat pat on the head.
  536. 9:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...Also, your hairgame is bannanas, yo."
  537. 9:27 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...Is it bad?"
  538. 9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: appraises the mess of hair, head cocked. "It's...okay."
  539. 9:28 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "A solid 8/10 on the Anime scale."
  540. 9:28 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Isn't it more a mess of illusioned hair? Because Satoya is bald.
  541. 9:28 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (yup :v)
  542. 9:28 PM - Eevee: "T-terrifying...ly nice!"
  543. 9:29 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Kinda weird after this long, your hair still isn't back... it isn't permanent, is it?"
  544. 9:30 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...I have no idea."
  545. 9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "I thought this was her hair." Sarah flips some of it upward with her fingers.
  546. 9:31 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Lets keep track of it. If it isn't back soon, I'll see about making your hair more... realistic?"
  547. 9:31 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She nods, sighing a bit. "Though... I'm pawry about being a bit too 'enthusiastic' with the mew girls... Figured maybe if I got off on the right foot with them, I could make some more furriends!"
  548. 9:32 PM - Eevee: "W-well you could start b-by not talking about them l-like they're not here." Eve nods over to the GILFS.
  549. 9:33 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "H-heh, yeah, that's a bit rude."
  550. 9:33 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: They nod in unison.
  551. El: "It would be preferable if you were not so... overbearing. We have no knowledge of the world today."
  552. 9:34 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...Pawry about that. To be honest, if anyone would be the best to ease you in, it'd purrobably be Eve, she's the closest thing to responsibility you'll find around here."
  553. 9:36 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "That... does not give me much hope for the future, Life."
  554. 9:36 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Hey, I'm responsible! Most of the time."
  555. 9:37 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... When I'm not climbing walls with my swords. Or fighting giant monsters to the death..."
  556. 9:37 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Or falling down large distances..."
  557. 9:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "You are not helping allay my fear."
  558. 9:37 PM - Eevee: "D-don't worry. Y-you can rely on everyone in this room."
  559. 9:37 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Satoya looks at Eve, raising an eyebrow. "I don't think I'd describe myself as responsible Eve, would mew really?"
  560. 9:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Responsible is not the same thing as reliable."
  561. 9:38 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...Would mew call me either?"
  562. 9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "You're reliable when it matters, I suppose." Sarah folds an arm, eyes closed.
  563. 9:38 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...That's pretty wise, Sarah."
  564. 9:38 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri jots down Sarah's words in her notepad.
  565. 9:38 PM - Eevee: Eve nods to Sarah and turns to Satoya, "W-well you did help me with Ally's gift. Even if you d-did charge a ridiculous price."
  566. 9:39 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Hey, what was so ridiculous about my price?"
  567. 9:40 PM - Eevee: (( all my seeds, and a familiar, and I save your brother, and I let you live in my house ))
  568. 9:40 PM - Insane Cat Posse: ((:3))
  569. 9:40 PM - Insane Cat Posse: ((Also, you already had the seeds, and let her live in your house))
  570. 9:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((And cuddles for a year, right?))
  571. 9:40 PM - Insane Cat Posse: ((The cuddles were refused))
  572. 9:40 PM - Eevee: (( Exactly, for free ))
  573. 9:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((I thought that's what Eve was referring to))
  574. 9:41 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Oh, darn. I thought it was a pretty good ultimate price))
  575. 9:41 PM - Eevee: ((And sato repays that favor, by demanding more :v))
  576. 9:41 PM - Eevee: "I-I suppose you have a point. W-which reminds me, w-we had that plan about your brother r-right Sato?"
  577. 9:43 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She nods, smiling lightly.
  578. 9:43 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oh... are we actually going to try and help him?"
  579. 9:43 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri smiles under her ridiculous get-up. "I suppose we should take a visit to him after the dance."
  580. 9:47 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Well, how long does the dance go for?"
  581. 9:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "I think it goes all night! But it's not like you're trapped there or anything, you can just leave whenever you want!"
  582. 9:49 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oh yeah, we should get going; I'm almost getting antsy over here..."
  583. 9:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally checks the time on her phone. "In fact, I think it's just about to start now."
  584. 9:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "We should invite all the girls and make it super fun! I wanna see if Ko can dance~"
  585. 9:50 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Yeah, c'mon, I want to see the whole thing! I'll hand out my presents after the party and the hospital trip, ok?"
  586. 9:50 PM - Eevee: "S-sounds good, l-let's go!" Eve has Mr. Cuddles transform into a long elegant green dress.
  587. 9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah mindpings her sister. *I think we are about to go to the dance, at the school. Were you going to come too?*
  588. 9:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: *Of course. I wouldn't let you go alone, though I don't expect you to be alone anyway~*
  589. 9:50 PM - Sarah Salem: *Um, you may be disappointed then.*
  590. 9:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: *Why? Did something happen? Ooh, Sarah, you screwed something up, didn't you? I knew I should have supervised you...*
  591. 9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: *I did exactly what I meant to do, Anna. Shush.*
  592. 9:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: *You and I are going to have a very long talk about proper social interactions once we get home.*
  593. 9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah pings an annoyed sigh back to Anna, then cuts off the link.
  594. 9:51 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...I'd rather not have to make Tami carry everything herself; she'd get /super/ mad."
  595. 9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "Are we supposed to dress up for this?"
  596. 9:51 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oh... I don't own any clothes besides my stolen track outfit"
  597. 9:52 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods; "Some people get super dressed up, some people just go in whatever. Usually it's like... kinda classy?"
  598. 9:52 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "...Should I just wait at the hospital for mew guys?"
  599. 9:52 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Sato, stand. I've got you covered."
  600. 9:53 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Just give me a concept to work with, we can get this done right..."
  601. 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "Will this sweater work? I like it." Sarah plucks at the fabric, tapping the clock on her chest.
  602. 9:53 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods to Sarah's question.
  603. 9:53 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Wait, wait Eri... I don't have a date, I don't have a dress, I don't even know how to dance! This is like, the opposite of the place I belong!"
  604. 9:54 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Ask Mr Fancy Pants, Val's brother!"
  605. 9:54 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Shshshsh. I've got the middle part covered and... those shoes /might/ just come in handy!"
  606. 9:54 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri gives Sato a devilish smile.
  607. 9:54 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Come on, hurry up, chop chop. Dress idea."
  608. 9:55 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She sighs, standing up, fearing for whatever she has in mind.
  609. 9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "I agree with Satoya, dresses and dancing are not my strong points."
  610. 9:56 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Man if this turns into evfurryone slow dancing while I stand around awkwardly, I'm warning mew, I /will/ set something on fire!"
  611. 9:56 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri illusions Satoya a white dress, with a pair of long matching gloves. The dress sparkles as if it was made of snow.
  612. 9:57 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She lets out a long 'oooh', twirling around not to show off the dress, but chasing the sparkels, like a distracted puppy.
  613. 9:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Arata sighs, mumblng quietly to herself, "This is the group destined to be the chosen ones...?"
  614. 9:58 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri shoots an annoyed cough.
  615. 9:59 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Well, Excuuuuuuse me Princess, but even the chosen ones have some downtime."
  616. 10:00 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "If we spent all of our time worrying about the ends of the universe or something, we'd have a hard time being, well, people."
  617. 10:00 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "...a fair point, but you are merely not what I was expecting, is all."
  618. 10:01 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri sighs, "I know, we're not the most impressive bunch. But somehow, we're the most competent, when it matters."
  619. 10:02 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... Something something will power."
  620. 10:02 PM - Eevee: Eve pats Eri on the shoulder, "L-let's all get along! T-to be fair they have been locked away for quite a w-while. I'd be g-grumpy if a bunch of dorks showed up to save us too."
  621. 10:02 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Cmon, meow is not the time to argue about this, the dance is about to start, right?"
  622. 10:02 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...Ouch, Eve."
  623. 10:03 PM - Sarah Salem: "Dorks?" Sarah raises an eyebrow.
  624. 10:03 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: El: "What is a 'dork'?"
  625. 10:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ar: "Is that how Magi are referred to in this modern era?"
  626. 10:04 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I think explaining would put salt on the wound..."
  627. 10:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "No no no"
  628. 10:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "The word mew are thinking of"
  629. 10:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Is 'lesbian.'"
  630. 10:04 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Satoya no."
  631. 10:04 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Oh cmon, that one's funny"
  632. 10:05 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Arata says the word slowly, trying it out. "Les...be...ian?"
  633. 10:05 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "It's entirely too true though... ugh."
  634. 10:05 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato nods at Arata, supressing a giggle
  635. 10:05 PM - Eevee: Eve shakes her head and turns to Arata, "Lesbians are two girls w-who like each other."
  636. 10:06 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah sighs, covering her face.
  637. 10:06 PM - Eevee: Eve sighs,"T-the point is we're all th-the good guys. S-so let's not fight."
  638. 10:06 PM - Sarah Salem: "Satoya, that is almost as bad as telling someone they can 'catch the gay'."
  639. 10:07 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Hey, that one is only revenge for insulting our capabilities as 'the chosen ones'!"
  640. 10:09 PM - Sarah Salem: rolls her eyes. "We're not 'chosen ones'. We are just the most capable for the tasks given to us."
  641. 10:09 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: El: "I would not be so sure were I in your position, Time..."
  642. 10:09 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri sighs in unison, "Look, I'm gonna head over to the dance before I die of embarrassment."
  643. 10:11 PM - Eevee: "W-what ar we even chosen to do? J-just to put Entropy to sleep, r-right?"
  644. 10:11 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Arata shakes her head. "In any event, perhaps it is best that you attend this dance now. There are... many things, that we have questions about, but it will have to wait, it would seem."
  645. 10:11 PM - Sarah Salem: sighs again. "We should be on our way, then."
  646. 10:12 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "Alright lets go, lets go!"
  647. 10:12 PM - Eevee: "A-alrighty. L-lead the way."
  648. 10:12 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods in agreement, "Now... what to wear..."
  649. 10:12 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri shrugs, "Guess I'll decide when I get there."
  650. 10:12 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Eevee, can I wear thiiiis?"
  651. 10:13 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally shakes her cloth bunny tail.
  652. 10:14 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: Val jumps up and down "Please Eve, let her wear it! PWEASE"
  653. 10:14 PM - Eevee: "O-of course!"
  654. 10:13 PM - Eevee: "J-just don't p-punch anyone."
  655. 10:14 PM - Eevee: "Y-you might kill them."
  656. 10:14 PM - Eevee: Eve thinks for a moment, "O-or maybe you shouldn't wear it at all..."
  657. 10:14 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Too late you already said yes now let's go!"
  658. 10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah stands and brushes the wrinkles out of her clothes, then runs her fingers through her hair, brushing it out of her eyes, and heads to the door.
  659. 10:15 PM - Sarah Salem: "Eri could just change her normal clothes to resemble the suit."
  660. 10:15 PM - Eevee: "B-but...oh okay." Eve smiles and allows herself to be lead by the now dangerously armed Ally.
  661. 10:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "It's ok Eve, I don't think they're powered with actual magic. It's just, defense I think."
  662. 10:16 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...Last I checked..."
  663. 10:16 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally is already out the door. You all follow suit, saying a farewell to the GILFs.
  664. 10:17 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It is once again snowing, apparently. You look up, wondering how and why the city's designers thought that was a necessary feature. The snow, for all intents and purposes, acts, feels and even /looks/ like real snow.
  665. 10:18 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah breathes out, watching, once again, in fascination as her breath swirls in front of her.
  666. 10:19 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato giggles as she pelts Sarah in the back of the head with a snowball.
  667. 10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah flinches with the impact, and rubs the snow out of her hair, turning around slowly to look at Satoya.
  668. 10:19 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "It really is silly... It's kind of a waste of water, to do this..." Eri holds out her hand, and catches one.
  669. 10:20 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It lands on Eri's gloveless fingers, melting the beautiful and unique creation in a flash.
  670. 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "Really?"
  671. 10:20 PM - Insane Cat Posse: She giggles, nodding. "What, its just a snowball!"
  672. 10:20 PM - Sarah Salem: She twitches, and three or four snowballs return fire on Satoya.
  673. 10:21 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally sniffs the air. "Do I smell a /snowball fight/?"
  674. 10:21 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "...I guess I do. I got a good nose. It's like, psychic."
  675. 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah wipes her hands clean, a hint of a smile on her face. "I enjoy the snow. It's a nice change."
  676. 10:21 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "I think it's beautiful, what's a winter without snow?"
  677. 10:21 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri thinks it over for a moment, "You know, I guess you're right Val."
  678. 10:22 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "It's nice when you don't have to sleep in it!"
  679. 10:23 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Well, it's a good thing you've got a place to stay." Eri noogies the cat/snow-queen.
  680. 10:24 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato purrs, nuzzling into Eri's fist.
  681. 10:25 PM - Eevee: Eve has Mr. Cuddles revert back to a warm snowsuit, "I-I hate the cold, b-but the snow is pretty."
  682. 10:25 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... Still weird how you're like a cat. Were you born that way, or did it just come about as a side effect?"
  683. 10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "I suppose you're still a cat over everything else." Sarah comments, walking to the side of the group.
  684. 10:26 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato shrugs, continuing to purr. "It happened when I became a magical girl!"
  685. 10:26 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: On your way to school, you happen to bump into Anna, on her way there herself.
  686. 10:26 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Sarah! What have I told you about going out in just your sweater, especially in this weather?" Anna hurries over, wrapping half of her scarf around Sarah's neck.
  687. 10:27 PM - Sarah Salem: allows Anna to wrap the scarf around her, unfazed.
  688. 10:27 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Although, that's a new sweater... Where did you get it?"
  689. 10:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "This sweater is warmer. Ally made it, as a gift."
  690. 10:28 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "It's made of blankets for super extra coziness!"
  691. 10:28 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "I... see... well, thank you, Ally. That was very nice."
  692. 10:28 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally beams a smile warm enough to melt the snow around her.
  693. 10:29 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Looking now, you see that Anna is wearing a fairly nice, but nothing extravagant or over the top, white and blue dress, with a long fuzzy coat over that reaching down to her legs. And a scarf.
  694. 10:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The dress does not reveal any cleavage, so as to cover her chesthole. A most unfortunate occurance indeed.
  695. 10:30 PM - Eevee: Eve nods,"Y-you wouldn't want to catch a cold Sara-" Eve is interrupted by her own nose, producing quite a large sneeze.
  696. 10:30 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri laughs to herself.
  697. 10:31 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: A rogue thought shooting through her head.
  698. 10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: "I should be fine, even without the scarf." Sarah adjusts it with her hand, uncovering her mouth.
  699. 10:32 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... Hey Eve. You know what would be the dorkiest thing ever?"
  700. 10:32 PM - Eevee: "N-no, w-what?"
  701. 10:33 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "If we combined all of our scarves, and became a scarf train."
  702. 10:33 PM - Insane Cat Posse: "If one person trips, that'll be really bad for our necks"
  703. 10:33 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna rubs her neck. "I already experienced that firsthand in that magic shop..."
  704. 10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "Connected scarves and falling down are not a good mix."
  705. 10:33 PM - Eevee: "T-that does sound dangerous...though c-cute."
  706. 10:34 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I'd be more worried about our reputations..."
  707. 10:34 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Do we have enough scarves? We need more scarves. Actually with this fuzzy suit I can just combine all the scarves into one SUPER scarf!"
  708. 10:34 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oh no...! I like this one how it is."
  709. 10:35 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri clings onto hers.
  710. 10:35 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato nods, gently stroking her soft collar.
  711. 10:35 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally rubs her hands together. "Note to self, buy more blankets and make super extra long scarf."
  712. 10:36 PM - Eevee: Eve raises her hand in protest, "R-replace mine first!"
  713. 10:36 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "I can always just turn your curtains into blankets!"
  714. 10:37 PM - Val magics yo brain (????)?*:·??: "Then turn the blankets into more scarves!"
  715. 10:37 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "..."
  716. 10:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally claps her hands. "Yes, brilliant! Good thinking, Vally Wally."
  717. 10:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: At last, you arrive at the school, shaking the snow off you and making your way to the gym, where the dance is being held.
  718. 10:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The gym itself is slowly filling up with girls and boys. Some faces you recognize, some you don't know, some people you've given a few passing glances to, and a few instructors chaperoning the place stand dancing or scattered about. There are tables with refreshments and a large set of speakers playing some casual instrumental music.
  719. 10:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The decor itself is quite sparkley. Lots of tinsel and snowflakes and lights, even a large christmas tree in the center, all done up for the holiday.
  720. 10:37 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah looks up and around at the decorations in the gym, a little overwhelmed. "The last time I was here, the ceiling was mostly composed of a giant eyeball."
  721. 10:38 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna slowly removes the scarf and her coat, leaving it at some nice coat baggage check place or something.
  722. 10:38 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Giant... eyeball?"
  723. 10:38 PM - Eevee: Eve nods,"T-that wasn't fun."
  724. 10:39 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Was that when you got Gekko, Sarah?"
  725. 10:40 PM - Sarah Salem: "Yes, actually." Sarah nods, thinking back.
  726. 10:40 PM - Sarah Salem: "He just dropped into my arms. I think I may have considered stomping him."
  727. 10:40 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato takes off her mittens, and hides them among her cleavage, as she keeps the collar on. "Right then, what furst?"
  728. 10:40 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I should find Tami; knowing her, she'd probably get mad if I took too long..."
  729. 10:41 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri stands around, taking in the atmosphere, "You know, this is the first time I've gone to one of these."
  730. 10:42 PM - Eevee: Eve nods shaking, "M-me t-too."
  731. 10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "Heresy..." Sarah mumbles.
  732. 10:42 PM - Eevee: She holds Ally's hand tightly and sticks to her like glue.
  733. 10:42 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "It's more lively than I expected... ugh, I feel like I should have figured out what to wear..."
  734. 10:42 PM - Insane Cat Posse: Sato looks around, raising her arms and letting out a cheer. "Alright, since I don't have a date, I'mma go party, see mew guys later!" With that she (quite literally) jumps into the biggest group, immersing herself in people who aren't nerds for once
  735. 10:44 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You hear a call from a certain ex-coffee shop employee. "Erriiiii!"
  736. 10:44 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami waves, hussling over.
  737. 10:45 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "H-hey! I was wondering where you were." Eri turns to face her.
  738. 10:45 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: In a very flowing green dress, covered in what seems to be hundreds upon hundreds of flowers, a girl stumbles, tripping over a heel and dropping a cup of 'punch' atop Valentine's head, cursing to herself. "...Goddamnit I should have just worn cleats."
  739. 10:46 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Ooh, new girl! Hi new girl!"
  740. 10:47 PM - Eevee: "O-oh my...a-are you okay?"
  741. 10:47 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri turns to face the unfolding situation; clothing appraisal'll have to wait.
  742. 10:47 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: Grumbling, she stands up, smiling at Ally and Eve. "Yeah just... Heels aren't my thing, at all."
  743. 10:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "That's why I'm in a fuzzy bunny outfit!"
  744. 10:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: A floating yellow octopus casually appears from behind the girl's head and lands on Valentine's, seeming to suck the "punch" straight off her head.
  745. 10:47 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Uhm... Val?"
  746. 10:48 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "There's a thing on your head."
  747. 10:48 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "My beautiful HAIR!"
  748. 10:48 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...That 'thing' has a name y'know, Ringo, here!" She calls out to the octopus.
  749. 10:48 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Jake, never having given a single fuck in his life, hops on top of the octopus. Neither creature is phased.
  750. 10:48 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah shrugs, stamping her sneaker-clad feet on the dancefloor.
  751. 10:49 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val runs around a bit "Get them off!! GET them OFF!!"
  752. 10:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The octopus floats back to the girl after shaking Jake off, back onto Val's head.
  753. 10:49 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri shushes Val, "Hey, it's off, don't worry."
  754. 10:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Jake proceeds to nibble Val's hair.
  755. 10:49 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val feels the familiar fuzzy bunny on her head and sighs in relief.
  756. 10:49 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: Letting out a relieved sigh, she grabs the octopus, kissing its head and looking up at the group. "So... All girls here huh? Waiting for your dates or something?"
  757. 10:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally grabs Eve. "Eevee here /is/ my date, silly."
  758. 10:50 PM - Eevee: Eve points to Ringo "U-uhm... I-I don't think floating octopuses a-are normal."
  759. 10:50 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "He's an endangered species"
  760. 10:50 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "A landopus."
  761. 10:50 PM - Eevee: "..."
  762. 10:51 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Don't make fun of him for it, he takes offense to that!" As if to calm him, she began to gently pet his head
  763. 10:51 PM - Eevee: "Y-you clearly m-made that up."
  764. 10:51 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods, "... Sounds real." She gives Eve a wink.
  765. 10:51 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val looks at it closer "It's a cute little guy" She reaches out to pet it "I'm sorry I overreacted, little cutie."
  766. 10:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The poor octopus /seems/ distressed, while simultaneously trying not to laugh.
  767. 10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: nudges Anna and whispers, "Are those real animals?"
  768. 10:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna whispers back a short and curt, "No."
  769. 10:52 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: The girl is clearly trying to look normal, while holding a floating octopus, and having a trail of flowers grow behind her.
  770. 10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((On regular floor?))
  771. 10:52 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Yep, they grow through any flooring :v))
  772. 10:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami joins the whisperparty, leaning in to Eri, "You just can't stop drawing other magical girls to this group, can you?"
  773. 10:52 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri whispers back to Tami, "I didn't invite her..."
  774. 10:52 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami return whispers, "...do you think that thing would make good takoyaki?"
  775. 10:52 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...Ssh."
  776. 10:53 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Right then... The reason I'm stumbling around here is that I'm looking for my date. You seen him? Big, dumb, tall, probably smoking, even though this is inside of a highschool?"
  777. 10:53 PM - Eevee: "S-smoking is less weird than having a tr-trail of flowers behind you surely?"
  778. 10:54 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: She looks down at the flowers, than back to Eve "It's swamp gas."
  779. 10:54 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri noogies Eve, "Hey, don't worry about it Eve. We're just normal, average, everyday highschool students, who have nothing strange about them."
  780. 10:55 PM - Eevee: Eve rubs her head, "W-we certainly d-don't look like it."
  781. 10:55 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri whispers to Eve, "Come on, it's kind of rude to point these things out, people want to feel normal."
  782. 10:55 PM - Eevee: "B-but, w-what if the l-large amount of a-actually normal people n-notice?"
  783. 10:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You hear a big, masculine voice call out, "If you're trailing swamp gas behind you, I don't wanna know where it's coming from, yeah?"
  784. 10:55 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: She lets out a sigh as she doesn't even turn to face the source. "Garrod if that is you I am /so/ going to tackle you, heels be damned!"
  785. 10:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Here approaches the aformentioned big dumb guy who is indeed smoking.
  786. 10:56 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Lotta girls here, yeah? You know all them?"
  787. 10:57 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "No I uh... Kinda literally stumbled into them."
  788. 10:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Hi! I'm Ally and this is my girlfriend Eve, or Eevee for short!"
  789. 10:58 PM - Eevee: Eve waves at her introduction.
  790. 10:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "B-but, Eevee is longer than..."
  791. 10:58 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "And I'm Eri; I guess he's your date?" She points to the football jock.
  792. 10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: shifts uncomfortably, crossing her arm over where the hole in her chest resides.
  793. 10:59 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Yeah, Garrod is kinda stuck to me like some big jock-y tumor."
  794. 11:00 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Rude, yeah? That ain't cool, yeah?"
  795. 11:00 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Only one with a tumor 'round here is you, yeah? With like, a brain tumor. Cuz, like, you're not smart, yeah?"
  796. 11:00 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...Says the one who's been a quarterback his entire life, and knows only one play"
  797. 11:01 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri whispers to Tami, "Are they... actually a couple?"
  798. 11:01 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami whispers to Eri, "It would seem so."
  799. 11:01 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna whispers to Sarah, "I don't mean to be rude, but I don't believe he's very intelligent..."
  800. 11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: "That was a little bit obvious." Sarah whispers back.
  801. 11:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "S-so, Tami, where are Suzu and Ko?"
  802. 11:02 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko chuckles, elbowing Garrod in the stomach "Hey Slab Bulkhead, bet they're whispering about you."
  803. 11:02 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Yeah, no, gotta be you, yeah? Totally you."
  804. 11:02 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "I'm sorry, I look normal, you're like 6 foot Texas and smoking in the middle of the dance."
  805. 11:03 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri subtly puts out his cigarette by removing the energy that's causing it to burn.
  806. 11:03 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Change that, you are now just 6 foot Texas. Guess that giant nose of yours sucked all the oxygen out of the room"
  807. 11:04 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Yeah? Or like, maybe I'm just so cool, it couldn't stand the heat of me, yeah."
  808. 11:04 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "You certainly aren't hot enough to keep it lit"
  809. 11:06 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "You think you're soooo cool but you don't even have sunglassses like ours!"
  810. 11:07 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Garrod adjusts his own shades, entirely nonplussed.
  811. 11:07 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Did anyone even know he was wearing sunglasses))
  812. 11:08 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: They were so cool you couldn't stand to look at them and your mind wiped all memory of them.
  813. 11:08 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: Again elbowing Garrod, she lets out a sigh. "Look, we're arguing in front of these guys, and they're probably confused, maybe we should introduce ourselves?
  814. 11:09 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "I'm Yumiko, and I'm better than him"
  815. 11:09 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Yeah, like, I'm Garrod, yeah?"
  816. 11:09 PM - Eevee: "N-nice to meet you."
  817. 11:10 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods, "It's nice to meet ya; try and keep it on the down low, ya dig?"
  818. 11:10 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "...anyway, I think Suzu was dragging Ko around, trying to find the Senpai Club."
  819. 11:10 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... I can be a Senpai one day..."
  820. 11:10 PM - Eevee: Eve nods, "Y-you can do it Eri!"
  821. 11:10 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "You will never be their senpai, Eri."
  822. 11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "Sen-pie club?" Sarah pronounces slowly, unfamiliar with the word.
  823. 11:11 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "It's like, your superiors Sarah."
  824. 11:11 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Yes Sarah, the senpai club. A club of upperclassman."
  825. 11:12 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh. There is a club for that?"
  826. 11:12 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "For extraordinary senpais, yes. Not just any senpai can join the Senpai Club."
  827. 11:12 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "You need to be... something else. Something else entirely."
  828. 11:13 PM - Sarah Salem: "That sounds suspicious. And confusing."
  829. 11:13 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I can be something else... I have what it takes!" Eri proclaims, ready to one day become a senpai.
  830. 11:14 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Well then... if you think you have what it takes, let's test that out on the dance floor. Anyone else want to join us?"
  831. 11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah shakes her head emphatically. "I will pass."
  832. 11:14 PM - Eevee: "I-I think I'll stay here." Eve says nervously in response.
  833. 11:14 PM - Sarah Salem: nods, still covering herself.
  834. 11:14 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Oh, uhm... you should let me get changed..." Eri sheepishly replies to Tami's request.
  835. 11:14 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "If you didn't notice, I'm like, entirely too radicool for this scene right now."
  836. 11:14 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "...yeah, I was gonna question it, but it was you, so I didn't bother."
  837. 11:14 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... Those words were like daggers... not rad."
  838. 11:14 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Eri what is /with/ that awful lingo?"
  839. 11:14 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Stop."
  840. 11:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri leaves quickly, to avoid being 80s for any longer.
  841. 11:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri returns 30 seconds later; that's all it took for her to swap into a downplayed tuxedo.
  842. 11:15 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "A... tux?"
  843. 11:15 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Look at that, you're dressed better than my date, in thirty seconds of effort."
  844. 11:15 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Wait a minute"
  845. 11:15 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Where the hell did you find a tux, and get dressed in half a minute?"
  846. 11:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "U-uhm... ninja skills?"
  847. 11:15 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...Considering how weird this school is, I wouldn't doubt it"
  848. 11:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "A-Also... I figured I'd wear a tuxedo, since you have a dress, Tami..."
  849. 11:15 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Uhm, I never really did get to have a good look at your outfit. 80s vision took over my body."
  850. 11:15 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Eri, I'm sorry but... are you just /trying/ to look like a guy?"
  851. 11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah nods. "You look a lot like a boy."
  852. 11:16 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna nudges Sarah fairly hard. "Don't just say it outright!"
  853. 11:17 PM - Sarah Salem: rubs her side, looking at Anna. "Ow. It's true."
  854. 11:17 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... Uhm..." Eri looks genuinely embarrassed.
  855. 11:17 PM - Eevee: Eve pats Eri on the back, "I-I think y-you look very nice!"
  856. 11:18 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri quietly shuffles away to get punch and save herself from further embarrassment.
  857.  
  858.  
  859.  
  860. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Eri~~
  861.  
  862. 11:25 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri sighs, having put some distance between her and the group at large. "G-geez... that was embarrassing..."
  863. 11:26 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: She looks around the ballroom, standing around at the punch bowl. "Maybe I shouldn't have..."
  864. 11:26 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Off to a good start for the night I see..."
  865. 11:26 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Don't let them ruin the whole night, Eri. It's /Christmas/."
  866. 11:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "H-hey, you don't have much room to talk, you commented on it too..."
  867. 11:27 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: She turns away, embarrassed.
  868. 11:28 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "It wasn't really that big a deal..."
  869. 11:28 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: She talks, still facing away, "I picked a tux because... that's what couples do, right? Normal, average couples..."
  870. 11:29 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "... Does it really look that bad on me?"
  871. 11:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Of course not, Eri. It looks very nice. I might even go so far as to call it dapper." Tami gives you a genuine smile.
  872. 11:32 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri sighs, letting go of her pent up frustration. "I-I suppose... I can't really stay mad at you, but... I guess my feelings got hurt." Eri tacks on, "And the lingo was because of these crazy glasses I was wearing, under the rainbow ones that Val got me."
  873. 11:32 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "Hurt...?"
  874. 11:33 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "It was a harmless joke, Eri. Geez, do you need to get so caught up on little things? How many times do you have to comment on my ahoges in the morning?"
  875. 11:34 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I suppose... though the difference is a bad hair day, and the other is being completely confused for the opposite gender."
  876. 11:34 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "It's just... uncommon, for a girl to wear a tux. You've got a fair enough... er, pair... that nobody will get confused, anyway." Tami turns away, blushing.
  877. 11:35 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri gives a short laugh, "...I bet this is what it feels like to be Suzu."
  878. 11:36 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami laughs as well. "Now if /she/ were in that suit, there's no doubt a few striaght girls might step up and ask her for a dance."
  879. 11:37 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri turns to face Tami, finally. She assesses what she's wearing (if only to actually know what it is that she has :v Kinda got cut off with the introduction of a new fellow).
  880. 11:38 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami is wearing a long, flowing dress which trails out well behind her. It's eerily similar to Satoya's illusory dress, come to think of it. Perhaps you saw this in Tami's closet at one point and got the idea for Sato's dress from that.
  881. 11:40 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri laughs to herself, "I think I snuck into your closet too many times..." She turns to face the floor, "But yeah, uhm... you look great."
  882. 11:41 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami smiles. "So do you. Like my beautiful prince~" she gives you a short kiss.
  883. 11:42 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri lights up to be about as red as the punch bowl. "Y-yeah..." She shuffles awkwardly for a moment, "So uhm... want to dance? Everyone else seems to be kinda... offput by it I guess."
  884. 11:42 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "S-sure... Let's show them how real couples work."
  885. 11:44 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Y-yeah... It can't be that hard... definitely not as hard as dodging under a monster, right?" Eri laughs sheepishly, realizing that she's not much good at actual footwork.
  886. 11:45 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "Guess there's only one way to find out..."
  887.  
  888. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Eri~~
  889.  
  890.  
  891.  
  892. 11:18 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Y'know, ever since I switched here, the weirdest shit has been happening."
  893. 11:18 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "You're telling /me/..." Tami says before leaving to join Eri.
  894. 11:18 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna nods, agreeing with Tami's sentiments.
  895. 11:19 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "I lost a few months of memory, broke a world record, and I swear I've seen somethings that can't be logically explained at all."
  896. 11:19 PM - Eevee: "Logically? Y-you have a floating octopus."
  897. 11:19 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Again, you are hurting Ringo's feelings!"
  898. 11:19 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "He isn't illogical, he is the best lil' drummer I've ever met!"
  899. 11:19 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Like yeah man, the lil' dude can drum, yeah."
  900. 11:19 PM - Eevee: Eve turns to Garrod perplexed, "W-why are you okay with the fact that she has a floating, drumming, octopus?"
  901. 11:19 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Because it's not weird?"
  902. 11:19 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Cuz like, he's totally chill, and an endangered species."
  903. 11:19 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Yeah? Yeah."
  904. 11:19 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Man, you guys are the weird ones, dating girls and having ninja skills and stuff"
  905. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "I thought dating girls was normal."
  906. 11:20 PM - Eevee: "H-hey! B-being gay is hardly weird in this d-day and age. L-leaving a trail of flowers? D-definately weird."
  907. 11:21 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...Wait a minute, a cluster of girls /this/ gay can mean only one thing."
  908. 11:21 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "God damnit please tell me that you are all completely normal, right? Nothing, say... Mystic, going on here?"
  909. 11:22 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Whoooa, are you all Sailor Moons?"
  910. 11:22 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Oh god no, not in front of him please" She let out the loudest of sighs as she put her hand to his face
  911. 11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah wets her lips, a forked, blue-ish tongue darting out. "We are very normal."
  912. 11:23 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna cups a hand over Sarah's mouth to prevent more tonguing as she says, "Yes, very normal, we're all very normal."
  913. 11:23 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Let's continue this trend of mutual normalism by being normal."
  914. 11:23 PM - Eevee: Eve nods "T-the normalest!"
  915. 11:24 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...One female friend who isn't magical? Is that too much to ask for?" She says to no one in particular.
  916. 11:24 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "As normal as a magical suit of bunny armor!" Ally chants, sounding entirely like she thinks it's normal.
  917. 11:24 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah pokes at Anna's hand, brows furrowing, and muffles out, "Move. I will bite."
  918. 11:24 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna removes her hand, "If you bite me you're grounded."
  919. 11:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "We have been over this. You couldn't ground me if you tried."
  920. 11:25 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Christmas or not you will be confined to your room and I will nail the doors and windows shut."
  921. 11:25 PM - Eevee: "I-isn't that excessive?"
  922. 11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "I will get out. Eventually."
  923. 11:26 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "I will also confiscate all of your little trinkets and Gekko."
  924. 11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah taps the clock on her chest meaningfully.
  925. 11:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "I keep those where no one can get to them. And you would /not/ touch Gekko."
  926. 11:27 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "After that bit where you told him not to cry, I think he's taking a liking to me."
  927. 11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "Anna, you're the one who hates /him/."
  928. 11:27 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "I don't /hate/ him! I just think he's... unsettling. But either way if it means grounding you then I will keep him away from you."
  929. 11:27 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Great, I attempt to have a normal, non-magical night, and I literally stumble into a pod of you guys."
  930. 11:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "We already said we were normal." Sarah shoots off.
  931. 11:27 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "You're talking of grounding someone by nailing the doors and windows shut"
  932. 11:28 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "That isn't very chill."
  933. 11:29 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Stooooop fiiiiighting! It's christmas! Be happy!"
  934. 11:30 PM - Eevee: Eve nods,"Ally's right, i-it's a party. Let's h-have fun."
  935. 11:30 PM - Sarah Salem: sighs, crossing her single arm once more. "Fine. But I refuse to be grounded."
  936. 11:30 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Here, snuggle Peppy. He'll make you feel better." Ally pulls a rabbit out of her bag and shoves it into Sarah's arm.
  937. 11:30 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...Why does she have a rabbit in her bag? Can the poor thing breathe?"
  938. 11:31 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah reluctantly accepts the rabbit, holding it in her palm. "How do you 'snuggle'?"
  939. 11:31 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Like this, silly." Ally directs Sarah's bunny-holding arm to her face and rubs the floof against the chubby cheeks of rage.
  940. 11:31 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Also, if it's rude I'll drop it, but uh... I've seen you around in the halls before, and I distinctly remember you having two arms."
  941. 11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "That must have been a long while ago." Sarah says, closing the eye on the side of the rubs and grimacing.
  942. 11:34 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Well still, it's a distinct lack of arm... Besides, everyone talks about you. The crazy American who flipped a bookshelf off of a cat, right?"
  943. 11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "That would be me, I suppose."
  944. 11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "I wasn't aware I had a reputation."
  945. 11:37 PM - Eevee: "A-anyways, y-you guys should go dance, r-right?"
  946. 11:37 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Enough funny bunny business! Let's dance!"
  947. 11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: hands Ally her bunny back, pushing it away from her face.
  948. 11:37 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Right right... Even though I can't dance" She says as she drags Garrod into this.
  949. 11:38 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val sneaks off to the bathroom
  950. 11:38 PM - Eevee: "I-I think I'll stay here a-and guard the punch bowl."
  951. 11:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "I can help with that." Sarah looks around the room awkwardly.
  952. 11:40 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Really, none of you people dance?"
  953. 11:40 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "I have a friend who is a runner, but I'm not sure how well that translates into dancing..."
  954. 11:41 PM - Eevee: "Y-you're v-very judgmental for a stranger."
  955. 11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: "I have never danced. I don't intend to start, either." Sarah brushes a few stray hairs out of her eyes.
  956. 11:43 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Not judgemental, but cmon, it's a dance, it's kinda in the name. Hell, I hate it, I'm a football player, not a ballerina! ...But I'm gonna do it while I'm here."
  957. 11:43 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Val exits the bathroom with a... rather tall, gangly gent.
  958. 11:43 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: He seems to rattle and squish with each step.
  959. 11:44 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: His face seems... rather sunken, and hollow. In fact, his eyes are all but not there, and they're oddly shaped, like... the ends of sausages, as opposed to real eyes.
  960. 11:45 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Everyone meet Sk-S-S... Sully, my dance partner"
  961. 11:45 PM - Eevee: "I-is that..."
  962. 11:45 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "*Rattlesquish*"
  963. 11:46 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "..."
  964. 11:46 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri returns, punch and Tami in hand.
  965. 11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: sighs, very heavily. "You really must be kidding me."
  966. 11:46 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Heya, what'd I... uhm."
  967. 11:46 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko moves a hand over her mouth, resisting the urge to vomit.
  968. 11:47 PM - Eevee: "W-we really are normal, I-I promise."
  969. 11:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "Sully" waves at Eri and Tami's approach. A sausage falls out of his suit's arm cuff.
  970. 11:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Yes... normal."
  971. 11:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "/We/ are, at least." Sarah gestures to the group of her sister, Eve, and Ally.
  972. 11:47 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Garrod looks at Sully. "Whoa dude, you're not lookin' so hot, yeah? You sure you should be at the dance, yeah?"
  973. 11:48 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "T-This is why I want more non-magical friends. They don't do shit like that!"
  974. 11:48 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Here, I'll help you out..." Eri leads "Sully" away. She returns a minute later with a slightly less dead looking dance partner.
  975. 11:48 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "*squishhh rattlerattle*"
  976. 11:49 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sully returns, looking entirely less dead. He still can't speak properly, however. "*squishrattle?*"
  977. 11:49 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri looks over the rest of her teammates, wondering who spilled the beans.
  978. 11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: shakes her head helplessly at Eri.
  979. 11:49 PM - Eevee: "W-we aren't magical! I-I have n-no idea where you got that impression."
  980. 11:50 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "I have waited around long enough for these silly billies. Eevee, come!" Ally drags Eve onto the dance floor. Roll Finesse to dance!
  981. 11:50 PM - Eevee: Eve eeps as she's dragged away.
  982. 11:50 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko and Garrod will join them c:
  983. 11:50 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val follows will Skully, hoping he knows how to dance.
  984. 11:50 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Guess we're on." Eri heads onto the dancefloor too.
  985. 11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah hangs back by the punch, content to watch.
  986. 11:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "Are you sure you wouldn't like to dance, Sarah?"
  987. 11:51 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "You don't need to hang around back all the time..."
  988. 11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: nods. "I'm sure. I would feel strange, trying to dance."
  989. 11:52 PM - Eevee: 13
  990. 11:52 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 11.
  991. 11:54 PM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: I'll add one luck to make 14
  992. 11:54 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: 10
  993. 11:55 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: I wont luck, since I only have one :v
  994. 11:55 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Despite stumbling around like a moron from her perspective, a little... outside help, makes Yumiko and Garrod appear not as a huge fuckup.
  995. 11:56 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eri and Tami meanwhile seem moderately less competent, as Eve and Ally dance a fair bit.
  996. 11:57 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It is Val and Sully, however, who are the best of the bunch. They do a groovy and high-paced tango, though some people after the fact might be wondering where in the hell a hotdog came from that it ended up in their cup of punch...
  997. 11:57 PM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "We need to one up them..." Eri says, trying to not trip on her own two feet.
  998. 11:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "But /who/? Maybe 'Sully'."
  999. 11:58 PM - Forgot About Yumiko: "God damn I hate these shoes, gonna brake an ankle!" She say as she wobbles about
  1000. 11:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Hey, I didn't know we could dance, yeah!"
  1001. 11:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...We'll have to get classes, you move like a a dead cat on the dancefloor!" She says, as a unundead cat is dancing much better in the background.
  1002. 11:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Weeeeeeee!"
  1003. 11:58 PM - Eevee: "Y-you're really good Ally." Eve twirls Ally in a circle.
  1004. 11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah eyes the punch, debating whether or not the side-effects of having a drink are worth it.
  1005. 11:58 PM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna fetches a cup of punch for Sarah and herself. "It's a highschool dance, Sarah. The drinks are non-alcoholic."
  1006. 11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'll still vomit," she points out.
  1007. 12:00 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "...oh. Right. That's a problem."
  1008. 12:02 AM - Sarah Salem: "I don't need it, I suppose. We can just stay here."
  1009. 12:02 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "You know... I've been speaking with Michiyo from PASS. I think I may have a... reasonable substitute, of you're willing to try it. It'd be one of my sort of potions."
  1010. 12:02 AM - Sarah Salem: "A substitute potion?" Sarah raises her eyebrows at the display, impressed. "...Is it /possible/ to move like that?"
  1011. 12:02 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna stops anything else she was going to say to watch the spectacle about to unfold.
  1012. 12:02 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The song fades out and changes. New song, new roll! Finesse it~
  1013. 12:02 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Hot damn, 15
  1014. 12:02 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Outdid them
  1015. 12:02 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 17
  1016. 12:02 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (MAXIMUM OVER FINESSE)
  1017. 12:02 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Gonna subtle magic that up to a 19, for shits and giggles. Illusions to make their dancing look better.
  1018. 12:02 AM - Eevee: 8
  1019. 12:02 AM - Eevee: (( critfailed ))
  1020. 12:02 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((And then Eve gets snake eyes))
  1021. 12:02 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Meanwhile, Eve fails as hard as she possible could))
  1022. 12:02 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 16!!
  1023. 12:02 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: damn son
  1024. 12:02 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: tearing up the dance floor in all aspects
  1025. 12:03 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The music gains a rapid tempo, and suddenly, feet are /flying/.
  1026. 12:06 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: As Eve spins Ally, she sneezes, their arms get tangled, and momentum catches up to the two as they fall in a heap, bowling over several other dancers as well. Ally giggles from the floor.
  1027. 12:06 AM - Eevee: Eve rubs her head and jumps up, helping Ally up as well,"S-s-s-sorry everyone!"
  1028. 12:06 AM - Eevee: She hangs her head and walks over to the punch bowl in shame.
  1029. 12:06 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally laughs, joining you.
  1030. 12:06 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Yumiko kicks Garrod into overdrive, and they pick up the pace, managing to not only not fuck up, but look pretty good. A few twists, spins and kicks, and they're grooving.
  1031. 12:07 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Holy crap how are we doing this!" She practically cheers as she begins to giggle, actually enjoying things.
  1032. 12:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sully and Val beat an even hastier groove than the latter two, as Val even lifts Sully over her head before seting him down at one point.
  1033. 12:08 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Sully, if I was paying you, you would get a raise."
  1034. 12:09 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sully rattlesquishes in approval.
  1035. 12:09 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Finally, Eri and Tami. Their legs are moving at a pace that even moderately impresses Sarah. They not only spin, kick, flip and jump, they lift and twirl and loop-de-loop and slide and hot /damn/ did they just reinvent the wheel or something? Because that was some pretty slick dancing.
  1036. 12:10 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri pauses for a moment at the end of the song, exhausted, "I think w-we beat them..."
  1037. 12:10 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami stops dancing as the song ends. It would seem the crowd had cleared a circle around them to watch, as they all begin to cheer and clap.
  1038. 12:10 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "...Perhaps... a little... too well."
  1039. 12:11 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri looks up after catching her breath, "T-this is embarrassing..."
  1040. 12:11 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Embarrassing? This is awesome! I've never gotten attention for anything besides football, it feels weird to have a crowd when I'm not playing in a jersey!"
  1041. 12:11 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Yeah! We were totally hauling ass like I do as the best quarterback on the team, yeah?"
  1042. 12:11 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko turns with a smile, and instead of punching him, leaves a little peck on his cheek. "Second best, but that's for later debate."
  1043. 12:11 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah waves to Eve as she approaches, offering her the cup Anna brought. "Hello."
  1044. 12:11 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sully, meanwhile, leads Val over to the punch bowl for a well-deserved punch break. As he scoops some punch into a cup for Val, rattling and squishing about this or that, a sausage plops out of his mouth into the bowl. Luckily, nobody noticed.
  1045. 12:12 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: He hands Val her punch.
  1046. 12:12 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val takes it.
  1047. 12:13 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: She quickly takes the punch spoon and tosses the hotdog out.
  1048. 12:14 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Hopefully someone got that on camera, because I doubt I'll be able to do that again..."
  1049. 12:15 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "I'm sure Ko would have noticed that. There's no way we /weren't/ recorded with that performance and crowd... it /is/ a little embarrasing, actually..."
  1050. 12:15 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: At this moment, the lights suddenly turn off with a decisive *click*, and it grows especially chilly, as a cold wind blows in from seemingly nowhere while you're left in darkness.
  1051. 12:15 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Whoa, who turned out the lights, yeah?"
  1052. 12:16 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...I dont like the feeling of this."
  1053. 12:16 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko checks her activator, worried.
  1054. 12:16 AM - Sarah Salem: "That isn't good." Sarah says, a little distantly.
  1055. 12:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: A harsh wind blowing signals the start of a short monologue.
  1056. 12:16 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri snaps her fingers, and a small little light is generated from her hand. She attempts to make this look natural, like a flashlight.
  1057. 12:17 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: ?: "Look at you all! Enjoying each other's company, and on /today/ of all days? Wallowing in the pleasantries and chatter and NONSENSE that only you rich ENTITLED girls and boys can an- HEY! YOU, TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!" The girl screams.
  1058. 12:17 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: ?: "YOU'RE RUINING THE EFFECT!" Eri suddenly feels even more chilled than before.
  1059. 12:17 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Uhm, sorry!"
  1060. 12:17 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri complies with turning off the light, but uses her other element to stay warm.
  1061. 12:17 AM - Eevee: Eve holds Ally's hand,"W-who's that?"
  1062. 12:18 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Continue!"
  1063. 12:18 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah nudges Anna. "I think someone realized this is illegal."
  1064. 12:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "This party...? I don't see how it's illegal."
  1065. 12:19 AM - Sarah Salem: "I... Nevermind." Sarah shakes her head in the dark.
  1066. 12:19 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "S-Someones mad..."
  1067. 12:20 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: ?: "Now where was I...? Right, *ahem*. Wallowing in the pleanantries and chatter and /NONSENSE/ that only you rich ENTITLED PEOPLE can have! WHAT ABOUT US, THE LITTLE PEOPLE, THOSE WORKING CLASS STIFFS WHO YOU STAND ATOP? WHAT ABOUT US LIVING ON THE 4TH TIER, STARVING AND IN POVERTY? WHAT DO WE GET? THE COLD SHOULDER!"
  1068. 12:20 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: ?: "NOW I'LL SHOW YOU A /REAL/ COLD SHOULDER! FROSTY, GET THE LIGHTS!""
  1069. 12:22 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The lights turn back on, revealing... a girl. She's fairly tall, but not nearly as tall as Eve. She has long red hair which reaches past her shoulders and a flushed red face with a cute little cherry-colored nose. Her grin shows her as arrogant and scheming, while her eyes give her away as fairly annoyed. From her back sprout multiple wiggling, red tentacles, and she is clad in a short red skirt ending well above the knees, which is trimmed with puffy white cotton, and a long sleeved shirt in the same vein which reveals plenty of midriff. Finally, she wears a crooked red santa hat where the cottonball on the end is skull-shaped. More tentacles burst from her back and wriggle about, creating a jumbled mess behind her.
  1070. 12:22 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Imagine this http://i.imgur.com/XaY3PSe.jpg minus the entirely inhuman legs.
  1071. 12:23 AM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, that's unnatural." Sarah frowns. "Are they a threat, do you think?"
  1072. 12:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sa: "YOU CAN CALL ME SANTA-SAN, AND I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS!" A harsh, icy wind billows from her direction, blowing up many skirts.
  1073. 12:23 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...What?"
  1074. 12:23 AM - Eevee: "S-santa?"
  1075. 12:24 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Aw gross, I bet she's endangered too."
  1076. 12:24 AM - Sarah Salem: "I'm glad I am not wearing my uniform."
  1077. 12:24 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally's eyes narrow. "That's no Santa-san. That's an icky imposter!"
  1078. 12:25 AM - Eevee: "I-indeed."
  1079. 12:25 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: From behind Santa-san saunters a jagged "snowman" made entirely of pointy ice shards. Following behind the presumed Frosty are three almost eldritch-appearing reindeer, one of which has a glowing red nose. They snort steam in the cold air. The crowd is hushed and frightened.
  1080. 12:25 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri's face slowly turns from shock to a devilish grin. "Looks like someone picked the wrong party to mess with."
  1081. 12:26 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Fuck, all these people are around... Garrod, pull a fire alarm or something, get them to clear out of here!"
  1082. 12:27 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Aw heck yes! I'm involved in a Sailor Moon plot!"
  1083. 12:28 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "God damnit just hit the alarm!"
  1084. 12:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Garrod runs off to find an alarm to tug.
  1085. 12:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "And I can show her what for now that I have my Super Bunny Suit!"
  1086. 12:28 AM - Eevee: Eve nods to Ally, "B-but try and stay back okay? T-that thing's built more for defense."
  1087. 12:28 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "All I see is one big 'Ho'." Val says with a laugh.
  1088. 12:28 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri raises a hand for that one. "Good one Val."
  1089. 12:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: *RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
  1090. 12:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Looks like Garrod found the alarm.
  1091. 12:28 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah covers an ear. "What is that /awful/ noise?"
  1092. 12:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: An: "I'll help get everyone out safe! Can you all handle this...?"
  1093. 12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: "We shouldn't have an issue, Anna." She shoos her away. "Stay safe, please."
  1094. 12:29 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri nods, "I've got the sun on my side; if that can't heat things up, nothing will!"
  1095. 12:29 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna smiles, going for a quick hug with Sarah. "You too."
  1096. 12:32 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah smiles into the hug, then looks around to see if anyone is still paying attention.
  1097. 12:33 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Everyone is more concerned with Santathulu the snowqueen.
  1098. 12:31 AM - Eevee: Eve waves to Anna, "D-don't worry, we're a lucky bunch!"
  1099. 12:34 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Now lets get some physical rolls!
  1100. 12:34 AM - Eevee: Eve transforms while everyone is distracted.
  1101. 12:35 AM - Sarah Salem: transforms, spinning her billhook around in one hand as it flashes into existence.
  1102. 12:35 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko reaches into a pocket of her dress, pulling out a handful of rose pedals and throwing them into the air, a giant flower bud rising out of the ground and consuming her, forming into a set of flower pedal armor around her.
  1103. 12:35 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: In a flash of light, Eri transforms as well. Though, instead of transforming into her usual outfit, she retains her tuxedo. The tuxedo is now accompanied with a black hat and a theatre mask.
  1104. 12:35 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val transforms, keeping her hat on.
  1105. 12:35 AM - Eevee: 12
  1106. 12:35 AM - Sarah Salem: 12 as well.
  1107. 12:35 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: ... 12
  1108. 12:35 AM - Eevee: and all our physicals are 5
  1109. 12:35 AM - Sarah Salem: Yeah.
  1110. 12:36 AM - Eevee: incredible
  1111. 12:36 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 18
  1112. 12:36 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: you three just reroll
  1113. 12:36 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: way easier
  1114. 12:36 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 15
  1115. 12:36 AM - Sarah Salem: 12 c:
  1116. 12:36 AM - Eevee: 9
  1117. 12:36 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 15
  1118.  
  1119.  
  1120. ~~Commercial break~~
  1121. 12:37 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I was hoping y'all tie again
  1122. 12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: Same.
  1123. 12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: I tied with my self at least.
  1124. 12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: I'll Tie Myself
  1125. 12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: Burstsona 4 Battle Theme
  1126. 12:38 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (Sounds about right :v)
  1127. 12:39 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: fuckin god damn
  1128. 12:40 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: there's like 15 things in this combat
  1129. 12:40 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: can you all see the turn order?
  1130. 12:40 AM - Sarah Salem: Of the enemies, yeah.
  1131. 12:40 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Ye
  1132. 12:40 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: hit the clock button and save me the trouble of writing it
  1133. 12:40 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: We aren't in there :v
  1134. 12:40 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: but you are
  1135. 12:40 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: try scrolling
  1136. 12:41 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Clock button?
  1137. 12:41 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Yeah, did you get everyone else on yet?
  1138. 12:41 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: I see /most/ of the turn order.
  1139. 12:41 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: I go after Val, my 15 is not the same as hers
  1140. 12:42 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: well whatever
  1141. 12:42 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Also brb, gotta use the bathroom c:))
  1142. 12:42 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Point is, Rudolph and friends op
  1143. 12:42 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: good, I gotta go too
  1144. 12:44 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: brb too
  1145. 12:44 AM - Sarah Salem: I guess if /everyone/ is doing it
  1146. 12:44 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: back
  1147. 12:44 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: For the record, the blank black circles all around are groups of people
  1148. 12:45 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Back
  1149. 12:45 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: back
  1150. 12:46 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((I just found out Gundam Crossbone, a manga, had an OST CD put out))
  1151. 12:46 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((ITS FUCKING AWESOME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5gP5YDDeGg ))
  1152. ~~End commercial break~~
  1153.  
  1154.  
  1155. 12:46 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Rudoomph the red nosed reindeer and his 2 compatriots go first, with their overwhelming 20s.
  1156. 12:47 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Rudoomph is up first, and he stamps the floor as an icy wind blows in. The 5 of you roll Defense!
  1157. 12:47 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Beat 13.
  1158. 12:48 AM - Eevee: 14
  1159. 12:48 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Fucking
  1160. 12:48 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 2 involn OC
  1161. 12:48 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: On my first roll
  1162. 12:48 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Wow
  1163. 12:48 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: a 1 and a 2
  1164. 12:48 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 20
  1165. 12:48 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Full Drive pushes Eri to 13 at least...
  1166. 12:49 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Yup, 13.
  1167. 12:49 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You all bend your knees, arms crossed in front of your faces to block the harsh gales, coming out entirely unharmed.
  1168. 12:49 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Rudoomph's cronies go next!
  1169. 12:51 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Two of them begin to beat their hooves on the floor, charging forwards until they're flying, hovering above the floor. Then then both proceed to ram...
  1170. 12:51 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eve!
  1171. 12:51 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Defend against 19, Eve http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
  1172. 12:51 AM - Eevee: oh gosh
  1173. 12:52 AM - Eevee: 20 with one luck
  1174. 12:53 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: hmmm, I'll let you have that one, because I'm so kind and forgiving and would hate to make you waste luck like that.
  1175. 12:54 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The doomdeers fly about, entirely intending to flying trample Eve into the ground, but after accidentally sneezing on one as it approached, they got sceeved out and backed off.
  1176. 12:54 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "That was some excellent sneezing technique Eve!"
  1177. 12:54 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Wooo! Go Eevee! You show them dummy dumb fakedeers!"
  1178. 12:55 AM - Eevee: "W-wha...o-oh yes! I've been uhm...practicing!"
  1179. 12:55 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Yumiko's turn!
  1180. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I will use Taunt!
  1181. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: On santabitch c:
  1182. 12:56 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: That does?
  1183. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Opposed support roll
  1184. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: If I win
  1185. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: They can only attack me for a turn
  1186. 12:56 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: alrighty
  1187. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Basically, protecting the crowd
  1188. 12:56 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: let's have at you, then
  1189. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 9
  1190. 12:56 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ...
  1191. 12:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 17
  1192. 12:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: :v
  1193. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I'll OC it
  1194. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Once
  1195. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 14
  1196. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: One more
  1197. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 1
  1198. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 15
  1199. 12:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: gg
  1200. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ...
  1201. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: One more
  1202. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 4
  1203. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 19
  1204. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yay c:
  1205. 12:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: hey
  1206. 12:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: guess what
  1207. 12:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: oc c:
  1208. 12:57 AM - Eevee: (( bear in mind you are in a room full of civies ))
  1209. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: You dick
  1210. 12:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Bear in mind that I'm doing this to tank her next hit))
  1211. 12:58 AM - Eevee: (( just saying one hit might not be worth 3 oc ))
  1212. 12:58 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 19, fuck it, one more
  1213. 12:58 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: shit
  1214. 12:58 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: ...36.
  1215. 12:58 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Whoops.
  1216. 12:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: And that's a full action.
  1217. 12:58 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (yess, you weakened her in the wrong way :v)
  1218. 12:58 AM - Eevee: (( amazing ))
  1219. 12:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yay wasted turn
  1220. 12:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: normal action*
  1221. 12:58 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (Oh no, you just gave her a /bunch/ of Support OC)
  1222. 12:58 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (That's useful!)
  1223. 12:59 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (Assuming she isn't trying to blow everyone up)
  1224. 12:59 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: It's /only/ fury
  1225. 12:59 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: it'll be fiiiiine
  1226. 12:59 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Well
  1227. 12:59 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Now we just have to kill her
  1228. 12:59 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She isn't. I don't intend to "oc every time" this one :v
  1229. 12:59 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: So anyways
  1230. 12:59 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Valentine's turn!
  1231. 1:00 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sa: "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GOING AGAINST MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?"
  1232. 1:00 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sa: "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH YOU BUNCH OF RICH PANSIES!"
  1233. 1:00 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "HEY, I LIVE ON TIER FOUR, ITS NOT THAT BAD, YOURE JUST A WHINY BITCH!"
  1234. 1:00 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "SECONDED!" Eri raises her blade.
  1235. 1:00 AM - Sarah Salem: ((I don't know if she's actually a threat or not))
  1236. 1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: ((She's pretty much just postured a lot and done scary things))
  1237. 1:01 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Also this is Tier 3, everyone is middle class.))
  1238. 1:01 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She bellows a howling scream that's harsher than the wind blowing from her, as her tentacles wiggle about furiously.
  1239. 1:01 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tiny little minithulhus pop out of portals that the tentacles tear open in the air and slither about harmlessly (aka venting 4 fury OC)
  1240. 1:01 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val gonna attack the one to the far left
  1241. 1:02 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Go for it.
  1242. 1:05 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 17
  1243. 1:05 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 13, it'll toss 1 PP on there
  1244. 1:05 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: that didn't work
  1245. 1:05 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: you hit, damage?
  1246. 1:06 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 8
  1247. 1:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Val takes some pointers from Jack, and goes full operator. Not that that's what you're supposed to do with a revolver, but Val was never a very clever girl to begin with. Don't tell her I said that though.
  1248. 1:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Her shots chip into Reindeer A's antlers and a few thunk into its side. It rears back from the pain.
  1249. 1:08 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "I can HEAR you!" she yells at the ceiling as dan forgot she can break the 4th wall.
  1250. 1:08 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: After dealing some nice damage, Val's turn ends. Eri's go!
  1251. 1:10 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I'll have you know something Santa-San! You might claim to be full of holiday spirit, but two can play at that game!"
  1252. 1:10 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa-san grins an evil, angry grin. "Look at me! You can't get more holiday than this! You'll be nothing but a holiDONT!"
  1253. 1:11 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri draws her sword, which promptly turns into a glowing candy cane. "This is probably the stupidest thing that I've ever done, but I'll play the part of Heat Miser!"
  1254. 1:11 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri's candy cane catches on fire.
  1255. 1:11 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: (Going to use Donte's Special)
  1256. 1:11 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 2 turns.
  1257. 1:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: And I'll use Lightning Strike to attack Santa.
  1258. 1:12 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Sa: "Well if you're the Heat Miser, then I'm the Sno-oh shit that doesn't look good."
  1259. 1:12 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Go for it.
  1260. 1:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 25, 1 oc
  1261. 1:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: lets see...
  1262. 1:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 28
  1263. 1:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: -2 Resolve to me.
  1264. 1:13 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Let's see how well Santa-san does with her 10 Defenese.
  1265. 1:13 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 29, actually, lightning strike gives a +1 to hit.
  1266. 1:13 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 18 so far, 1 invol
  1267. 1:13 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 29~
  1268. 1:14 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Voluntary OC once~
  1269. 1:14 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 31
  1270. 1:14 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: she has Lucky Sunnova Bitch
  1271. 1:15 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: adding luck. 31.
  1272. 1:15 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: ALright then.
  1273. 1:15 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 34.
  1274. 1:15 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: And damage of 22.
  1275. 1:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: hehehehehehhehehe
  1276. 1:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: thank you based guardian effects
  1277. 1:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: alrighty, you win
  1278. 1:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: so, 22 damage then?
  1279. 1:16 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Yup.
  1280. 1:16 AM - Eevee: (( damn son ))
  1281. 1:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
  1282. 1:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: CRUSADER'S AURA
  1283. 1:17 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You take 20 damage~
  1284. 1:17 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Do I?
  1285. 1:17 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: That seems... crazy.
  1286. 1:17 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Crusader’s Aura: (Free Action, 1 /Battle, *2 Overcharge) (Requires Tier 2+) - Take 2 Overcharge at the start of turn to activate ­ or activate it for free if you do not attack in the same turn. Once active, if you take damage from an enemy’s attack, you may immediately end this ability as a Reaction to make the attacker take damage equal to the initial damage of the attack ­2 (min 4)
  1287. 1:17 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: that's 22-2
  1288. 1:18 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Redonk :v
  1289. 1:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: rip
  1290. 1:18 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: But ok, nothing I can do.
  1291. 1:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She'll take the 22 damage, but you get hit with 20~
  1292. 1:19 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: With her usual edge, Eri roars forwards with her ghostly doppleganger double. While she jabs Santa-san right through the neck, Santa merely smiles, as her back-sprouted tentacles give Eri the once over, twice, before lifting and hurling her back to the group.
  1293. 1:19 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "ERI!"
  1294. 1:20 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Hot damn that looks painful!"
  1295. 1:20 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah winces. "Ouch. Is she okay?"
  1296. 1:21 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Y-yeah... I-I'll be fine..."
  1297. 1:21 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri waves, tuxedo illusion wavering.
  1298. 1:21 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa-san gurgles out a "Merry christmas, bitch!" while clutching her throat.
  1299. 1:22 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally clenches her fists. "YOU... YOU HURT MY FRIEND YOU BIG... DUMB, CHRISTMAS-HATING MEANIE!"
  1300. 1:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "Of course I hate christmas! I never got to enjoy it, because my family was too poor to afford food, let alone presents! Meanwhile /everyone/ else went on and on and ON about THEIR presents and family and happy times!"
  1301. 1:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "That's no reason to take it out on everyone else! I... I BET YOU HATE BUNNIES TOO!"
  1302. 1:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "What no bunnies are great"
  1303. 1:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "Well... YOU HAVE THAT GOING FOR YOU BUT I /STILL/ DON'T LIKE YOU"
  1304. 1:23 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Well BOO HOO, how does killing people fix anything!?"
  1305. 1:23 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Wait, wait... You hate Christmas because you never got gifts?"
  1306. 1:24 AM - Eevee: "...That's rather materialistic..."
  1307. 1:24 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "A-agreed..."
  1308. 1:24 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRESNETS! IT'S EVERYONE FLAUNTING THEIR STUPID HAPPY FACES AROUND WHILE MY FAMILY AND I SUFFERED!"
  1309. 1:25 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...How much are you suffering? What do you need?"
  1310. 1:25 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "God damnit we're magical girls, we stick up for eachother! I'll help you as much as you need, if you back down!"
  1311. 1:25 AM - Eevee: "Y-you could always stay at m-...I-I can lend you some money."
  1312. 1:25 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally runs forwards, leaping towards to grab onto Santa-san. While seemingly about to immediately lash out at Ally, as soon as she latched on, Santa became instantly passive towards her.
  1313. 1:26 AM - Eevee: (( I love that move ))
  1314. 1:26 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa loses 1 Resolve from Ally's lovegrip.
  1315. 1:26 AM - Eevee: Eve reaches out her hand as Ally runs towards her,"Ally w-wait!"
  1316. 1:26 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "It's alright Eevee! I will love her to death!"
  1317. 1:27 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "My house is free, and I can easily cover any of your money problems!"
  1318. 1:27 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Y-you weren't the only ones who suffered... Every year, my family sunk deeper and deeper into debt. I'm no stranger to suffering!" Eri stands back up. "T-This isn't the way to make things right..."
  1319. 1:27 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "Maybe not, but... it'll make me feel better! And that's all I care about!"
  1320. 1:27 AM - Eevee: "F-for someone preaching about being ignored, y-you're being rather selfish!"
  1321. 1:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She doubles over, shivering, before returning swiftly upright and extending her arms as a wave of ice shards begins to surround her. She has activated Barrier!
  1322. 1:29 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Next, Sarah's go!
  1323. 1:32 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah takes a ready position, billhook held elegantly. She targets the glowing-nosed reindeer and hurls her billhook at him hard, it spiraling neatly through the air.
  1324. 1:32 AM - Sarah Salem: Just a normal attack here.
  1325. 1:32 AM - Sarah Salem: 14
  1326. 1:32 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 13
  1327. 1:32 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 1 pp
  1328. 1:32 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 17
  1329. 1:34 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I tried
  1330. 1:34 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: It failed :v
  1331. 1:34 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Rudoomph uses his antlers to whack away Sarah's high velocity billhook of murderdeath.
  1332. 1:34 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eve's turn!
  1333. 1:34 AM - Eevee: (( I'll use razor clover and have Mr. Cuddles roll Durable strength to give me +1 to attack ))
  1334. 1:35 AM - Eevee: Eve rushes forward stretching out her hand, clovers flowing from it and circling around Santa-san and her goonies,"L-leave us be!"
  1335. 1:35 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "I may not be an expert but that sounded weirdly archaic," Santa-san comments offhandedly.
  1336. 1:35 AM - Eevee: 12 with one pp for Mr. Cuddles
  1337. 1:35 AM - Eevee: so I get the +1
  1338. 1:36 AM - Eevee: 9 :v
  1339. 1:36 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: gg
  1340. 1:37 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: SO they all gotta defend?
  1341. 1:37 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Well, their base defense covers that either way
  1342. 1:37 AM - Eevee: yeah, I'll premptively luck that for a rerol lthough
  1343. 1:37 AM - Eevee: 11
  1344. 1:37 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: ...
  1345. 1:38 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Well, with base defenses of 11x3, 16 and 12...
  1346. 1:38 AM - Eevee: yeah I'll give that up
  1347. 1:39 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: rip
  1348. 1:39 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Well, that makes it Frosty the Snowdemon's turn!
  1349. 1:40 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Frosty waddles a few steps forwards to shut you all up and raises his twiggy arms.
  1350. 1:41 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Everyone roll Support.
  1351. 1:42 AM - Eevee: 24
  1352. 1:42 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 12
  1353. 1:42 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 13
  1354. 1:42 AM - Sarah Salem: `13
  1355. 1:42 AM - Sarah Salem: Oh, 14
  1356. 1:42 AM - Eevee: (( nooow I get the good roll :v ))
  1357. 1:42 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: jesus eve
  1358. 1:42 AM - Sarah Salem: I forgot Tactician gets +1 on things like that
  1359. 1:42 AM - Eevee: ikr
  1360. 1:42 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 14 so far
  1361. 1:42 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Can't, though if this is a condition, it doesn't even matter since they can't be applied to non-magics :v
  1362. 1:42 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Or people who don't have resolve, rather.
  1363. 1:43 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: it's a condition
  1364. 1:43 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: oh, are you downed?
  1365. 1:43 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Yeah
  1366. 1:43 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 20 damage?
  1367. 1:43 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: I thought you still had some res left
  1368. 1:43 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: rip
  1369. 1:43 AM - Eevee: (( same, I woulda revived you :v ))
  1370. 1:43 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: so, anyone lose to 14?
  1371. 1:43 AM - Sarah Salem: I got 14, does that count as winning?
  1372. 1:43 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: yes
  1373. 1:43 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I'll use one OC
  1374. 1:44 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Look at that, an involn
  1375. 1:44 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 22
  1376. 1:45 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: im 13 then
  1377. 1:45 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Then you are inflicted with Frostbite.
  1378. 1:45 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: what about my hat
  1379. 1:46 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Your ears are not inflicted with Frostbite. The rest of you is.
  1380. 1:46 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: it keeps me warm with Ally's love
  1381. 1:46 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: And that ends Frosty's turn.
  1382. 1:47 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The reindeer go! They'll go for a triple trample express. Yumiko, Eve, Sarah, roll defense
  1383. 1:47 AM - Eevee: 11
  1384. 1:47 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 1 involn, 15
  1385. 1:47 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 13 to Yumiko, 16 to Eve, 17 to Sarah
  1386. 1:48 AM - Eevee: i'll oc T.T
  1387. 1:48 AM - Sarah Salem: Failed, 16.
  1388. 1:48 AM - Eevee: 16 with 2 oc
  1389. 1:49 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Taking the hit?
  1390. 1:50 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Since Sarah hasn't said anything about OC, 9 damage.
  1391. 1:50 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The reindeer, Rudoomph included, launch into another all-out flying assault of trampling doom.
  1392. 1:51 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Eve fails to sneeze this time, instead electing to duck and cower, feebly swinging her sword in an attempt to shoo the rabid demon deer away.
  1393. 1:51 AM - Eevee: "Aaaaaaaaaah!"
  1394. 1:51 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "T-this is kinda crazy..."
  1395. 1:52 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Yumiko distracts the deer by creating lots of delicious flower petals for it to munch on, while Sarah gets tapdanced on by Rudoomph himself. It is a painful experience.
  1396. 1:52 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "If only I didn't get hit with that sneak attack." Eri grimaces, watching Sarah impersonate a dancefloor.
  1397. 1:52 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Anna continues to evacuate the partygoers in the meantime, doubling back a concerned look for her sister.
  1398. 1:53 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Yumiko's turn!
  1399. 1:53 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I'll use Purple Haze!
  1400. 1:54 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Support, I assume
  1401. 1:54 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: I guess? What does it do?
  1402. 1:54 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: It releases a cloud of LSD into the air
  1403. 1:54 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Everyone rolls 1d6
  1404. 1:54 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Allies get +1, enemies get -1
  1405. 1:54 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Lower results are bad, higher are good
  1406. 1:54 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Well, everyone within 3 hexes
  1407. 1:55 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: well yeah, Support then I suppose
  1408. 1:55 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Oh, me too?
  1409. 1:55 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 7
  1410. 1:55 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 11 good enough
  1411. 1:56 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: well 11 won't cut it
  1412. 1:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: 14
  1413. 1:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Right then
  1414. 1:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: OC
  1415. 1:57 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 4, 15
  1416. 1:57 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: nice
  1417. 1:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: pass then
  1418. 1:57 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: do your... whatever it does
  1419. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: RIght then!
  1420. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Everyone within 3 hexes of me
  1421. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Roll 1d6
  1422. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Add 1
  1423. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: So Val, Eri :3
  1424. 1:58 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: 4
  1425. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: I got 6
  1426. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 6 is healing, and I am not damaged
  1427. 1:58 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Eri,
  1428. 4, Love is all you need- Feeling a strengthened connection with those you care for, you may use a single relationship ability that costs 2 or less points free of charge after this combat has ended
  1429. 1:59 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: ill use the roll i used for this a minute ago which was 7
  1430. 1:59 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: : 7, Like, woah- Something clicks in your brain, something you've never thought of before, a strange, short message from god about something you don't know about (ranging from the most mundane of things, to perhaps something ground shakingly important) is whipsered to you by the GM.
  1431. 1:59 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Welp
  1432. 1:59 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Val is tripping major balls
  1433. 1:59 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Eri is feeling all free love and hippie dippie
  1434. 2:00 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: And Yumiko is unaffected :v
  1435. 2:00 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The deer got 0.
  1436. 2:00 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: 0, I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING UNDER MY SKIN!- Freaking the fuck out, the enemy is convinced that thousands of insects are inside of them, and attacks themself (at half damage) Luckily for them, the flailing and running about caused by fear is guarenteed to get them out of the cloud
  1437. 2:00 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: So they attack themselves, and run out of the cloud c:
  1438. 2:00 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Whoa man, THAT'S why horses cry"
  1439. 2:01 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah watches the chaos unfold passively, mostly just confused at what is going on anymore.
  1440. 2:01 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...What? I kinda feel... fuzzy inside."
  1441. 2:01 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Just, relax dudes... All is well"
  1442. 2:01 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The reindeer in the cloud proceeds to kick about and roll on the floor, smashing its head around.
  1443. 2:01 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Well, Valentine, I guess this is the part where I tell you things. Poor Santa-san, this girl was like, abused, and shit? Maybe almost as bad as Princess, man, you don't know, dig? But like, she got this, vendetta, against christmas. But like, not just christmas, right? All the things that are happy.
  1444. 2:01 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Man, poor girl. She was always made fun of for being poor, and freakishly tall, and poor, and friendless, also poor. Like, whoa, man. Can't we all just, get along?
  1445. 2:02 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Val's turn!
  1446. 2:03 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Whoa God, that's real deep." Val says, trying to keep her footing.
  1447. 2:03 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: You'll get used to it kiddo. Now watch your step, that reindeer is having an aneurism.
  1448. 2:03 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Haha... She thinks she sees god, frickin adorable!"
  1449. 2:04 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "H-Hey Santa, just 'cause you were abused 'n stuff, doesn't mean everyones bad. Look around you, you could have friends or something. Plus I think Eve is taller than you, and shes super cool!"
  1450. 2:05 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "W-what do you know?!"
  1451. 2:05 AM - Eevee: "Y-yeah, w-we could be friends."
  1452. 2:06 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "But... you're lying! You'll just make fun of me! And hurt me!"
  1453. 2:06 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Man, why would we do that? We love everyone!"
  1454. 2:06 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "You think you're the only one in the whole gosh-darn world that has problems!"
  1455. 2:06 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Cmon, I'll make you some awesome brownies! And like, we can put on records and stuff!"
  1456. 2:07 AM - Sarah Salem: Sarah looks to the crowds, leaning on her billhook as the situation slows down a little.
  1457. 2:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Roll Social, Val~
  1458. 2:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: +2 from your magic, and +1 from your god trip
  1459. 2:07 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: (and i have the skull panties for that plus 2)
  1460. 2:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: a legitimate use for the panties! another +2
  1461. 2:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: that's like fucking +10 right there
  1462. 2:07 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: only way you could flub this is with double 1s
  1463. 2:09 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: It's 2d6+6+5
  1464. 2:09 AM - Sarah Salem: Just, yeah, that
  1465. 2:10 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: 21
  1466. 2:10 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: sweet jesus
  1467. 2:10 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa-san falls to her knees. "Nooo... no, I... but, nobody would love me... why, why would you guys?"
  1468. 2:11 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "But...but I'm Santa! Or something... with all these wiggly little... tentacles, I'm closer to cthulhu..."
  1469. 2:12 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "And..." she sniffs. "Nobody likes cthulhu..."
  1470. 2:12 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "Why would you think that? Some people suck, but there are awesome people out there!"
  1471. 2:12 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She curls up into a ball, clutching Ally, who is still clinging to her, like a dakimakura.
  1472. 2:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri, through her daze, states, "H-hey, it's ok Ms. Santa-thulu; I'm just just a demon ninja in my off-hours."
  1473. 2:12 AM - Eevee: Eve pulls back her bangs revealing her third eye, "I-I think Cthulhu i-is pretty g-great."
  1474. 2:12 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "...I'd show it off but I think I'd scare everyone."
  1475. 2:12 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko merely saunters on over, high as fuck, and hugs the girl, shushing her.
  1476. 2:13 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Cmon, like I said, my place, we'll chill and have brownies and stuff."
  1477. 2:13 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "All of you guys are welcome to come, my parents don't mind, chill folk"
  1478. 2:13 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri gets up, and pats herself off.
  1479. 2:13 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She continues to cry into Ally's fuzzy bunny-plated chest as her tentacles wipe her tears away.
  1480. 2:13 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally patpats her head.
  1481. 2:13 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "It's ok, we've gotta perform some christmas miracles tonight..."
  1482. 2:13 AM - Eevee: (( also Satoya was still in the room, which means she saw all this shit go down and decided to do nothing about it ))
  1483. 2:14 AM - Sarah Salem: (( I was thinking about that earlier))
  1484. 2:14 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Actually, I was gonna have her just fuck off, dances aren't her thing :v))
  1485. 2:14 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Aka, she's probably visiting Hiroe))
  1486. 2:14 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Didn't even bail out Sarah? What a terrible friend.))
  1487. 2:14 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Al: "See? Hugs /always/ win."
  1488. 2:14 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally whispers harshly as a followup, "/Always/."
  1489. 2:15 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko stands up and dusts herself off, as she lifts the girl up off the floor. "Cmon, lets go show you what christmas is all about!"
  1490. 2:15 AM - Eevee: Eve nods,"I-I think you'll like the show."7
  1491. 2:15 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: ((Val saved christmas.))
  1492. 2:15 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Hey))
  1493. 2:16 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((Yumiko getting Val high as fuck saved Christmas))
  1494. 2:16 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ((It was a team effort))
  1495. 2:16 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: ((you're right, high as fuck val saved christmas))
  1496. 2:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The cold winds stop blowing from her, and her tentacles extend themselves in friendly manners to those nearby, as though in a handshake. Though it doesn't stop the cold winds blowing from outside.
  1497. 2:16 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko gives one of them a shake, and giggles. "That's cool man, you're like, Ringo's spirtual sister"
  1498. 2:16 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: The octopus in question floats out and begins to play with the girl's tentacles.
  1499. 2:17 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "See look, he loves you man, he loves you!"
  1500. 2:17 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val puts her arm around Yumiko "That was a ton of fun, man."
  1501. 2:17 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko nods and gives her the chillest of thumbs up
  1502. 2:17 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val gives a shakey thumbs up back
  1503. 2:17 AM - Eevee: Eve shakes one of the tentacles cautiously.
  1504. 2:17 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa-san sniffles, wiping her nose with one of the tentacles, accomplishing nothing as the tentacle itself was all goopy and sticky.
  1505. 2:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Also, you who shook the tentacles have tentacle goop on your hands.
  1506. 2:18 AM - Eevee: Eve wipes the goop off onto Mr. Cuddles.
  1507. 2:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Mr. Cuddles shivers in displeasure.
  1508. 2:18 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Les go, we got a Christmas to save!" With that, I begin to carry her, and lead the group off on the way back to Yumiko's house
  1509. 2:18 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Oh right, Garrod you fuuuuck!" She calls out "Come back with us!"
  1510. 2:18 AM - Sarah Salem: "Have we...finished, then?" Sarah cocks her head.
  1511. 2:18 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri saunters up to Tami, "Heya; I think we won, but I kinda hurt all over... And also my head feels weird. And my heart..." Eri holds a hand to her heart. "You wouldn't happen to know why, would you?" Eri laughs a bit too loud, "...Probably that purple haze, getting all up in my brain." Eri then begins to mutter aloud Jimi Hendrix songs.
  1512. 2:18 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I lub u! Though I'm not sure if that's the haze or me talking~" Eri mutters as she's dragged along.
  1513. 2:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami patpats Eri, dragging her along. "A merry christmas, alright..." she mutters.
  1514. 2:18 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "I lub you too random girl!" She says as she begins to saunter out of the gymnasium with the group
  1515. 2:18 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Ally stops clutching Santa-san and walks over to Eve, giggling.
  1516. 2:19 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Right then, everyone aboard the 4:20 train to the best Christmas of all time with me and Santa over here?"
  1517. 2:20 AM - Eevee: "S-should I t-try to heal Eri's head?"
  1518. 2:21 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Frosty waddles cautiously behind Santa, seemingly about to strike! Then Santa turns around and sucks him up in a seed. An /oblivion/ seed.
  1519. 2:21 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "Dumb Frosty never listened. Youmas can't be tamed, remember that."
  1520. 2:21 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val says to Santa, "If you need a place to stay, you can crash with me. It's too cold to be out on your own."
  1521. 2:21 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "You can stay with me too! It's your choice really, or you could like, switch, that'd be coolio!"
  1522. 2:21 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "You'd... let me stay at your place?"
  1523. 2:22 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Yeah... Once you get past the cold exterior you're straight up chill"
  1524. 2:22 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri laughs at the pun.
  1525. 2:22 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "I'm... so... h-happy..."
  1526. 2:22 AM - Eevee: Eve points at Santa in shock,"W-wait, y-you can summon y-youma?"
  1527. 2:22 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: She sniffles. "N-not really... it's like... you know how you can catch familiars?"
  1528. 2:23 AM - Eevee: "Y-yeah?"
  1529. 2:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: "Well, it's like that, only you can do it to a full blown youma. It's just way, way harder."
  1530. 2:23 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "But once you get it, you can call it in and out at will, though it only kinda half listens to you..."
  1531. 2:24 AM - Eevee: "T-that sounds dangerous. M-maybe you shouldn't s-summon it anymore."
  1532. 2:25 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...At least, don't do it in public, in more controlled enviornments it might work."
  1533. 2:25 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "Well... I don't need it anymore, and it still works like a full oblivion seed. So, here. Whoever wants it."
  1534. 2:26 AM - Eevee: "T-that should probably go to Val, y-yes?"
  1535. 2:26 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Man, I don't have any seeds, but I don't really remember my wish right now... Someone else can have it."
  1536. 2:26 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Eheh.... Wasn't Satoyoyo wanting them?"
  1537. 2:26 AM - Eevee: "W-well if our plan works she w-wont need them anymore, right?"
  1538. 2:26 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami shushpaps Eri again.
  1539. 2:27 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "N-no, stop it! I NEED TO BE HEARD!"
  1540. 2:27 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Sh."
  1541. 2:27 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I am the night! And the daytime too!"
  1542. 2:27 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Man, that's like, ultrabatman."
  1543. 2:27 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami faces Yumiko. "If you ever get my girlfriend high again you can expect hired assassins at your door."
  1544. 2:28 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: She stares at Tami for a few moments
  1545. 2:28 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Before bursting into giggles.
  1546. 2:28 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Tami sighs.
  1547. 2:28 AM - Eevee: Eve looks over to Santa,"S-so is Santa your r-real name?"
  1548. 2:28 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: Eri is grinning ear to ear, but when she sees Tami sigh, her grin basically inverts to a frown.
  1549. 2:29 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "Well, no, but... it's what I started calling myself. I like it. I don't want to remember my past..."
  1550. 2:29 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "And if this is the name I met all of you with, then I'll keep it."
  1551. 2:29 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "S-so... bunnygirl, I can... stay, at your place?"
  1552. 2:30 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: Val nods.
  1553. 2:30 AM - Val is not a nerd>:L(????)?*:·??: "I have tons of extra room."
  1554. 2:29 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Elemental hair
  1555. 2:30 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Yumiko's hair is now flowers and plant matter
  1556. 2:30 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: ...
  1557. 2:30 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Thats actually kinda awesome
  1558. 2:30 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Garrod finally comes back, panting. "I did it, Yumi! I pulled every fire alarm in the school!"
  1559. 2:30 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Wait... is it over?"
  1560. 2:30 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: Again, Yumiko merely stares at him for a moment, before bursting into giggles.
  1561. 2:31 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "Oh man... You're like the best, that's hilarious"
  1562. 2:31 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: G: "Whoa, yeah, did you get toked without me, yeah?"
  1563. 2:31 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: "...Only a lil, but it was a combat toke!"
  1564. 2:32 AM - Forgot About Yumiko: She says, as her hair slowly begins to turn green, beautiful flowers sprouting out of it
  1565. 2:31 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "Yayy, more friembs!" Eri waves an empty punch cup around. "H-hey Tami, I got to punch Santa today! With a candy cane! That was on fire!"
  1566. 2:32 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa-san hugs Val. "Cmon... I'll ride us all to your place on my reindeer."
  1567. 2:32 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "Congratulations, Eri. You're a big girl."
  1568. 2:32 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "I think I'll just... walk Eri home."
  1569. 2:32 AM - Eevee: "W-what about Sato a-and her brother?"
  1570. 2:32 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "N-no! I've gotta perform /miracles/!"
  1571. 2:33 AM - The Lateri Christmas Special!: "I'll get over it in time, you'll see!"
  1572. 2:33 AM - Eevee: Eve nods, "S-see, she's fine."
  1573. 2:34 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "I think one more day won't hurt, right? Plus, you can make the... miracle, happen on Christmas day, rather than eve. Isn't that better? I really think everyone needs some rest after this..."
  1574. 2:35 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: T: "At least, Eri does."
  1575. 2:36 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: Santa nods. "Rudoomph, take them home. It'll be a tight squeeze on Doomguyer and Blitzkriegin, but I think we can all manage..."
  1576. 2:37 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: I think /now/ we'll end it
  1577. 2:38 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: With that, you're all lifted off into the snowy night atop some eldritch reindeer.
  1578. 2:38 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: They rain sparkles from their floppity flying dancing hooves.
  1579. 2:38 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: S: "M...Me...Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
  1580. 2:39 AM - COME ON AND SLAM!ITS A BURST JAM: ~Fin~
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