#### HOW TO RIP OFF COKE MACHINES ####

TRUST ME THIS GUIDE IS THE REAL DEAL! DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE FAKE HOWTOS, THIS ONE REALLY WORKS!

1) You'll need the following things: A bunch of string, some tape, and a bunch of quarters.

2) Show up at a shady park on a bicycle. Hang out and look suspicious.

3) Some crazy guy will eventually come up to you, and ask "you got any coke, man?".

4) Say yes, and take his money.

5) BOOK IT on your bicycle.

6) If he pursues, throw the string, tape, and quarters at him.