Lyra the Anomaly

 Lyra the Anomaly

>be chillin' in the video store
>It's been 2 months since your incident with Spaghetti Sparkle
>you assume she's working up the confidence to talk to you again
>rainbro dash is at boltcon signing t-shirts or some shit
>your other bro walks in the doe
>It's Lyra, admirer of all things human
>she has no sexual interest in you since shes lesboz with BonBon
>she even likes violent movies
>what a friendo
>something's different though

>Her hind hoofs have hands on the ends of them
>holy shit that's creepy
>"you like?"
That's... nice...
>she stands upright
>she's eye to eye with you
>"do you want to kung fu fight?"
HELLS YEAH
>you punch her square in the face, bruising the fat
>you didn't pull your punch so it's still wedged firmly in her face
>her horn glows
>it is now a hand
>gorilla_munch_monkey.psd

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>she grabs your fist with her forehead hand
>she pulls her entire body back and whips you into the stacks of pone films
>you get up
How about we take this outside?
>Lyra grins and nods
>you both settle for a deserted area of the countryside
>battle_stances.jpg (pic related)

>you both run at each other, fists cocked
>DOOM!
>your fists meet in a hail of electricity
>the sun is setting
(in unison) LOOK! THE SUN OF CELESTIA IS BURNING RED!
>the force of your punches propel both of you backward
>you both do about a hundred backflips and land perfectly
How have you been Lyra? Or rather, the pony I acknowledge as the second human in Equestria.
>she looks with eyes of respect
>she turns her back to you
>"I am not ready master"
Very well.
>she walks into the sunset with pride
>you light up a cigarette and look on as your student walks upright on two human hands into the west.

~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~
Lyra the Anomaly 2

 Lyra The Anomaly 2: A Prologue

>Six years before Spaghetti Sparkle ventured out of her comfortable home to the video store to develop her crush on Anon, an execution was held
>it was a hot balmy day in Canterlot
>the city square was filled to the brim with onlookers
>nearly everyone of worth in Equestria attended, including Anon
>the town bell tolled softly in the background
>the crowd slowly parted for the World Revolutionary, Princess Luna, and her armed escort
>she was in chains but still held herself with dignity
>in fact, she seemed to be dominating the scene
>a wide grin played across her face

>her and her armed-escort reached the top of the execution platform
>Guard:"Do you have any last words?"
>Luna:"can you take these off, they're chafing me."
>Guard:"y-you know we can't."
>Luna:"Why would I run away now?"
>she knelt down, ready to take the twin blades of her armed-guard
>Luna:"Alright, do it."
>all of a sudden, a random voice pierces the deafening silence

>"Oi!!! Princess Luna!
>all eyes gaze at the speaker
>"What did you do with all your treasure?! It's somewhere in Everfree Forest, isn't it?! You have it right? The greatest treasure in the world!?
>Guard:"Shut your insolent mouth!"
>"Where is it? Your one special treasure?!"
>the crowd gasped
>THE ELEMENT OF FREEDOM!!

>Princess Luna laughed. It echoed throughout the city
>Luna:"My treasure? If you want it, I'll let you have it. Go look for it. I left it all in that place."
>the twin blades sunk into her neck, ending her life
>the crowd cheered
>Thus begun the great revolutionary era

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Lyra The Anomaly 2


>present day

>you're working at the video store again, collecting your thoughts after the admittedly goofy events the past few days
>suddenly, Lyra bursts open the door
>the door lands flat on the ground
>"They've done it Anon! They've... They've captured Trixie!"
What??!!
>you jump over the counter and run toward an unseemly corner of the store
>you cock you fist
>you punch the wall opening up a large hole uncovering a secret room that has all of your revolutionary gear
>all that's in there is a big white duster with a formidable looking polearm.
>you grab your stuff
>you look at Lyra
"We're going."

>You gather your revolutionary army and set forth
>among your officers are:
>Lyra: First Commander
>Trixie: Second Commander (Compromised)
>BonBon: Third Commander
>Flim and Flam: Fourth Commanders
>Gilda: Fifth Commander
>each of your officers has at least 40 p0nies under their command
>you march

>BonBon:"Big Bro! We hear tell of a breakout in Tartarus. If we assist, we may be able to garner more friendly forces
No BonBon, let the dregs of society fend for themselves. If they choose to fight, they will.
>Gilda:"Big Bro! we have secured the train for quick transport."
Very good, little sis.
>you clear your throat
OI! EVERYONE! GET ON THE TRAIN!
>the train is packed with your revolutionaries
>the train consequently runs slower
Oi, Flim and Flam. You know how to gussy up machines don't you? Get this train busting 129 MPH.
>Flim:"Big Bro, we're not sure if we can--"
DO IT!
>you laugh and drink a pint of whiskey in one gulp

>Canterlot is in sight, the train will have to go uphill
>this will take too long
>you decide to get on top of the train and walk to the front
>you can see the tracks speeding by beneath your feet
>you position yourself backwards, facing toward the passenger cars
>you jump backward onto the ground while simultaneously lifting the entire train into the sky
>you toss the train, with all of your companions in it, directly at Canterlot
>you jump back onto the, now chaotically hurtling, train with a speed unheard of
>the train crashes in the city square
>you and your companions are all left unharmed by the incident

>you see the execution platform on which Luna was killed six years prior
>Trixie is there now
>she yells "BIG BROOO!!!!"
>Princess Cadence is standing right next to her
>she kicks Trixie
>PCad:"Quiet knave."
Damn YOU!
>you give the order for Gilda to shoot Cadence with her mobile cannon
>Cadence dodges the blast

>PCad:"We have all come here today to witness the execution of Trixie, the daughter of Luna the great revolutionary!
>this comes as a surprise to the rest of your comrades
>not to you
>to you, she's the pony who, without a father figure, would try anything
>to you, she's the pony who teleported you to Equestria
>to you, she's your little sis

>you walk out of the train and reveal yourself to both standing armies
>everyp0ny looks at you in awe, shocked that you'd even show up just to save one comrade
>they shouldn't be

>the royalist side consists of powerful nobility, all very strong in their own right as well as the rest of the Equestrian army
>Prince Blueblood
>Fancypants
>and Fleur are standouts
>all three of them are sitting on a platform below the execution platform
>they have also brought some giant beasts out of Tartarus, including Cerberus
>they outnumber your army
>it doesn't matter

>you smile
>Cadence's eyes widen
>PCad:"Loyalists of Equestria! Don't let your guard down, even if we out number them!"
>you pound your fist into the air to your side, making a visible crack
>the world begins to rise
>everp0ny is in shock
>PCad:"That man is Anon! The man who imbibes the Element of Earthquakes! He's a man who could destroy the world!"
>Canterlot has broken off the cliffside it resides on and is sliding down the mountain

>you laugh
GURARARARARARARA

>Meanwhile, Fleur leaves the platform
>she leisurely trots over to Gilda, who is in no-man's land
>she gives Gilda bedroom eyes
>their eyes meet
>Fleur:"SLAVE LOOKU"
>Gilda turns to stone
>Fleur smirks. She then turns to your other commanders, Flim and Flam
>she gives them the same stare
>Flim:"THAT"
>Flam:"WON'T WORK"
>Flim:"BECAUSE"
>Flam:"WE'RE GAY"
>Flim&Flam(in unison): "FOR EACHOTHER!"
>this horrifies Fleur
>they both roundhouse kick her in the face

>Prince Blueblood has seen enough
>he leaps from his seat at the execution platform
>he's thirty feet in the air
>PrinceBB:"ICE ... AGE"
>ice shoots from his body and attaches Canterlot to the rising cliffside, stopping the disaster
Oi, Ice brat, you're a real fucker
>he gives you an intense glare
>he lands upright on his hooves in no-man's land
>you motion your army with your polearm
CHARGE!!

>dozens of your soldiers storm the square and begin a bloody onslaught �with loyalists
>Fancy Pants stands up from his post
>FP:"I say! If you want anything done, you have to do it yourself."
>his body erupts into a sparkly light
>all of a sudden, he's right above you
>he points a hoof at you and it begins to glow
>a laser erupts from his hoof
>Lyra gallops from behind you, jumps over your head
>her body lights on fire
>huge hands, cupped to act as wings, sprout from her back
>she flies in front of the laser
>she takes it in the gut like it ain't no thang
>the loyalist army exclaims:
>"LYRA THE HUMAN-PHOENIX??!!'

>as Lyra and Fancypants fight on the battlefield, Cerberus begins to charge at you
>the royalist army looks excited that you might meet your demise
>he chomps at you but you catch his front tooth, front head
Get out of here puppy
>you crush the tooth in your hand and proceed to grab Cerberus by the lip
>you swing Cerberus around over your head and throw him at the execution platform
>Princess Cadence is not amused
>her horn glows blood-red and she fires a huge glob of magma at the airborn Cerberus
>the magma has so much force it blows a hole right through Cerberus' chest

>the ball of magma that went through Cerberus is now hurtling toward you
>you catch it on the blade of your polearm
>you blow it out in one breath, leaving a large chunk of obsidian
>you tap the ground with the obsidian rock like you would an egg
>the obsidian shatters into many pieces
Looks like you got better, magma brat...
>she grimaces at this comment
Looks like I'll have to actually join the fight
>you take one step
>Princess Cadence yells to the troops
>PCad:"PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION! THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO GO WILD!"

>above you, you notice a zeppelin has exploded
>you see ponies begin to fall from the sky
>you recognize a couple of them
>you see Braeburn and Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie
OI, BON BON!
>BonBon:"Yes Big Bro?!"
Use your candy powers to save those guys!
>she nods
>the ground beneath the falling p0nies starts to twist and morph
>suddenly giant pink and green marshmallows

>HB-Pinkie Pie and Braeburn land safely as well as other escapees from Tartarus
>HB-PinkiePie:"WE CAME HERE TO SAVE TRIXIE! SHE'S LIKE A SISTER TO ME!"
>you recall Trixie saying that, before she summoned you, she summoned Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie from another dimension
Oi, nice to have you on the team, think you can pull your weight?
>HB-PinkePie:"OF COURSE!"
>she runs off at top speed toward the execution platform
>Braeburn:"WAIT! PINKIE-KUN, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TRIXIE CHARGED ME WITH TAKING CARE OF YOU!"
>he sounds like an overweight Japanese man for some reason

>you almost get to the execution platform when Princess Cadence stops you
>her hoof turns into magma and shoots at you
>you dodge and swipe your polearm at her
>you aren't close, but the force of your cut travels through the air and cuts Princess Cadence in half
>there is now a pile of magma on the ground
>it reforms into what you remember as Princess Cadence
You're a real pain in the dick, Princess Cadence
>she snickers and goes for another magma punch
>you block it with your bare hand
>her eyes widen a she realizes you have grabbed her hoof
>you twist it around and force her to the ground
>your hand glows with the might of an earthquake and you punch her in the face
>a crater appears where this happens

>Cadence gets up, looking harmed for the first time
>she strains her face and stomps her hooves on the ground
>the ground beneath you turns to magma
>your legs are ruined
>you can't get away now, you will die here
>Cadence then puts a magma hoof right through the left side of your head

>HB-Pinke Pie has reached the execution platform and released Trixie
>Lyra orders a full retreat
>Leaving you for dead, Princess Cadence abandons her fight with you and confronts Trixie
>She punches a magma hoof right through Trixie
>Trixie whispers to Hot blooded Pinkie Pie
>Trixie:"Thanks, for loving me... everyp0ny."
>she smiles as she dies
>HB Pinkie Pie is stunned
>the whole revolutionary army sheds a tear

>Cadence goes in for the kill on Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie
>you shout,
OI, MAGMA CUNT! YOU JUST GONNA RUN AWAY FROM ME AND KILL SOME BRATS??!!
>absolute anger swells in her face
>she returns to you, allowing HB-Pinkie Pie escape

>Cadence stands in front of you, Fancypants joins her
>they both nod to each other and put numerous holes in your body with magma and lasers
>the smoke clears
>Fancypants:"I'm sure if we poked him he'd fall over right now."
>you begin to speak your last words,
I wouldn't be so sure, fancy-brat.
>PCad:"W-WHAT?? HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE???!!!"
>you laugh
It's not going to be you, Princess Cadence. The pony Luna is waiting for... at he very least, definitely isn't you. Just like there are those who carry on Luna's will... I'm sure somep0ny will appear to carry on Trixie's will, someday. Even if you extinguish her bloodline, there's no way that their flame will ever burn out. It has been passed down since ancient times...
>you struggle to breathe
And in the future... someday... somep0ny will appear, carrying the history of all those decades on his/her back, and challenge the whole world to a fight.
>you look to Princess Celestia's Castle window
Celestia. You noble p0nies... all fear that immense battle engulfing the whole world... that will eventually come.
>you see Celesia grimace
I don't care myself... but as soon as somep0ny finds that great treasure... the entire world will be turned upside-down. And somep0ny WILL find it. That day will defiantly come sooner or later.

THE ELEMENT OF FREEDOM!

DOES EXIST!!

>Celestia:"DAMN YOU!"

~~~END~~~

Luna=Gol.D Roger
Anon=Whitebeard
Lyra=Marco
Princess Cadence=Admiral Akainu & Blackbeard
Prince Blueblood=Admiral Aokiji
Fancypants=Admiral Kizaru
Fleur=The Pirate Empress Boa Hancock
Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie=Monkey D. Luffy
Braeburn=Knight of the Sea Jinbe
Princess Celesita=Fleet Admiral Sengoku