$Statements = array(
				"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.",
				"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.",
				"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. ",
				"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? ",
				"I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade? ",
				"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. ",
				"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? ",
				"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.",
				"I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!"
			);