[Farage]
It was 2016
We all voted
An old man said to me
Won't see another one

And we all sang a song
Of British unicorns
I cried with happiness
And dreamed of sovereignty

We got lucky, it's true
We are the 52
I've got a feeling
Brexit's for me and you

So let's not negotiate
With that EU we hate
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

[Leave Voter]
There's your Breaking Point poster and 'Rivers of Blood'
And we listened to Johnson and that Amber Rudd
And Mohammed's a name that's more popular than Steve
While you promised me Norway was waiting for me

[Leave Voter] It was handsome
[Remain Voter] It's shitty. Gonna ruin this city
[Both] When your lot's done bitching, we'll get by just fine
I'm fed up with my neighbour
[May] But what about Labour?
Corbyn's got no plan, don't dare ask to see mine!

[Narrator]
And the entire Tory Party was thrown into disarray
And the bell was tolling for Theresa May

[Johnson] She's a traitor
[Rees-Mogg] She's dreaming
If she calls this leaving
[May] At least I don't print lies
On the side of a bus
[Gove] All the experts and haters...
[Rees-Mogg] I say 5 decades later
No deal will be better than Canada Plus

[Narrator]
And the entire Tory Party was thrown into disarray
And the bell was tolling for Theresa May

[Remainers]
Theresa's mind is gone
This doesn't work for anyone
You took our freedoms now
All for 'muh sovrunty'
We could have stayed
And enjoyed all the trade
Can't make it all alone
We've built our success around EU

[Narrator]
And the entire Tory Party was thrown into disarray
And the bell was tolling for Theresa May