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Deadmeat Chronicles: Time forSleep

Jun 22nd, 2013
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You are looking for a place to sleep.
  3. >You find some trash cans next to a fence.
  4. >It has a nice little hollow behind the trash cans.
  5. >You decide this is a good place to sleep.
  6. >Next Special Friend starts to trot about, “Smawty is de bestest smawty de onwy smawty fo me!”
  7. >”Smawty fin de bestest sweepie pwace fo fwuffy to haf nappies!”
  8. >You set out the nummies and take the first few bites.
  9. >You then have the fluffies take turns taking bites from the food.
  10. >Haze finds a nook in the trash cans, “Hase wike pwace! Smawty fin pwace! Smawty!”
  11. >He sniffs the air deeply, “Hase wike dis smeww!”
  12. >He lays on his belly giggling.
  13. >You look around and point to a fence post away from your sleepy place.
  14. >”Do poopies dere! Nuu do poopies hewe!”
  15. >The fluffies in your herd don’t seem to pay attention.
  16. >They are hugging each other and giggling.
  17. >The mommy fluffy is cradling and cooing her babies.
  18. >The bright ball is going beddy bye and the dark time is starting to set in.
  19. >You lay next to the fence.
  20. >You see a few blades of grass sticking out and nibble on them.
  21. >”Dwink miwkies babehs, grow big an stwong fo mommeh!”
  22. >You look over and see the mother letting her babies suckle.
  23. >The two male fluffies and Next special friend form a small circle and doze off.
  24. >You stretch and relax.
  25. >Your leggies are tired from walking.
  26. >You wish you could stop but there are a lot of two legged monster hidey holes around and you don’t want to be too close to them.
  27. >Tomorrow you will set off again.
  28. >Hopefully you can find a place with food and shelter enough for all your fluffies.
  29. >You hear soft chirps and coos.
  30. >You glance over to see the mommy fluffy setting her babies down.
  31. >They fall asleep almost as soon as she sets them down.
  32. >You settle down and close your eyes.
  33. >You feel yourself slipping off to dreamy time.
  34. >You hear a cooing at your ear.
  35. >You sit up in a start.
  36. >The mommy is laying next to you, “Fwuffy weady gif good feews noa…”
  37. >You jump up startled, “Yoo wan Deadmeat gif speshul huggies noa!?”
  38. >She gets up and noses your neck, “Yoo get nummies fo mommeh… make miwk fo babehs…”
  39. >She walks in front of you and raises her tail.
  40. >She looks back, you can see her smiling in the dimming light.
  41. >You feel a stirring in your pee pee place looking at her.
  42. >You trot up and mount her as she give a soft giggle.
  43. >”Deadmeat.. gif bestest speshul huggies…”, you say pulling her close.
  44. >She mewls as you start to thrust.
  45. >Your enfs fill the little hidey holes and mix with her giggles.
  46. >Soon you have the good feel as she squeals.
  47. >You dismount and lay down as she nuzzles your neck again.
  48. >”Yoo nuuu twow fwuffy fwom hewd noa… yoo gud smawty…”
  49. >She waddles back to her babies and lays next to them.
  50. >”Hee hee… speshul huggie… hee hee hee…. Stwong smawty….”
  51. >You glance over, it almost looks like Haze’s eyes are glowing looking at you.
  52. >You grunt and close your eyes.
  53. >You drift off into dreamy time.
  54. >You are running through an open field giggling.
  55. >It feels good to bound through the grass.
  56. >You yell out at the top of your lungs, “Deadmeat so happy!”
  57. >You run as fast a your hooves can carry you.
  58. >You find a hill and climb up it.
  59. >”Deadmeat happy! Wan huggies!”
  60. >You are smiling as you sit back and spread your hoofies wide.
  61. >No fluffy comes up.
  62. >”Deadmeat wan huggies, why nuu fwuffy hug Deadmeat?”
  63. >You look around.
  64. >You are alone.
  65. >You run around frantically, “Whewe fwuffy? Nee huggies!”
  66. >There are no fluffies to be found.
  67. >You take off running in a panic.
  68. >Finally you happen across the bodies of several fluffies.
  69. >You know they are your herd.
  70. >”NUUUUU! Why fwen hewt!?”
  71. >You look at mangled bodies and crushed heads.
  72. >Their hooves are ripped off and blood is pooling around them.
  73. >”Wha hewt hewd… why dey haf biggest owchies?”
  74. >You start to feel wet.
  75. >You look up and see that it had started raining.
  76. >The rain is boo boo juice.
  77. >You are being coated in blood.
  78. >You wake up with a start.
  79. >You jump up and shake your fluff.
  80. >You are dry.
  81. >You are huffing in a panic.
  82. >You look around and see that your herd is resting peacefully.
  83. >You must have slept all night long because it has become bright time again.
  84. >You see Haze leaning over and sniffing the sleeping babies.
  85. >”Smeww…” *sniff*sniff*”gud….” *sniff*sniff*
  86. >”You start to face him, “Wha yoo do-“
  87. >You hear metal and plastic banging down the street.
  88. >You turn and see a large garbage truck rolling your way.
  89. >Garbage men are grabbing the trash cans and emptying them into it.
  90. >You start to yell, ”Eferyfwuffy wun!”
  91. >You start to push fluffies.
  92. >Haze sees what you are doing and starts to bite fluffy’s fluff and shake them.
  93. >”Wakies! Smawty say wakies!”
  94. >The fluffies rouse up sleepily, “Why wake fwuffy…”
  95. >”Munstas come! Wun! Fowwow Deadmeat!”
  96. >You place the babies on the back of the mother.
  97. >You look down, the trash truck is at the trashcans just down from yours.
  98. >You take off, “Fowwow! Nee hide!”
  99. >You run and find a hedge row.
  100. >”In hewe! Go in be quie’!”
  101. >You watch as all the fluffies shuffle into the bushes.
  102. >Haze hesitates, “Smawty say go in gween pwace…. But nuu wanna…”
  103. >You get behind him and push him in.
  104. >He lets out a yelp, “Nuuuu! Snapies! Snapies! Snapies!”
  105. >He lays down shaking.
  106. >You jump in and lay down.
  107. >You watch as the trash truck gets the trash cans you were at then drive by.
  108. >You let out a sigh of relief.
  109. >You feel something shivering right next to you.
  110. >You look to your side and see haze cuddled next to you shaking, “Smawty fin gud spot…. Smawty smawt smawty….”
  111. >He then looks at you.
  112. >Then he buries his nose into your fluff and sniffs.
  113. >You boop him, “Nuu smeww Deadmeat!”
  114. >The other fluffies jump back.
  115. >Haze rolls and giggles, “Stwong smawty! Hee hee! Smeww gud!”
  116. >You stomp out from the hedges and away from the strange fluffy.
  117. >“We mofe, nee fin saf pwace and nummies.”
  118. >You start to walk down the side walk with your line of fluffies behind you.
  119. >Next Special Friend starts singing her off tune praise of you once more.
  120. >Haze falls back and gets behind all the fluffies.
  121. >You look ahead.
  122. >The monster hidey holes seem to be getting bigger.
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