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nerds and weeaboos 3

Jan 19th, 2016
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  1. Part 1: http://pastebin.com/hidC0Bx4
  2. Part 2: http://pastebin.com/XRwr3nrg
  3.  
  4. 1:55 AM - Banana Man: https://www.flickr.com/photos/charlesa/8173049090
  5. 1:56 AM - chinese moot: creepin round here
  6. 1:56 AM - chinese moot: the fuck
  7. 1:56 AM - chinese moot: that's not a pie
  8. 1:56 AM - chinese moot: that's an empanada
  9. 1:56 AM - Banana Man: LOL
  10. 1:56 AM - Banana Man has changed their name to Empanada Creepin 'Round Here.
  11. 1:57 AM - Empanada Creepin 'Round Here: thats golden
  12. 1:59 AM - chinese moot: i took
  13. 1:59 AM - chinese moot: seven years of spanish for this
  14. 1:59 AM - chinese moot has changed their name to ¡empanada está paseando aquí!.
  15. 2:07 AM - Empanada Creepin 'Round Here has changed their name to Vipa.
  16. 2:08 AM - Vipa: Damn
  17. 2:08 AM - Vipa: I'd say 100% worth it
  18. 2:11 AM - ¡empanada está paseando aquí!: what the fuck am I doing with my life
  19. 2:11 AM - ¡empanada está paseando aquí!: http://puu.sh/kl4mp/969760bce6.jpg
  20. 2:11 AM - Vipa: HAHA what the fuck
  21. 2:12 AM - Vipa: I'm bookmarking that
  22. 2:13 AM - ¡empanada está paseando aquí!: http://puu.sh/kl4ri/1186311edc.jpg
  23. 2:13 AM - ¡empanada está paseando aquí!: i'm using the sniper function on my 85 dollar gaming mouse to freeform select an empanada in ms paint
  24. 2:14 AM - Vipa: well to be fair
  25. 2:14 AM - Vipa: I've never seen an empanada so fluidly transported across images
  26. 2:14 AM - Vipa: so you did get your money's worth
  27. ---like 18 hours later
  28. Vipa : yeah I support hacks 100%
  29. Vipa : quote it
  30. Vipa : put it on the forums
  31.  
  32. 3:10 PM - dazo: why did the pro medic player have a twitch account
  33. because he doesn't have a hitbox
  34.  
  35. LET IT BE KNOWN
  36. 8:47 AM - aeroh: If you guys place top 3 platinum I will LEGITIMATELY eat a hotdog out of my toilet
  37. 8:47 AM - aeroh: screenshot me
  38.  
  39. 8:37 PM - useless faggot: im going to own you
  40. 8:37 PM - useless faggot: so hard tonight
  41. 8:37 PM - useless faggot: that youll find one of your ownings
  42. 8:37 PM - useless faggot: so ownage
  43. 8:37 PM - useless faggot: that you have to make a 3rd video of me
  44. 8:38 PM - BRAZIL RIDES AGAIN: your anime avatar gives me strength
  45. 8:38 PM - useless faggot: this is far from anime
  46. 8:38 PM - useless faggot: u stupid fuckin retard
  47. 8:38 PM - BRAZIL RIDES AGAIN: looks moe to me
  48. 8:38 PM - useless faggot: die
  49. 8:40 PM - useless faggot is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  50. 9:21 PM - useless faggot has changed their name to living wasteland.
  51. 9:30 PM - BRAZIL RIDES AGAIN has changed their name to [DOOR] *Alto.
  52. 11:55 PM - living wasteland: i ddint get to airshot u or anything
  53. 11:55 PM - living wasteland: highfive made me play that dumb class
  54. 11:55 PM - [DOOR] *Alto: bombs were kinda bad tbh
  55. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: bombs kinda bad?
  56. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: OKAY FUCK YOU DUDE
  57. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: FUCK YOU HARD
  58. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: GET THE FUCK
  59. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: OUT OF
  60. 11:56 PM - [DOOR] *Alto: 8^)
  61. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: MY FUCKING FREINDLSIST
  62. 11:56 PM - living wasteland: DUMB WEEB
  63.  
  64. "danny phantazm is the worst player in the history of tf2 holy shit that rocket went into the ghost zone" - Invader
  65.  
  66. "I sent a picture of Spades Slick to their chan-"
  67. [10:23:25 PM] DeaftJoe was kicked and banned from the server by Karl: .
  68.  
  69. 12:50 PM - they call my dick "plr_hysteria": they call my dick plr_hysteria because I make people cry when I finish
  70.  
  71. feint has renamed their The Bat Outta Hell to FUCK YEAH I FUCKING LOVE ANIME FUCK YOU
  72.  
  73. 10:01 PM - Doki doki kokoro: Can u do me a favor
  74. 10:01 PM - [DOOR] *Alto: hello
  75. 10:01 PM - Doki doki kokoro: call spec deck
  76. 10:01 PM - Doki doki kokoro: an egg
  77. 10:01 PM - Doki doki kokoro: Thanks man
  78. 10:02 PM - Doki doki kokoro is now Offline.
  79.  
  80. 4:32 PM - overseer of the minibar key: hey
  81. 4:32 PM - overseer of the minibar key: i've got a job now
  82. 4:32 PM - overseer of the minibar key: fuck you kid
  83. 5:19 PM - Miggy @GXL: Wat
  84. 7:09 PM - Miggy @GXL: WHAT
  85.  
  86. 00:39:01 TF2Center: gayniggagaming ↑ was kicked by JaydeN
  87. 00:39:12 JaydeN: sorry gay gaming
  88.  
  89. 12:26 AM - bury me in my gucci: why did u have to shang tsung him =/
  90. 12:26 AM - bury me in my gucci: his soul is now urs
  91.  
  92. HOTDOG tickzf; : hey can someone ddos joe for us
  93. HOTDOG tickzf; : thanks in advance
  94. HOTDOG tickzf; : god bless
  95. Deaft : yeah my ip is 1-877-CASH-NOW
  96.  
  97. "twitch chat is the only meme culture i've grown to appreciate... it's like a fine wine" - YurWill
  98. "no, no it's not, it's not like that at all, it's like cheap wine you buy from a grocery store" - Sleepteiner
  99.  
  100. 11:43 PM - YurWill: do you live in a sitcom?
  101.  
  102. "Do you know what time it is? Anime time." -Yipyapper
  103.  
  104. 12:42 AM - joe the pasta man: i tried to hang myself from the ceiling fan after the landlord evicted me
  105. 12:42 AM - joe the pasta man: but i couldn't find rope and i had to use cooked pasta
  106. 12:42 AM - joe the pasta man: needless to say the shitty walmart pasta didn't work as a noose
  107. 12:42 AM - joe the pasta man: and it fell apart
  108. 12:42 AM - joe the pasta man: and i broke my hip
  109. 12:44 AM - joe the pasta man: helpe
  110.  
  111. http://pastebin.com/Tvw2SRPg [NSFW]
  112.  
  113. 11:46 AM - REAL EYES REALIZE: how does this make you feel
  114. 11:46 AM - REAL EYES REALIZE: http://puu.sh/ljCFp/22874e4180.jpg
  115. 11:46 AM - IVAN :): i
  116. 11:46 AM - IVAN :) is now Offline.
  117. 11:46 AM - IVAN :) is now Online.
  118. 11:46 AM - IVAN :): basically that
  119.  
  120. 1:47 PM - † Jesus LFT: how about banny, he shouldn't have anything to do since frodotype or w/e brokeup
  121.  
  122. "it's like a mousepad... for octopus" - Will
  123.  
  124. EP!C P!LL: vanilla love is an unintelligent sub human creation made in a laboratory in the middle of ukraine
  125. EP!C P!LL: he escaped and was welcomed to the tf2 community because it's already full of freaks
  126.  
  127. [2:41:49 AM] Don Quixote lft hl sub: fuck windmills
  128.  
  129. 1
  130. 11:49 AM - shots missed, mistakes made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQLGzFEzI0
  131. 11:50 AM - zuchima: same actually
  132. 2
  133. 11:49 AM - shots missed, mistakes made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQLGzFEzI0
  134. 11:50 AM - az: s a m e
  135. 3
  136. 11:50 AM - shots missed, mistakes made: 11:49 AM - shots missed, mistakes made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQLGzFEzI0
  137. 11:50 AM - az: s a m e
  138. 11:50 AM - zuchima: nice
  139. 4
  140. 11:50 AM - shots missed, mistakes made: 11:49 AM - shots missed, mistakes made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQLGzFEzI0
  141. 11:50 AM - zuchima: same actually
  142. 11:51 AM - az: nice
  143.  
  144. 10:21 PM - kezia: everyone aws really confused adn mad at the tide turner thoguh lol
  145.  
  146. 22:25:44 Piko de Lenny [Jumper]: hi!
  147. 22:25:52 King Salmon: eat dookie
  148.  
  149. my life as a teenage skeez: we dont allude about the mercator projection in the civilized world alto
  150.  
  151. memecator projection: skeezbekistan
  152. memecator projection: uzbekiskeez
  153. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: skeezistan
  154. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: land of the skeezes
  155. memecator projection: skeezerbaijan
  156. memecator projection: skeezera leona
  157. memecator projection: leone*
  158. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: western skeezhara
  159. memecator projection: koskeezo
  160. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: UNITED SKEEZ SOCIALIST REPUBLICS
  161. memecator projection: skeeziname
  162. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: kyrgyskeez
  163. memecator projection: skeeziopia
  164. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: pakiskeez
  165. memecator projection: SKEECHELLEZ
  166. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: MMMM
  167. memecator projection: BOSKEEZA AND HERSKEEZGOVINIA
  168. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: south oskeezia
  169. memecator projection: tenneskeez
  170. memecator projection: murskeezboro, tenneskeez
  171. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: burkina skeezo
  172. memecator projection: i was thinking burkina faskeez
  173. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: skeezocco
  174. memecator projection: democratic republic of the skeez
  175. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: skeezambia
  176. memecator projection: skeezegal
  177. 25 KILLSTREAK - TACTICAL SKEEZ: "User" of skeez
  178. memecator projection: madagaskeez
  179. memecator projection: skeezst timor
  180. memecator projection: american skeemoa
  181. memecator projection: skeezmoa
  182. i love my computer:D: papau new skeezia
  183. gold purgatory: skeezory coast
  184. gold purgatory: cote d'skeezoire
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