"no girls in the girls bathroom" -heather duke
duke and veronica see mac in the car with teacher "wait till chandler finds out our black lesbian friend is just black" (as if bi people dont exist)
"lick it up baby, lick it up" --> "lick it up fatty, lick it up" "did you just fat shame me? in public?"
"delete your snapchat, delete your instagram, download a fire extinguishing app because veronica saweyr is about to get flamed"(edited)
veronica got in some guys car, hes preforming cunnilingus and shes on her phone, she reacts to something on her phone and the guys head pops up and hes like "i want it to be clear i stopped as soon as i heard no" or whatever because consent is a joke
veronica, writing about how the world will know her as a fat shamer when suddenly jd comes through her window, grabs her diary and then reads it while veronica "protests." then jd says the most enlightening, insightful thing ever. "we're young, we're free, lets snort adderall, make out, and get slushees"
"we're young, we're free, lets snort adderall, make out, and get slushees" = going to not 711, using one of the little kid electric bubble machines,  getting veronica a "blue flavor" slushee, and dropping an iphone in a cup for music
instead of deconstruction, jds dad does oil and gasoline so it opens with his mom setting the house on fire, jd and dad in car, mom waves to little jd out the window and shoots herself in the head
jd and veronica pull up to heathers, plan is put a nazi hat on her, take a pic, and post it online
pill to make her vomit in bag of corn nuts
"what the queef its this" -heather c
instead of suicide note, jd records heather mocking veronicas diary entry
"people think i have it good but im nothing"
jd: i didnt realize the great heather chandler was trying to lose weight
heather: how dare you eats corn nuts and hecking chokes and dies
they dared her to eat the whole bag in 5 seconds
"these are german suicide pills i mustve grabbed the wrong ones" jd pls
"im gonna have to send my sat scores to [prison name] instead of [college name] --> im gonna have to experiment with lesbianism in [prison name] instead of [college name]"
uploading video to instagram, veronica saying this is so bad etc then "trim it a little, we'll get more hits if we keep it under 10 seconds"
"so fat kids can be popular now. oh! and the (removed) nerds, dont  tell me theyre popular too"
"and the trans kid"
"theres this kid whos what they call gender queer who we find to be very well liked"
"is he/she fat?"
"rail thin"
"oh at least thats comforting"
mac: i think heather would want to be euthanized by an actual female
duke: and i think heather would want to be eulogized by someone whos actually a member of the lgbtqqiap community \*posts picture of mac in the car with the teacher*
"i know murdering someone is totally rude but then again isnt hating on someone for being a murderer equally as rude" yaass veronica, show off that 1500+ sat score you brought up in the beginning
"jds right i cant be blamed im a helpless lovestruck girl being manipulated by some guy... no that makes it sound like im reinforcing gender stereotypes"
"what i remember most was her kindness, you dont get to 245000 followers unless youre truly a good person"
plot twist, heathers still alive and jd left the suicide pills for her to see
heathers are supposed to be all oppressed or whatever and are rude for social justice
this mess is basically gonna make people who hate sjws hate them and us more and we dont like it because its pandering
literally who is this for?
basically its not heathers at all except for names